#Sir Toast

[geek-life-out-of-context]

This is a factual statement.... could be emotionally devastating.

Sir Toast

[kelpiemomma]

I'd like to offer my followers some toast. Some Sir Toast, to be precise. He is cheering you on and he loves you!

[trashytoastboi]

May I ask for Kid, Crocodile, Sanji and Shanks with s/o using their safe word pls 🥺 btw i really lovd your blog so much! 💛

Heyya sure thing! 🍞 I wrote something similar with different characters so I linked it as well~ Sorry for the super long wait and thank you for your patience. Thank you! Hope you enjoy🍀🙂

Side note: Happy birthday to our angry tulip: Eustass Kid

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(Gender Neutral)

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NSFW Headcanons: Kid, Crocodile, Sanji, Shanks x S/O using their safeword.

Warnings: NSFW - Use of safeword

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NSFW Headcanons: Ace, Sabo, Zoro, Law - S/O Using their safeword

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Eustass Kid

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🛠 The metal cuffs clanged against the wall when Kid held them in place, restraining {Name} even more than they already were. The cold metal of Kid's prosthetic bit into the flesh of their hip when he gripped and pulled them closer. Keeping a brutal pace as he thrust harder into them. {Name} trembled when they felt Kid sliding in so deep, it almost made their legs give out with every stroke. "Damn...{Name} you feel so good" Kid grunted in their ear, not slowing or showing any signs of letting up. Kid is a man of large stature, {Name} felt engulfed by his body. The burning feeling that rose in their stomach indicated their release was fast approaching. Kid usually restrained himself, careful not to be too rough. It felt too good, Kid lost himself and accidentally got too rough. {Name} felt the stab of pain when he went too deep, {Name} whined unsure of the feeling just yet. Until their breath caught, their vision blurred, panic set in and {Name} squeaked out their safeword.

🛠 Kid needs a moment to process, he freezes and finally realizes they said their safeword. In the most gentle manner Kid can muster he pulls himself away. Holding their body steady with his arms. He doesn't say anything just yet, he's trying observe {Name}. Kid picks them up and sets {Name} down softly on the bed. "I'm sorry was it too much?" Kid inquires, a reposeful tone seemingly atypical of his usual self.

🛠 Kid is unsure what to do, he felt guilty for hurting them even if it was unintentionally. He hesitated to initiate any further contact, until {Name} said its okay. Kid pulled them into an awkward hug. The attempt was poorly executed but his intentions were clear Name caught their breath and settled from earlier.

🛠 Kid also had a moment to calm down, he usually gets over his guilt pretty quickly especially with {Name's} reassurance. He didn't do it intentionally and that was enough He still tries to be careful and ends up losing himself. He peppered {Name} with a few light kisses. His hand rubs their back to soothe them.

🛠 {Name} could see Kid wanting to shuffle away just to take care of his still present erection. {Name} offered to help him much to Kid's surprise who was just going to sneak away and take care of it quietly. He didn't feel right about asking them to help with it.

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Sir Crocodile

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🐊 Corodile praised {Name} for being so pretty and good, his hand travels from their hip to their throat. His head leans back into his desk chair. They were enjoying the feeling but their body is sensitive, so every movement is proving to make them even more aware of his hand on their throat. Crocodile squeezes lightly, usually it riled {Name} up in the right way but everything combined. The sensitivity, exhaustion and not being able to think straight it worried them a bit. They slowed their pace and held onto his arm for balance and security. He squeezed, tightening his grip on their throat. {Name} whined out "Sir-...." they didn't know why the panic caught them so suddenly but they stated their safe word.

🐊 Crocodile halted, seeing the tears fall from their eyes, he held {Name} close, "I'm sorry my dear, it's alright now." His voice soft and sweet, he pressed a kiss to their head. Just giving them a moment to gather themselves.

🐊 "I'm proud of you my dear" Crocodile hummed, stroking their hair with his hand. Instinctively he reached for a cigar and stopped. Knowing they probably wouldn't want the smell of cigars around right now. They nuzzled into his neck, the pressure now disappeared from their own.

🐊 Crocodile offered a pleasant smile, one to pacify {Name}. He wiped their tears, delicately kissing their eyes. "Let's get you cleaned up little one" he hummed, setting them atop his desk, no care no concern for the documents on them. Crocodile stood up and helping them clean up with a wash cloth he prepared beforehand and helping {Name} to feel a bit more relaxed.

🐊 Crocodile carried them over to his bed, offering some water and encouraging them to have some. He lay beside them while they snuggled into him. " I'm sorry" {Name} mumbled, Crocodile hushed them, affirming he wanted no apologies because they did nothing wrong in the first place.

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Sanji

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🍽 Sanji kissed {Name}, he was being so soft and sweet, they moaned about how they are going to cum again and Sanji begging them to..he wants them to feel good. Saying I love you... over and over like a mantra. His thrusts stay consistent and suddenly he gets more desperate. Wanting to pleasure {Name} as much as he can, they're getting too overwhelmed and can't keep up with him. {Name} begged Sanji to slow down, Sanji doesn't hear them while he's stuck in his one track thought. {Name} panics a little bit unsure of what to do and having him drive them to the edge again they call out their safe word again.

🍽 Sanji hears them the second time and their safe word hits him like a ton of bricks. He's so startled he leaps back, pulling out and losing balance as he topples out of the bed. He reorients himself after the tumble and pops back up. "Baby are you alright? Can I get you anything? Um, w-water? Something to eat? Um a hug?" - He is full on panic mode

🍽 Sanji eventually gets his composure back and he's upset with himself. He's proud that {Name} trusted and used it when they felt it too much. Sanji pampered them, he gave them a gentle massage trying to ease any aches they might have had. He peppered them full of soft kisses and snuggled them.

🍽 {Name} eased into his embrace, "Sanji I'm alright, please don't worry" they could still see the stressed expression on his face and wanted him to relax, he needed to settle as much as they did. They placed a hand on his cheek, and placed a kiss of his forehead.."I'm supposed to be the one comforting you" he replied with a small smile.

🍽 Sanji ran his hand along their back, enjoying the warmth of their body against his. Listening to the steady sound of their breathing after they fell asleep. He smiled at the sight "My love..." he hummed.

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Shanks

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☠ {Name} was tired, the day was long, tedious and every other not so great synonym they could come up with. Shanks appeared equally tired. He slid his arm around them, a few light pecks. {Name} thought a little relaxation wouldn't do anything, in fact it may have helped.

Shanks held their wrists under his hand, he smiled and kissed them. His mouth was so contradictory to his sharp thrusts that forced their body to move with every thrust. His body pressed into theirs, Shanks got rougher, {Name} didn't expect their little affections would lead up to this. {Name} wasn't expecting it. Maybe it was the exhaustion but they felt light headed, and dizzy. Physical exertion probably wasn't the best thing but {Name} felt out of their mind. They couldn't keep their concentration. They fell to the bed, Shanks' arm wrapped around their shoulders "What's wrong dear?", {Name} mumbled "Don't feel well..."Shanks stopped immediately when he heard that, "{Name}?"

☠ The moment he heard they didn't feel well Shanks stopped, he was more worried about them than anything else. He repositioned them and placed his forehead against theirs trying to feel if they had a fever. He could see they were out of it, and felt responsible for pushing them so hard when they weren't feeling great.

☠ Shanks didn't waste any time, he was quick to clean them up, clean up the sheets so they could lay in a fresh bed and gave them some water. He wanted to go out and call the doctor but {Name} stopped him, pleading for him to stay with them instead. And how could he deny?

☠ "Are you sure you're alright dear? I can call someone if need be-"' he asked for the umpteenth time in the last few minutes. {Name} slumped against him "Just need you...." they weakly murmured, closing their eyes to relieve the strain of the light on their eyes. "I'll stay with you for now... but I'm calling someone as soon as possible. I don't want you to be sick"

☠ Shanks held true to his promise, making sure they settled and calmed down. All the while he apologized and inquired about their condition. Soon after having the ships doctor give them a checkup to discover they were suffering from fatigue and a light cold. Usually harmless but a bad combination when pushed physically. Shanks would never forget the side eye he got from the doc.

[reptilian-angel]

“WE’VE MADE IT!”

Congrats to all of the @SpindleHorse team and of course, to @VivziePop for pushing forward and making it! In 18 days, your efforts, toils and tribulations to bring this zany demonic cartoon to life for 4 years will be made worth it!

[ruthlesslistener]

Me at 12:43am: Oh, there's some weird rustling going about rn. Lemme just turn on the light and see what's going on-

Sigh. Hello son.

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

being in a fandom with source material in the late 1800s/early 1900s will completely desensitize you to the word “gay” as a synonym for happy, but the tradeoff is that you’ll develop a reaction to the word “inverted” instead

[starry-lemonaid]

wip lol

another one for @tastytoastz ‘s mermaid fic- i started this a while ago and then decided to try to digitize it for the first time in two years because i wanted to do the tiny details lmaoooo ft said tiny details aka the kid drawings i spent way too long on

[piplicious]

^ eepy

[overthinkingtaleblr]

Wondering how Ghost and Casket would react to a Heat Blanket. They'd both probably like it

Toast is gonna have to drag him away from that blanket kicking and screaming

[iceeericeee]

I don’t want to be that person, but two people cannot sit on a single saddle. that shit was made specifically for one person.

[frecklenog]

just noticed that farmworld finn stole fionna’s fucking bowie knife jdksbdjbdnsbx

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

"I work as chocolatier and we'd NEVER touch filthy American chocolate" do. do u think the US with a population of 300m people has no chocolatiers? No chocolate produced without preservatives? no home baked chocolates of any kind?

[toastandturnip]

High school!Bernard: so like, we have this specific dynamic going on between us, I'll flirt with Darla, but I don't actually want us to go out, and I'll flirt with Tim, but in the way that straight guys mess with each other, you know? And Darla would jump on the opportunity to kiss Tim with tongue, but wouldn't date him even if you paid her a million dollars, and she tolerates my flirting-and sometimes if she's in a good mood she'll flirt back!-but would rather die than go out with me, 'cause she's told me a million times that she can barely stand my presence, even though she still hangs out with me for some reason. As for Tim, he keeps saying he has a girlfriend and I'm 99% he's making that up-I don't even know why he's making it up, because neither of us will judge him for being single!-and even though he knows full well about Darla wanting to kiss him on the mouth and puts up with me messing with him, he'd rather eat a spider than reciprocate either of our actions. 

Random guy just met:

[trashytoastboi]

🐊Sir Crocodile Masterlist🐊

🐊 Headcanons: Zoro, Sir Crocodile, Katakuri x S/O – Reacting to them crying in front of them for the first time

🐊 Headcanons: Zoro, Sanji, Crocodile x S/O who is afraid of thunder and being comforted during a heavy storm

🐊 Fluff Alphabet: Crocodile, Doflamingo – B, J

🐊 Headcanons: Benn, Crocodile, Mihawk x Warm-hearted F! S/O

🐊 Headcanons: Crocodile, Luffy, Law, Kid with Short! Male! S/O who collapses with a fever due to carelessness for his health

🐊 Headcanons: Crocodile, Kid x Small! S/O - #2. You’re comfy

🐊 Headcanons: SFW and NSFW – Crocodile, Kid with Introvert! Male! SO

🐊 Headcanons: Law, Whitebeard, Gol D. Roger, Crocodile, Shanks – Crossing paths with an extremely strong girl and them falling in love

🐊 Headcanons: Law, Whitebeard, Gol D. Roger, Crocodile, Shanks with F! S/O who is very curious and ends up in dangerous situations

🐊 Short Scenario: Crocodile x Male! S/O - #6. Possessiveness + #12. How about a kiss? + #15. I can’t think straight with you

🐊 NSFW Headcanons: Doflamingo, Crocodile, Law, Smoker - #26. Aphrodisiac

🐊 Headcanons: Doflamingo, Crocodile, Mihawk - #16. Don’t give me space, that’s the last thing I want from you.

🐊 Headcanons: SFW and NSFW – Crocodile, Doflamingo x Tall! S/O

🐊 Headcanons: Ivankov and Daz teasing Crocodile over his crush on a Male! Straw-Hat reader

🐊 Headcanons: Doflamingo, Crocodile, Blackbeard meeting a F! Keyblade Wielder

🐊 Short Scenarios: Dad! Kid, Dad! Law, Dad! Zoro, Dad! Crocodile with extremely shy daughter who has the tendency to hide away

🐊 Headcanons: Crocodile, Marco, King – with S/O who is kind and merciless

🐊 NSFW Headcanons: Crocodile, Luffy, Kid, Law x S/O - First time with their partner who is afraid of being touched and having sex due to their past as a slave

🐊 Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Crocodile, Luffy x Shy! Deaf! Male! S/O

🐊 Headcanons: Usopp, Crocodile, Robin x Depressed! F! S/O

�� Headcanons: Alpha! Crocodile, Alpha! Doflamingo, Alpha!Kid x Male! Short! Omega who feels insecure – #1. Your scent is intoxicating

🐊 Headcanons: Crocodile, Luffy, Zoro, Kid x Quiet! Calm! S/O - Losing their shit

🐊 NSFW Headcanons: Kid, Crocodile, Sanji, Shanks x S/O using their safeword.

[nerdish-nostalgia-revived]

Charles and Egg sassing Oliver and exchanging intense looks at the cocktail party.

Bonus gif, because who wouldn't want this in a bigger and better resolution?