#Soos-Ramirez-blog

[ford-telling]

// @soos-ramirez-blog liked for a starter from Stanford!\\

Stanford was fiddling with a few papers, mumbling to himself. He often lost himself in thought, which was why he nearly yelled and stumbled back when Soos stood behind him. “AH-! Oh, hello. Soos, is it? I apologize for not noticing you earlier..”

[scurvyboy]

Hi! May I request Wendy and Soos hanging out? Maybe some Dipper and Mabel in the mix too? If not then just Wendy and Soos :3

they're listening to danger days and having a great time doing it

[renmorris]

Stan's completely messed up relationship with masculinity and fatherhood resulting in him showing his affection for Soos in completely unhinged ways? We need more of that. I need more of that. Feel like trying to get his birthdate removed from the calendar is just the tip of the iceberg.

[thevoidmeows]

happy birthday grunkles!! 🎂🎉

[lins-pokemon-teams]

I gave the main characters of Gravity Falls some partner pokémon!

I don't imagine that most people in the pokémon world have a full team of six, probably having more 1 or 2 partner pokémon. So, these are they for the cast of Gravity Falls!

[askgravityfallsed]

THE YEAR IS 2019… WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS: ETERNAL DEVOTION AU Return To The Falls RP Edition

Related accounts set in 2012: @formerquestionmarkmp, @dippers-guide-to-the-strange, @pocketsfullofglitter, @queenplatinumpaz2012.

CHARACTER INFORMATION:

Mason “Dipper” Marth Pines:

Age: 19 years old

Pronouns: He/They

Identity: Bisexual, Non-Binary

Fiancé: Paz Southeast

Online College Student

Stoner

Well known ghost hunter in the area

Mabel David Pines:

Age: 19 years old

Pronouns: She/It/Pink/Meow/Oink

Identity: Cis, Aroace

Shroom addict (Don’t tell mom!)

Sells knitted sweaters and scarves, as well as Kandy bracelets, on Etsy

Pastel Goth/Scene mixture… I don't know either man.

Stanley Caryn McGucket-Pines:

Age: 67 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cis Bisexual

Husband: Fiddleford McGucket-Pines

Usually out sailing with Ford and Fidds

Kept his mullet in honor of his nieces old nickname

Owns five “#1 Dad” Mugs. Four from Soos, one from his niece.

Stanford Filbrick Pines:

Age: 67 years old

Pronouns: He/It (Only uses it due to Bills effect on him)

Identity: Cis Gay

Space Divorced TM both Fidds and Bill on separate occasions

Formerly brainwashed by Bill- barely resisting getting back together with him

Can not handle The Lust TM

Paz Elliot Southeast:

Age: 19 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Bisexual Transgender

Fiancé: Mason Pines

Only recently found out he was trans- binds and cut his hair, but that’s about it

Steals Dippers clothes a lot. They’re his now actually.

Will never, ever admit to being the bottom of the relationship even if they’ve been together six years and it’s obvious as fuck.

Working for Greasys Diner

Jesus “Soos” Ramírez:

Age: 29 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cishet

Wife: Melody Ramírez

Stan is his dad figure, duh

Melody and him have a son named Diego

Cried like a baby the first time the twins referred to him as their uncle

Wendy Blerble Corduroy:

Age: 22 years old

Pronouns: She/He

Identity: Cis Bisexual Lesbian

Dippers weed dealer. Why are you shocked

Barely looks any different than she looked at age fifteen… except she ties her shirt into a crop top to show off her stomach tattoo of an axe.

Hottest lesbo on the block, according to nobody but her friend group

Robert “Robbie” Stacy Valentino:

Age: 23 years old

Age During Death: 15 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cis, Bi-curious (will not admit this)

Somehow befriended Paz. Neither know how nor want to admit it, but they have movie nights where they do each others nails and makeup and cry to metal music.

Zombie. Walking corpse even. Yep, we’re leaning into THAT old theory.

Still beefing with Dipper for literally no reason. Even Dipper doesn’t hate him at this point he just likes annoying him. They’re like brothers honestly.

Gideon Charles Gleeful:

Age: 17 years old

Pronouns: She/Her

Identity: Trans lesbian

Ex-Ciphertology child cultist

Despite this she still cries over the fact that Bill finds her annoying

She can’t really find anything to do with herself anymore since weirdmaggedon and highschool so she’s really fucking bitter.

Fiddleford Hadron McGucket-Pines:

Age: 69 years old (haha funny number)

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cis Gay

Husband: Stanley McGucket Pines

Him and Emma May were actually beards- still occasionally in contact.

Was forced into a polyamorous marriage with Bill and Ford- eventually divorced them for MANY reasons

Seriously this guys got some BAD C-PTSD to be honest

Martha Winona Pines:

Age: 38 years old

Pronouns: She/Her

Identity: Cis Aromantic Bisexual

Ex-Husband: David Patterson

Has even WORSE C-PTSD from being Bills former puppet for like seven ish years

Literally so fucking grumpy about his return but NOBODY will let her murder him so she’s decided on verbal assault

Loves her kids soooooo so much

Calls Stan “Uncle Mullet”

William “Bill” Lu Cipher:

Age: ??????????????????? centuries old.

Pronouns: He/They/It- anything masculine or gender neutral

Identity: What a boring concept

Former triangle, now human for redemption- can only reincarnate if fully reformed, though he will never fully be forgiven for what he’s done, so he’s stuck this way til this body dies.

Can’t use his powers anymore- not even floating, which he hates a LOT

Misses Ford soooooo much…. Fucking loser.

BOUNDARIES:

13+ interactions only

Currently Gideon is still a minor, and I’m only a teenager, so please keep the NSFW to a minimum. Suggestive is fine, though.

DNI inc3st/p3do proshippers, p3do/m4p, transph0bic, hom0phobic, or r4cist people. You are not welcome here.

Please be respectful to me, the mod. You can be mean to characters, not to me. I do not appreciate hostility

Here and Here are the Casting Call links for the Eternal Devotion podcasts, please consider helping out with voice acting or even writing!

[gf-brainrot-central]

Background details/me blabbing about my askblog yaaay!! Mostly because it's difficult for me to get motivated as it is! Plus maybe after being inactive for 2 years (rip 💀) this will help pique interest? Idk I just wanna talk about my sillies tbh. And the Axolotl needs a break you know? My guy's watching over an entire multiverse.

First off. The post about my LGBTQIA+ headcanons here: https://www.tumblr.com/craycray-wolf/737090570384703488/while-in-wait-for-the-book-of-bill-already-hard?source=share

It's still accurate to how I feel about the characters...mostly. In the time since I made this post, I have since been converted to "Grunkle Stan is bi" and I'm now preaching the Good Word 🤟

Anyway with that now amended, here's some stuff!

I originally made the majority of the posts about where everyone is now back in 2022, when I intended to have the blog launched as part of the 10th anniversary of Gravity Falls airing.

Well clearly that didn't pan (🩷💛💙🍳) out but maybe it was so it could instead coincide with all the revelations from TBoB! Life is kinda a beautiful thing sometimes.

Anyway point being, I'll have to tweak the timeline a bit. Which is fine because I wanted Dippin Dots and Mabes to hold some jobs before college anyway so really my lack of updating is just an excuse for this. That's the major point I could think of but if I didn't properly consider others please sound off 📣 (yes I'm a cringe emoji user AND I'M PROUD)

Soos and Melody are still attempting to conceive because they want at least one bio child if they can but they're working on adoption.

Many assume Gus Burnside to be missing or worse dead. But maybe... he's still out there somewhere...with his physical body fulfilling a deal. But y'know! No one can say for certain!

To be completely honest I'm still figuring out my interpretation of Bill's backstory. Sorry about that.

Though the reason the Axolotl has contacted our dimension to begin with has to do with his concern...about a certain someone. And who better to give a helping hand than the fandom and the Zodiac?

Since Stan taught Wendy how to hot wire vehicles and whatnot, they one day found a fairly intact Harley motorcycle in the dump. They fix it up together and Stan declares it hers. This is where her Harley previously mentioned in other posts comes from.

When did this happen? I've always assumed the Stans come back to land from time to time, including some summers. So likely during summer but a holiday could work too!

Mabel loves being a passenger. Dipper not so much unless he clings tight. Wendy installs a seat back at some point and this helps ease his anxiety. A little. He likes seeing the scenery though so he'll bare through it if asked to ride. Not to mention he cares for Wendy and thus doesn't want to deny her sharing her joy.

Robbie probably figured out he wanted to be an anime artist while doodling in college classes he wasn't paying attention to. Either he was in generals or some other degree at this point. He only drew in private during high school.

THIS NEXT SECTION WILL BE SHIPS 🚨 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Pacifica during her high school/diner years thought she like liked Dipper. And well, she was Dipper's rebound crush so at around 15 or so they dated for a while. Pacifica however eventually realizes she's actually a lesbian and was misinterpreting her care for Dippin Dots, as well as thinking she only had so many options initially. Dipper realizes it was to cope with Wendy.

Therefore they cut off romantic ties on good terms and continue to be good friends.

(I have nothing against Dipcifica, it's cute. I'm just personally a Mabcifica person and enjoy my lesbian Pacifica hc)

In their early college years Mabel and Pacifica become girlfriends, LET'S GOOOOOO

Candy and Dipper have began to catch each other's eyes... they've healed from the events of Roadside Attraction in the years since and now they can have a healthier relationship in several ways. I WILL DIE FOR THIS SHIP OKAY

Fiddleford and Ford are sweet old man boyfriends. Though romance baffles Ford it makes enough sense with Fiddleford.

Stan is Stan. Though maybe all of his family coming out awakes something in him... something new to explore about himself...

Past Billford will likely be discussed at some point, though they haven't been a thing for decades and it was toxic to begin with.

Grenda and Marius are of course married ❤️ Candy, Mabel, and Pacifica were her bridesmaids. Mabel and Candy were piling over each other trying to get the bouquet, though Wendy catches it. Uninterested in marriage she throws it back out and reflexively Dipper catches it. After confused for a solid moment he tosses it and finally Pacifica then catches it.

_________

SHIP SECTION FINISHED ⚠️

The Pines Twins revisit Gravity Falls every summer until their high school graduation. Well *maybe* they go one more after graduation but then they have job schedules to contend with.

One of those summers (probably when the Mystery Twins are 15) their parents surprise them with a visit! But then they start to question everything because y'know. Weird town.

Eventually the truth comes out about everything, and they better understand their kids.

It wasn't the easiest summer but an important one.

They let their children return because they know how dearly they love their time there, albeit with ground rules established.

As for their jobs, Mabel was a barista and Dipper restocked shelves at a grocery store.

Dipper now has come to care for his birth name and birthmark. He still likes going by Dipper but he insists that only those close with him use the name. The only reason he still wears bangs is that his hairstyle is just comfortable and familiar. This also keeps his birthmark special as only some get to see it (in full).

Mabel still loves knitting and sweaters, but she's experimented a lot with fashion throughout the years. She now has more variety in her wardrobe than sweaters and skirts.

The twins live in dorms with a couple roommates and return back to their childhood home during holidays and summer. They intend to live in Gravity Falls once they get all their education/credentials.

Waddles is an old man but still kickin'. The parents were initially upset with his presence but were convinced by Stan to begrudgingly keep him. They grew to care for the piggy as well.

The family cat (Sniffles) has since passed :(

They have a dog (Honey) now though! She was a puppy from a dog Dipper once dogsat. The owners didn't realize said dog was preggo. It was a whole thing. Anyway Mabel loves putting her in cute outfits that match Waddles, something she used to do with Sniffles.

Mabel is a k-pop multistan (originating from Candy and Grenda introducing it to her) and absolutely loves drinking boba/jelly milk tea. Dipper likes the sound of k-pop music but isn't a fan the same way his sister is. He likes milk tea but the boba pearls themselves freak him the heck out.

There's a lot more but I'm blanking 🤪

[melody-ramirez]

" Melody! You made an account too? This 'Tumblr' place is so weird to me, but I'm getting used to it. "

- @soos-ramirez-blog

"Soos! Hi! 🥰 Yeah, I did! We can figure out this thing together!" 😘

[triangle-dream-demon]

Hello creature what’s ur favorite color

Well personally I’d say it’s none of your business but you could ask the person who I force willfully helps run this thing. Theirs is purple.

[gravityfalls4life]

Favorite colors of yalls? Mines a nice warm yellow 💛

...Hot pink.

BEIGEEE-

Wendy. Wait what was the question again?

Lasers. OR LIQUID METAL! Does Leopards count as a color?

Flannel.

Okay, okay, I've narrowed it down to aurora borealis, camouflage-

Magic Vision Poster

None. I don't have a favorite color. I don't even like colors. 

Not even rainbows?

Beats me. I've never seen a rainbow.

WHAT?!?

*proceeds with the plot of Mabel's Guide to Color*

*glitching*

"AHAHAHAHAHA- SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE LIKES MY COLOR FOR ONCE! although, I am a neon/bright yellow- NEVER FUCKING MIND."

[vernonicurum]

hello there, citizens of the internet..!!

my name's Vernon, I work at the mystery shack! I figured I'd make a blog too seeing as everyone else has! I'm usually on twitter so don't mind if I'm bad at this haha!

[ OOC : HAHAH!! HEY THERE CHAT!! THIS IS THE MOD OF @grunkle-stanley-pines AND THIS IS A BLOG FOR MY LOVELY OC!! go check out the intro message on my stan blog for more info on my boundary's and linked blogs ]

[ford-telling]

" Uh. Mr. Twin Pines? Are you ok? Is this about the child thing? "

" It's ok, sir, my erm. My childhood wasn't that great either. Rather not talk about it. Uh. Sorry, dude. "

" Mabel's right, tho. Who you were before doesn't have to define your personality or who you are today, man. It's if you keep that dragging during the present. Not saying that you gotta move on, dude! I mean— I'm not sure if I've moved on yet. "

(ooc: sorry if this is too much i didnt mean to)

Ford nodded, sighing as he closed his eyes. He, in truth, had never moved on. And he didn’t think he ever would. “…thank you..”

[cactuskat]

damn, light up Zombie, and with the 80s synth riff

Soos is right, these Zombies are rad (I was actually planning on making a comment on them being rad, when I unpaused for Soos to say the same thing)

As a child I had a crippling fear of Zombies

Because of this, despite my love of gravity falls, I have never watched the season 2 premiere of gravity falls "Scary-oke" aside from a sparse array of clips

So now, you all get the pleasure of my live blogging

[drifting-stars-mabel]

!! READ THIS !!

HIIII GUYSS!!! MOD WAFFLE HERE !!!

Since I'm doin' this silly little bit of tryna find my dipper, I've been thinkin,

I could make separate blogs for them, but talking to myself seems REEEALLLY boring tbh, so this is me inviting anyone to make a blog to go with mine!!! I'm gonna open up my messages so people can talk/ask me if they can take part !!! YAYYY!!!

I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE AS MUCH FUN WITH THIS AS I HAVE !!!

(You WILL be bothered constantly by me if you join because I am desperate for social interaction)

EDIT; I GOT A DIPPER !! Bless!!

other spots are open, ofc! (like Grunkle Stan... or Wendy if someone is crazy like that........... or Grunkle ford(which I may have accidently made into a feral ford mixed with drifting stars combo, whoopsies)

@drifting-stars-dipper

@soos-ramirez-blog (? maybe, unconfirmed but personally idm)

[please check my intro post for other blogs related to this one]

[twilights-stuff]

THE LAST OF US X GRAVITY FALLS AU

First, I saw the whole hospital clip of the HBO show. Then I watched the entire walkthrough of the game. Then I watched it multiple times. Safe to say I became obsessed with this game as well as with Joel and Ellie's father-daughter bond. So of course I had to make a Gravity Falls au. I'm currently planning to draw all characters for this au but kinda stuck with classes rn so that may take a while.

Anyway here are the list of gf characters that would act as tlou people:

Wendy Corduroy as Marlene (it was originally supposed to be pacifica's mom Priscilla but she didn't fit the role so ye)

Sheriff Daryl Blubs as Bill (oop)

Deputy Edwin Durland as Frank( yes I will make these gay officers tragic in this au)

Fiddleford Mcgucket as Henry Burrell (sorry fidds)

Tate Mcgucket as Sam Burrell (poor kid sorry you become a zombie)

Soos Ramirez as Sarah Miller (yep its cruel but hey Stan needs his tragic backstory)

Dipper Pines as Riley Abel (More sibling relationship with Mabel rather than romantic because pin*cest will never happen in this blog no never)

Cathy Crenshaw as Maria Miller(Tommy's wife)

Bill Cipher as David and Kryptos as James

[luvstruckmutt]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ mutt | any pronouns | 22 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

commission info

ʚ🍓ɞ hiiii!! im mutt, a genderfluid femme lesbian self shipper!! welcome to my blog where i spend my time giggling, drawing, and fawning over my f/os!!

ʚ🎂ɞ im comfortable with sharing f/os!!

ʚ🍓ɞ im a big fan of the color pink, stars, aliens, dogs, deer, and horror!!

ʚ🎂ɞ my f/os kind of come from all over the place so i'll try to keep things tagged and sorted!!

ʚ🍓ɞ i would prefer that new followers be 18+ thank you!! i sometimes rb suggestive stuff (jokes, mostly) and don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable! ^^

dni basic criteria + dni pr0ship/c0mship/neutral

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ general tags ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

text: cupid.txt

art: cupid.png

videos: cupid.mp4

assorted self ship stuff: gen

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ romantic f/os ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

samwise gamgee | tolkien | 🌻

sans | undertale + aus

undertale | 🌭

underswap | 🫐

underfell | 🍒

swapfell | 🍇

horrortale | 🧸

dust | 💀

error | 🧵

paladin | 🤺

marshal | 🤠

champion | 🏆

papyrus | undertale + aus

undertale | 🦴

underswap | 🐝

underfell | 💢

swapfell | 🐾

horrortale | 🫎

rusty | 📷

shane | stardew valley | 🌶️

present day misty quigley | yellowjackets | 💉

foggy nelson | daredevil | 🐕

the spot | spiderverse | 🥯

scoria | minecraft oc | 🐖

stanford pines | gravity falls | 👓

stanley pines | gravity falls | 🎱

alphys | undertale + aus | 🧪

underfell | 🧫

undyne | undertale + aus | 🐟

ell | ellsworld/eddsworld | 💚

tamara | ellsworld/eddsworld | 🎸

tori | ellsworld/eddsworld | 🚬

matilda | ellsworld/eddsworld | 💜

mona | oc | 🌕

esther | oc | ☀️

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ crushes ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

furiosa | mad max saga | 🚛

nux | mad max saga | 🔧

laios touden | dungeon meshi | 🗡️

kabru | dungeon meshi | 💭

namari | dungeon meshi | 🪓

charlie | smiling friends | 🧢

agent stone | sonic | 🪨

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ platonic f/os ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

frodo | tolkien | 🍃

merry | tolkien | 🐎

pippin | tolkien | 🛡️

burgerpants | undertale |🍔

soos ramirez | gravity falls | ❓

ink sans | utmv | 🖌️

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ secret third option (hitting them with a big hammer) ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

chilchuck tims | dungeon meshi | 🔐

bill cipher | gravity falls | 🎩

gf!sans | undertale/scream | 👻

danny johnson | dead by daylight | 🔪

dr. robotnik | sonic | 🥚

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ familial f/os ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

frisk | undertale | ✨

jas | stardew valley | 🌹

grogu | the mandalorian | 🐸

mabel pines | gravity falls | 🌠

dipper pines | gravity falls | 🌲

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ self inserts ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

i am unoriginal so most of my s/is are named mutt/molly/m </3

mutt | undertale and aus | human s/i | 🐶

wish | undertale and aus | monstersona | 🌟

twinkle | another undertale sona | 🦄

farmer mutt/molly | stardew valley | 🍓

mutt/molly | gravity falls | 🐺

molly | dungeon meshi | 🦌

barley | lotr | 🌾

m | star wars | 🚀

the barista | sonic live action movie | ☕️

meek | smiling friends | 🙈

mutt/molly | dead by daylight | ✍️

mutt/molly | eddsworld/ellsworlds | 💗

lopper | mad max | 🪴

morning star | spiderverse | 🕷️

sans | sansona/kinsona (NOT SHIPPED WITH ANYONE) | 💤