Halloween in CeeWorld
I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to post this.
These drabbles were in Cee’s drafts, so... if I wasn’t supposed to post this, blame it on Y/N.
Enjoy. Or not. It doesn’t really matter to me.
the little ghost (ceo!yoongiverse)
“alright, let’s get this quarantine hwalloween party started!” you clap your hands together as you step into the living room before rubbing them together excitedly, “is everyone excited??”
“as excited as i’ll ever be,” jungkook huffs as he leans back against the sofa chair, “i can’t believe we’re celebrating halloween indoors like a bunch of losers-”
“you’re very much welcome to leave-” yoongi butts in, “and then stay isolated in your own apartment for two weeks after you’re done partying as part of the safety protocol-”
“quick question- why does jungkook get to be the one with the goggles?” jimin gets up from the couch before putting his hands on his hips, “i look way hotter in them-”
you frown lightly before rolling your eyes, “does it matter who gets the goggles-”
“yeah! the goggles ties the entire costume together-”
you and yoongi exchange knowing glances when jungkook and jimin start to bicker over who should get the goggles and you know that if you don’t cut it off right now that they’ll continue to argue until the end of time
“where’s my little ghost?” you interrupt loudly, cupping both hands around your mouth as a makeshift megaphone, “oh, spooky little ghost...”
a moment of silence ticks by and suddenly-
the sound of rapidly approaching little footsteps echoes down the hallway and you grin excitedly, dropping down onto your knees before reaching up to adjust the inflatable proton-pack you have on your back
pap-pap-pap-pap
hwayoung bursts out into the living room wearing a plain white sheet with two holes cut out for her eyes and you feel your heart basically bust out of your chest
you already saw her in her costume earlier when you were getting her ready but
god
it gets you every single time!
you were debating on cutting two holes for her pigtails but then you’d figure she’d look less spooky that way
anD you were going to cut two holes for her arms but that would completely ruin the look of the costume as well
everyone knows ghosts don’t have arms or ponytails
“ᶦ ᵍᵒʰˢᵗ, ᵐᵃᵐᵃᵎ” hwayoung practically ramS her little body directly into you and you laugh lightly when she bounces up and down on the balls of her feet
she leans forward to boop her nose against yours through the sheet, “ᶦ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗ!”
“oh my god-” yoongi snorts, bringing his hand up over his mouth when hwayoung blinks up at him through the sheets, “that’s… that’s hilarious.”
holy shit
that’s so cute
“i have to admit, i thought a blanket ghost was a lazy costume idea, but-” jungkook nudges you aside before looking down at hwayoung with a grin, “look how cute she looks!”
“i know!” you clap your hands before letting out a sigh, “it was actually pretty hard cutting out the eyeholes into two perfect circles.”
“aw, now i’m sad that we don’t get to go trick or treating! we would look so good walking out on the streets-” jimin groans, reaching down to pat the top of hwa’s head, “the ghostbusters with this little itty bitty super scary ghost-”
“ᵇᵒᵒᵎ” hwayoung sticks her arms out from under the sheets and you let out an exaggerated gasp as if she actually scared you
(you don’t miss the way jungkook jumps but you choose not to point it out)
“okay, now what do you say?” you get up off the ground, everyone immediately going off to their designated candy stations at your signal
yoongi’s in the kitchen, jungkook’s in the laundry room, jimin’s in hwa’s bedroom, and you’re the lucky one who gets to accompany your daughter on her candy-collecting journey
“do we know if hwa’s allergic to peanuts yet?” jungkook pokes his head around the corner before holding the bag of mixed candies up, “i think i should eat all the reese’s peanut butter cups just to be safe-”
“ᵗᶦᶜᵏ ᵒʰ ᵗᵉᵃᵗᵎ”
“nuh-uh-” yoongi opens the kitchen door, “what do we really say?”
hwayoung pauses and you frown lightly as you think about his question as well
what does he mean what do you really say?
you really say trick or treat when you go trick-or-treating
what else are you supposed to say??
!!
hwayoung suddenly perks up and reaches up to wrap her hand around your pointer finger to get your attention
you look down at her, “yes?”
“ᵗᶦᶜᵏ ᵒʰ ᵗᵉᵃᵗ ᵖᵉᵃˢᵉᵎ”
“trick or treat, pleas-” you turn around to send yoongi a playful glare, “yoongi, no one says please when they go trick or treating-!”
“we’re not raising an animal, y/n-!”
hello, playboy (secretary!yoongiverse)
yoongi doesn’t really understand why halloween is such a big deal
he’s pretty sure it’s just an excuse for people to go out half-naked anD for people to get completely wasted without being judged
sure, he supposes it can be fun for people to dress up and stuff, but at the end of the day, think about it!
you’re wasting money on a costume that you’re literally only going to be wearing ONCE a year and then you’re probably never going to wear it again because you can’t wear the same costume twice in row because everyone knows that’s lame
he’s, personally, never had to worry about costumes before because he literally?? doesn’t dress up or do anything for halloween
but things have changed now that you’re the boss
and one of those things is celebrating halloween with a fun costume party
admittedly, he enjoys company parties because he gets to drink free booze and eat free food all night (last year they served these mini buffalo chicken sliders at the christmas party and he still dreams about them from time to time)
and yeah, it’s nice getting to mingle with his colleagues and not having to worry about any office work
but costume parties are so lame!
he knows you’re only throwing it because you’re trying to prove to people that you’re a fun boss, but if anything, this costume party will make people think you’re trying too hard to be a fun boss, ultimately making you the lamest boss ever
...no offence, obviously
he tried to explain that to you because he,,. really doesn’t wanna see you get hurt again but if there’s one thing that he’s learnt about you, it’s that you’re very stubborn
anyways
he’s waiting for you because you’re changing into your costume in your office and then the two of you are going to head up to the rooftop together
“yoongi, i need you to-” yoongi looks over when you open your office door slightly before sticking your head out, “is that your costume?”
yoongi reaches up to brush his fingers over the flimsy devil’s horns he clipped into his hair before nodding, “yeah. i’m a demon. duh.”
“that’s… yeah, those are devil horns, alright,” you snort, “you didn’t even- c’mon, you’re still wearing your clothes from work-”
“then i’m a secretary from hell.” yoongi lowers his voice before wiggling his fingers spookily, “what did you need me to do?”
“i can’t zip my dress up. do you mind…?” you ask sheepishly and yoongi nods and turns to shut off his monitor seeing as you guys are almost ready to go
“sure thing. also, just a reminder that the party started, like, ten minutes ag- woah.” yoongi turns back around and feels his mouth go dry when he sees the costume you’re in
hello, playboy
he didn’t know that this was the costume you were going with
holy shit
the little black satin dress that you’ve got on is hugging your figure in a way that he’s,.., never seen before,..,
and you usually wear heels to work but these stilettos are making your legs look,.,. wow
black stockings usually aren’t the first thing he thinks of when he thinks sexy but you are most definitely changing his mind about that
“eh, it’s fine.” you sigh before spinning around and moving your hair to one side, “i don’t think anyone cares if i’m even at the party or not, anyway.”
yoongi swallows thickly when he notices the little cotton tail that’s glued onto the back of the dress
nice touch
very nice touch
his brain is telling him to move but he finds that he’s frozen to the spot as his eyes slowly trail up your bare back
you turn your head to glance at yoongi over your shoulder, “yoongi?”
he’s always thought that you were pretty, so that’s not something that’s suddenly being revealed to him or anything
and he’s always thought that you were cute (especially when you make a fool out of yourself trying to get his attention)
but this?
you look… sexy.
really, really sexy.
“yes! sorry, i just- that’s-” he clears his throat and shakes himself out of it, “that’s not true…” he steps forward before gently taking the zipper, “i would care if you weren’t there.”
the zipper glides smoothly against the silky satin as he pulls upwards, yoongi making sure not to snag any loose strands of hair or anything along the way
jesus christ
and you smell good, too
“okay, you’re good.” yoongi steps back and folds both his hands in front of him, “zipper’s, uh, good to go.”
“thanks- also, you’re only saying that because you have to.” you turn around before rolling your eyes playfully
“saying what?”
“that you’d care if i wasn’t at the party.” you repeat, reaching up to adjust the little collar you’re wearing around your neck, “i know everyone hates me, yoongi. you don’t have to sugarcoat it.”
“i’m not sugarcoating it!” yoongi scoffs, watching you struggle with the buttons in your cuffs for a moment before automatically reaching out to help you, “…and who cares what they think, anyway? at the end of the day, you’re the boss.” he nods firmly, looking up at you, “now lemme hear you say it.”
you chuckle nervously before looking away, “i’m not gonna-”
“come on...” your heart skips a beat when yoongi hooks a finger under your chin to turn your head back to face him, “just once? for me?”
god
he really knows how to pull your strings, doesn’t he?
you let out a sigh
“i’m the boss.” you mumble sheepishly, reaching up to scratch the back of your neck
you’re the boss
you’re the boss
...you’re the boss.
you have the power to fire all of these people. (not that you’re going to, but... you know)
so why are you so scared of them??
your brows knit together and you stand up a little straighter, “yeah… i am the boss…!”
“that’s right!” yoongi chirps, nudging you aside so he can quickly turn your office lights off and shut the door for you, “now, we’re going to go up to the party and we’re going to have a good time and you’re not going to sit there worrying about what other people think about you-”
“yeah! i’m not!” you grin, reaching up to fix the bunny ears sitting on your head
yoongi smiles before holding his arm out for you, “c’mon, bunny. let’s go show everyone who’s boss.”
sweeter than frosting (lveb!jooniverse)
“i’m back!”
you look up from your mixing bowl when you hear the front door slam shut
yoongi glances over his shoulder before looking back at you, “are we really going to spend the entire day baking?”
you nod before shrugging as if telling him that it is what it is
you usually get a lot of orders whenever it’s a holiday, and halloween is no different because,.,. duh
halloween parties all over the city!
the thing is, you didn’t think that you’d get a lot of orders this year because of social distancing and all of that, but you were sorely mistaken
you have forty-five orders today and you’re pretty sure you’ve bitten off way more than you can chew
your average is like fifteen orders a day
obviously you’re super grateful for the business because money is good and nice and helps to pay for bills or whatever but
woW
these are a lot of orders!!!!!
and you have to do everything by yourself!!
yoongi’s actually supposed to be helping you, but his version of helping you is sitting on his ass and occasionally handing you a tool every now and then
at one point you asked him to hand you a piping bag and he handed you a spoon which??? how?? did he even???
how did he mix up piping bag and spOON
he also eats whatever leftover bits you shave off the top of a cake or whatever frosting is unused
so, all in all... not very helpful.
it’s nice to have company, though!
yoongi even suggested to put on a spooky movie to keep the two of you somewhat in the holiday spirits while you work your butt off
he insisted that you guys watch something really scary and super bloody so he’s.,,. not entirely sure how you ended up convincing him to watch wallace and gromit: the curse of the were-rabbit
“how’s it going in here?” namjoon steps into the kitchen and almost instantly the corners of your mouth turn up in a bright smile
he offered to be one of your delivery boys today to help out and you would’ve jumped his bones right then and there if it weren’t for the presence of yoongi and hoseok in the living room
he’s just!!!!
he gets more and more perfect every single day :’)
“going okay...” you gesture to the multiple mixing bowls around the kitchen, “halfway done!”
“mm, would you look at that.” yoongi mutters to himself as he keeps his eyes glued on the laptop screen, “that is indeed a were-rabbit...”
“are you- are eating the frosting or are you helping y/n frost the cupcakes?” namjoon pauses to look at the bowl that yoongi has cradling to his chest, yoongi humming as he sucks off the remainder of the frosting off his spoon
“eating!” “helping.”
both you and yoongi speak up at the same time and you two look at each other before exchanging knowing glances
“eating.” “…yeah. eating.”
yoongi leans over to pause the movie before turning in his stool to look at namjoon
“waht are you thuppothed ta be?” yoongi asks, the spoon hanging from his mouth carelessly as he turns to look at namjoon
namjoon perks up when he realizes that he must be referring to his super fun halloween costume
he reaches up to brush his fingers over the little beansprout clip he has in his hair with a grin, “a sprout!”
he was trying to think of a creative plant-based costume but there weren’t a lot of options for grown adult men like himself
there was a broccoli costume that he could’ve pretended was a tree, but… it’s very clearly broccoli
so this was the next best thing!
and it was pretty cheap too, so that’s a bonus
“i think it’s cute.” you giggle, leaning up to press a kiss to namjoon’s cheek, “very cute!”
“mm, i think you’re cute-” namjoon grins cheekily, slinking an arm around your waist and pulling you in closer so that you can give him a proper kiss
“-!”
yoongi immediately groans and looks up towards the ceiling, “god, you guys are sick-”
“uh, says the one eating frosting by the spoonful-“ namjoon pulls away for a split second and laughs lightly when you turn his head to get him to kiss you again
heh
:-)
wa-hoo! [roommate!taehyungiverse]
“alright, people, let’s get this show on the roa- oh, jesus-!” namjoon immediately spins around as soon as he barGEs into the apartment, his face going bright red
uh
he just got a very good look at taehyung’s bare ass which was the last thing he was excepting when he walked in here
well
maybe not the last thing he was expecting
“what the fu- ever heard of ringing the bell?!” taehyung rolls off of you before pulling his overalls up so that namjoon doesn’t see both his ass and his dick in the span of three seconds, “this isn’t even your friggin’ apartment anymor-” he turns to look at you, “hey, why does namjoon still have a key, anyway?”
you get up off the couch before pulling your skirt down a little, “in case we both lose ours! he’s also my emergency contact number.”
“okay, but- wait, why aren’t i your emergency contact number?” taehyung frowns, placing both hands on his hips
…
“okay, we don’t have time to do couple’s counselling- are you two ready to go or not?” namjoon turns his head a little to make sure that everyone’s clothed and no body parts are carelessly hanging out
phew
he’s in the clear
oh, jesus
what makes things worse is the fact that you guys are dressed up as mario and luigi
THEY’RE BROTHERS
AND BROTHERS DON’T DO WHAT YOU GUYS WERE JUST DOING
“yeah, yeah, we’re ready to go-” taehyung raises a brow as he sticks his green hat back on, “why are we even going barhopping anyway? it’s not going to be fun having to get our temperature checked every time we go into a building-“
“it’s halloween!” you hand him his mask (you guys stuck the moustaches onto the mask, which you think is a pretty clever way to deal with the whole mask wearing situation) “and now that conditions are slightly better, we have to take advantage!”
“c’mon, mario, get your heels on-” namjoon claps his hands to get your guys’ attention, “i’m parked out front and i do not want my car getting towed-”
“okay, gimme a sec-” taehyung gives your bum a swat when you bend over to step into your heels and you let out a gasp as you shoot straight back up with pink cheeks, “taehyung!”
“what?” taehyung raises both his hands in defence, “i couldn’t not smack it-”
namjoon’s face twists in discomfort
he’s completely fine with the pda
what he’s bothered by are the costumes and the mental image of luigi smacking mario’s ass that’s now burned into his mind forever
he’s… going to stay away from super smash bros for a while.
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