been not posting wips here again so im correcting that-
havent been able to draw anything lately but this sketch worked even if it took me too long (i need to stop adding these lil comics, probably unreadable at that size anyway ;_; )
Demise in his boar form back in the day when his world was still alive- and Dahlia (the lady pig), his last relationship with a mortal (you wouldnt believe how much useless backstory i got)
(Demise, Legend of Zelda - technically- its all part of my fancomic stuff, obscure lore etc)
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Now you might be asking: tumblr user whitenikes, what Does make a dilf in the nhl? and I'm so glad you asked
(please remember this is for jokes and hahas im far from serious and just giving a humble perspective and I'm always open to discussion)
Based on the dilf recipe cited in my other post, it can be narrowed down quite easily and I've made a scale of Real True Dilfs to Absolutely Not A Dilf. In the middle is what I like to call Future Dilfs
(note: being a dad does not automatically make you a dilf, being dilf is a different energy within. a dad could be a dilf, not all dilfs are dads)
To Me, the peak of True Dilfhood is Steve Yzerman
An Apprentice (nick lidstrom, whom he raised into the next captain, among others)
Battle Scars or Other Injuries (eye injury circa 2000 something, knee injury, cheek scar, etcetera)
A Divorce (see also: 1991)
Gray Hairs
Body Hair
Crows Feet & Laugh Lines
Now many of these things could hypothetically apply to any guy you pluck from the nhl and I acknowledge that. However, it's all of these things working in conjunction with each other to make the man that sets him apart as a dilf
So. Who in the current nhl is a dilf?
I've heard what the tags have to say and I will accept Claude Giroux as a dilf. He has body hair, emotional battle scars, and a divorce (from the flyers)
Joe Pavelski I will accept as a dilf, he has an apprentice in wyjo, more emotional battle scars, and I'm almost positive I've seen him with eyes that beg for a moment of relief
Which then brings us to our Future Dilfs. These are the guys who hit a couple of the points but something is lacking from being complete dilfs, whether that be a lack of dilf swag or being too young to count as a dilf
Dylan Larkin has a future as a dilf. He has his children, moritz and lucas, crows feet, dark circles, and the pitiful eyes. "But doesn't that make him a dilf now??" No. Too Young. He needs to bake a little longer before he hits peak dilf
Brady Skjei is not yet a dilf no matter how many times people say he is. He has grey hairs and that's about it. He is a silver fox at best but he is Not a dilf, there's a distinction
And this brings us to our Absolutely Not a Dilf category. These are guys who are too young to count as a dilf, they're the "harry styles with a beard" essentially.
Any of the hughes brothers? Not dilfs, they're 20 year olds with beards or a suit. That doesn't make them dilfs. Perhaps they could be in the future but by god they are Not dilfs at this current time nor will they be dilfs in five years
Cale Makar is not a dilf, that is a baby faced rosy cheeked youth. absolutely not a dilf and it's shameful to refer to him as such
Under no circumstances are any rookies dilfs, be serious.
Bonus special category of Not A Dilf, But Dilf Adjacent is what I like to call Uncle Energy (or cousin)
Auston Matthews has fun uncle energy, but he's not a dilf. He could hypothetically be dilfy in the right circumstances
Mitch Marner has cousin you haven't seen in a few years energy and you're baffled that you're related to him
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So GOB 7 came out…and I don’t really care about it.
But I had a redesign for Syringeon sketched out soooo I drew a newer one last night + the “Givanium Infants” who are now adults and work as his nurses!!
More info below!
Simon is the lead doctor at the general hospital in town! He’s very strict when it comes to work and is pretty uptight all things considered. It took his lead nurses Jess and Jinn (both they/them) to give him more a social life!
They help him find love in Seymour (Dadadoo) and they’re happily married!!! 💕
Jess (the one not crying) is an attentive sweetheart that’s more of a listener than a talker. They’re the type of person that’ll give you a comforting smile and cheer you up when you’re feeling down.
Jinn meanwhile is just as quiet but is quick to emote when anything goes wrong. Usually they end up crying, maybe curled up in a corner with some calming YouTube videos. They really…just want a hug.
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