#ShiftCon

[vickychok]

Birbo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Vontra: …Have you never taken a shower before?

[timey-wimey-shifter]

us shifting to the bounce house dr tonight

[scribescribe]

Exciting news, guys! You know that infamous Mistworld blooper reel that’s turned up at a couple of cons but seems to be on really tight lockdown until the DVDs come out? Well, they had it at ShiftCon this year, and although they were being really intense about no A/V recording, they didn’t say anything about frantic scribbling...so here’s as good a transcript as I could come up with! I’m sure a missed a bunch of stuff- in the way of blooper reels, there were a LOT of short clips, and I didn’t bother recording things like “everyone making silly faces” because, well, that’s not particularly exciting to read about and also those went by suuuuper fast, but here’s what I have! Enjoy!

Mistworld Bloopers:

-Danai Gurira attempting to dramatically raise the visor on her helmet, but it’s stuck. “On second thought, I prefer to remain mysterious,” she says, as everyone around her cracks up.

-Lupita Nyong'o utterly failing to gracefully draw her very large sword

-Natalie Portman hissing at the camera to show off her vampire fangs

-Karen David, Nicki Minaj, and Sara Bareilles singing a beautifully harmonized “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” for some reason

-Gina Carano and G-Dragon in craft services. G-Dragon says something slowly and exaggeratedly in Korean (subtitles: “please give me a coffee”) [ETA: thanks to the anon in my inbox who gave the Korean: 커피 좀 주세요], then holds up a cup. Gina attempts to repeat it and ends up with something that sounds similar to my ears but the subtitles are “give me a bloody nose” [코피 좀 주세요]. G-Dragon shrugs, puts down the coffee, and instead tries to punch her in the face, but she blocks it, twists his arm around, and punches him showily- he flies off his feet and collapses dramatically on the ground. She looks around guiltily, takes the coffee, and backs out of the frame.

-People milling around setting up for a shot. Someone in a big heavy cloak/coat thing approaches the camera and pulls back their hood to reveal- it’s Dessa. “Guess who’s back!”, she whispers, and winks.

-Montage of Rosario Dawson forgetting that Leila’s horns give her over a foot of extra height and walking into doorframes, tree branches, awnings, etc.

-Jim Rash trying to stand up dramatically in his rowboat and falling over

-G-dragon flailing around trying to get untangled from Alokas’s silks

-A take of the intense conversation between Rai and Nyka outside of a falling Ellsmere on the Ba Sing Se timeline. Santiago Cabrera does the line “...but it was worth it, to see you again,” and Gina Carano nods very seriously and then does the slowwwww lean-in as if to kiss him thing. He immediately catches on and also leans in; they don’t actually get there before someone yells CUT and they break apart laughing, but they get very close. This got an INTENSE scream from the audience, you guys, I’m pretty sure they know what we’re into and are trolling us.

-Rodrigo Santoro concentrating deeply on a magic book. After a very long moment of making a serious doing magic face he says, without ever opening his eyes, “this isn’t a practical effect, is it”. Someone offscreen: “nope!” RS: “you guys are doing it in post”. Offscreen: “yup!” RS: “and everyone’s just waiting for me to get on with this scene” Offscreen: “yeah that’s pretty much it!”

-Tyrese Gibson in the middle of a line addressing Toya, then stopping and going “nope, she’s on the other shoulder, isn’t she. You can just fix that with the CG, right, make her fly around?”

-Montage of the Tymora robot being generally terrible: getting stuck on cracks between floorboards, falling off tables and out of pockets, often followed by laughter, swearing, and apologies off-camera, presumably from the crewmember operating it. A lot of the scene where Rai, Merenith, and Toya “follow” Tymora down the hallways of the mages’ guild in which the robot was apparently having some hard times. Gina Carano has several takes of her monologue to Toya like “I’ve never seen it do anything like this before, it just started walking toward the Mages Guild this morning and it won’t stop….except, uh, now….I see it’s stopped...perhaps the middle of this hallway was very important to Asmun?” or “I’ve never seen it do anything like this before...yes, the slightly eerie twitching and whine of dying batteries is definitely new…”

-everyone who gets caught in the explosion where Rai is possessed by undead!Cord standing around in bathrobes, doing a little dance and chant “Na-ked ep-i-sode! Na-ked ep-i-sode!”

-Tom Hiddleston tripping on his shadowy robes, stumbling, managing to stay upright, and doing jazz hands

-Bex Taylor-Klaus attempting to drink something and having way too much trouble getting figuring out how to get a straw through the dragon prosthetic

-Santiago Cabrera and the double who was standing in for the other Nyka slowly mirroring each other’s movements and then turning to the camera in mock-astonished horror

-Several takes of Rosario Dawson waving her arms dramatically at a monster that presumably will be CGI’d in later and then turning to her companions and declaring: “it’s okay, for the next five minutes it…

-”will think it’s a beagle puppy named Patches”

-”will have to pee really really bad”

-”will sincerely believe that it’s just a tennis ball on a stick”

-”will only want to jam to this beat” (she begins beatboxing)

-”will think Athol is its mommy”

-Manu Bennett dangling from strings in front of a green screen and making dramatic fighter plane noises and he pretends to steer Athol’s glider

-Jim Rash rowing in his boat suspended in the air against a greenscreen, singing sweetly “row row row your boat, gently down the stream...merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily” then turning to look directly into camera and whispering creepily “life is but a dream”

-A montage of fighters dropping their weapons or otherwise messing up their fight choreography, including Lupita Nyong'o whacking Rosario Dawson with her shield, Natalie Portman slicing aggressively with the glaive and accidentally flinging it across the room, Dichen Lachman falling down while trying to heroically charge up a hill, Gina Carano trying to crack her whip and it just flopping around awkwardly, Amandla Stenberg turning the wrong way and dramatically stabbing a place where no one is standing, Manu Bennett throwing an axe and having the head go flying and the handle just plop down at his feet

-Bex Taylor-Klaus pointing at Rodgrigo Santoro and going “and THAT’S a WRAP!” with a cheesy grin, while Rodrigo Santoro shakes his head in extreme judgment. 

[visuallykita]

Have you switched over to all natural products? . My son has horrible allergies so 2 yrs ago I started really looking at the labels of products that I bought and started switching some things. . Today on the blog I'm highlighting #shiftcon and giving you some insights on what I've used so far and how I'm liking some of the products. Click the link in the bio to see my list and a quick video of what I used in my smoothie. . Have you tried anything in the picture? What's your favorite all natural product? . #newblogpost #ontheblogtoday #atlantainfluencer #atlantamedia #itsreallykita #reallykita #documentyourdays #natrualproducts #healthychoicesmatter #healthylifestlye #healthydrink (at Shiftcon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3mUfwLgL5C/?igshid=m6ag4hh0ii8q

[phzuniquediva]

With the knowledge we have, we could teach those and inspire change. We could teach our underserved communities about the dangers of chemicals and GMOs. We could teach them how to eat healthier on a strict budget. We could teach them ways to save. Show them they are not left behind. Everyone deserves to be healthy. Everyone has a right to good nutritious food. We shouldn't have to keep saying "After awhile there will be nothing left to eat if the food is making us sick." Help your neighbor, strengthen your communities, and don't feel shamed to do so. It starts with us. We can be the bigger voice for those who cannot or afraid to speak up. We all deserve better quality food, household products, beauty products, etc. Be the change you want to see in the world. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #Shiftcon #shifthappens #community #shifters #socialmedia #blogging #blog #blogs #social #getsocial #underserved #mombloggers #greenbloggers #inspiremothers #teacher #bloggerlife #bloggerswanted #bloggerstyle #bloggermom #lifestylecoach #bloggerfood #wellnessblogger #fitnessblogger #foodie #foodies #nontoxic #organic #sweatpink #nongmo #goodfood

[god4bandme]

(AD) Being healthier is a goal that all of us have. Some of us take different paths and some are the same. I am always on the lookout for the best things for my body including the use of oils. I honestly can say that I still use the not so real oils and I am not going to name names, but I recently went to one of my favorite conferences, #shiftcon, and was exposed to some new information. Prior to the conference, I had never heard of #palmoil. One of the speakers, @jonnybowden shared with us the health benefits of this oil. I was given a chance to check it out and I must say that the 1st thing I noticed was the color (swipe left). It is so beautiful. Rich orange color. By the way, if you swipe left again, you will see the popcorn looks like it has butter on it, but it doesn't. It is all of the carotenoids that this oil is loaded up with. It is a natural tropical oil and has a higher melting point than other vegetable oils. For those of you that care, this oil is responsibly produced. The palm trees do not need to be cleared and replanted every year which results in significantly less environmental impact. #sustainable #healthylifestyle #atl #atlantablogger #god4bandme #productreview #wednesdaywellness #wellnesswednesday #malaysianpalmoil #palmoilhealth #healthyfat #wellness #antiinflammatory #ad (at At Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAswQl8Hk7Z/?igshid=1nobwbokl0jxm

[dianehoffmaster]

Listening to a great chat at @shiftcon this afternoon about safe beauty products. Was shocked to learn that there has been no new legislation regarding beauty product ingredients for about 80 years! We need more regulation to ensure the safety of makeup and skincare products! Thanks @beautycounter and all the bloggers on todays panel! #beautycounter #shiftcon #bethechangeyouwanttosee https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NHnpIAO2C/?igshid=ird04pcptqwt

[ladybossblogger]

I'm going organic 🌱 with everything these days, especially with things that I use daily like my bath towels! 🧼 @marcizaroff an ECOlifestyle pioneer founded @farmtohomeorganic that produces "cloudsoft" organic cotton bath sheets and more 🛌 check out more of her products on this page @qvc 😘 Are you a part of the ECOlifestyle movement? 💭 #elainerau #ladybossblogger #sponsored . . . . .⠀ #dwellorganically #qvc #shiftcon #marcizaroff #organiccotton #farmtohome #foodtofiber #ecofashion #ecorenaissance #sustainablefashion #fashionrevolution #regenerative #organic #ethicalfashion #nocompromise #yesand #ecolifestyle #EcoFriendly #economics #ecobeauty #ecofriendlyfashion #ecoconscious #EcoFriendlyProducts #ecotravel #EcoLiving #EcoBoost #ecodesign (at Farm To Home Organic) https://www.instagram.com/p/B25CoWwJkd4/?igshid=1jd2gliv0nnio

[ketogenicdietrecipesposts-blog]

A much MUCH needed getaway to SoCal. Thanks for giving me an outlet from my str… A a lot MUCH wanted getaway to SoCal. Thanks #ShiftCon for giving me an outlet from my stress. And nice keynotes from Ed Begley Jr and Gary Hirshberg from @stonyfield

[yoshifawful64]

Just played my first game of Tavern Brawl in Hearthstone (specifically, ShiftCon), and it was a blast. Ended up crushing my opponent with a Scaled Nightmare that did 28 damage to them in three turns.

[theprimaldesire]

These easy honey garlic ribs (Instant Pot ribs) are sweet and salty and so darn delicious.  Perfect as an appetizer on game day, a snack or main dish!

Instant Pot Ribs

I missed out on these Easy Honey Garlic Ribs the first time Holley made them.  She send me the first two photos below, and the friend I was visiting in Vancouver asked if we should make the 4-hour drive to get some.  That was followed by two minutes of silent contemplation by both of us.  I think the snow was legitimately what ultimately prevented the drive….

#FoodFOMO.  Tough times.

Kequyen, these are right up your alley!  Once you get back from the Olympics you’ll need to try them out.  (Don’t know what I’m talking about?  Check out my interview with Kequyen).

New Year’s Starts in February

You may remember that my 2018 did not start off so strong, but that I’ve still got high hopes for this year.  Someone even sent me a meme that said:

I’ve decided my 2018 will start on February 1st – January is a free-trial month.

100%.  My cough continued over 3 weeks.  Even went to the ER for x-rays to rule out pneumonia and a cracked rib.  (I feel like I told the story about my cracked rib in the Killer Paleo Horseradish post…).

How are your New Year’s resolutions going?  About ready to start your second attempt?  See, this is exactly why Holley and I wrote the “I’m Hungry!  What Should I Snack On?” ebook!

We’re both starting the month out at a conference for wellness influencers, ShiftCon, in Irvine, CA.  Getting out of the snow and catching some rays!  YESSSSSS!  This is the perfect start because I am confident that we will connect with some great people that may alter the direction of 2018.  We’ll keep you posted.  Watch our social media accounts to see how this trip goes.

Ah-ight.  Back to the Easy Honey Garlic Ribs.

Eat these Easy Honey Garlic Ribs while watching the Superbowl on gameday, while watching Kequyen skiing at the Olympics, or on a Thursday afternoon.  If you’re looking for more Game-Day bites, we got ’em.

[simple-recipe]

These easy honey garlic ribs (Instant Pot ribs) are sweet and salty and so darn delicious.  Perfect as an appetizer on game day, a snack or main dish! Superbowl snacks anyone? #shiftcon #superbowlsnacks @instantpot These easy honey garlic ribs (Instant Pot ribs) are sweet and salty and so darn delicious.  Perfect as an appetizer on game day, a snack or main dish!

[timey-wimey-shifter]

bouncy house DR playlist but it’s just the bouncy bouncy crimp from the mighty boosh

[mamawendyposts-blog]

When an amazing influencer like AshleySchaefer @earthjusticemom of @OM4dtheplanet, tweets what you said. @shiftcon @shiftconmedia @mamavation @danifaust #shiftcon #honored #called #humbled #truthspeaker #momsonamission #mommyblogger (at Hotel Irvine)

[visuallykita]

Day 4/31 working 9 to 5 or.... Sitting in traffic ...in Atlanta...from 5 to 8. . If you know Atlanta you know you spend half your day just in traffic. Today was worth it though to check out #shiftcon and meet my bloggy boos. I saw so many faces I have never met in real life. . Also, for me never putting pics up yall sure know who I am...😒 I gotta do a better job of hiding. . Have you ever experienced Atlanta traffic? Thoughts? . #atlantaga #everydayphotoaday #photosinbetween #thehappynow #itsreallykita #reallykita #downtownatl #igersatlanta #peachtreestreet https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NxMyGH4V0/?igshid=1pr6fqe2pyedq

[phzuniquediva]

ShiftCon is Making a BIG Shift | PhzUniqueDiva

ShiftCon is Making a BIG Shift | PhzUniqueDiva

ShiftCon is Making a BIG Shift

This is a SHIFT you don’t want to miss.  Founder of ShiftCon & Mamavation©, Leah Segedie, made a BIG announcement about the future of ShiftCon. If you are new or never heard of ShiftCon, here is a little background.  ShiftConis an eco-wellness influencer conference where like minded green living, on ANY level of green, lovelies come together to learn about ways they…

[god4bandme]

Relaxing before bed calls for a brand introduced to me at #shiftcon, @numiorganictea. Tumeric is one of my favorite flavors of #tea. I can drink it no matter the time of day. Numi's tumeric teas will revitalize, enrich and restore. Now who doesn't need that. Part of my #selfcare routine is taking the time to look through magazines, like @voguemagazine while wishing I was #chillinginthesunshine. What is part of your selfcare routine? #organictea #organic #tumeric #god4bandme #numiorganictea #tumerictea #fairtradecertified #nongmo #usdaorganic #phoebewallerbridge #voguemagazine #carbonfree #herbaltea #fashion #fleabag #bbc #pwb (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B51ZrUknz8t/?igshid=12x788zbu8gke