#So don't ask

[arsenic-martini]

You guys I have a severe fucking problem.

And by that I mean I want Charlie Dompler to plow me like there's no tomorrow.

[aroninshonour]

The boys went out for a little rainy day chat (They forced Jay to come and he's upset his underwear is wet) they tried to get Zane to go with but he was busy(I didn't wanna take him from his action packed get away scene)

Also some Lava moments because uhm, yes <3 (they totally kissed in the second one)

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

Soup

[dyrewrites]

I offer no explanation, only question and poll.

If a romance was written in first person, following each character before they met, and third person once they did...would you like that?

More importantly;

[rockybloo]

*WHILE BANGING POTS AND PANS TOGETHER* Reminder that Glitter and Guilt is an adult story for older audiences and sex is a key theme in the story since it is literally about Sweetheart and Bitterbat's relationship

If sex or sex talk makes you uncomfortable then PLEASE don't read...or if you do read, do not get mad at me when Bitterbat and Sweetheart get intimate in comic together

Yes, there are way more than just sex in the story BUT I also know not everyone is keen on sex in general so I am just gonna keep making these PSA posts

[ireallydohateyou2]

Only Ever saying some nonsense

[the-ghost-of-a-spirit]

Hundreds of years later, Erskine Ravel is regarded as a hero, Ghastly Bespoke's death is seen as a necessity, if it ever happened. Skulduggery Pleasant is little more than a myth, used to scare small children. The Dead Men are no longer.

[bisexualcartman]

trying my damn hardest to get my vision to work out and make this tntduo au good

[furrbbyx]

Day 11346 of not waking up in a monster cuddle pile like god intended. I'll never reach nirvana at this rate

[idontknowwhattoputsoiamgonnasay]

when hunter gets angry he has a British accent

[capucapo]

- Best childhood memory you can recall?

- Worst childhood memory you can recall?

best: ...the first time my brother and I played minecraft. there was a TV and xbox in the rec room at the orphanage but this group of older boys always hogged it.... i'll never forgot how exciting it was when we finally got a chance to play. we lost our first base and started building another one... one hill away from the old one. it was so funny I almost peed myself laughing, but I didn't want to get up because I was afraid we wouldn't get another chance....

worst: ....everything about our adoptive father.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[beebfreeb]

[flawlessflesh]

[zerogravityinq]

me: *writing a heartbreaking omegaverse story outline* my spotify: 2000's CRUNK PLAYLIST me: and this is where they have noncon sex and harry disassociates during the whole thing and Bruce doesn't realize until he asks about it later my spotify: TRYIN TO GET TO YOUUUU AND DAT BOOTY me: excellent tone spotify. vibes immaculate