#Ship incorrect qoutes

[robsmooth]

Atreus : Babe are you mad.

Heimdall: no babe, is just the way your dad ripped my arm off and beat me to a pulp in a justified rage about my fucked up threat to your well-being that got me shaken a little.

[inkwell-illustrations]

Maxie: Are we going to a candy store?! Husk: No its night all the candy stores are closed!  Angel: Were going to ROB a candy store?!

[avalordream]

Terry: Real question B-man.

Terry: Would you rather save something you love or the world if you had to choose?

Baxter: Can I save MC?

Terry: Yeah…?

Baxter: well idk then the world can probably kick rocks if I can save MC

[octoagentmiles]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <333

[thesfromhms]

KeeFeDex shippers when I find you KeeFeDex shippers

Keefe: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Dex: What’s up your ass this morning! Fitz: walks in ...Hey. Dex: Hmm… nevermind. Keefe: WAIT NO! Fitz: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Dex: I’m “a couple of things”. Keefe: I’m “got distracted”.

Fitz, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Keefe: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Keefe: Here you go. Fitz: Keefe: Dex: Why am I here? The Squad using an Ouija board Keefe: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house? Spirit, through the board: YES. Fitz: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. Dex: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

Dex: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Keefe: Keefe: I'm gonna tell them. Fitz: Don't you dare.

[incorrect-pandora-hearts]

Break: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Gilbert: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

[chriscdcase95]

(Jennifer Check and Ginger Fitzgerald cleaning up mess they made in this apartment. Jennifer’s phone goes off, the ringtone being “Rich Girl” by Hall and Oates.)

Jennifer: “Ah, hold on, I gotta take this.”

(Answers phone)

Jennifer: “Y’ellow ?”

Needy (over the phone) “What did you do ?”

Jennifer (puts the speakers on) “Okay. But you can’t be mad at us!”

Brigitte: (chiming in over the phone) “What did you do ?!”

Ginger: “Okay, first...we we’re minding your own business.”

Needy and Brigitte: (at the same time) “BULLSHIT!”

Jennifer: “We were!”

Needy: “And what exactly happened whilst you were ‘Minding your own business’ ?”

Jennifer: “So we were just relaxing in our room. Y’know, doing the usual.”

(flashback shows Jennifer and Ginger in a makeout session on the couch.)

Jennifer: (narrating): “When all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in our door!”

(A SWAT Team/Group of mercenaries burst through the door, guns at the ready.)

Jennifer: (narrating) “One of them said-”

Some poor schmuck: (in flashback) “Get on your knees!”

Jennifer: (narrating) “And I responded with-”

Jennifer: (in flashback) “I’m not your mother last night!”

Ginger: (narrating) “And they took exception to that.”

(In the flashback, Jennifer is riddled with bullets with enough force to push her to the wall. Ginger looks on seemingly in shock...but turns towards the team with a “You gone done it now!” smirk. A demonic growl can be heard as Jennifer stands back up, popping a few joints back into place.)

Jennifer: (narrating) “But you know how that song and dance goes!”

(The succubus and werewolf’s eyes flare and their fangs bare, as they lunge towards the team.)

(flashback ends)

Ginger: “Aaaand, we killed all but one of them!”

Brigitte: “What happened to the last ?”

(One last flashback shows Ginger and Jennifer covered in the teams blood, looming over a whimpering/weeping gunman. A single gunshot is heard.)

Jennifer: (narrating) “Pussed out like a bitch!”

[bathroomgirl0024]

makan working with aoi in the future foundation wanting to talk about monokuma without saying its him: *long sigh* i miss my wife aoi...

aoi sitting beside her (unaware): ??????????????? um im sure she misses you too! ( ◠‿◠)

[sxtyat]

Asuma : I really like Eminem. Obito: I prefer skittles. Rin : He’s talking about the rapper. Obito: Why would he eat the wrapper?

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Gentle:

Literally nothing on earth beats doing something that annoys your partner.

Endeavor:

I can actually relate to that. Repeatedly doing that bit.

La Brava:

You too?

Rei:

I’m surprised you are.

[merowkittie]

ATSV INCORRECT QOUTES ☆ !!

This includes x reader and character x character (not in a ship way)

Miguel: Do we have any orange juice left?

Hobie: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Hobie: Sorry, we’re all out.

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You: *sees someone doing something stupid*

You: What an idiot.

You: *realizes it's Miles*

You: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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You: Pavitr ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Pavitr: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

You: …

You: I wrote sanitize, Pav.

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You: My life is a mess.

Miguel: You relax, go get a beer.

You: I don’t want a beer.

Miguel: Who said it was for you?

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Peter B Parker: I've connected the two dots.

Miguel: You didn't connect shit.

Peter B Parker: I've connected them.

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy.*

Gwen: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Hobie: No, Gwendy. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Gwen: No, that’s not part of it—

Hobie: Where are they? You know what.. If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Miles: I would want to live with no legs.

Hobie: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Miles. You don’t do anything.

Gwen: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Hobie: *pumps frantically*

Gwen: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Hobie: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Pavitr: How’s that gonna help you?

Hobie: I will divide and then count to it.

Pavitr: Right.

Gwen: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Hobie: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Pavitr: I told Hobie to grab snacks for everyone.

Gwen , looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Pavitr, Hobie, and Miles raise their hands*

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*In a horror movie situation*

Hobie: I've got no service in my phone here.

Pavitr: Shoot, my battery just died.

Gwen : Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Miles: Guys, my phone is a book.

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You, to Gwen : We had a date!

You: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Hobie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

You: I wrote you a poem.

Hobie, already crying: You did?

Smth simple until I post an actual fic <3 im sorry for keeping you guys waiting sm I have terrible time management 😭

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel and Husk lock Maxie in the car

Angel: Now who are amazing parents?

Husk: (mumbles) we are… 

Angel: I can't hear you!

Husk: We are!  

Angel: And don't you forget it! *closes the car door*

Husk: Ok, *tries to open the door* did we just lock our baby in the car?!

Angel: Did you put the keys in the bag?! 

Husk: I put the keys in the bag! 

Angel: Oh Husker, I told you not to put the keys in the bag!!!  

Husk: Don't freak out, don't freak out…

Baby Maxie: *playing with one of her toys* 

Husk: Maxie its ok, its ok 🎶a b c d e f g h i🎶

Angel: Why are you singing to her?? 

Husk: To keep her calm!

Angel: People get arrested for this, Husker!!  

Husk: 🎶H i j k l m n o p🎶

Angel: Do all four doors lock?! 

Husk: Do you have a phone?! 

*Five seconds later*

Angel: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!! *runs towards car with a heavy rock*

911 operator: Emergency assistance!  

Husk: Hi we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!     

Couple with a child: *shakes their heads disapprovingly*

Angel: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT *sprints towards car holding a heavy rock*

Husk: Don't break the window, you'll get glass on her!

911 operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be ok.

Husk: That's a man!

911 operator: ...Really?

Angel: DON'T WORRY MAXIE! MAXIE, DADDYS COMING FOR YOU!!

911 operator: Sir we just sent the single, the doors should be unlocked now.

Husk: Check the door, check the door, check the door!!

Angel: Its not unlocked!! *opens door* oh! 

Husk: Ok!

Angel: That is amazing,*picks up Maxie* how did they do that?! 

Husk: I don't know, we got it thank you! 

Angel: Did that come from space?!

[s1m0nth3swaggy]

chat i saw someone make incorrect qoutes of Dead Boy Detectives and I wanted to try as well. I saved the best ones, these are awesome

Slight shipping of Niko and Crystal/ Edwin and Charles because these bitches gay

Edwin: You spent all our money on THIS?? Charles, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Charles: Life could be worse, Edwin. Edwin: Life could be a lot better too!

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Niko: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Crystal: …I was hungry.

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Edwin: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Edwin: Start talking! Charles: Well, I- Edwin: Shut up!

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Niko: Anything else? Edwin: Yeah. Stay away from me! Niko: Alright. See you in the room we share.

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Edwin: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Monty: But I'm a vegan. Edwin: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Edwin, entering the room: Sees Thomas (Cat King) and leaves Thomas (Cat King), watching Edwin leave: There’s my monthly dose of Edwin…

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Crystal: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant. Edwin, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you. Charles, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please. Edwin: Coming right up.

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Charles: What’s up? I’m back. Niko: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Charles: Death is a social construct.

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(they are in love your honor)

Crystal: Niko, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? Niko: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. Crystal: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Edwin. Niko: Wait- Crystal, no-

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Jenny: Crystal has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Jenny: I asked Crystal where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed. Jenny: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

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Charles: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Edwin: That’s a snake.

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Edwin: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Charles: loads shotgun I got this. Edwin: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Charles: What are your adjectives? Edwin: …You mean my pronouns? Charles: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Edwin: …I dunno. What are yours? Charles: Noisy and chaotic! Edwin: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Jenny: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

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(Charles being a little bitch i love him)

Monty: What are you two arguing about this time? Crystal: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Charles: Cry me a table, Crystal.

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(after the whole "I wasn't talking about you" scene and when Monty was trying to annoy/ make Edwin jealous or smth)

Monty: You are a solid 11/10. Edwin: Aw, thank- Monty: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

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(i need more niko and monty moments because im convinced they'd be besties)

Monty: makes Niko a cup of tea but puts salt in it Niko: sips tea Monty: Niko: finishes tea Monty: Didn't it taste bad? Niko: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Monty, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Thomas (Cat King): I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

[talonssurfacinganmask]

Transformers (&) Ship-child Incorrect Qoutes

But….

Christmas

(Because I say so)

SilverSpike: I’m Going to list down things so anybody wants request something?

Volume: My Creators being able at least to stay during holidays-

SilverSpike: -Only have 10 pounds. Anything else?

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Cayn: Guess what I got all for you

Bullet: Tacky Sweaters again?

Cyan: Nope!

Ive: Energon sweets?

Cyan: Guess again! :3

SirenLaw: A Box full of 6 Bunnies you found on the street floor replacing the Originally planned sweaters for them?

Ive: …

Cyan: Oh um… Correct!

Bullet: *Sigh* I’ll take them to Griffin Rocks Petting Zoo

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Ive: So hows making the Santa’s cookies going?

SliverSpike & SirenClaw standing in front of an Burning oven: Horrible/Wonderful! *At the same time*

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Heatwave: *To the recruits* Deep Inhales I like the way you all decorated the place

Whirl: Thanks! I We did a pretty good job on the Christmas Tree too!

Heatwave: Yeah about that

Heatwave: *Points to the “Tree”* Did you really have to use my Son as the tree?

Axel In Dino Mode covered In Christmas Tree decorations: Hey Dad It’s Lovely to be an Dinosaur Tree *Sarcasm*

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Knockout: *Unwraps present* Coal!!? Really sure this isn’t Screamer’s my Liege?

Starscream has a pile of coal next to Knockout: *Whispers* I can Hear you-

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Miko: *Puts a Mistletoe above Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus*

Wheeljack: Hey Mags look an Mistletoe! You know what that means smooching

Ultra Magnus: *Misheard* I’ll not be kissing under A Toe Missile?

Wheeljack: Mags Just kiss me

[whomadewaffles]

PART 3 of 3 of my Pjhazel incorrect qoutes! Sadly the last part.. at least for now. I won't say for definite there won't be more cos I adore this movie and this ship especially, but may take some time.

Same things apply to this one as the others, hope these were as fun to read as they were to make! This one became longer than I intended because I just had to add a few new ones too it especially the code names one because It made me chuckle and fit so well.

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Pj: I’m in lov—

Pj: Lov—

Pj: I have feelin—

Josie: It’s okay, take your time.

Pj: ...Hazel.

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Pj *to hazel*: If I have developed a huge crush on you, that's my business. It literally has nothing to do with you.

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Hazel: Autism speaks?

Hazel: Yeah, I never shut the fuck up.

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Pj: Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

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Hazel: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Pj: I- hm...

Hazel: be nice

Pj: Of course! I'm finding kind words.

Hazel

Pj:....

Hazel:

Pj:...

Hazel: ... it takes you that long to find-

Pj: It does! I'm trying!

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Ms. Callahan: You're not good enough for my daughter

Pj: YOU'RE not good enough for your daughter

Ms. Callahan: Excuse me?!

Pj: You heard me

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Hazel: I set off explosives to feel joy.

Pj: That's adorable.

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Pj *delusional from a punch to the face during fight club*: You have... beautiful eyes..

Hazel *flustered*: She's lost her mind!

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Hazel: I have no idea what's going on but I am being so brave about it.

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Pj *to hazel*: Why do you keep looking me in the eyes? My huge tits are down here

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Hazel *is sad*

Pj:*looks up “how to comfort someone”*

Website: “Do not make insensitive comments or mock the person”

Pj: Fuck.

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Hazel: Are you okay?

Pj: In what aspect? Phisically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I'm not just okay, I'm a whole ass meal. We're talking three courses, five stars.

Hazel:

Pj: But mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

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Pj: it may have been a stupid decision, but it was MY stupid decision and I could never turn my back on it

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Hazel: please, stay out of trouble

Pj: Not my strong suit

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Pj *about Hazel*: *sighs* God, what a loser. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with her.

Josie: I mean, you don't have to.

Pj: Nah, I'm gonna.

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Pj: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Hazel: Yes. It's February 14th.

Pj: I- Nevermind.

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*Texting*

Pj: I wanna sleep with you.

Pj: But like in the innocent way.

Pj: ...

Pj: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Hazel: Damn Pj, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Pj: <3

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Hazel: Sometimes sarcasm is laid on so thick that even I can detect it.

Hazel: This was not one of those times.

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Pj: I love you.

Hazel: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*pj and Hazel make out passionately*

Sylvie, to annie: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Hazel *after Pj insults someone*: I know Pj is very sorry and didn’t mean it.

Pj: Very sorry.

Hazel: See?

Pj: But I did mean it.

Hazel: pj!

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Brittney: Why are you ignoring Hazel?

Pj: I’m playing hard to get.

Brittney: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Pj: Not much could ruin today.

Jeff: Hey overall bitch #2

Pj: Oh, Fuck. I forgot saying that summons him.

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*just before josie and pj find the other fight club members at the game to apologise*

Josie: Talk to Hazel first, and apologise. That's what friends do.

Pj: Urgh, I really don’t want too. I was just gonna wait til' I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Josie: That was your plan for dealing with this???

Pj: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm gonna win that way.

Josie *drags her to the football game*: Nope, we're doing the apology instead.

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Pj: Quick, Hazel, start talking about boring nerd shit!

Hazel: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Pj: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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*backstory: the cheerleaders are at practice and the rest of the club are getting together to help plan a perfect promposal for josie to give to isabel*

Pj: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle 1.'

Pj: Hazel is 'Currently doing that.'

Hazel: *high fives pj*

Pj: Sylvie is 'It happened once in a dream.'

Pj: Annie. Codename - 'If I had to pick a republican.'

Pj: josie is... 'Eagle 2.'

Josie: Oh, thank god.

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[incorrecthellsbellesqoutes]

Hi welcome to the Hellp Desk this is hell, where my truama is chronic but my sass is iconic

Hello! Im Cadet! This is a fanblog for Hells Belles on Tik Tok, focusing on mainly Incorrect Qoutes, but maybe other things such as original fan art (made by yours truely), Capcut templates with the main cast, aesthetics, fanworks/headcannons, and other stuff!

Rules:

Incorrect qoutes submitted by others is absolutely allowed and encouraged!

Helles bells is a series that covers things such as Reglious trauma, child abuse, substance abuse, homo/transphobia, child loss among other things. This may be referenced in the blog and while this blog is lighthearted, if those things upset you then I understand if you cant stay around for the ride.

In saying that, this Blog is 16+. This is hell after all and spicy content may be referenced or stated (no explicit NSFW but if you’re bothered by the word sex then this also isn’t for you)

ANY PROSHIPPERS AND BIGOTS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED. There’s a special place on level nine waiting for you.

All ships here are the canonical ones in Hells Belles. (Lilly x Bell, Penny x Greg, Sharkie x Violence, ect.) so no crack shipping here

We have at least one Garenteed incorrect qoute a day at 5:00 pm (MST). Others may be shattered through the day as inspiration strikes

If the original source isnt specified, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me where the original source is so proper credit can be provided. All quotes come from all corners of the internet so credit may have been lost in translation

The tag 🔥sticky sausages🔥 is for… content that may allude to the mattress mambo if you will.

The tag Art Style Envy is for all reblogged artwork of Hells Belles. Go support the original artist!

The tag Tea time with Judy is reblogged content that revolves around the Belles themselves that doesn’t have anything to do with art

The tag Cadet art is Orginal art done by me!

The tag Cadet Chats is when it’s exclusively me talking to you guys.

And finally, the most important rule of all: if i say anything misinformed, ignorant, or something that bothers you, please let me know so that i can take accountability and fix it. I am not religious or have religious trauma (only secondhand). And while i dont talk about religion itself, i dont want to say anything potentially ignorant.

And with that said, Welcome to hell!