#Smaller Earth

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

god etsy is such an on fire trash can but it has a bunch of shipping presets that are difficult to migrate so i guess we'll do it this way

so anyways there's a glitch where sometimes it forces you to buy a shipping label in order to close out DIGITAL purchases which is fucking insane to me.

So I've pulled the only other cross stitch pattern off of it and made it a pay-what-you-want on kofi

I've also uploaded the other MASSIVE pattern onto ko-fi bc why not

It's a fairly obscure monster road trip reference but I'll be real it holds it's own perfectly fine as a fun pattern to have around the house for your average weirdo

both of these are basically free since ko-fi allows you a pay what you like option

If they had canada post shipping label pre-sets and a robust dms-to-custom-commission-listing system I would migrate in a heartbeat but ALAS

[aliasknives]

what people making those “hot gortash” mods fail to understand is that a huge part of the appeal is that he kind of looks like shit

[king-magppi]

Did NOT expect to spend hours drawing ponies today but here we are! This all started because of this one silly psychonauts pony gif I saw and I thoughts to myself: "That looks fun! I should make my own ponies!!"

Loboto is a banged up alicorn disguised as an earth pony!!

[5racha]

EarthMix ✦ ViVi Men

[nashvillethotchicken]

Yall ever think about the fact that miles spider sense didn't go off while he was in the wrong universe because seeing his uncle made him so comfortable he didn't recognize any danger?

[transformers-synergize]

Can I see a design of Decepticons? Because I wanna see what are they look like

I have some of the Decepticons done, but I still need to finish the whole lineup,

They can be found here. So far I only have done as of time making this post (November 17th 2023) soundwave, his cassettes, reflector, nightbird, deadlock, Starscream, Thundercracker, skyward, Ramjet, Thrust and Dirge

Thankfully there are slightly less Decepticons than Autobots, so it will take me a little less time to finish them all, also the reason I have less Decepticons than Autobots is the Decepticons have a massive air advantage plus a size/strength advantage. Many of them being 10x bigger than the average Autobot, while the Autobots have a slight numbers advantage and stealth advantage; it's easier to hide as a normal car driving down the road than a tank after all. this makes it so the Autobots often can't just brute force through conflict and have to play it smart and work together if they want to achieve anything against the decpticons.

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[moonelnone]

I have never drawn ponies before, but heres my take Ace, Sabo, and Luffy as ponies

Edit: I forgot to put images where they're seperate

[nighttimepatrons]

I've wanted to do this meme for ages!

The tall balrog is @glorf1ndel's oc Hlupsuine and the short one is Rinderpest (mine)

While drawing this I was trying to figure out why Rinderpest just seems so pathetic (affectionate) around other balrogs, and then I realized, I've only really though about Rinder hanging out around elf prisoners. Of course the could seem pretty rad in that setting and then be kinda lame next to a real balrog. hahah!

inspired in part by this post

transcript below cut

Rinderpest: I'm hungry.

Hlupsuine: So lick that coat! You smell like a-

Rinderpest: Grilled cheese.

Hlupsuine: What?

Rinderpest: Grill me a cheese.

Hlupsuine: I'm not grilling you a cheese.

Rinderpest: *sobbing*

Hlupsuine: Wha-

Rinderpest: *gross sobbing*

Hlupsuine: Ugh... Fine.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

jack de quidt, in full confidence: “Gravity’s not related to the shape of an object!”

austin underscore walker, in full confidence: “That’s correct!”

me, an astronomer, dropping my phone in distress: THUNK

[phoenixcatch7]

Every so often I dip into transformers fanfic (specifically bayverse) just because the concept of giant shape-shifting mechanical immortal robots just slaps so hard. All of the fics get so close but never quite scratch the itch I want, so here.

Cybertronian Sam Witwicky, vessel of the Allspark

A seeker, naturally, but I haven't decided on alts yet. Or a name (I like Rubicon, because of the doorway/point of no return/on a knifes edge between two worlds meaning and.. Also because the Allspark kinda looks like a rubics cube lmao)(but it doesn't sound quite right and I'd like to lean more into the idea of sacrifice maybe?)(or maybe something celestial or mythical for the space/alien/spark=stars metaphor... Apollo?).

I haven't seen it done, but I really like the idea of the Allspark using its own material to create the cybertronian body, given the total lack of actual resources it has (and needs). This would give Sam a very unique bronze/gold protoform instead of the usual grey/black metal, and eyes/optics the colour of sparks. The feather horn things were meant to be a lot smaller, but that was the smallest they got! And idk, I've grown to like them. A little nod to his organic origins. And the circles are supposed to be extra eyes. The boots I was delighted to find, they blend so well with the body and make it look like he's not bare lol. Because hero forge isn't quite that free with design (yet), please imagine a couple wheels by his ankles he can drop down to rollerblade on.

I had a ton of fun with the colours, I think it's my best one from scratch yet! It was so hard to keep from adding too much detail or clothing, and I did struggle with the sheer bulk of a typical cybertronian build. The pauldrons and scarf help with that, but he's intended to be pretty slight compared to the average anyway. In every continuity they're so, so bulky ToT. I might tinker with the proportions now I've finished the model! The spear... Well I'm a sucker for staffs, but it's not a cybertronian weapon unless it can slice or shoot something, preferably while transforming into something else. This one is also a laser gun, very energy intensive if you're not hooked into an infinite power source lmao. He's got a few emergency cannons in his arms, because... Why not?

Man, now I've made him, I want to write something for him so much... Must resist, must resist...

[allaganexarch]

scorched earth (7/?)

Note: This story is set in the world of my very long Maleficent/Aurora fanfiction The Prisoner (which you can read  here if you want), but focuses almost entirely on original characters.   There is no need to read The Prisoner to understand what is going on--this story stands on its own and will give you all the background info you need.  Please also note the general content warning; I will not give specific warnings by chapter.

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Once upon a time, in a land not so very far from my own humble abode, a king and queen longed desperately for a child.  The messy details are not terribly important to our current tale, but suffice to say, the young queen begged a dark fairy for a favor, and the dark fairy obliged her.  This fairy was, as far as fairies go, rather young at the time, and of relatively little renown.  She gave the queen her price—an invitation to the wanted child’s christening—and when the time came, the queen did not pay.  The dark fairy appeared nevertheless, and bestowed a gift of her own choosing upon the baby princess: the child would live a happy and healthy sixteen years, and then she would die.

Various interested parties were understandably not best pleased with this arrangement, and did their utmost to circumvent the fairy’s will.  As a result, the princess was saved from an early death, and the fairy, whose name was Maleficent, was badly wounded and imprisoned in the infamous Chains of Avasina.

As many of my readers will already know, the magic of the Chains has many peculiarities, borne of an age-old presumption which has proven surprisingly accurate over the centuries.  The Chains have no lock or key, but can only be removed by one who is not of the dark fae.

The princess, now a kind-hearted and curious young woman, stole down to the dungeon to speak with Maleficent, and agreed to set her free, on one condition: that Maleficent would take the princess with her when she left.

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[activatebutterflyshield]

The Muses hit me with some random inspiration today so here’s a proper design sheet for He of the Lingering Smog and the Glittering Lights, aka Hollywood Angel, aka the God of Los Angeles, featuring the script Chahvinik by @thecrazyneographist.

He’s mostly based on the name of his city, the fashion sense of the famous bit of Humanity that calls him home (clothing is half gala dress, half black tie suit), all the ink those writers use up, paparazzi, Hollywood’s history of censorship, the smog that blankets his land, the manipulative nature of the industry, and the horses of the Spanish who took the land for the Angels.

[birbwell]

i looove the whitsun arc

[curiosity-killed]

I do hate intake appointments BUT this was like ??? the most affirming??? PT appointment ever??