#Splatoon 3: Side Order

[littlestarcafe]

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[splatoonusna]

Side Order, wave 2 of the Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass, is available now! Become Agent 8 and explore the Spire of Order in an all new single player experience that's designed to be replayed over and over! What mysteries await in the Spire?

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[danndeemo]

‘Sometimes I wonder if Four felt the same way when I came back…’

Bonus variant! Took me awhile to finish this and it’s kinda mid ngl… I forgot abt 3/4 day AGAIN sorry

[thequibblingking13]

ORDER UP!

Beat Side order (and many times since, subsequently) a while ago and ADORED IT so i knew i had to draw a piece of my first run successful run!

Also featuring my Splatoon OC Penny which i have had since Splat1 back in the day when octolings weren't playable but have somehow literally never posted about her until now!

[grugspro]

I got turned into a canned special Pearlie! I'm Canned Special Marina!

[splatoon-confession-box]

i really hope agent 4 will be in side order, like we haven’t got ANYTHING 4 related since forever

[vout-vouniern]

SIDE ORDER: GO Ouch… YOURSELF CHALLENGE

HERE ARE THE RULES YOU PATHETIC CEPHALOPODS

FIRST YOU PICK BETWEEN THE “I HATE THIS” VERSION OR THE “MAYBE I LIKE THE PAIN” VERSION

SPECIFIC TO THE “I HATE THIS” VERSION:

YOU MUST PICK EIGHT’S PALETTE. THE ONLY HACKS YOU CAN ENABLE ARE DRONE GAUGE TURF CHARGE, DRONE GAUGE SPLAT CHARGE, AND FLOOR RESET MAX.

SPECIFIC TO THE “MAYBE I LIKE THE PAIN” VERSION:

YOU MUST SELECT MURCH’S PALETTE. THE ONLY HACKS YOU CAN ENABLE ARE DRONE GAUGE TURF CHARGE AND DRONE GAUGE SPLAT CHARGE. ON THE FLOOR 5 VENDING MACHINE (OR EARLIER, IF YOU SEE ONE) YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY EXCHANGE YOUR SPECIAL.

NOW ONTO THE RULES FOR BOTH:

DURING YOUR RUN, THE ONLY CHIPS YOU CAN OBTAIN ARE DRONE SPLAT GAUGE, DRONE TURF GAUGE, DRONE GAUGE CHARGE, MOBILE DRONE GAUGE, SOUND WAVE DAMAGE AND DRONE BATTERY DROP. AKA, YOU GET Z E R O BENEFIT FROM ANY CHIP YOU GET.

THAT MEANS NO CHEATING GRABBING A KILLER WAIL OR WAVE BREAKER FROM A VENDING MACHINE, ONCE YOU’RE PAST FLOOR 5 THEY’RE BANNED ANYWAY, ALONGSIDE SKIPPING FLOORS OR TAKING BONUS FLOORS.

ON TOP OF THAT, IF AT ANY POINT YOU SEE A DANGER FLOOR YOU MUST TAKE IT. I DON’T CARE HOW CRUEL OR SISYPHEAN IT IS, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT TO THE

FACE

And that should about sum up the rules! The idea of this is to make the single hardest Side Order run possible, where you’re not only getting no hack benefits but also no chip benefits either. Plus with taking easier floors out of the question, it’ll undoubtedly be a struggle all the way through. Oh, and the reason there’s two versions is so you can focus on just playing the challenge and mitigating the RNG aspect if you want, or if you want to super torture yourself with RNG there’s an option there too.

Is this borderline insanity? No, it IS insanity. Am I gonna try this myself? Probably!

And if anyone else tries it, PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT WENT I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE SITUATIONS PLEASE!

[l-i-r-i-e-s]

how hard is side order to play? i haven’t played splat 3 in months and wanna try getting into it again.

[octolingplush]

hi guys i spent an hour on this for an outfit i made. can i stop getting possessed whenever i pick up my apple pencil. thanks

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 2

CΘld StΘrage from Splatoon 3: Side Order

vs.

The Wolf Who Cried Wolf from Adventures with Anxiety

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

CΘld StΘrage:

honest-to-god breakcore. in a nintendo game. that's the big selling point here but i'm also gonna paste an (edited and trimmed down) infodump i made about how well it fits the boss it's made for, Pinging Marciale. Pinging Marciale is a giant ball-shaped clamlike thing with three distinct shell layers that mark its three phases, but the main relevant thing to how it relates to this track is in how it moves. the song has a few sections where it sounds like the beat is bouncing around back and forth and that kind of motion is sorta reflected in the background beat throughout the track, which parallels the boss that frequently bounces around the arena due to the bumpers in it. in general it gives off a stronger vibe of constant movement than either of the other mid-run boss themes, which ties into the fact that the boss gets knocked back every time it takes damage, forcing you to actively chase it down whenever you're making a push to lower its health. the melody that starts at 0:43 really highlights that kind of active chase to me, which i think is very cool.

The Wolf Who Cried Wolf:

This song fits well into the emotions it’s portraying and the scene that it’s heard in the game. Because within that scene, the wolf who’s tied to their human - mentally and living wise - is seeing their human about to make a really bad decision that has a high chance of ending their life. To me, (at least, with the context of the scene) it makes you feel a sense of dread, uneasiness, nervousness, fear, and even desperation. Because for the wolf - within this scene and the song - they are not just worrying, trying to protect their human from the dangers of the world - they’re in desperation for their human to listen to them, so that they (that both of them) won’t probably die from their decision the end. A regular extreme anxiety stating irrational worry and fear to a person to that anxiety screaming for logical fear and desperation for its own human’s life dangling on a string. A plead of survival, for both of them, I suppose.

[toonie-doodle-splat]

I just beat the Side Order a few days ago

I will start posting about it, so watch out for (tagged) spoilers :D

[teamcatple]

we are climbing two different towers in two different games but it's MOLLUSC MONDAY and YUKARI CAN'T CALL OFF ON TUMMYACHES 🍏https://www.twitch.tv/teamcatple🍎

[splatoonusna]

Research indicates that color chips are categorized under several Tones; Power, Support, Range, Mobility, Lucky & Drone. Each color chip grows a different ability, so you're free to focus on strengthening one Tone or try different combinations to create synergies.

[danndeemo]

"Agent 4? Never heard of that guy. Isn't he like... rumored to be dead?"

Drew this on my phone as a last ditch effort. Nothing special sorry

The text on 4 behind parallel canon 4 says: 'It's like I'm never there'

[modern-alebrije]

booyah

[shitpeoplesayinsplatoon]