#Shadow & bone

[filmyocean]

Matthias: Everyone relax, he's lying. He doesn't have any poison.

Wylan: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in the fridge back at the Mansion in the relish jar. Jesper: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skulls and crossbones?

Wylan: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.

Jesper: And the Mayo?

Wylan: That's shampoo

Jesper: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?!

Wylan: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably

[arrynzek]

i actually can’t go anywhere online rn i keep seeing people saying the same old shit.

“if the darkling is supposed to be evil, why is he hot”

“if we were supposed to hate him, why cast ben barnes?”

“it’s so much better alina is powerful! the book ending made me ill”

as if the darkling being attractive wasn’t part of the point. as if him being good looking wasn’t how he got away with grooming countless young girls to try take their power.

alina losing her powers was the consequence she was warned about! but her power was then split between everyone and now more and more sun summoners exist, she got to stay away from positions of power that made her miserable and she got to start a new life with mal. one full of peace and love.

idk who that is in the ending but it isn’t alina starkov

[cardans-letters]

just realised something-

i hope, everyone that watched Shadow Bones, had at least read Leigh Bardugo books before-

because passing by masterpieces such as Six of Crows or Grisha would, honestly, be a shame

[vamplire]

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

[outmealcookie]

Do you ever had one movie/series that you truly wanna watch but somehow never got the chance? for me, it's Shadow Bone. AAAAAHHH I wanna see Kaz Inej Mal (just based on the spoilers I saw on the timeline I think I might love them)

[bloodybellycomb]

"Netflix cancels show because of capitalism" is true but they aren't even succeeding at capitalism. Pretty much all streaming services are hemorrhaging money right now. In their desperate attempts to win at capitalism, they are failing at capitalism. They are killing art for the sake of a pretend profit they never receive. Pathetic.

[memesandmylife]

it really is insane to me how in the mid 2010s netflix had a reputation of making cool, inclusive series as well as saving tv shows after their networks cancelled them, and now here we are today with every halfway decent netflix original show getting cancelled after 1-2 seasons and a bajillion episodes of bigmouth

[surprisearson]

My local bookstore is so fed up and tbh I love that for them they should choose violence more

[liveandbreathemusicals]

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

[celestialcass]

cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever

[shewhotellsstories]

[maybemacdc]

had to kanejify this one

[greensaplinggrace]

I actually like it when ships hurt each other in long lasting and unforgiveable ways. I like it when they leave vicious, glaring scars. I like when they leave traumas. I like when they stab each other and torture each other and ruin each other’s lives and violate every inch of each other’s values. and I like it when they fucking kill each other permanently dead. 

[arabellas]

Shadow and Bone (more specifically the Crows) cancelation reactions

[tsunauticus]

Made a post earlier but I’m still mad, so here’s Netflix fr right now

[petricorah]

based on this and this [ids in alt]