#Shittyfic

[itoshilvr]

(Ahem)

So um since im going to be unactive for a while... i though "how about i give yall a short fic!" And yeah.

Umm ok. Sagau but reader is a Filipino! (Ik there's other fics like this but i tried to make this still lol.)

Also this fic is just fluff and crack.

*Reader p.o.v:

(NAKAHIGA LANG TALAGA AKO BAT AKO NAPUNTA DITO!?)=(I WAS JUST LAYING IN BED WHY AM I HERE!?)

I just though. I think im in That Genshin game......(SADALI ANO)=(WAIT UP WHAT). (PANO AKO NAPUNTA DITO HAH!?)=(HOW DID I END UP HERE HAH!?).

"How tf..."i said. Then i heard a giggly voice said outloud."YOUR GRACEEEEE!!!". (Wait hold up is that....Venti?)just then i was tackled to the ground."Your Grace you're finally here! it was so loud that i thought my eardrums busted by now."T*ngina pano to."="F*ck how is this".I said outloud as i just realised this sh*t. (A/n: yas Reader reads Sagau fics)."Your Graceeeee! I really wanted to meet you again!"That bard said. (Again..huh.)"And also-what did you just said Your grace..?" (Ay nako)=(Oh my)."Oh! Nothing Venti just a Tagalog word..". "Oooo Your Grace can you teach me!" "Wha-wait sure but, why are you calling me "Your Grace"?" "Why of course!You're the Creator of this World!" Venti said with..Glee.(YES IK WHAT THIS IS BUT TO BE CALLED A GOD-) "Venti i think you're mistaken.." (let's see what happens if i play along..).

Nowwww *insert Venti and the Acolytes having a fight bc Venti was talking in Tagalog(or as They say "Holy language" ).

Reader: "Oh shet i shouldn't have done that."

WELLLL! NOW BYE GUYS IM OUTA HERE.

(If there's any wrong grammars or writing let me know!)

[minimoxha]

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝗺𝐞...

Pairing: parental! tony stark, amab reader

Word count:

Ratting: Mature

summary: tony realizes his son is turning out to be just like him or how he was in the past and really wants to stop him before it gets to late.

warnings!:

Tony knew that F/n was turning into a mini him. The way he went to random parties and sometimes threw them and would bring another girl home that same day. He would sleep with her and leave her to go home with happys help every morning. He was almost there, he did it twice a week at most and didn’t break many girls’ hearts that week thank god. Because all came looking for a relationship when he damn near wasn’t ready. At all.

Back when tony was a playboy, tony made a drunken mistake and here he was co-parenting with his baby momma and getting the rights to his son, F/n. But the only reason he turned out like this was his influence he got from tony when he was little. or at least that’s what tony thought. and he was correct. sometimes, he wished he never let f/n witness what he did and maybe he would be better

“Tony, Tony!” Pepper shouted to tony, shaking him awake and sitting next to him in the bed. It was two in the morning and she had a whole day of work in the morning, if she was going to be up he was going to be too. Tony groggily lifted up and turned to the woman. “Tell F/n to keep it down. I can’t sleep.” Tony was about to roll back over but she quickly stopped him. The moans and groans were getting unbearable and louder by the moment. She could hear it through the door. Tony was going to roll over and go to sleep until he felt like it got louder and louder so he decided to tell his son to shut the hell up.

He walked over to F/n’s door and harshly banged on it but they didn’t stop. Friday opened the door for him and he busted into the room and shut on the lights. The girl tried to cover up her body but tony paid her no mind. “Tell your fling to get out and happy can drive her home. Me and you need to have a talk.” He tells the teen. “in the morning, we can talk in the morning.” F/n tries to negotiate but it was no use. “No, now.” Tony stepped out of the room and into the hall, leaning against the wall closest to F/n’s room. He was tired as shit and him having to babysit his kid at 2AM was not it. Within minutes, the girl walked out of the room and on to the elevator and he made his way back into the boys room.

Now, he was sitting up in his bed with a tired look on his face. “What do you want dad.”

“I’m worried about you, this has got to stop. Now i can’t exactly talk since i used to be like yiu but you’re too young to be doing this especially in a house that’s not yours. You have a girl or guy in here every week. This needs to stop. Act your age, just because you’ve graduated doesn’t mean you’re an adult.” Tony lectured. Y/n rolled his eyes and glared back at his mutually tired father. “Oh please dad, you did worse than me when you were young too. Even throughout my childhood.” He let out a yawn and stretched his arms behind his head. “I mean it f/n, until you leave this house you’re going to follow my rules or go move in with your mother”

“Dad i swear to god-“

“No more girls F/n or you’ll be grounded for moths until i feel better about it.” That immediately threw f/n off the edge and made him upset. He stood up and put a shirt and shoes on. “Then i guess i’ll go love with my mom.”

TBC

[bitch-banshee]

Brb while I cry

8 ppl liked my fic, holy balls

[ebbpup]

My shitty Steve saga au thing keeps comming back to hunt me so fuck, I'm improving it since it is cringe. But first I'll explain the replacement idea:

Origin Steve and Alex dated, blah blah blah we already know this shit. Alex still cheater blah blah blah Origin heart broken, but it hurts alot more. Eventually people start using his vulnerability to their advantage until he figures it out and seeks help to stop it from happening, finding somebody who promises to make it so people will never take advantage of him. He accepts the deal and poof, on the outside it appears like he has no emotions but in reality he is the same person and not being able to express himself makes everything even worse.

Skip foward to origin Steve vs saber era, he is just watching on in pain as he does stuff he doesn't want to do. He wants to spend time with Alex properly, he wants to get to know saber and galaxy Steve but can't. And that's all I'm writing

[jakesshittyfences]

Boring old man shit

[wengoku]

i just got a tw notif to end up being blizz reblogging some soldier shittyfive fanart and i swear im going to end up bald at this point

I KNOW IM PLAYING OVERWATCH WHILE I WAIT AND I DROPPED MY CONTROLLER!!!

[squid-nerds]

Also! Thank you guys so much for you support!! <3 Turns out the vision thing is temporary ;w;)///// 

But just as I am ready to draw my tablet fucked me over so imma tRY TO FIX THIS SHITTYF ALIDJFLDSKJFLKJDKLJFKD

[nooradeservedbetter]

the final nail in the coffin was that girl telling noora that while she probably thought william was a dickhead he was actually just very sensitive. i hated how they treated his character so much it felt like mockery at that point. the season seemed like a quest to find as much exuses for his behaviour as possible instead of calling him out on it. reinforcing such harmful and widespread concept as girls saying no but meaning yes through noora didn't help, either.

OMG MARI YES

Like, idk if you were ever in a straight fandom, but I started shipping (and writing about) Dramione when I was 13 and like. I feel like I could make some adjustements for context, change the names and voilà. Here you have the perfect Dramione shittyfic. (There are also good Dramione fics, but... they’re not written like this.) Like, William is literally a Het Fyc Archetype, he’s just missing the outward misogyny but then again not every Het Fyc Hero has it.

Idk like, I’m not against abusive portraits in the media, but like. When it’s not showin for what it is, when it’s romaticised, that’s where I’m not okay with that. Like, the conversations with Sana/Mari were both really realistic and I would have been whatever about them if they weren’t both supposed to be growth moments for Noora. Like literally her first big growth moment is her telling one of her best friends “he’s controlling and he plays mind games with me” and her friend going “ur fault m8 lmao”. This is very realistic in terms of “16yo tells her friend what’s happening” but does not fit with what the show does.

Noor*elm was a mess tbh. William doesn’t get a character development but just, like. Character inconsistency. Noora doesn’t really grow up if not for, like, two things (her sexuality issue and she learn to really start living by those words she has on the wall of her room) but her moralisation of her choices is not addressed, her white saviourism complex is not addressed, etc etc.

So UnnecessaryTM tbh.

[overlordkye]

OTP Theme Song #2

You know what? I got tagged twice, I’m pickin’ two songs! @maverocknroll and @earlgreyer1, have another! If the last one was from Dorian’s perspective, this one is from Bull’s. Have Unforgettable, by Nat King Cole. A bit vague, which is why I initially passed it over, but it’s a lovely song.

Like a song of love that clings to me / How the thought of you does things to me / Never before / Has someone been more... 

Unforgettable

And now, Adoribull vomit!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16805836

[jakesshittyfences]

Fences of meth