#Spock is so dramatic

[moltengoldveins]

That’s him, officer, that’s the inhuman neurodivergent-coded character with a deep emotional connection to their found family that they don’t express in conventional ways that’s making me cry, jail him, do it now-

[laney-rockin]

Less than 24 hours in the past and Spock already is being a drama queen. You don't need to die, Spock. Calm yourself.

[vulcan-enthusiast]

The post Star Trek: Beyond Boldly Go comic is such a treat.

Sarek is Nyota Uhura's #1 stan. She'll just be standing there and he'll be like *–* "outstanding."

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s intake of breath/slight straightening of posture when Janeway says she spoke to his family before she left....................................................I can’t speak

[lightshiningforth]

Star Trek: The Motion Picture: *panning over the ship slowly for the 1000th time*

Me to myself, desperately: This movie is the reason Star Trek still exists, this movie is the reason Star Trek still exists, this movie is the rea-

[theavatarspirit]

diagnosing la’an with lesbian

[captainofthestrangestship]

Just watched Spock Amok and it was a pretty fun episode but like do the people writing that episode know what bingo is?? Because they were just following a list and thats not bingo! Also chief Kyle is mean, how???

[cum-roll]

i actually like strange new worlds so much

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[outerspacedunce]

in the tos episode by any other name

jim asks Spock to go into a trance to trick their captors. Spock agrees but instead of idk sitting down or laying down, he just puts himself in the trance standing up, which means he put full faith in relying completely on bones or kirk to catch him when he falls over like a limp noodle

this vulcan istg

[micamone]

also every now and then these days I'll straight up think I'm dying or something and it turns out I'm just hungry

[pegglefan69]

Showing Max TOS greatest hits & having SO much fun

[rebootz]

@spehllman asked:

❝ i was just trying to put myself into a coma so i wouldn’t have to listen to those dipshits trying to talk & breathe at the same time. ❞ for spock

Eyebrows raise in a mild confusion. He is no stranger to such sentiments, for he too found that at times, the bickering that echoed throughout most areas of the ship was tiresome. But. It is a rather strange desire, something so drastic for such a minute disturbance. "I do not believe that is the most ideal method to induce a coma, Lieutenant. Perhaps a trip to sickbay will grant you the peace you seek ... however, I feel I must express to you how illogical this desire of yours is. You are able to remove yourself from the situation should you wish to."

[lunarkords]

'"I'm in love with T'Pring" no bby I'M in love with T'Pring. YOU'RE in love with your JOB. You are so dumb. I love you <3

[trek-tracks]

Imagine this. You're Spock. You've tried not to get yourself emotionally involved with your crewmates. It's not going very well. Your doctor goes and contracts a terminal illness and doesn't tell you (but luckily your captain can't go three seconds without breaking Space HIPAA or whatever exists in the future) and then tries to run away and die on an asteroid. You take out the Instrument of Obedience, privately thinking that it would be nice to have some control over this maniac you somehow care about's actions. You spend Surak knows how much time downloading and translating an entire civilization's medical library to cure him. No problem. It was just an incurable disease. You didn't need to sleep this month.

Two episodes later, another alien civilization tries to check said doctor out like he's a library book and then writes "withdrawn" on his forehead and pretends they don't have to give him back. He tells you to leave to save yourself; he'll stay. Did you mention you decoded an entire medical archive like two weeks ago for---fine. You go through unspeakable emotional violations to put him back into circulation on the Enterprise. It's cool. You didn't need your dignity anyway.

Two episodes after that, your illogical, self-sacrificial doctor mutinies and sedates you--the ranking officer in charge--undoing the fact that, again, how many hours did you spend? Curing an incurable illness because you couldn't let him die? Singing like an idiot in front of a bunch of snickering Platonians with laurel leaves on your head and no pants to speak of?--so he can get himself tortured to death on your behalf. You convince an empath to save him. He pushes her away because he "can't destroy life." Your captain is crying. The shiny force field shows everyone that you're having very non-shiny emotions. Do Vulcans even believe in hell

You think you've finally reached some sort of sacrificial detente. It's been a while. Neither of you have died on the other's behalf. You've both had to save your captain a few times, but that's normal. All in a day's work. Then said captain wants all three of you to check out a mysteriously abandoned library of time periods. You should have figured you would wind up in some sort of frozen wasteland with your doctor and no perceivable way to return what you'd borrowed. Well. At least there's the two of you so that you can keep an eye on--

He falls down in the snow. His hands are blue. "Go on without me," he says, dramatically. "Alone, you have a chance."

yeah I'd strangle that fucker against a cave wall too

[thedoubteriswise]

screenshotting because this person is correct and having fun so I don't want to harsh their mellow, but to me it Does Not Count if it's new guys playing them. I'm so sorry. if you make a high budget star trek where kirk and spock are played by dudes who are 2020s handsome then they simply will not be in love the same way. I don't think jim can literally glow at spock if he's not played by a 60s pulp novel cover looking guy who is perpetually sweaty, on actual film and under soft yet dramatic lighting. doesn't matter if he's a good actor. bill shatner isn't a good actor. that's not the point because he can do one thing, and that thing is look twitterpated and say shit like "why, mr. Spock! 😍😳🥰" And Yes You Can Hear The Emojis even though they hadn't been invented yet. no one is ever going to get spock right other than leonard nimoy. no one has his weird little stance and precise combination of warmth and creaturely vibes. no one else is going to wear basic purple eyeshadow with the unaffected confidence of a no-nonsense 70 year old woman who's been wearing her red lipstick and tasteful dash of mascara since she was 16 and just considers it part of getting dressed. where am I going with this. Oh yeah basically I don't care what 21st century reboots do with them because I Do Not Know Those Men