#Stables and Secrets

[foldingfittedsheets]

I got asked the other day if my job was a front for money laundering. It was a really fun young couple and it an absolutely blindsided me. So instead of my polite retail laugh they got an insane bray of astonished real laughter which utterly delighted them.

“Have you never heard that before?!”

I wheezed for a minute before gasping, “No! Why would I have???”

“Well because these stores are always so quiet but there’s a million of them!”

My coworker popped his head over the desk and said, “I get asked like once a week about it.”

That sent me laughing even harder until I finally got myself calmed down enough to say, “I hope it feels good that you got to be my first.”

From their wide mischievous grins, it did.

[oursecret87]

Inspired by @jorvikwildhorse i decided to draw one of my own jorvik wilds- Vulture.

[numberonegemboy]

me rewatching life series constantly but not being bothered to catch up on the latest hermitcraft episodes is such a mood

[alaraxia]

mini me banner I made originally with the intention of using it for my ko-fi account, but I realized I don’t have the energy to keep something like that meaningfully updated, so now it’s just a general banner for my socials if I feel like it

[vanilleva]

manifesting my summer 2024🤞🤞(also the will to live by then)

[certifiedlavendarmenace]

I love having canonically queer characters because it always adds flavour to their descriptors. Yes I could call Wan a mess but she's not just any mess she's a lesbian mess. Similarly Lada isn't just dumb she's a dumb lesbian and Lestat isn't just and icon he's a bisexual icon which makes him 10x more iconic.

[marsneedstherapy]

who needs therapy when I can just read flf for the 14th time!

[groundbreakingdot872]

but what if when Merlin becomes inducted as Court Sorcerer under Gwen’s rule, all the Camelot staff tell him they’d actually known all along…

And what if!! they’re all wiping away tears at the ceremony, proud smiles on their faces WHAT THEN

[bluethesheep-w]

Look at him

And the poppies and lilacs ! Ahhhhhh

I can't wait for episode 8

[rootsinthefuture]

[oursecret87]

'23 Halloween Illustration: sso's Laverna Horse (his name's Phantom)

[angeltism]

why the fuck are people i do not know interacting w The Blog it says in the pinned that will land you and instant block. can you read /nbh

[br1ghtestlight]

since its zekina week here's a preview of tina and zeke's kinda sorta first kiss?? from chapter twelve of my zeke fanfic. Both of them are doing this 100% entirely platonically btw theyre too stupid to even begin to see each other romantically <3 it would take at least 37 more chapters before they could allow themselves to actually see each other in that way. And emotionally it isn't the right time for them to be in a relationship anyway

[atlantis-just-drowned]

I re-discovered my old diaries yesterday and that bitch has been talking about the voices in their head ever since they were 11

[r34needfulthings]