#Snape meme

[ravenshavenn]

Everyone wants to fuck Snape until he cries when you hold his hand

[hogwartsraccoon]

[willwediejustalittle]

Moments before Desaster strikes | Snape meme part 5

[394halfbloodprince]

*2 year old Severus bringing a ‘potion’ of dead bugs, worms, random sticks, mud, leaves, dirt, etc. that he found outside and mixed together to his mother*

Eileen: …

Seveurs: mother don’t just stare at it. Eat it.

[puer-heros-est]

[zealouspickleeggdragon]

They’re relationship in a nutshell:

[superfallingstars]

snape in dumbledore's office circa 1981

[snapelynn]

If Snape was on Tumblr

[snapesmorningcoffee]

I saw this somewhere and i KNOW i had to do this!

@hirukochan i love you and your fics so much 😘

[sacredsnape]

Ok since you take requests first off hi! 👋 hope you’re having a nice day and second could I request sev reacting to the new professor just sharing her muffins with him because she always has extras and insists on it🤍

this is so cute 🥲 ty for the request!

summary: you always end up with extra muffins at breakfast and never hesitate to share them with your coworker, severus snape

warnings: none!

genre: fluff

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you always sat down next to severus snape at the head table in the great hall. you found him intriguing and honestly thought that his sarcastic and witty remarks were hilarious.

honestly, you wanted to become his friend; you already knew it would be difficult since he seemed to hate everyone at hogwarts.

as per usual, you sat down next to him with your breakfast, smiling softly at him. snape gave you a blank stare, not returning the smile. that didn't stop you from trying to strike up a conversation with him, though.

"so, i heard you've been working on a wolfsbane potion," you casually said as you removed the wrapping from your blueberry muffin. "how's that going?"

snape looked over at you and slowly nodded. "it's going alright, i suppose. i would be nearly done with it by now if those dunderheaded weasley twins stopped stealing potion ingredients from my private stores," he bitterly replied.

"and have you tried to stop the twins?" you wondered before taking a bite out of your muffin and smiling at him again.

"yes. no matter how many points i take from gryffindor, they still won't stop with their antics," he sighed, poking at his food with a fork and frowning. "don't these scrambled eggs look inedible to you?"

you looked over at his plate, acknowledging the eggs. they looked perfectly normal to you yet you agreed with him. "they do. would you like to have a muffin instead? i have extras," you offered, showing him the different flavored muffins that you had.

"no thank you," snape said as he pushed his plate away from him. "i'll just have my coffee."

"come on, severus. coffee alone surely won't fill you up," you insisted, sliding an apple cinnamon flavored muffin to him. "you need something of substance. plus, the muffin has sugar so it'll give you a boost of energy to deal with those dunderheaded weasley twins."

a very faint smile appeared on snape's lips but he shook his head. "they're your muffins. you keep them and enjoy them," he sternly told you as he tried to push the muffin back towards you. you refused and gave him two more muffins. "nope. they're yours to keep."

to prove a point, you got up and left to use the bathroom. now snape couldn't try to give them back at you.

snape sighed, waiting until you were out of sight to eat the muffin. he smiled to himself, enjoying the sweet flavor of the muffin. he's never had anyone treat him so nicely out of the blue, so he appreciated he gesture.

when you returned he shoved the other muffins into the pocket of his coat, saving them for later.

"i see you ate the muffins," you pointed out as you sipped your orange juice.

"that is a lie," snape quietly said as he narrowed his eyes at you.

you smiled at him, laughing. "whatever you say, but if you ever want more, you know who to come to."

snape nodded, sneaking a bite out of a muffin as he turned the other way.

"i saw that, severus."

"you did not!"

you took a bite out of your own muffin and said, "sharing is caring, and that's why i share my muffins with you. and also because it's a peace offering since i'd like to be your friend."

snape raised his eyebrows at you. "why would you want to be my friend?"

"because your sarcasm is hilarious and you're very intriguing. need i say more?" you replied with a coy smile.

"fine, but only if i get more of your muffins."

[ravenshavenn]

Severus would 100% be an orientation short haired cat because... look at the level of annoyance they can convey.

[syndromealice-blog]

I was sleepy yesterday, but I got insomnia, so I did those Snape memes. Sorry not Sorry, y’all🤧

Picture 2: nice dick bro

Picture 3: VILF - Vampire I’d fuck

Picture 4: He is always so focused

Picture 5: When you see that someone hates you, but you know that they can’t do it as good as you

[dysfunkshunale]

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus is terrified of toads and that’s why he hates Trevor.

[digitkame]

“Dumbledore announcing that, unfortunately, Professor Lockhart would be unable to return next year, owing to the fact that he needed to go away and get his memory back. Quite a few teachers joined in the cheering that greeted this news.”

Yea so this is how I decided it happens🌝

[zealouspickleeggdragon]

Snape’s true Animagus form: