#Stoat speak

[hrokkall]

Mannequins when you walk into the Garden of Forking Paths

[stoatdad]

hello! my name is geoffrey (he/him), and i’m a stoat that can read!

i’m a fictive from d20, as you can probably tell from the mustelidic theming of this blog. i’m part of the @merlynic system, and i’m essentially here to hang out and love a lot :]

i do make an effort to tag things such as gore and child death (syntax: “[topic] cw”), but don’t hesitate to shoot me a message if i slip — i promise to only bite in play!

happy trails!

[camellia-thea]

so.... i finally started watching burrow's end

[brennan-lee-mother]

I’m rewatching Burrow’s end and the line “I can’t help but notice we’re in a setting that probably doesn’t have [undead]” coming from TULA of all people?

Jail for mother! Jail for a thousand years!!!

[riondisease]

[lovevalley45]

diversity win! the mutated stoats leading the police state society in an abandoned nuclear energy plant use they/them pronouns

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR BURROW'S END EPISODE 9!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Burrow's End"

Episode 9

Timestamp: 12:25

Video Length: 3min. & 50sec.

We don't speak Stoat, We speak Human!!!

MY BRAIN LEGIT DIED WHEN THIS CAME UP IN THE EPISODE!!! 😭😭✋✋ MY BRAIN HAD JUST A STRAIGHT-UP MALFUNCTION!!! Literally Jasper's facial expression was mine too when that happened!! 😭😭✋✋💀💀

I love how Thorn literally tells Tula that they shouldn't go up to the humans and be like "hey buddy" because it ruins their element of surprise but LITERALLY THAT IS EXACT WHAT VIOLA DID when she went up to the human and went "HEY GIRL! HEY!" Literally doing the EXACT OPPOSITE of what Thorn and Tula were discussing about in this moment earlier on in the episode! 💀✋ Like y'all! 💀✋

Also, Bennett offering Tula the thimble of water at the end of this scene was so cute as well!!! 🥺🥺❤️❤️

[my-clerical-gnomance]

REALY CONSIDERING CHANGING MY BLOG NAME TO STOAT-POPE-YURI RIGHT NOW

[alittlewarlord]

i dont usually post theories on here buT IF WENABOCKER IS HAVING A BEAR SITUATION AND PHOEBE'S PILOTING HIM IM GONNA SCREAM

[spinaholi]

“they got rats cooking in the kitchen” oh yeah? well we got stoats making nukes in the nuclear power plant, we are not the same

[hrokkall]

Happy anniversary to Act II: Imperfect Hatred. Gabriel has officially been out of the closet for one slutty, slutty year

[stoatdad]

the host telling me "mustelids super cannot eat chocolate" while i make brownies is like ok. cool. i have a human body now though so i can do whatever the fuck i want

[camellia-thea]

i love them your honour

[crabbarts]

stoats are rodents?? I thought they were a type of lizard 😭😭 I have to seriously revise my mental image of dingeye and thura and the other stoat characters in salamandastron

[weaverlings]

so ermine went to bother bitsy by giving her a little hug and bitsy's response was to get cozy and drape herself over their arms so they were stuck leaning over to hold her

[crepuscular-coyote]

After a couple months free of my anti-psychotic, I can hear Marion again! I need to work on our connection and communication, but it's good to have him around again.

I am pleased to be back not only with Orias, but with you all as well. Thank you for taking care of him in my absence.

I know I've used it before, but it's one of my favorite stoat photos. It looks so much like him!