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silvyri · 6 years

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I'd never heard if this one for soulmates before! 22 the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate. Spideypool, especially if they don't figure it out at first meet b/c Spidey's pretty honest even when annoyed and Deadpool distracts instead of outright lying usually (and super-bro-code doesn't try to pry into the secret identity)

The one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.

People say the most outrageous lies when they meet a person for the first time to see if they’re their soulmate. Peter thinks that’s what Deadpool is doing, except the man just keeps on saying the most ridiculous things to him even after their first meeting.

“I’ll give you my entire Dora the Explorer DVD collection if you let me lick your pecs just once!”

“I wanna tongue punch your fart box!”

“Hey Spidey, I dream about your juicy ass at least twice a night, and I don’t need to be asleep to do it!”

“I’d give up saying chimichangas if you go on a date with me, and let me tell you, it ain’t no lie when I say that the word chimichangas makes up like 50% of my diary entries each day so I hope you understand how far I’m willing to go for you!”

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in my life, and I was at the Super-Bowl when the Janet Jackson nip-slip happened!”

And Peter likes to think he’s a polite dude. He humours Deadpool for a bit, because yeah, he kind of might like the guy, just a teeny tiny bit, and some of the things he says are rather flattering, if vulgar, and Peter doesn’t have the best self esteem in the world. Sometimes it’s nice to hear he has the booty of a Greek God, and that his knees (why knees? Deadpool you are so weird) are totally lickable. But after a bloody and long skirmish with Electro he’s singed and tired and totally knows that the ten block radius of damage that resulted from the fight is going to be blamed on Spider-Man tomorrow, so yeah, when Deadpool shows up out the blue and starts hitting on him Peter kind of snaps.

“No, I don’t want to take a ride on your disco stick!” He growls, “can’t you see that I’m a little tired here?”

“Sorry, Webs.” Deadpool at least has the sense to look a little ashamed under his mask. “Uh, what I meant to say, is that do you want some help getting home? The Dead-taxi is here, at your service!”

“No,” Peter grumbles from his spot collapsed against the fire escape. “I just need some rest, is all. Away from annoying mutants who can’t seem to shut up and catch the hint that I kind of want to be alone right now!”

“...Sorry,” Deadpool whispers, his shoulders sagging. Peter feels a little sting of remorse, and then squashes it down with a surge of annoyance. “Do you want me to leave?”

And Peter’s irritated and sore and bruised all over but the worst thing is he’s mostly annoyed at himself, because there’s a big part of him that wants Deadpool to stay, to pick him up in his ridiculously muscled arms and cradle him against that big broad chest and take him home and cuddle him of all things, and it’s entirely that small part of him that’s prickly and pissed off about having a crush on Deadpool that makes him open his mouth and say “yes.”

But the thing is, he can’t say it. His mouth hangs open and his lips make the right shape but his vocal chords refuse to work and Peter almost had a heart attack when he realises that he can’t lie.

He can’t lie to Deadpool.

“Spidey?” Deadpool sinks down to his knees next to Peter, and his white stupid panda eyes of his mask are worried. “You’re gonna catch flies like that. Unless that’s totally what you’re going for because you’re Spider-Man and spiders eat flies and you’re trying to go for an authentic image?”

And Peter tries to say, “Iggy Azalea is the defining rapper of the generation,” but all that comes out is “Iggy Azalea is the-” and he chokes on the lie. Tries to say “chocolate chip pancakes are gross and I hate them,” and ends up with “chocolate pancakes are- grnf.” And he sits there, stunned, as Deadpool’s panda eyes go from worried to wide with realisation.

“Oh,” Deadpool says, “you finally figured it out.”

And all Peter can say is, “you knew? What? How? When?”

And Deadpool shrugs. “When we first met and I was singing I Don’t Fuck With You because Iron Poop was hanging about and then I saw you behind him and I choked on the line I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do, than to be fuckin' with you and I’ve never ever gotten the lyrics wrong, not even during Chinese water torture, and that shit seriously fucks with you.”

“That was months ago!” Peter squeaks. “And you didn’t think to tell me that you’re- that I’m your soulmate?”

Deadpool shrugs again. “Just because you’re my soulmate doesn’t mean that you like me. I’d rather us, you know, become friends or whatever because you actually like me, and not because of some stupid soulbond that doesn’t really mean anything except that some higher power thought that we should bump uglies. That shit’s seriously got some underlying non-consensual connotations hiding in there too, like what if I don’t want to have a soulmate and a perfect match or whatever, I could totally be fine on my own, not that I’m saying that I don’t want you because fuckbuckets holy shit I do because you’re amazing and strong and beautiful and good and honest to such a degree that you didn’t figure out that we’re soulmates until now and you don’t like milk either because ew cow titty juice right and you make me want to be a better person and what I’m trying to say is that I’m in love with you not because of some stupid soulbond, but because you’re you.”

And then it’s Peter’s turn to say “oh.” And then it only makes sense to pull his mask off and yank Deadpool close and say, “you should totally kiss me right now,” and Deadpool rolls his mask up so fast he almost takes an eye out and when their lips meet all the hair on Peter’s body stands up and his stomach tightens and something in his chest pulls free and soars.

Later, when they’re in Peter’s shitty apartment and Peter’s lying on naked on Deadpool’s chest in bed and they’re no longer Spider-Man and Deadpool but Peter and Wade, soulmates, he says, “I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out faster.”

“Baby boy, you’re smart but you’re also kind of dumb,” Wade grins, and Peter jabs him in the side and the afterglow dissolves into a tickle fight but Peter’s not mad because yeah, it can’t be a lie, he kind of is. But that’s okay because he’s Wade’s and Wade is his and they’re just two dumb dudes dressed up in skin tight suits patrolling the streets of New York, beating up bad guys, telling bad jokes, eating tacos out of questionable food trucks and being perfect for one another.

#spideypool #soulmate prompt #anon #sorry that this is kind of late #i got stuck with a bad case of writers block #i hope you enjoyed #silvyri writes #silvyri answers #soulmate au #ficlet

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comicsxaminer · 5 years

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nerdywrites · 6 years

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Jean Jacket

Pairing: Peter Parker x actress!reader, Shawn Mendes x reader (platonic)

Summary: Peter has a huge crush on Hollywood’s favorite young actress, but he never expected to meet her.

Warnings: Almost getting mugged, not edited

A/N: I’m going to be at camp for the next week without my phone or laptop, so I’m posting this last thing before I go! This got way longer than I expected, oops. Part 2?

A/N 2: Is it obvious that I’m obsessed with Shawn’s carpool karaoke?

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Peter harbored a love for many songs and movies, but he, unlike several others, didn’t obsess over who sang or acted in them. There was one exception. (Y/n) (L/n).

He had watched almost every single interview she had done, his recommendations page on YouTube was filled with them. All her movies were in DVDs on his shelf, not that he needed to watch them again, he knew every line.

Ned laughed every time the teen’s celebrity crush would be mentioned, he found it hilarious how Peter’s head would shoot up. Or how when they would pass a magazine stand and see her on several covers, he would pause and stare. When they would have a debate on which movie they should watch, hers were always mentioned first. And if her new movie came out, they were the first ones in line to get tickets. Chances are, they would be back to watch it again many times before it came out on DVD.

Ned always told Peter that he was obsessed, but Peter would just decline that fact, normally stuttering in the process.

Ned had come over to Peter’s apartment to finish the Death Star after it had been dropped for the third time (Peter claimed it wasn’t him. It was.)

He walked up the stairs just in time to see May running down them. She stopped just in time to send him a smile “Hey, Ned. Sorry, I’m late to work. Peter’s just upstairs, and there’s a lasagna in the oven.”

“Thanks, May”

When he walked in, he saw Peter sitting at the couch with the TV on as he was scrolling through channels.

“Watcha doing?”

“(Y/n) (L/n) is doing Carpool Karaoke with James Corden and it’s on right now”

Ned laughed again, walking over and setting the Death Star and it’s pieces on the rug in front of the couch before sitting down himself.

Peter got to the right channel just in time to see (Y/n) get in the car and James greet her “Thank you so much for helping me get to work, I got lost for some reason”

She was wearing her signature jean jacket “Not a problem, James”

Peter felt butterflies flood through him.

“So I know you’re not a singer, but I heard you have a really good voice”

(Y/n) laughed again “Who told you that?”

James turned the wheel as the car went to another street “I’ll give you a hint, if we can turn on the radio and listen to a few songs”

She nodded “Oh course”

James reached toward the car’s radio and the first few notes of Shawn Mendes’ song Mercy began playing.

“Of course Shawn told you. But he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.” (Y/n) chuckled and rolled her eyes jokingly at the one she called her best friend, despite the age difference and opposite professions.

“You’ve got a hold on me, don’t even know your power”

Peter stared wide-eyed at the screen, mimicking James’ reaction, as the girl sang along.

“Damn” Ned took the words right out of his mouth “She can sing”

The song continued, and Peter remained speechless as she perfectly hit every note.

“Oh I’m begging you, I’m begging you, yeah”

The radio went off, and James looked over at her “I’d say Shawn does know what he’s talking about”

(Y/n) laughed, suddenly a bit shy at the complement “Thank you”

“The last time Shawn was here, he said that you would not buy a pair of Justin Bieber’s underpants”

“I don’t think I’d buy anyone’s underpants. Maybe Halsey’s.”

He looked over “How much would you pay for her underpants?”

“I’d probably go broke”

He coughed with laughter before the next scene came on, the first notes of Panic! At The Disco’s Dying In LA played.

(Y/n) jumped in excitement “I seriously cannot stop listening to this album”

“The moment you arrived, they built you up

The sun was in your eyes

You couldn’t believe it”

Peter continued to be shocked at how amazingly she sang the song, and how beautiful she looked while doing it.

“Oh the power, the power, the power, of LA”

“So you have an apartment in Manhattan now?”

“Yeah, a lot of future filming, which I can’t say anything about yet, is happening there, and I love the city, so I just decided to look around at apartments for a bit. Then I found one I liked, and the next thing I know, I’m living in New York”

Peter gasped and turned to Ned “Dude she lives-”

“I will not allow you to go stalk her now”

Peter rolled his eyes “I wouldn’t do that” he noticed Ned’s ‘really’ expression “I wouldn’t!”

The car turned again “So you do your own cleaning and laundry and stuff like that then?”

“Yeah, sometimes I have to go up to Toronto to help Shawn with his”

James threw his head back in laughter “Does he pay you to do that?”

“If he did, I might be able to afford Halsey’s underpants”

The interview continued on, and Peter loved every minute if it. He loved her sense of humor, her voice, her incredible acting abilities, how she never failed to compliment others. He loved everything about her.

As soon as it was finished, Ned didn’t hesitate to remind him of what they were supposed to be doing “Alright, stop drooling. Let’s get this Death Star finished.”

Every movie has an intense scene, without fail. These always take the longest to film, and they’re the ones actors are the most nervous to pull off. (Y/n)’s nerves jump through the roof every time, no matter how many times she’s done them in the past.

But the scene that was supposed to be filmed today was cancelled due to one of the main characters being sick and unable to show up, much to (Y/n)’s disappointment. She was prepared to get it over with and expected to leave the studio with it done. But now she would have to worry about it for the next two days.

Her older brother was supposed to come pick her up after both of their jobs had ended for the day, so they could go out to dinner, but that was hours away now and she had no where to go until then.

So she walked out of the studio, baseball cap and sunglasses on, after deciding to spend her day shopping. The problem was, she’d have to walk there, and she gave her security guard the day off because she thought she’d be busy until late that night.

Shrugging, she decided to go anyway, only hoping that no one recognized her.

She managed to avoid the busy streets, taking back ways instead. She loved to look at the view of all the New York buildings without being bothered. She loved her fans to death, but everyone needs space.

That’s when she something cold and hard being pressed against her temple.

“Don’t scream” the voice said “I’ll shoot, I swear”

She was frozen in fear, not knowing what this guy would do, and the absence of people in the street meant no one to help her.

“W-what do you want?”

“All the cash you’ve got. Based on those Maui Jim sunglasses, I know you’re loaded.”

She internally sighed in relief, money wasn’t something she was to worried about giving up. He could have done so much worse to her. She began reaching for her purse before she heard someone yell from behind her.

“Hey! Get away from her!”

Something white and sticky yanked the gun from away from her head, and then stuck the man to a building.

(Y/n) turned around to see someone in a skintight red and blue suit, and she was about to thank him when he grabbed her by the waist and brought her to the top of a nearby apartment building.

Peter immediately turned to the girl, whose face was still covered by her sunglasses and a baseball hat “Are you okay? Did he hurt you?”

Instead of answering, she threw her arms around the stranger “Thank you so much”

“Oh, I-it wasn't a problem”

She pulled away and looked over the edge “The view is amazing up here. I bet it’s cool to be able to see it whenever you want”

“Y-yeah, it is” he still didn’t know who this person was. He swore the jean jacket she was wearing looked familiar, along with her voice “What’s your name?”

She was quick to respond “I’ll tell you mine if you’ll tell me yours”

Peter froze, that was never a response he had gotten before. Normally people jumped at the chance to tell Spider-Man who they were.

She laughed, finally turning around again, “I’m just kidding”

She took of her hat, then her sunglasses, and Peter’s body frozen again. His mouth fell open and his eyes, along with the ones on his suit, went wide. “Y-y-you’re-”

“(Y/n)” she smiled “Yeah. I didn’t know my favorite superhero knew my name”

“I-I-I’m your f-favorite s-s-superhero?” Peter cursed himself for being a stuttering mess, but she was even more beautiful in person.

She laughed at his nervousness “Yeah, you are.” then she looked at her watch, which Peter knew was probably worth more than his entire apartment “Tell you what, I have to go, but how about we meet up again tomorrow?”

“Yeah! O-of course!”

“Great, I’ll see you then, Spidey”

After he helped her off the building, Peter had never rushed over to Ned’s apartment faster than he did, but in his defense, he had to tell his best friend the good news.

#peter parker x reader #peter parker x actress!reader #peter parker #peter parker imagine #tom holland #tom holland x reader #tom holland imagine #marvel #marvel x reader

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cutie1365 · 6 years

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A Kid From Queens Part 4

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Info: CA: Civil War Era. Tony Stark enlists his daughter to find the web slinging spider in Queens.

Word count: 1781

Warnings: I don’t think there are any. Let me know if I need to add something.

A/N: Oof it’s been a while I know... but here we are! Hope you liked it! Comments mean so much to me so please let me know what you think! I’ve got another part coming soon also! This chapter is kinda filler I know but I promise some angst coming soon!

Part 3 | Series Masterlist | Masterlist

“Come on Pete, hop in,” You said, exiting your garage and sliding into an Audi convertible. He cautiously opened the door and sat beside you as you revved it up.

“Do you want AUX?” You asked, slipping on some expensive sunglasses and setting up the navigation on the touch screen in front of you.

“W-what?” Peter asked, he either misheard you or was so nervous he didn’t realize you had started talking, much less that you were addressing him.

“Do you want to play music?” You asked again with a laugh.

“Oh, yeah sure, uh. What do you like?” He asked, pulling out his phone. When the bluetooth signal came up on your display you tapped the icon that said ‘Peter Parker’s iPhone’ and waited for the device to pair.

“I’m not picky.” You informed him.

“Ok, I kinda have an obscure music taste.” He said nervously, clearly wanting to please you and not embarrass himself in the process.

“I kinda get an 80s indie vibe from you.” You teased with a smile.

“Ha I don’t- I don’t know about that.” He let out a nervous laugh.

“Hm, well I’m sure you don’t want to listen to dad’s AC DC he’s got programed in every car so go for it.” You reassured him as you backed out of the car and onto the road.

“Wait... I love this song!” You smiled to him as soon as you recognized it.

“Really?” Peter asked surprised but excited, he clearly was a fan of this song too, he chose it after all.

“Yeah! I remember the first time I heard it. It was summer so I was in the city and not off at school, and I was in one of those rowboats in Central Park with my friend Tom. God that seemed so long ago.” You smiled at the memory. Peter stared at you as you spoke, half in aw, half curious as to who this ‘Tom’ fellow was.

“I’ve never been there.” He admitted.

“To Central Park or the boathouse?” You asked.

“The boathouse, but I’ve never really spent that much time in the park either.” He spoke casually. You noticed he didn’t stutter or waver his voice nervously as he normally did. He must have been getting more and more comfortable around you, at least enough to be himself.

“What? How?” You teased.

“I don’t know. I guess I always kinda just stayed in Queens. I haven’t really explored Manhattan.” He said.

“Oh my god! Peter Parker I’m taking you, that’s decided. I’ll give you a grand upper east side tour, Central Park and all. I need to scout the area for an apartment anyway.” You spoke freely, too freely it seemed.

“What why?” He asked immediately as the words left your mouth.

“Shit, I shouldn’t have said that. I know you won’t tell anyone, but we’re selling the tower in a few months and moving full time upstate. So I’ll get an apartment near 5th.” You began to explain as the last song ended. “Ok ok, I see your Wham! and I raise you: Toto. F.R.I.D.A.Y? You know what to do.”

“Playing Africa by Toto, Ms. Stark.” F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s robotic accent spoke from the speakers of the car. Peter laughed as the iconic song began to blare, fully aware of it’s meme-like status.

“I swear I was going to play that next.” He laughed before returning to your prior subject, “Wait why aren’t you moving upstate?”

“Well I’m not an avenger am I?” You teased.

“I’ll be back and forth though. I’ll run our philanthropy from here and meet with investors and shareholders, then I’ll work in the lab when I’m up there. I just can’t let go of the city that easily.” You answered truthfully.

“Yeah, I get that. I can’t picture being anywhere else.” He agreed.

“Well what about college?” You asked.

“What about it?” He returned.

“Peter, you’re brilliant. Don’t you want to go to Harvard or MIT or something?” You offered, shifting the car into autopilot and turning to face him.

“I don’t know, I mean, I don’t know if I could get in.” He answered truthfully.

“We’ve got pull at MIT. Dad and I both graduated from there, if you don’t get in, which you would, one phone call from me and you’d be set.” You attempted to calm his fears.

“Wait... you’re like 19 how have you already graduated?” He asked, taken aback.

“Oh, uh, well I take after dad I guess. I graduated with my PhD from MIT, then got another from Columbia last year. And I’m 18 by the way. But that’s boring, you could read about it in any magazine, tell me about you.” You asked, attempting to be humble.

“Um well, I don’t know, no ones ever really asked me that before.” He said, looking down to his hands.

“Really? Ok well friends?” You asked him, steering him along.

“Ned. He’s my best friend, and kinda my only friend. That sounds lame hearing it out loud.” He said, getting nervous again, you would have to reassure him.

“Not really considering my best friend growing up was J.A.R.V.I.S., so you’re in good company.” You laughed.

“Jarvis?” Peter asked confused.

“He was my dad’s AI, now he’s part of Vision’s interface. F.R.I.D.A.Y.s kinda taken over his mantle. Ok so Ned, tell me about him.” You smiled, wanting to know more about Peter’s life.

“Uh he really likes Star Wars, like really likes Star Wars.” He laughed.

“I’ve never seen it.” You said.

“What? How?” He asked, taken aback.

“Wait, well, I guess technically I’ve seen The Last Jedi because I went to the premiere with John Boyega. But I haven’t seen any of the other stuff so it didn’t make much sense to me. So what does Spidey do when he’s not being Spidey?” You asked, changing the subject.

“John Boyega? That’s so cool. He’s so cool!” Peter said, excitedly.

“Yeah he is, he’s a friend. Next time he’s in town I’ll let you know.” You laughed, “But you’re avoiding my question Spidey.”

“I don’t know. I like taking things apart I guess, putting them back together. Old DVD players, TVs, computers, whatever I can find out on the streets.” He answered, ignoring the way his stomach did flips every time you called him Spidey.

“So what I’m hearing is that I’ll have to give you a tour of the lab some time. I have free reign when dad’s out working.” You offered.

“That would be amazing. Wow so you’re like just like Mr. Stark then, building things and stuff.” Peter said.

“I’m just a girl with a couple of tools, sometimes I make something that works.” You smiled, once again being humble. You turned to your right peering out as you crossed over the Queensboro bridge onto Queens Boulevard, “Ah the place where it all began.”

“I still can’t believe you jumped off a bridge just to put a tracker on me.” Peter shook his head.

“Hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Let me have my avengers moment, it’s the closest I’ll ever get.” You sighed, placing your hands back on the wheel, turning off autopilot as you got into more and more traffic.

“You don’t have your own Iron Man suit? An Iron Woman suit?” He asked, half teasing, half serious.

“Ha! You think my father would ever let that happen? He barely lets me date, I don’t think I could convince him to let me fight crime or aliens or whatever. I’m more of a behind the scenes gal anyway, I’m more useful behind a computer than in the field. I don’t know if New York needs anymore heros.” You spoke.

“What do you mean?” He asked you.

“Well you know, Queens has you, Hells Kitchen has the Daredevil, Harlem has Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, there’s enough enhanced beings out there, I don’t think a rich unenhanced kid with a few college degrees would be much help.” You said.

“I think you don’t give yourself enough credit.” Peter said.

“I think I give myself just the right amount of credit. I know my limits. Well it looks like we’ve made it to your place Spidey.” You spoke, pulling up in front of his apartment building.

“May would kill me if I didn’t invite you up for dinner.” Peter said confidently, looking at his watch.

“That sounds really great Pete but is there any way I could get a raincheck? It’s just that I’ve slept about 2 hours in the last few days and I just want to get back to the compound take a shower, take a nap, and be there for Rhodey when he wakes up.” You smiled, even though dinner with the Parkers sounded quaint and somehow homey.

“Yeah, yeah of course, I didn’t even think about that, sorry.” He said, running his fingers through his loose curls.

“No it’s ok, its ok. But thanks for the offer, and thanks for being a great road trip buddie. These last few weeks have been kinda rough for me, so it was really nice to just let loose and have some fun.” You smiled, even though you were exhausted.

“Yeah it was actually really fun.” Peter laughed, thinking back on the last two hours.

“Have a nice night Pete, good luck explaining that shiner to your Aunt May.” You smiled and unlocked the car door.

“Well that part I’m used to.” He laughed, now standing in the doorway, about to close the door.

“Uh Pete? Forgetting something?” You spoke before he closed the door completely.

“Uh,” He looks around nervously, were you expecting a hug goodbye or something? He didn’t know so he began to move towards you and you laughed.

“The case silly, but I’ll take a hug if you’re offering.” You spoke, Peter laughed and quickly hugged you before realizing what you said.

“Wait? I get to keep the suit?” He asked slowly, in disbelief.

“Yeah it’s a little big on me. I made this for you Pete, it’s designed especially for you and your powers of course you get to keep it. Friends don’t let friends swing around Queens in sweats. Now get out of here before May gets even more worried.” You smiled.

“Oh my god, thank you, thank you!” He quickly hugs you again without even thinking about it, “Oh sorry I’ll just, yeah, bye Y/N.”

He jumped out of the car holding the silver case, a goofy grin on his face as you waved and pulled away.

Part 5

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Request: Numbers 1, 16, 17, for the top thing. Theydon't have to be in the same fic.

1.“I said I’m hungry, not horny. But now that you mention it…”

17.“The power’s out. We have two options. Have sex, or I got ‘Back to the Future’ on my laptop.”

Request: hi! idk if you've already done this (im sorry if you have!) but it would be cute if peter and the reader could have a movie marathon? like hp or something. i know its not much but I hope you could find somewhere to go with it!

A/N: I decided to combine these two requests because I thought I could make some magic with them. Also sorry, I know nothing about Harry Potter so I didn’t really include much of it in the fic. ~Also, let me know if you want a part 2 to this, (I am open to writing smut guys)~

Word Count: 1355

Warnings: N/A

Part 2

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Peter Parker was one of your best friends. Ned always called him the love of your life, jokingly of course. But, Ned was right. Kind of? You were in love with Peter.

Usually every Friday night, you, Peter, and Ned would ave movie night. Peter would come home early from being Spiderman and you would all watch movies at one of your houses.

Today you were supposed to go to Ned’s house, but he went away with his parents for the weekend so you and Peter had yet to decide what your plans were.

You and Pete were sitting in chemistry working on a lab when your nudged him “Hey Parker what are we doing tonight,”

“Christ, Y/N, you almost made me spill this sulphuric acid,”

You looked up to Peter who had his googles on and was holding a test tube filled with sulphuric acid, going to pour it into a beaker. (Lol I've spilt sulphuric acid on my hands multiple times cause my science teacher would never give us gloves to wear during labs).

“Whoops, sorry,”

“You can come over to my house tonight. Aunt May’s out with friends for the weekend so we’ll have the place to ourselves,” Peter said

“Perfect. I’ll come over around 6pm? And, being the generous friend I am, i’ll bring the pizza,”

“Sounds good,”

After school, you went home and tried to do some of your homework, but you couldn’t focus. Movie nights with Peter (and Ned) were the best part of your week. If Peter didn’t have to go out and be Spiderman you would already be at Peter’s apartment, sitting together watching movies.

But since that wasn’t the case. You patiently waited a few hours before heading to Peter’s.

Before leaving you threw your pjs, and some movies into your backpack. Regretting the decision of promising Peter pizza, you decided to just order some to his apartment.

When you arrived at Peter’s apartment, you knew he would have left the door unlocked for you so you walked right in.

“Honey, I’m home!” You said, walking inside. You dropped your things and walking over to join Peter on the couch.

“Man, its pouring outside,” you continued.

“Welcome home, honey. Yeah, the rain had kind of prevented me from being Spidey tonight. You could have come over earlier,”

“Well thanks for the heads up Parker,”

“Sorry. But did you bring anything for me?” Peter asked

“Bring you anything like what?”

“Well, i’m very hungry,”

“Well if you’re horny I could definitely help you out with that, but I thought we were going to have a movie marathon?”

“Oh my god Y/N. I said I’m hungry, not horny. But now that you mention it…”

You opened your mouth to respond, but before you could get a word out there was a knock at the door.

“Pizza’s here. Looks like that’ll solve one of your problems,”

You grabbed your wallet, paid the pizza man and then brought the box over to Peter on the couch.

“What movies are we watching tonight?”

“I put Harry Potter in the dvd player. You feel like watching that?”

“Sure,” you nodded.

Peter turned on the movie and the two of you sat on the couch. You only made it 20 minutes into the movie when the lights started flickering.

“That doesn’t seem good,” you said.

“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” Peter said, moving his attention back to the movie.

You rolled your eyes, knowing a storm like this would most definitely knock out the power.

Sure enough, a few minutes later the power went out.

The apartment went silent as the tv shut off. You could hear thunder rumbling in the distance. It was pitch black besides the occasional flash of lightning outside.

“Told you,” you muttered.

You didn’t have to see Peter to know he was rolling his eyes.

“What now?” Your asked.

“Well, the power’s out. We have two options. Have sex, or I got ‘Back to the Future’ on my laptop.” Peter said.

“I mean, we already explored the idea of sex so that seems like the best idea. I’m down,”

“If Ned were here would that still be the best idea?” Peter asked

“I mean, if Ned wouldn’t mind sitting out here while we fuck in your bedroom, then sure,” you joked.

Peter laughed “Back to the Future?”

“Sure,” you agreed.

Peter disappeared for a moment, making his way to his bedroom to find his laptop.

There was a loud bang and you heard Peter say “Fuck,”

You laughed, knowing Peter must have walked into something.

“Thanks for asking if I'm okay,” Peter said, walking back into the room.

“You’re spiderman. I’m supposed to be worried about you walking in the dark now?”

“A little concern would be nice,”

Peter came and sat down beside you. You were leaning on him, as he placed his laptop on his lap and looked for the movie.

“Hey Pete,”

“Mmhmm,” Peter mumbled, still searching his laptop.

“You know I wasn’t lying when I said I was down,”

“What?” Peter asked

“I wasn’t lying when I said I was down,”

“No, I heard what you said I just… I don’t believe you,”

“You don’t believe me?”

“No,”

“Why not?” You asked.

You felt like you had made a fool of yourself to Peter. You had just admitted that you would be open to doing things with Peter and all he had to say was that he thought you were lying.

“Come on, Y/N. We joke about this all the time. We joke about sex and being in a relationship and living happily ever after one day. But we joke, I've accepted that that’s not actually going to happen because we’re just friends and you don’t feel that way about me,”

“Have you ever thought that maybe I actually do feel that way about you?”

“Don’t joke about that Y/N, you could never like someone like me,”

“What on earth are you talking about Peter?”

“I mean you’re so amazing, how on earth could you actually like me? You’re just fucking with me. It’s really not that funny,”

“Peter i’m not fucking with you, but I would like to fuck you. Jesus Christ, Peter. I have feelings for you,”

“Wait… you do?” Peter asked

“Yes!” You exclaimed.

“I have feelings for you too, Y/N,”

“So about that ‘best idea’…” you said, raising your eyebrows in a suggestive way.

Peter laughed “I mean, like you said, I’m down,”

“Then what are you waiting for Parker?”

Peter quickly placed his laptop on the coffee table in front of him and leaned down to kiss you. He moved his lips against yours, using his teeth to lightly nip at your bottom lip.

He moved his hands to your waist, so they were slightly riding up your shirt.

You pulled away, “You could at least take me to your bedroom before you tried to take your clothes off,”

Peter laughed, “As you wish, my dear,”

Peter stood up and offered you his hand. You graciously took it and let him lead you to his bedroom.

“Man I am so happy Ned’s away this weekend,” You said.

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A Spoopy Tale In 3 Parts - A Spideychelle Fic

A/N: So Halloween is the best of all time. And this is my attempt to have all my Halloween and Spideychelle. (Inspiration from art and quotes by @suplosers, @littlebastardinredtights, and @spideychelleforever, but what’s new?) Also this is way shorter than I wanted it to be and I’m sorry.

Peter and Ned were excited for Halloween. Not Christmas nor Avengers Event excited, but still excited. And as much as she wouldn’t like to admit it, seeing them so excited made MJ happy too. Maybe Halloween could be really fun this year. Both Peter and Ned had set up a few events in celebration of the holiday. Each of which she had begrudgingly agreed to.

First off was pumpkin carving. Everyone gathered at Ned’s house for the event. A few days before, Ned found an old CD made to provide music for a Halloween Party so they played that while they disemboweled their fruits. (MJ’s favorite term for making Jack-O-Lanterns)

After MJ shut down a battle of pumpkin guts before it could break out and everyone avoided Peter’s knife, even with the Spidey Sense there were a lot of close calls, they were finished. Ned’s pumpkin, to both Peter’s joy and dismay, was had a rough Spider-Man theme. Web like lines surrounded it with the signature eyes carved in the front. Peter went for a more classic design, triangle eyes, small triangular nose, and unlike a normal Jack-O-Lantern the grin was legitimately happy, not evil or threatening. MJ’s project turned out better than anyone could’ve predicted. She decided to recreate the scene where Jack Skellington monologues on the cliff in Nightmare Before Christmas, and she nailed it.

The stars in the sky, the twist of the cliff, Jack himself, it was all spot on. Ned and Peter were blown away. She basked in the glory of being worshiped by nerds as they praised her design until Peter’s attention shifted to her. He was looking at her with absolute wonder, like she had shown him a new world or something. She couldn’t handle it, she looked to the table.

“MJ, this is so awesome.” He said still watching her.

“It’s whatever.” she countered.

“No, really, this is amazing.” He said and Ned nodded in agreement.

She looked up to check, and yep. Peter “Puppydog” Parker was still staring at her like she was the world. She retreated her gaze back to the table. “Shut up, loser.” she mumbled.

A few days later they Peter and Ned arrived at ‘Betty Brant’s Costume Spectacular’. (Her mom made the invitations) Ned was especially excited for this event. The usual trio (Ned was working on a name for them.) organized a group costume theme so they could match. After some debate they decided Star Wars was less likely to bring suspicion on Peter than an Avengers theme. Ned was dressed as Poe and Peter as Finn. MJ was supposed to be Rey but she hadn’t shown up yet.

Peter and Ned waited near the entrance for her so their group could be completed. Suddenly Ned couldn’t stop staring at the other end of the room. “Hey, mind if I do something real quick?” He asked.

Peter shrugged as he tried to see what Ned was so focused on. “Sure, I mean y-” Peter stopped himself once he saw. Ned Leeds was staring at Betty Brant. A grin spread across his face as he nudged his best friend. “Definitely, go talk to her, dude.” Ned flashed Peter a smile before making his way to the party’s host.

Peter stood watching them converse approvingly as MJ finally arrived and made her way to Peter. “Sup dork.” She said.

“Oh hey MJ. What’s-” he stopped again as he saw her. She wasn’t wearing her costume! “Aw, what the hell?”

“What?” she asked.

“It’s a costume party,” Peter gestured around him, “and we planned costumes like a week ago.”

She raised an eyebrow, “I’m wearing a costume.”

“You’re clearly not.’

“I just went off theme.”

“Alright, what are you supposed to be then?”

MJ gave a smug smirk before she even spoke. She said, “The girl of your dreams.” Peter’s eyes bugged out of his head as his jaw shut tightly and he gulped. MJ’s smirk of victory intensified as she grabbed Peter’s wrist and dragged him to another corner of the party. A more private corner.

Lastly was Movie Night, which was on Halloween itself. They organized all the horror movies they could salvage the DVDs for. This time Ned invited Betty as an official/unofficial date. So they sat together on one of the two couches in the Parker Apartment. May seemed to be working with them as she took the only chair. Which meant MJ and Peter had to share the other couch.

MJ blamed it on the cold, Peter blamed it on fear. Ned and Betty could argue both points, but let them live their lie. Any way you want to see it, Peter Parker ended up cuddling into Michelle Jones that night. And nobody put a stop to it for the entire marathon.

Once the final film finished and the lights came on though they scrambled apart before anyone else could accuse them of anything. They talked for a while before Betty realized she should be going home, and Ned offered to take her. May then offered a ride for them both. And if there wasn’t a conspiracy before, there was one once Aunt May gave Peter a wink as she closed the door behind her. She knew what she was doing.

MJ and Peter sat awkwardly for a moment. Eventually Peter realized that they had to talk about this. Making things official. He cleared his throat before asking, “Hey MJ?”

“Yeah?”

“We’re friends right?”

“Oh, Peter,” She said as if she were comforting a child, She kissed his temple which momentarily made Peter melt into a happy goo pile. “Of course not.”

Peter The Happy Goo Pile ended as he looked at her in mock offense, “Hey!” This made MJ laugh for a solid minute. When she calmed down Peter tried to begin the feelings talk properly.

Half an hour or so later May announced her presence with a shout as she entered the apartment. Then she heard scrambling. Looking up she saw her nephew and Michelle Jones in a rather compromising position. She immediately shielded her eyes and shouted “You couldn’t even make it to your room?!”

“Sorry, May!” Peter squeaked. Meanwhile MJ was sent into another laughing fit. It was a good Halloween that year.

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Disney Enterprises Inc Trademark Merchandise Plans For Firebuds, Bringing Back Merch For Original Disney Junior Shows.

Disney Enterprises Inc Has Trademarked Merchandise Plans For The Upcoming Summer Animated Preschool Comedy: Firebuds

This is huge beacuse after two years of absence Disney Direct To Consumer Products has returned to produce merchandise for Original Disney Junior shows who are not based on IPs.

Disney Direct To Consumer Products stopped this in 2021 with the Disney Junior who only got merch where who where based on IP Driven Shows (Mickey Mouse Funhouse, Spidey and His Amazing Friends,Alice's Wonderland Bakery) That's why The Chicken Squad & Eureka! have no merch plans

The merch plans include a soundtrack by Walt Disney Records, Plush Toys,Toys,Figures,Clothes,Acessories,Party Supplies, Books By Disney Publishing Worldwide, DVDs by Walt Disney Home Entertaiment

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A Moment for “The Dark Knight”: EPIC film that goes beyond comics

I would like to introduce my first guest author - Shayan Mannan. The following article is written by Shayan - who is an ADJ reader and also my nephew. At 21, he is a musician, an entrepreneur, a soon to be professional blogger, and a Law & Society student at York University. He just released his first album, the "No Cure" EP which is available on iTunes. Check out his music at his MySpace Page I'm personally into new age music, and after listening to his album (which is electronica) my first comment was "This sounds just like a professional musician. I couldn't have guessed that this wasn't made by well-known artists such as Vangelis or Enigma."

A Moment For "The Dark Knight": EPIC Film That Goes Beyond Comics

The lines were packed to the back of the theater, and Batman shirts and joker-painted faces were out full-fledged. What an AMAZING, EPIC movie.

"So where do I begin...now a year ago these cops and lawyers...” The Dark Knight delivers on all fronts, but let’s get something straight - this isn't your typical summer blockbuster - sure, there's action, but this movie is really a character piece and it explores themes of order and anarchy. It raises questions about morals, society's duplicity, when to cross the line, what is good/evil and looks at philosophical musings.

This is the best Batman film EVER. That title easily belonged to Batman Begins, and how the hell Christopher Nolan was able to continue and make even a better one is a mystery all by itself. This movie is 10 times better; it makes Begins look like, as a friend said to me, "Some bonus feature on a DVD that would be there 'just for flavour.'" Remember, sequels almost always SUCK, so what was done here is nothing to be overlooked.

Christopher Nolan:

This film is dark to the core. Thank you Christopher Nolan. Not only has he revived Batman, he's taken it to levels I don't think any filmmaker who tackles future Batman movies can reach. It makes all the other comic-book movies look like child’s play. Nolan balanced out the screen time decadently and gave both the villains their due diligence (unlike Spidey 3, let's try to forget that one). One of the things that really make it special is the REALISM that Nolan's injected into a fictional character and his world that's made everything believable. I think Nolan and Ledger both deserve Oscars. It's really too bad films like these don't get considered for nominations because "comic-book" movies are looked at as derogatory and something you can't take seriously - which is true for most films, but not this.

I don't know how you go out and make a better Batman film. Seriously. And just like Begins, this was packed with great quotes that you'll remember.

Christian Bale:

Once again perfect, portraying Bruce Wayne/Batman's struggle as a warrior whose city crumbles to the ground after being so close to restoring order thanks to the arrival of the Joker. I agree with my friend that Bale's best times were when he's picking away at his gadgets in the basement or contemplating alone about his horrifying and depressing situation. I'm glad they included a bit more of the playboy Bruce Wayne scenes, and they were hilarious; showing up late on purpose to the party with not one or two but THREE women in his arms, making fun of Dent, and just being an arrogant jackass. I also loved that scene where he sacrificed his Lamborghini to save that dude and then was pretending he has no idea what's going on.

Heath Ledger:

You've heard about how sensational he was, and you really have to SEE it to grasp just how scarily good he was as the Joker. The smallest details, like how he puts down the champagne glass softly instead of throwing it, the slight slouch he walks with instead of standing straight, how he licks his face, his movements in general and his facial expressions add to his creepiness factor. His voice is haunting, and anytime you see him on camera it feels uneasy. The best part is though, is that he's believable because he's human: because if you didn't believe he was human he wouldn't be nearly as scary. Ledger really disappeared into this role, you can't even recognize him. And one of the people in the group I went to see it with really didn't; she had no idea it was Heath Ledger. It's tragic the man passed away, and we'll never see him reprise his role again. Oh yeah, Heath Ledger's Joker slaughters every other Joker before him, including Jack Nicholson's...he makes Jack Nicholson look like...well...a clown.

The joker as a villain - what makes him unique is that he does all the crimes, just for the FUN OF IT: "I don't have a plan. I'm just a...dog chasing a car. I-I wouldn't know what I'd do if I ever caught it!" He doesn't give a damn about money, women, sex or drugs. He just wants chaos, and that's what makes him so scary, because he fits into the type of guys that Alfred explains: "…Aren’t looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." This joker is sadistic, psychotic and just simply psychologically disturbing. And he's so smart and can read people well; he understands how people think which is quite ironic since he's a crazy sociopath.

Maggie Gyllenhaal:

I originally didn't know what to think, but was just happy that they replaced Katie Holmes (she was so awful). Alas, Gyllenhaal was SOLID and has the personality that was originally needed which Katie Holmes could just not fill.

Morgan Freeman:

never gets old. Plays the same guy in every movie? Yes. Does he ever get boring though? Love the playful conversations he has with Bale.

Michael Caine:

plays that father-figure perfectly and provides that dead-pan humor needed amid a serious scene with Bale. He's got some of the best lines when he gives his advice.

Gary Oldman:

I'll let my friend sum this up - "The man's a chameleon. He really just brings the a-game to every role he does, and it really is hard to believe he played Sid Vicious, Count Dracula, and a drug dealer all with the same dedication." Also, remember Hannibal? You know the rich old guy in a wheelchair who had the deformed face because Hannibal peeled it off and therefore he wants to exact revenge on Hannibal? That's Gary Oldman.

Aaron Eckhart:

another brilliant casting. Let's face it, when we originally heard that Heath Ledger and Aaron Eckhart were chosen to play Joker and Two Face, we didn't know what to think. That scene when he's on the hospital bed and commands Gordon to say the nickname that they used to call him started the whole transformation into Two-Face nicely. "SAY ITT!!!!" And his face was nasty, scary, and REAL as hell. Easily throws Tommy Lee Jones off the bench (but that’s not really his fault, Batman Forever was just an atrocious movie in all angles).

Random thoughts:

If I had to pick one SPECIFIC action scene as my favourite, it was when the Batpod goes by Joker's trailer truck and....FLIPS OVER that thing like it's nobody's business, and then the Batpod turns back around off the wall in a slick Transformers way. And I never would've guessed that the Batpod is literally a part of the Batmobile; when it shot out and ejected, that was ABSURD!

That blue flame in the beginning - MESMERIZING.

It was nice to see Cillian Murphy/Scarecrow in the beginning, and although it wouldn't be necessary at all, I would've enjoyed seeing Carmine Falcone as well just because I liked Tom Wilkinson so much in the first one.

The scene showing Batman's bruises on his back was awesome and important - because it reminds you he's only human, not one of those typical heroes who fight a 100 men and don't even get a scratch.

Batman Begins' main colour for all the posters, promo, etc. was beige/light-brownish/yellowish, Dark Knight's was blue.

Thank GOODNESS Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard was back to do the score - neither of these movies would be the same without them. The music was masterful and I'm going to buy the album like I buy a lot of Hans Zimmer albums.

The ending again was left open, and it was dark. My friend summed it up perfectly: "even as the credits are about to roll, you really have to sit back for a minute and think "wait a minute, the good guys didn't win at all". And they didn't. The only one that really comes out ahead here is Joker, accomplishing his mission to show the city just how low it can really go."

For a two and half hour movie, it wasn't long enough - you heard right. It goes by so fast and you're left wanting more. The length is justified with all the complexities involved and giving all the characters a deserving screen time. There isn't a single bad moment; it's hard to criticize anything.

Make sure you see this in IMAX - this movie was specifically MADE for IMAX - they shot several important, long scenes in IMAX and it's something to experience, like those shots of Batman gliding through the sky (and of course the incredible action scenes itself).

Movie of the year. I'm not just saying that because I'm a Batman fanatic; you can't tell me there's been a better film so far, nothing comes close. Granted there's still half a year left, so we'll just have to wait to see. This wasn't just the best Batman movie, it's one of the best movies ever made period.

Don't forget Jonathan Nolan, Chris Nolan's brother who actually wrote the story with him. This is obviously a key reason why this movie rocked.

Sequel:

I want to see The Riddler. I think he'd be sly and DANGEROUS, especially the way Nolan does films. Just think of all the puzzles and mazes he could put Batman through.

I'm going to go see The Dark Knight again. And again.

- Shayan Mannan

First Published: ADawnJournal.com Published on: Jul 29, 2008

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Purple 🔮 & Yellow 🌟

Purple: 10 facts about my room.

-It’s a loft (attic for you Americans) conversion.

-I’ve been in it about 11 years.

-Before we had the conversion done I shared a room with my younger brother.

-I have lots of floor space which I mostly fill with shit.

-On the slanted wall/roof above my bed I have all my comics posters (The cover to Amazing Fantasy #15 (Spidey) a Captain America: Civil War poster, a Deadpool one, one from the Dr Strange movie, and a few Arkham-verse Batman ones) The Spidey one is probably my fave.

-The slanted wall means the posters fall down a lot (sometimes onto my face while I’m sleeping). The paper is really creased and crappy looking because of this but I still love them.

-I have a chest of drawers with all my DvD’s in, with all of my Pop! figures on top of it, and a few Marvel figures.

-My DC figures are on my TV desk, at the foot of my bed.

-I have a basket housing my collection of teddies, that’s been growing since I was like 5. It started with Big Bear, who was my mum’s when she was a kid.

-My wardrobe is a metal frame with a fabric covering, made to look like the TARDIS. I’ve had it since I moved into this room and now the frame leans majorly to one side but I still won’t get rid of it.

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.

-I grew up watching Marvel’s 90′s cartoons. X-Men and Spider-Man were my life. They showed on FOX kids. (Please tell me you guys remember FOX kids?)

-The Spider-Man and X-Men films were also my life. ( I used to play games where I was Wolverine or Spidey, a lot of the time my younger brother joined in).

-I was always drawing, and still have a transluscent purple binder with all of my drawings in.

-I invented, and drew, my own super hero, Lightning Mike...he was p much just me if I had lighting powers and I have no idea why I thought including my name in his secret identity was a clever idea.

-The girl who’s my best friend now, I constantly took the piss out of until I was about 6 or 7. To this day I still have no idea why we suddenly became friends, but she knows me better than most now.

-However, strangely, my best friend from primary school, I stopped talking to as much in about year 9, and now I haven’t seen him in about 2 years, and even that’s just if we bump into each other in the street.

-My mum and dad split when I was about 8, so my grandad ended up kinda as my father figure, and to this day he’s still my idol and favourite person.

Sorry for the long ass post, I just type what I’m thinking and end up ranting :D

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