#THE BAR WAS LITERALLY UNDERGROUND

[goodluckdetective]

Laughing at the durge romanced Astarion convo after the final fight when they discuss what’s next:

Astarion: I am now once again restricted to the shadows are you sure you wanna stay with me?

Durge: *spent a good portion of their life living in the sewers of a major metropolitan area*

Durge: Yeah, I can handle that.

[b4kuch1n]

blood loss edition

[synelven]

tell me im a bad man kick me like a stray

(ceres when she was 16 and 32)

[shikai-the-storyteller]

QSMP Creators: *treat each other with basic human decency and respect and talk out their problems*

Me every single time without fail: THEY'RE AMAZING FOR THIS

[derp-craft]

I spent far longer than I'd like to admit trying to make this purely aesthetic lil tea bar automated before I gave up and made it only partially automated. Plus some interior shots of the other side. Decorations pending lol

[knifegremliin]

sometimes i look at my laptop and i just think. god, imagine how you would be if you were windows 7.

to clarify, i fucking love my laptop (even if he keeps wanting to physically break on me). mik is my baby. he is the best running laptop i have ever owned in my entire life. going on 6 years and still going Strong. but imagine.... imagine if windows 7....

[bibleofficial]

leaving the hospital in the morning & i finally get to go back to wales & i can’t wait i rly can’t - the belgians i’ve met have been wonderful [for the most part] but the rape has me panicking even seeing the roads and the buildings

[rattrapdadfigure]

I am disgusted ew. Jennifer Nocturne just kissed a CHILD on Ben 10 UA. She kissed Ben.

It doesn’t even matter if he’s 18. Still ephebophilic .

Wtf is wrong with this society, the bar is so fucking low. How hard is it to have a KIDS show with no pedophilia in it???

What happens when a kid sees this show? Are they supposed to feel honored and special to have been preyed on by an adult who knows better? Are they supposed to be grateful you m/lested them? Seriously WTF

[sweater-equestrian]

im gonna rant about dogs again.

there are only five options to get a dog (at least, in my area).

1) be rich. do you have a house in the country with a large fully fenced in yard? are you able to travel anywhere or ship puppies to your doorstep? can you pay over $5000 for a puppy? boy are you in luck! you will easily find a good dog from a good breeder.

2) be well connected / already active in dog sports. you will know every good breeder in the area and actually be able to trust them. you will be able to get a great dog somewhat easily, even if the wait period is long.

3) be able to jump through rescues hoops / and also be a home owner. I don’t know about yall, but as someone who lives in an apartment, most rescues won’t adopt to me. those that do only tend to have breeds of dogs my apartment does not allow. oh you wanted a certain breed? you don’t / can’t have a husky, german shepherd, cattle dog, or pit bull? haha, you’re not getting a dog. (breed rescues do exist, however again, good luck finding a dog that meets both landlords rules AND a rescue that accepts you. while you’re at it, enjoy the non refundable $50+ fee just to apply online, as well as having to submit 2-5 references)

4) have no morals / puppy mill. you can always try your luck with a petland puppy or a puppy mill! enjoy your sick $2,000 puppy who will die two weeks later though.

5) craigslist puppy / byb. genuinely the easiest way to get a dog. wont cost much, wont be health tested, but at least its not a mill. and at least the person will actually give you a dog. not ideal, but genuinely the only option for.... too many people these days.

[yiifu]

i thought he was cutting an egg on his sword but he's just dusting it

[awordbroken]

do not disturb, thinking about the first time baby hope does the up arms to pick it up thing at mr fires and fires unthinkingly picks it up like it's the most natural thing in the world.

[cruelsister-moved2]

i want to talk abt my manuscript but im too shy idk how people just casually share their soul like that but anyway I think there should be more stories about butch women who are sopping wet kittens that were found abandoned in a cardboard box 

[fecto-forgo]

if i had a nickel everytime 1931 renfield played by dwight frye inspired a renfield in a comedic adaptation id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but scares me neither are good when hes the funniest guy ever

[aldieb]

i’m way too sad for 2 days before christmas tho. annika’s flight got cancelled obviously and my brothers are not thoughtful or kind to me or my mom. moping

[areyoudoingthis]

fuck it I've adopted the method of choosing not to worry about it and hoping for the best before and it's worked out great so maybe everyone is right and my parents won't be dicks about my transition

[charliespringsleftconverse]

On today’s realization of the day.

If you don’t have any expectations for people, they can never disappoint you, they can only surprise you.

You’ll find that you’re never angry with people because you never expected them to do the thing you asked of them. You’ll find yourself happily surprised at the fact that they even did it.