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dreamyfreakout · 8 months

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i turned in my work laptop RIP end of an era

#the era of weird tech startup office job that was kind of in the music industry but not really

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benchwarming · 3 months

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what if i just quit my job. like what if i just......quit it.

#it is by no means the worst job i've ever had #there has not been an inciting event or issue #i am just simply Done #i left my last job at a global corp. to go to a small startup #last year a different global corp. acquired the startup #and now i'm right back in the kind of work environment i hate #and for what. to what end.#bench thoughts #ugggghghghhhhhh

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tehnakki · 11 months

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I had to take one of those dumb startup EQ tests where they show you people's faces and you have to judge the emotions. Imo, these kinds of test are some utter bullshit especially because I'm pretty faceblind when it comes to actual humans but I'm an ace at these tests. But the COO was impressed at my perfect score (lol) so I'd like to share my "special knowledge ™️".

At the beginning of these tests there's usually a tutorial of some kind. In that tutorial they'll give you the full range of emotions on one or two people's faces. Take a minute to map each face to the emoji it most fits and pick out what the characteristics are that make it that emoji.

For example: happiness 😁 Characterized by scrunched eyes and a big smile

Sadness. 😞 A frown and usually droopy eyelids, mouth closed.

Fear 😟 droopy face but the mouth is open

Anger. 😡 Wrinkle between the eyebrow from scrunched brows. Mouth small.

Disgust. 😕 Looks like anger but with an asymmetrical mouth

Once you are sure about what the 6-ish emotions they will be using are, focus ONLY on the criteria you develop when making your initial guess and then do a quick check you aren't being racist or sexist. For example, if you think a black man is angry, double check his brow actually has a wrinkle and that his mouth his symmetrical. No wrinkle? It's fear, mouth is asymmetrical? It's disgust.

One thing I've definitely noticed over the last 10 years with these stupid tests is they've gotten better at not being racist so they will try to trip you up with people of colour giving neutral face but because they are put next to a white face you are tempted to see an emotion there that's not.

Anyways good luck if you ever come across one of these things and just know, you've got more EQ in your pinky finger by virtue of being on this webbed site than the makers of this ridiculous tests have in their whole bodies.

#job hunt #startups #eq test #emotional intelligence

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powderblueblood · 8 months

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i do not want to work in tech I WANT to work in a haunted movie theatre you fucking dullards

#i hate interviewing for jobs that are like three seconds from being rendered obsolete by the robot uprising #‘im so burned out from startup culture’ I should be glad handing gangsters at my burlesque revue what the fuck #’marketing’ KILL your self!

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pikslasrce · 7 months

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im going to do it for real this time (drop out and get a job)

#my bro got himself a job at some idk tech startup that works w u.s. moving companies and theyre still hiring so im thinking like #what the hell ill give it a shot id have to get training first anyways so if i dont like it ill just say 'this isnt for me buh bye'#and i mean. i could always quit after a few months etc. but uni?? im quitting that shit for good i am NOT coming back...#ill just wait till october and then just. not enroll for the next year..#which also gives me time to use the lovely student benefits (health insurance) before i drop out...#ive been putting off making those appointments so like. best to take advantage of it while i still can #and also the plan is to take a graphic design course or sth so i can have at least an online certificate or sth for employability #so if all else fails im going into graphic design and illustration NOT CLICKBAIT. hopefully some ppl i know could even get me into somewher #hashtag networking pays off #piksla.txt

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glacier-shrimp · 1 month

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good news: I have acquired a Job

bad news: less time to mess around on tumblr dot com 😔

#and less time to do art 😭😭😭#but that might make me faster??#idk. we'll see. maybe I'll be so exhausted that the hyperfocus will fizzle out #but yeah! the Job Era has begun I guess #wait i never said what the job actually is lmao #it's a game programming position #at a v small startup #it'll be an adventure I guess???

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 2 months

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The eternal tension between genuinely wanting to watch/read good horror media and wanting to sleep for the next week.

#I was trying to watch through HBomberGuy’s pathologic video again #because I do really genuinely like Pathologic and I think he does a good job of explaining why it’s cool #but I had to stop about 15 minutes in bc the anxiety thoughts started and I clicked ‘it is late at night’#‘if I keep watching I will not sleep’#I wish I had thicker skin when it comes to horror #even little things get to me p bad even when they’re not related to any trauma or anything #like there was this one game that the sleepover society played through #it was rly cool and I loved it bc it has that old Win95 aesthetic #complete w/ DOS startup interface showing up each in game day #old outlook style email #it’s so fun #but it is a horror game. even though the horror is 1) clearly implausible to real life and 2) not Smth that’s related to anything religious #it’s abt a pest company that fields calls and at first it starts normal #you get calls and you have tabs to click on abt different pests like raccoons and ants and stuff #and some stuff for like. black mold. house problems you might mistake for pests.#and then it nosedives into ‘tiny creatures that live and your walls and if you don’t give them offerings they turn into boggarts and eat you #or fae which claim your house and swallow you alive’#and that’s genuinely cool worldbuilding and I liked it and I loved the ending of it #but I did struggle to sleep for days afterwards bc I got irrational thoughts like ‘what if the pretend glowy fungus is real’#bc a lot of the horror creatures were stuff that you explicitly wouldn’t notice or would write off as being poor memory or regular pests #like plucking your dreams out of your head or a mirror making you forget who you are #spookie. to me. and I know that’s the point I just feel like it’s the equivalent of calling paprika spicy.

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consolecadet · 18 days

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Worked (manned a table associated with a photobooth and took photos, though mostly behind-the scenes ones) Worcester Pride for ~4 hours and now I'm so exhausted. It wasn't even hot out, that was just a lot of socializing and being on my feet for me. Really nice to see lots of other queer people out in public though

#the other photographer (chelsea) is really nice #and a lot more energetic and outgoing than me #I am really not cut out for public facing events of this nature #this is a lot better than day-job events bc it's random queer people instead of Hardware Startups and Manufacturing Businesspeople #but it is usually outdoors. which is worse for my body personally #boring text posts #job

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mxgoldenwood · 29 days

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I'm about 6 weeks from finishing my very last course before graduating with a BA in English and y'all I have to tell you. I'm feeling The Anxieties real bad. and. trying to come up with a plan for what to do next is deeply overwhelming....

big "you better watch out" vibes and no idea how to tell that inner voice to shut the fuck UP so I can focus on planning

#no queue only post #text post #personal #anybody want to hit me up with a game studio startup plan and an offer of employment? no?#FUCK I guess I'll have to do it myself #it's either that or reenter the Job Market the old fashioned way and the very thought of that makes me want to [redacted]#meantime while I'm figuring it out and student loan payments will be coming due any time now I guess uh #watch this space for some commission announcements or something probably

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interviewsecretss · 3 months

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ardentpoop · 3 months

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what are you trying to say to me.

#no need to be of APIs! early stage appetence.#okay <3 yay <3 #also classic redflag startup job description lmfao

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mrsashengrotto · 6 months

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mrs. ashengrotto my graduation is years away(i am literally in my first year) but i kinda wanna get a headstart on this so here i go!

my big dream rn is to own a bookshop/cafe when i graduate but idk how to run a business, any tips for me to write in my lil notebook?

If not then its fine, just thought id ask! Also hope ur day is going great and if its not i hope it gets better!

Thank u

-@nrcbookclub

Youth truly is a wonderful thing, isn't it? If you dream of owning your own business, the one thing that's most important is to save money.

Please - you won't regret it. Save as much money as you can. Start now if you must. But make sure you have starting capital. You may succeed with perseverance and brilliance, but if that takes time, or if that doesn't happen, you don't want to be dealing with poverty. This is easier if your parents are wealthy - they'll be able to lend you the capital like I did for Azul - but if that isn't the case, you ought to save now.

Regardless, I'm doing lovely! I hope you are as well!

#twst rp #twisted wonderland #mama ashengrotto #ooc: brought to u by my dad who has a tech startup and always told me how he can only do this bc he worked #at his job and saved for so long

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mossflower · 3 months

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like here’s the thing i don’t hate my job. icecream is a sensory nightmare and i can’t deal with heat whether that’s weather or the grill mounted at face level that’s hotter than the fucking sun. but i like doing coffees and drinks and nattering away to customers and when i’ve done a good job i’m genuinely quite happy with myself

#im alright with customers because i don’t have to see them all the time and there’s like. a script to follow?? kinda??#the nerves kick in w coworkers tho. but they’re genuinely quite nice people #anyway back on track. i do think i could see myself doing this like. as a job long-term if it was my own place i ran #like if i did mostly drinks and also had a fan for when temperatures are Too Fucking High. i would probably actually enjoy it!!#like i’m getting my degree. that’s non-negotiable. afterwards i still don’t really know what i’m doing #maybe i stay at uni maybe i have a gap year maybe i get a job. maybe i become a writer (probably not but i can dream!!)#but if i could find a way to foot the startup costs of my own cafe spot?? like they’re probably unattainably high let’s be real #but yk. add it to the list ig <3 #morganposting #i say this like i’m good at coffees. i’m not i’m mediocre. and not really supposed to make them for customers #bc i’m not properly trained. but i can do the basics and they’re soooo fun honestly #i mostly serve customers which i also like doing. beats icecream + the grill of death by a country mile

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foundationsofdecay · 6 months

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but jesus fucking christ the money and openings really are all coming from ai and startups (moreso when it’s both)

#ai startup with an opening that i suoer qualify for thats double my current salary at the base. like are you kidding w that #job hunt diary

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databent · 7 months

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[pained wailing emoji]

#.pdf #rd #THE REST OF THIS IS JSUT ME WHINING. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE #i dont wanna go to work ‼️‼️‼️ i feel like i am nearing a breaking point i am sofucking burnt out #every time i go to work. my brain gets Scary at me. stresses me out. dont like it ☹️#im supposedto be going in tonigjt but im dreading it sososo much #my work hour options have changed from “fully flexible” to “7am-9pm only” whcih yeah i know that doesnt sound that bad. but i have non-24 #(circadian rhythm disorder that makes me sleep progressively later every day circling fully around the clock over ~3 weeks or so)#and bcos of it often i have to force myself out of bed in what my body thinks may as well be the middle of the night just to get to work #and then i dont ever get enough time to recover from that to actually let my sleep fall back into its natural schedule wjich is the only #time i feel properly rested. so essentially im chronically sleep deprived which is making me chronically stressed and way less productive #i just reslly really want to fucking save up a little money and just Not work for a week or two. bjt. with my sleep bullshit i cant really #work enough to be able to put anything aside. at all #so. kind of an unrealistic desire i guess. lol #ive been feeling like this ever since like early january when i was told i ahve to stick to a more normal schedule. & its only getting worse #idont know i just wishthere was something i could do that was fully flexible on timing but also doesnt havw the kind of workload that would-#-stress me out like basically anything with longer-term projects so ykmow Most flexible schedule jobs.#i do have one thing in mind i could do on my own but its dumb and probably wouldnt make much money and has startup costs i cant afford rn..

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writersvalley · 5 months

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https://bit.ly/LifeHackerz

7 Habits of People with Low Self-Esteem

#poster #startup #sales #marketing #content writing #online jobs #part time jobs #stock market

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