#Signed Certificate

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua, internally: Since I'm now married to Mobei-Jun, that means I'm basically his wife, right? I can sleep in late and do some writing? Can I finally... relax?

Mobei-Jun, handing Shang Qinghua a shit ton of paper work: You are in charge now, I'm going to spend the day napping

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shang Qinghua: MOBEI-JUN'S THE WIFE?!?!?!?!

[shotmrmiller]

lol at ghoap breaking down your door because there are men with guns and no one in this building is safe, get what you can and hop out the back window i'll catch you but now you've been sitting in a "safe house" that seems a little too furnished. it's even got internet and cable. so when you ask how the situation back home is looking-

soaps just like ??? not sure what yer talkin bout, hen, but eat your breakfast it's gettin' cold.

asking ghost that what about the strange men? with the guns? did you find out who they were or who they worked for? and he's just, "what men? are you in danger? seen anyone suspicious? soap watch 'em," now he's grabbing a gun and heading out to check the perimeter

[mxwhore]

warm up of the days is taking necessary risks

[apollos-boyfriend]

i haven’t made them be toxic in a while so i don’t think jordan was actually there for tubbo’s birth. and schlatt LOVES to hold it over jordan’s head and bitch about how he wasn’t there for him when he needed him most, ohhh he was so neglectful, only for jordan to rebut with the fact that SCHLATT DIDNT TELL HIM HE WAS GOING INTO LABOR. HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. schlatt insist he “just should’ve” because fatherly instincts and all that. SCHLATT certainly knew so OBVIOUSLY jordan should’ve too

[chuuyascumsock]

I’m Here // Minors DNI

Summary: Chuuya doesn’t remember his dreams, but he feels it. [Based off the canon fact that Chuuya doesn’t dream/doesn’t remember his dreams.]

Tags: Nakahara Chuuya/ GN Reader (referred to as Doll once but gender isn’t specific), SFW, Hurt/Comfort, Not Much Warning, But Chuuya Cries, Also Mentions Chuuya’s Thoughts Of Not Feeling Human So Dehumanizing Feelings Of Oneself.

Nakahara Chuuya/Reader Drabble

Chuuya doesn’t dream, or at least he doesn’t remember them.

And yet there’s an overwhelming feeling of grief stirring inside of him when he awakes abruptly, a sheen of sweat drenching his face and around his neck. Soft pants fall from his lips as he sits upright, one of his calloused hands flying up to smooth over the left side of his chest where a dull ache throbs within. He doesn’t know why this happens, but it does. He knows that even if he doesn’t remember his dreams, he subconsciously knows what they’re about. Feels what they’re about. His past— the people he’s lost— the things he’s had to do to survive.

Chuuya doesn’t cry.

But he does tonight, melancholy overtaking everything else in him. His tears are silent and scarce, the feeling unusual and almost surreal to him. When did he become so weak?

“Chuuya?” Your voice is groggy and slurred from sleep as you shift beneath the covers to slowly move to sit up.

Chuuya’s breathing hitches, thankful that the room is pitch black. He can barely make out your figure next to him, but see that you’re moving to lean closer to him. Chuuya clears his throat and responds quietly, “Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you, Doll… Go back to sleep.”

Your hand moves to feel out next to you to find him until it lands splayed out on his back, “Why are you up? What’s wrong?” You ask, worry lacing your tone.

“Nothing, m’fine…” He sighs out, making a move to wipe his damp face with his hands. His hands stop though when he feels your warm hands cup his face and wipe away his tears with your thumbs.

“It doesn’t sound like nothing,” You murmur, shuffling to switch positions, though slightly difficult due to your limited vision. You face Chuuya now, hands moving from his face to smooth down his wild bed hair from tossing and turning. “Why are you upset?” You’re just the slightest bit confused having known about Chuuya’s inability to dream— or that he doesn’t remember them, so it couldn’t be that. Could it?

“I…” Chuuya sniffles, but it’s barely discernible. “I had a bad dream,” He pauses before letting out a shaky exhale, “I feel it.”

You almost frown, but it curls into a gentle smile, though you know Chuuya can’t see it in the dark. “You feel it?” It’s an innocent question, much like your touch as you tuck some of his damp bangs behind his ear. You feel him nod, leaning into your touch for comfort— seeking you out in a moment of vulnerability. You don’t elaborate on your thoughts about the three simple words he spoke— that you think he’s more human than any other being you’ve met— that you wish he’d look at himself through your eyes and see how living he was beneath his flesh and bones. But you push it to the back of your mind for a later conversation.

“It aches,” Chuuya’s voice strains, wishing the throbbing would disappear from his chest.

“I know,” You whisper. Your hands find themselves slipping around his waist to hold him from your position next to him, “But I’m here.” You reassure, head resting into the crook of his neck.

He turns his head to place a gentle kiss to your head, arm looping around your back to caress along your spine soothingly, “You are.”

Chuuya survived all his life, but with you, he felt like he was living.

[chirpsythismorning]

Joyce staying at the cabin with Hopper and El to keep them safe bc no one in Hawkins knows they’re alive. Will, Jonathan and Argyle staying at the Wheeler's bc they have more room and presumably aren't in danger like the others.

OH WAIT there's a witch hunt for the Hellfire club, which means all the boys are in danger from the townspeople. OH WAIT the boy who came back to life has returned from the West, the same boy whose assumed death jumpstarted this small town's curse in the first place! The same boy who apparently everyone and their fathers knew was gay...

THE END IS NEAR! THE GAYS ARE RESPONSIBLE!

+ Time jump early somewhere in between.

Now picture how that would look in an 8 episode story format, leading up to a final battle lasting about 2+ hrs, and that's loosely how s5 is gonna go down.

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

💍🙄

[clockwork-stars]

"Which level of insanity have you reached ?"

I just opened Canva and made a divorce certificate for Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr...

I believe that @fancychaostraveller cherik propaganda is working a little too well. I am now stuck in a brainrot.

Look at that thing, it's magnificent. Also yeah, Erik signed nothing, @fancychaostraveller said it better than me :

[coquelicoq]

day one of the weekend and already so tired. and today was just the wedding. tomorrow? the funeral.

[danddamage]

[amid-fandoms]

oh he loves me so much <3

[lesbianralzarek]

i am now a board-certified healthcare worker

[aj-lenoire]

THE NEW BOYFRIEND IS THE THERAPIST???

AS IN THE RELATIONSHIP THERAPIST WHO TED EXPLICITLY MENTIONED WAS MICHELLE’S PERSONAL THERAPIST FIRST???

THAT THERAPIST???

HEY ASSHOLE IT’S FUCKING ILLEGAL TO SLEEP WITH YOUR CLIENTS

[academyofbrokenhearts]

Jiang Xuening to everyone but Xie Wei: oh yeah, I am totally in love with Xie Wei, he's amazing Jiang Xuening to Xie Wei: eh, you're alright, I guess

[the-dormant-ocean]

Cheng Xiaoshi, jokingly while filling legal papers: Maybe we should just get married. It would be easier. Lu Guang, slamming a piece of paper on the table: Okay, sign here. Cheng Xiaoshi, stunned: Lu Guang, is this a marriage certificate? Lu Guang: Yes, you just have to sign it. Cheng Xiaoshi: Where did you get it? Lu Guang: It's easy to get one don't worry about it. Cheng Xiaoshi: For how long did you have this? Lu Guang: Does it matter? Cheng Xiaoshi: Why is your name already signed? Lu Guang: Do you want to get married or not?

[comet160]

Someone take away my will to think I’m going insane over this