#Spanish jokes

[adhd-languages]

In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

[royalarchivist]

Mike: I think I know you from somewhere very distant…

Amzet: Yeah, you know who I am? I do know who you are.

Mike: Bobby! Bobby!!! How are you, how are you Bobby? How long has it been?

Mike reunites with an old friend (in another universe)! :')

[abbeyofcyn]

Phantom Pain 2

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P1

It's just frustrating!

...

Am I pushing him too hard to open up? I know it's not his thing but it always helps me when I do

Hey papito, need some help?

He's just been more on his own since he lost his arm. You've noticed it too, right?

P2

It's normal for Donnie to lose track of time and spend all day in his lab

P3

But even he disappears right after breakfast until dinner!

...

Haha ha

Maybe I should try an intervention with them both and Dr. Delicate Touch

Mikey

P4

Raph thinks you should give them time and play this game you wanted to play with me

I love you Raph

...

But I'll still crush you!

HA! Bring it

P5

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[Text] Hey case|

It was just a dream

Deep breaths

That's not how it happened

Come on, brain, it shouldn't feel painful

It shouldn't feel like anything

It's gone

[zeeckz]

[that1notetaker]

How did Narinder and The Lamb meet? Also, have u named ur lamb?

Narinder: Someone reeks of death and not the dying kind whossit. The lamb: Narinder, about to break his self isolated streak, socially handicapped after millenia indoors: Fucks sake Technically they met here at a festival. (literally a fancy excuse for the gods to have fun and devotion to grow. Also another reason.) Narinder was about to make a break for it when the lamb with their weird vibes came in. Also, nope. I don't have a name for the lamb yet. Tempted to name the guy Lamb-o for shits and giggles.

[selens-shits]

Spanish Miku, but she is madrileña

[valyrfia]

also the choice of the pic where charles is literally looking at max with the most intense expression of listening while max is waffling about tyres or what not - the yappers will yap always

charles really said "it's okay we had wild sex last night and we good now"

[gaymaramada]

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish — The Trident

Full short with english subtitles

[becquerel]

im so sad the guy making the 6+ language minecraft server sucks so bad because that is a perfect study for a linguistic anthropology person like me but knowing the person running it it will be a mess and people will be bummed with it in like 20 seconds

[b17ten]

do u guys think gyn has to sit down and give bite a presentation on gender & sexuality 101 because he accidentally says stupid shit without realizing

[shakooo]

I FINALLY COULD DO SOMETHING DECENT than publish sjldjaks ToT It's not the comic (god i forgot how difficult it was to clean them up haha)

BUT buuuuut it's something else, you know IIII LOOVVE truffula flu sooo i have a small project (smaaaaalll) in mind I DON'T PROMISE ANYTHING because it's difficult JASJJAJ but well whatever, HELLOUU GUYS again, how is everything here??!?!

[coffeeshib]

wait doesn't gloria from barbie have a husband?

he only exists to advertise duolingo

[zharizard666]

Seen about the book of Bill yet?

LA LALA LALA

[racingcore]

max sleeping on couch tonight. charles and all their kids are gonna be in bedroom sleeping comfortably.

[pikhachu]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Los Chicos Peleandoooooo

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