#Sir Valen Pulchure

[crouton-knight]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: DragonFable (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alden Alteon/Amadeus | Sir Valen Pulchure | Sepulchure Characters: King Alden Alteon, Amadeus | Sir Valen Pulchure | Sepulchure, Zvezdana (DragonFable) Additional Tags: Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Bathing/Washing, Bath Sex, Bathhouses, Sparring, Light Angst, Explicit Sexual Content, Scratching, Chronic Pain, Swearing Summary:

Amadeus and Alden finish sparring and then attempt to clean off in the outpost's communal baths.

Wasn't able to share this immediately because of net issues but hey.

[ao3feed-inheritancecycle]

Saga

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/btwvLXq

by Anonymous

One cycle tells of a Dragon Rider, the last free dragon, and their struggle against an evil king.

Another fable tells a Hero chosen by Doom instead of Destiny.

This is not either of those tales.

Due to magical mishaps, Eragon is not chosen by a dragon fated to save the world, but one destined to destroy it. Two disparate realms must find common ground before both are swallowed by shadow.

Or: a crossover in which Saphira is born as a World Destroyer, but finds her way to Eragon anyway.

Words: 68767, Chapters: 22/22, Language: English

Fandoms: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, DragonFable (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Eragon Shadeslayer, Saphira (Inheritance Cycle), Brom (Inheritance Cycle), Angela (Inheritance Cycle), Solembum (Inheritance Cycle), Durza (Inheritance Cycle), Galbatorix (Inheritance Cycle), Shruikan (Inheritance Cycle), Hero (DragonFable), Draco (DragonFable), Sir Valen Pulchure | Sepulchure, Fluffy (DragonFable), Original Characters

Relationships: Saphira & Eragon Shadeslayer, Brom & Eragon Shadeslayer, Draco & Hero (DragonFable)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crossover, Dragons, Dragonlords, Originally Posted on FanFiction.Net, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, Crack, Crack Treated Semi-Seriously

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/btwvLXq

[philosopherbouquet]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DragonFable Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Warnings Relationships: Sir Valen Pulchure | Sepulchure & Gravelyn, Hero & Sir Valen Pulchure | Sepulchure, Hero & Gravelyn Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Unexpected Coparenting, Set after Quest "Tea for Three", But before Quest "Ambition's Crossroads" and forward, Fluff and Angst, Tough choices

SUMMARY:The Hero was too busy trying to save Greenguard or Lore to even think about having a family. Hopefully, Amadeus didn't mind if they tried to raise Graveyln to be on the side of Good.

10 Days of Hero Shipping DAY 9: NEXT GEN

[alimpson]

How my writing’s going

Me: Let’s write some more high school au before we get to the weird parts.

My brain: You know the A Darker World head canon you posted? The one about Serenity? Let’s write more of that. It sounds cool!

Me: But high school au!

Brain: NO. 

Also very little changed overall in A Darker World, but here’s more headcanons! About other people even! Like Sepulchure and Jaania! Might even add up to 2K words! Did you know Drakath made many many assassination attempts on Sepulchure? SO MANY. Also Sepulchure used to be a ‘problem solver’ for the Shadowscythe.

Beneath hidetags. 

Warning: discussion of assassination attempts, mention of bioweapons, mention of burn damage, and I forget what else. No cannibalism this time.

In a just world, Lysander would be tried for war crimes.

Or at least, his double dealing and experimenting weapons (probably incl. bioweapons) on his own people.

This is not a just world.

Did you know Lysander never was suspected in the (area) bombings? Or he experiments bioweapons on his own people but has such high PR that no one (very few people, actually, but there’s not enough PROOF) believes the whistleblowers?

People with sixth degree burns:

Lydia

Xan (A)

Sir Valen Pulchure vanished sometime after the woman he loved (1) died. She had cancer, and treatments were failing. He visited her and her husband often, only for her to die in a home invasion ( or something). She was survived by her (3? 4? ) children. 

The guy got away. He wanted revenge. The Shadowscythe came to him in the night and offered him training and revenge in exchange for service. (Little did he know but the guy worked for them. He found out later and was v. Angry (2))

He became a problem solver for the Shadowscythe.

Years passed. During one of his …. Solutions, he found a child. He adopted her. She was two. Years passed. Shadowscythe never found out about her. He adopted her under a pseudonym. They sought to replace him, with the new kid (Some kid named Drakath?)

His test? Kill the old ‘problem solver’.

Drakath tried: an ‘accident’ with an axe, the occasional bullet and explosives.

Drakath didn’t check for a body, assuming that quite that many Explosives would kill anyone. (Explosives. Everywhere. Even the carpet was hiding explosives.) (He bought some firebombs from Lysander, too)

He survived and has scars.

His child, Gravelyn, was elsewhere for the day. (Daddy’s gotta go to work, I’ll be back!) (maybe dropped off at the local inn, run by some lady named Serenity? She was willing to watch a child.) (3) After that, he adopted the name Amadeus when dealing with people who are not his daughter. (4)

Jaania has Seen Some Shit. She worked for the equivalent of Doctors Without Borders. She has PTSD. She was put in prison (probably for ‘rabble rousing’. At least twice.

This Jaania was betrayed by a few people, it’s some of the reasons she was in prison. 

She was visiting a nearby town and … ran into Amadeus. (5)

(A): Warlic had money, he paid for hospital for Alexander. It was Warlic’s fault making flamethrowers, Alexander startled him while he was in the middle of testing, and he turned to face Alexander… while holding the flamethrower ‘on’.  Is bad. Very bad. It still hurts, and they’re not friends. Not really.  Was art project, the flamethrowers.

(1): He isn’t bi. Nor is Alteon. So they didn’t threesome.

(2) That wasn’t the betrayal, though. That was a minor one. They tried to kill him later because he ‘was no longer useful’

(3) I think he’s pretty great at disguises. They never tracked him well enough, it’s why he was so great at ‘problem solving’… he could evade tracking, capture, and so many problems.)

(4) And that couldn’t recognize him as Sepulchure

(5)  (Gravelynn is six during this) (and not around when he ran into Jaania)

[crouton-knight]

Cringe is dead, let's do fic recs for our friends and our selves. I'll start.

DF Fics written by my friends (and me) that I still think about all the time:

By @oddeyesight ((Ao3 account))

ya'aburnee (General)

Notha and Uaanta find an interesting object, digging around Notha's previous lab.

The song + the fic are simultaneously very sad and very sweet. The buildup to the ending in particular, the crescendo and then the quietness of it.

chiaroscuro (Teen and Up)

Hero talks about their adventures in HHD, and Notha is reminded of an unpleasant meeting that happened so long ago.

And on the complete other side of the spectrum: Fear! Terror! Orpheus and Eurydice themes! Still kind of about grief but in a distinctly more "I'm afraid to lose you" way. 10/10 I go feral every time.

~!~

By @valorousowl ((Ao3 Account))

Dive Deep (General Audiences)

Notha Ly'Ehr is determined to save her friend. Remthalas is determined to trick their friends into killing him. Whatever it takes, this time would be different.

I keep coming back to this because the emotions are very sharp and real in a way that I can't quite describe here; you really have to read it for yourself. Notha's entire characterization is tragic, but in a way that I find deeply compelling.

Unspoken Names (Mature)

Aegis is well acquainted with Pandora. It isn't hard for him to suss out who Aspar actually is. He'll keep his mouth shut, for a price. Aspar may be desperate and lonely enough to pay it.

Overall lower stakes than my usual fare, but still packs a real whallop of emotional resonance, especially the part where Aegis tells Aspar that he's the one who should know better. I am physically incapable of being normal about Aspar and the softness and sadness of Aegis trying to be nice to him.

~!~

By @7yd1a ((Ao3 Account))

Return, Dear Light (Explicit)

This one is about Jaania living in the tower with the rest of the Villain Rehab Club, but really it's about her learning to feel again, and to forgive. Also she bones (haha) Alexander with an icicle; pretty fun use of healing ice magic I think! I don't know if there will ever be a continuation, but the characterization and the speed at which information about the characters is effectively conveyed is a lot of fun to watch unfold.

~!~

By @mismagireve ((Ao3 Account, though they are pretty much done with DF as a fandom.))

Somewhere Ages And Ages Hence (Mature)

According to Swordhaven's record systems, shortly after you fled into the forest, you were beset upon by wolves, and your remains were found hours later by a Rose researcher who had been on his way into the city for work that morning when he stumbled across the grisly scene of your demise. You are, for all intents and purposes, free of everything that was plaguing you now that you're dead and gone. You can't help but wonder if your new life hiding in the woods pretending to be dead and playing nanny to a Rose cultist's child could be counted as freedom.

I'm always up for stories about normal people in completely bonkers situations treated as, if not normal, then at least livable; I think this, even in its unfinished form, is one of the most fitting for that theme, and I really, really enjoy Syn's characterization of Lynn and Valen as people, and how the Reader-insert is most definitely their own person even while being, well, Reader-insert.

The Importance Of An "O" (General)

He got a letter from a faraway village.

This one isn't as immediately present in my mind as some other fics, but every time I see Galanoth (and tbh the word "dragoon") I do think of it, so it's definitely left an impression!

Words Spoken In Wormwood (Mature)

Among the bars in Swordhaven, there was an unspoken rule: if you serve Rose members, you don't let anything they say leave the building. So when one night at the bar, a few Rose members were discussing some secrets regarding one of their own— Well. Go ahead and ask anyone who was there that night. That conversation never happened.

This inspired several headcanons about Valen/Amadeus himself of the "they'll never believe you" sort so this is as good as canon in my heart.

Fine (General)

He was never good with people, and never made many friends, so whenever he lost one, it always hit hard. Tomix finds himself missing the hero.

This one gets a special mention even though I only read it today because I WILL be thinking about this for a long time.

~!~

By myself

Sutures (Explicit)

So You Found Out You're A Masochist: A Beginner's Guide or Tomix gets injured and learns he has a kink.

It's got some gore, fair warning for that. But I keep thinking about it because of the uh, applications of intangible spirit hands, and also the nature of Tomix's unraveling.

In Vain (General)

A child's first brush with death.

This and the ask where I mention Ogenos Dessert Sausage are constantly on my mind because I'm stuck on thinking about lost cultural treasures and how they affect those who knew them and then lost them as time went by. I should post that ask on Ao3 maybe.

The Masochism Tango (Explicit)

"They feel like normal lungs. Spongy, surprisingly resilient, but so fragile at the same time..." She said, in a whispered, reverent tone he almost missed. She'd never sounded like that before, not that he knew. The silence stretched on a little longer than could really be accounted for, without the sound of her tools as she vivisected him. Notha's eyes went dilated and faintly mischievous above her mask. What did you find? ~!~ There isn't a lot of existing documentation on abyssal elf biology, so if Notha's going to make clones for herself and Remthalas, she needs to take some notes.

I would be lying if I said this one didn't live rent free in my head. Notha kissing his heart, especially.

~!~

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