#THE EYES?? THE MFING HAIR??? THE SMILE HOLY SHIT

[xanaxan]

not to be nsfw but I’d lick the sweat off his thighs

[neoheros]

sneaking out headcanons feat. gym 3 squad ♡ — also this is all gonna be set in an au before or without the quarantine, so don’t leave your house please!! social distancing is important and people are dying!!

kuroo tetsuro

listen LISTEN

sneaking out is terrible and you should never do it because it’s dangerous and risky

and you as the woke and understanding gen z that you are definitely respected that

but , BUT , BUUUUT !

the minute your boyfriend snapped you a photo of him in his car with him rubbing his tired eyes captioned “couldn’t sleep, dreamt of u”

your morals were OUT THE WINDOW and now it was your turn >:// !!!

kuroo: i know it’s 4 am but what’re the chances you’d hop out for a quick trip to chick-fil-a 👉👈

you, purposely taking two minutes to reply: why are you still awake

kuroo, who knows you like the back of his hand: babe don’t lie to me, it’s embarrassing for the both of us x

so you agree !! because it was kuroo, the love of your life, the man you’d simp for, and he’s paying for food so hell fricken yeah

you throw on a hoodie, lock your doors, fluff up the bed to make it look like someone was sleeping in it just in case and you gently make your way towards your window

due to personal reasons, you want to pass away

you suddenly remember why you hated sneaking out and boy — the food kuroo was buying you better be worth it

the only way you were actually gonna get down from your two story house that idiotically doesn’t have a roof ledge was if you grab onto the tv satellite that latched by the sill

from your window you see kuroo’s car parked by the trash cans near your house and he’s got his windshield down signaling at you

mfer pulled out his phone from his pocket and waved as he zooms closer to your figure and he SMILED ?

you were in a dilemma?? and he had the audacity???? the fricken audacity???

kuroo, snapping you the vid he took: babe please you’re so cute you look like a tiny gremlin

you: had me in the first half, not gonna lie

it was a MOMENT for you !! but you just say what the hell and go for it anyways because you only live once apparently and sneaking out with your boyfriend at 4 am was better than sleeping

you grab onto the satellite ridge and you pray for mercy that it doesn’t make a sound or loosen up because if anyone found out you were doing this it was definitely kuroo’s ass on the line

while you’re struggling to get down, kuroo’s just in the car ??? laughing his ass off at your current state and you swear that he’s still taking photos

you get down on the cement safely and instead of him pulling up closer to your drive way naaaah he makes you walk to where he was at 😤

you, getting in the car: if i dump you by the end of tonight, just know that the only reason why i didn’t do it sooner is because i wanted food

kuroo, putting on your seatbelt: we’ll get back together in the morning, i’m not worried

so the two of you make your way to chick-fil-a, get food via drivethru and eat in the parking lot with the doors open and the windows down

he still looks very tired and before you even realize it it’s already 6 in the morning

you catch him yawn every few minutes and he always reassures you that he didn’t mind staying up this late :(

he’s baby

kuroo: lets get you home, are you gonna dump me yet?

you, kissing his cheek: no, i kinda love you

kuroo, less sleepy with a lazy smile on his face: aha simp

tsukishima kei

bro if you think he’s a goody two shoes boy who won’t ask you to sneak out at like 2 in the morning , you are so wrong

canonically, he is the most devious and logical character in the entire anime and if he wants to go out with you before the crack of dawn — he fricken will !!

he’s gonna be so sly about it too, nah, he gon make you think it’s your idea to sneak out

tsukki, texting you a tiktok of homemade shrimp rotini at 2:35 am: look what yamaguchi sent me

yamaguchi, who fell asleep three hours ago and absolutely is not in any state to send tiktoks:

so you’re there like ??????

bruv you were just tryna scroll through your twitter feed in peace, why the hell would he send you that like that’s so uncool

because now you were sleep deprived and hungry

you, close to tears: does your house in hell have a pool or

tsukishima, unnerved: i don’t like the concept of swimming

he’s gonna go on about how he didn’t realize what he did and how he’s kinda sorry for waking your hunger but you weren’t born yesterday !! you smelled BS !!

so you facetime him, ready to go off on how unsorry he is and you can already imagine the shit eating grin he must’ve had on

he answers after three rings and he’s in a MFING yellow hoodie with the dinosaur print in the middle, his hair neatly tucked and you just know that he’s got his keys on his fingertips

you, defeated: i’ve been played

tsukishima, heading out the front door: i deny all accusations

you’re not even upset though because this was a perfect opportunity to try the stability of your roof ledge and tbh? who wasn’t unreasonably hungry at 3 am

turns out climbing out your window was harder than you thought and you may or may not have gotten two new bruises on your wrist just by trying

safe to assume that you fell on your ass and since the universe has a particular hatred towards you, your boyfriend arrived at the perfect time to witness all of it

tsukishima: how are you gonna kiss me when you’re too busy kissing the ground

you, tears on your cheeks: if i wanted a bully instead of a boyfriend i would’ve SAID SO

when you get in his car, the first thing he does is ask if you’re okay though and he’s checking your wrists and hands for any scratches or bleeding because 🥺

tsukki: you’re such a clumsy idiot what the hell

tsukki, kicking down the pavement when you’re not paying attention: 💢🪓

you guys end up going to numerous places because most of the drivethrus in town were already closed

you see him get tired behind the steering wheel and you almost have the urge to offer to drive but you didn’t really feel like crashing his car any day soon so

you: lets just head to starbucks hm? get some coffee?

tsukishima, feeling bad because he knows you wanted to get food: we don’t have to

you, in love with him: if you say no i will willingly walk all the way to starbucks by myself , what , you think i won’t do it

so you guys go there and order a couple double shot espressos with a side of scones and muffins and the entire time you’re just trying not to shiver because name one starbucks you’ve been to that hasn’t been unreasonably cold huh i dare you

he notices this and he gives you his hoodie and ITS JUST THE SOFTEST THING OKAY BECAUSE HE’S COLD TOO BUT HE JUST WANTS YOU WARM

you: i knew it, you love me too huh 😌

tsukishima: unfortunately so

akaashi keiji

AKAASHI IS LEGALLY THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD !!

like he cannot be a bad boyfriend ?? it’s impossible for him to be so ?????? he’s just built that way ????

he’s the ultimate mixture of respect and self love , god was just like “let’s make this one perfect !!”

he’s DRIPPING in love each other juice and he eats kindness for breakfast so ha !

he physically cannot say no to you because he flat out adores you

( except when he feels like you’re wrong or being irrational to which he’ll politely correct you and educate you because that’s on what? that’s on having a healthy relationship ♡ )

so when you hit him up at 5:23 in the morning after a series of tiktoks that he has yet to see and react to you about, he’s kinda alarmed

but then again he’s also not ?? because let’s face it, at this point, he’s used to you spamming his inbox

the last thing you sent him two minutes ago was a text saying “bro just imagine this: you and me at a maccas drivethru with two oreo flurry’s and a box of 20 piece chicken nuggets — immaculate”

and you didn’t really expect him to reply?

it was five am and you were absolutely shit talking but when you saw his face time status go online you were just like ?????

akaashi, snapping you a pic of him under his covers with very tired eyes: it’s 5:27 am

you, sending him back a photo of you and the 2000 piece puzzle you spent the last two hours doing: that’s not a no 💅

he doesn’t reply and you’re not really upset by it because he probably just fell asleep and that was really cute to you so !!

but then two minutes later he’s facetiming you and you JUMP at the sudden ringing

he’s all tired and his voice is groggy and tight but he’s still smiling as he says “i’ll see you in ten”

YOU ARE !!!! PUMPED !!!!!

you won the boyfriend lottery , holy hell

now the only thing keeping you from seeing your man and the mcdonald’s sign was the eleven foot gap between your window and the solid concrete

you’d usually take the stairs but you just know that your mom would absolutely murder you for trying to sneak out when you should be asleep 💆‍♀️

it was either climbing out by clawing through the pipes or not being able to give akaashi a hug and you were not gonna let that second one happen

akaashi, after reading your two paragraph rant on how unnatural it was for your window to be that high: please be careful

you, haven’t slept in 32 hours: screw careful ! i embody elegance !!

in which elegance was screaming every time your pipes squeaked because dear mercy you did not want to die yet

akaashi, who just pulled up your drive way and is now seeing you almost fall to the ground:

you, on the verge of tears: please catch me

AND he does 🥺

it was a close call and he barely even made it to you when you chose to let go but HE DID ANYWAYS

you kinda fell on him rather than landing smoothly in his arms but that’s okay you were just glad you didn’t die

when you both get in his car, he just takes a hot sec to dust you off and ask if you’re okay and he’s so concerned please tell him you’re fine

he’s such a baby please i can’t believe this shit

the two of you end up in a mcdonald’s parking lot with doja cat blaring on the radio and you guys do your best to hold back your laughter as you eat

it was pretty cold and the sun was rising but honestly you couldn’t find the urge to care since the moment just felt so surreal

you: i’m sorry for waking you btw 🥺

akaashi, showing you his new lock screen which is the picture he took of you when he first saw you climb out the window:

you: i’m less sorry

bokuto koutaro

BOYFRIEND OF THE MFING YEAR

i accept no arguments, go cry about it

i literally don’t care what anyone has to say, bokuto is the only man ever ? he’s so deserving of every right on earth i’ll cry

the way that this is the third night in a row he’s stayed up til 4 am and he’s not even alarmed about it

like at this point he’s just accepted that he is nocturnal and that’s that on that !

before he actually had the idea to ask you to sneak out for him, he debated whether or not it was worth it

you needed sleep and you barely got any so when he knew you were resting he absolutely refused to message you :(

but then he also thought about how you would love to have a large dunkin iced coffee right now

and he was already getting ready for his morning fix so why not just ask harmlessly?

if you weren’t going to respond then he’d be okay with that because he knew that you were resting well

but if you were going to answer his consecutive texts with a positive reply then HE IS 🥺 over the moon

you, barely awake: can we get a venti triple shot latté instead , my caffeine tolerance is SHOT

bokuto, snapping you back within a minute: babe you are delusional if you think i’m gonna let you drink that

so it’s 5 am and your parents are in the other room asleep but you know that their jobs start pretty early so you had to get a move on

your room wasn’t that high from the ground to be honest, so you weren’t really worried about falling off

what you were worried about was how dizzy and out of depth the melatonin gummies made you because in order to fall asleep you took 3 and now that you basically forced yourself out of a self induced coma, your body was on the verge of passing away

bokuto tells you that he doesn’t mind if you’re not up for the trip and he’d just bring you back your coffee BUT NAH

you’re not a quitter 🤬 you miss your boyfriend and you are gonna do whatever it takes to spend some quality morning time with him !!!!!

so you throw on a proper outfit, make your way through your window and gently do your best to refrain from yelping every time your hand would slip from the railing that’s keeping your balance

bokuto, pulling up seeing you on your roof: you’re so strong 🥺👉👈

you, barely alive: all for you baby ❤️

he helps you get down from where you stood and he had the prettiest smile on earth i SWEAR when you immediately sank in his cold chest

he apologizes for making you sneak out like that BUT NUH UH YOU DO NOT LET HIM

he is a gift !!! and you knew how tired he must’ve been too since he kept yawning but he still took the time and energy to pick you up 🥺

he fastens your seatbelt in the car and puts the windows up because he knew that the air would get in your face and you didn’t like that

he even brought you a spare hoodie of his because he remembered how much you swooned over this particular fabric

bokuto: we’ll get you some coffee but you can sleep while i drive, ok babe?

you, trying not to cry: are you single because i really want to kiss you

bokuto, kissing your cheek: i’m dating someone i’m sorry

[neoheros]

suddenly sitting on his lap tiktok trend feat. kuroo, kenma, akaashi, tsukishima

kenma kozume

kenma wasn’t really comfortable with the whole pda thing and that was ok because if you’re being honest, you didn’t like that too

it wasn’t that he wasn’t romantic or affectionate, it’s just that it takes him time to get accustomed to the fact that there’s someone other than kuroo or shoyo in his life now

he liked you so much and he was often worried that you doubt his feelings

sometimes he’d just suddenly run his hands through your hair and you’d look at him with a smile asking why

he doesn��t say anything though, he just smiles back at you and reverts his attention to his game

when you and kenma hang out, it doesn’t really bother you when he’s busy on his switch or console

you just liked being near him

so one day while you’re scrolling through tiktok, you stumble upon a video where this girl fit herself on her boyfriend’s lap while he was gaming

you contemplate doing it but you were low key scared that you might ruin his game or make him lose

but you do it anyway because frankly you were so soft for these kind of things

you propped your phone on a countertop and smiled at it as you saw how it got kenma’s entire gaming system in the frame

you walked over to him and he looked so focused on the screen, his headphones almost falling off his head as he clicked on his controller

you walk over the wires and he doesn’t look away once from the game when you fit yourself on top of him

you straddled his lap and wrapped your arms around his neck whilst burying your head in the crook of his neck

your heart was beating so fast anticipating his reaction

what you didn’t expect was for him to tighten his grip on your back and ease into your hug as he continued playing

he presses his face against you for a second, placing a soft peck on your shoulder blade as you got comfy in that state

you pull from his neck and he looks at your face for a moment before pushing you back into his chest

“i like it when you do this.” he tells you softly, returning his attention to the screen in front of him

akaashi keiji

needless to say akaashi is the kind of person that pays a lot of attention to detail

especially when it comes to you since you’re one of the most important people in his life

he knows when school’s been too demanding for you, or when the day you just had was incredibly tiring

he’s practically memorized the signs by now when you feel that way

you try your best to not show it though since he’s also one of the busiest students in campus

but it’s been particularly hard to when lately all you could think about was the horrible anxiety you get when school is brought up

so one afternoon when keiji texted you if you wanted to come over you didn’t even hesitate in saying yes

you were sad and you just wanted to receive hugs from your man, ok!!!!

you immediately went straight to his house after school and you breathed a sigh of relief when you saw him sitting on the couch with a book in his hands

you don’t even let him greet you as you prop yourself on his lap, pressing your face against his shoulder as you hugged him close

he presses a soft kiss on your temple, lightly lifting your face to look at him

he looked so worried !!!!!!!!

his eyes soften as you sigh, running circles on your back as he got comfortable under you

“bad day, huh?” he says as he places a peck against your head, and you feel the heaviness in your chest lessen a little

kuroo tetsuro

alright simp nation !!!! i got u !!!

i have an overwhelming need to dictate the fact that kuroo has had tiktok since november of 2019 and he downloaded it to see the hype and got overly addicted to it almost immediately

so yes he is indeed caught up on all the trends that’s currently on the fyp

and when he saw this video of a girl get on her boyfriend’s lap while he was gaming he was like “oh 👀”

he spent the next three days trying to hint at you that you should do that tiktok and even went as far as playing obnoxiously loud in front of you

kuroo: oh wow my lap sure is cold 🥱 i wonder if anyone !!! would like to help me out !!!!!!!

you, scrolling through twitter: i’ll get you a blanket ok babe

kuroo: heart ❤️been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ i i don’t 🤷‍♀️know what to believe 💭 yeah 👍

one day he’d just get sick of all the hinting and he decides that he’s the one gonna do the challenges on you !!!!!

bc he’s not gonna back down 😡 he’s mfing kuroo !!!

so you’ll be chilling on your desk, working on your homework when all of a sudden kuroo pulls back your chair and props himself on your lap

you: ??? omfg you’re heavy please

the two of you end up falling from the chair because unlike his calculations it wasn’t enough to support the both of you

he’s just laughing now and you’re trying to comprehend what just happened because holy shit your thighs h u r t

kuroo: you’re very comfortable, 10/10 would sit again

you, out of breath: god has favorites and it is NOT me 💔

(he posts the whole thing on tiktok and it went viral with about 700k likes.)

tsukishima kei

when you think about it he’s really just a very tall touch starved babie who needs more love and affection

there will be no tsukki slander on my blog thank you !!!!!

i think sometimes we all just forget how young he is because he’s so tall and he acts like he’s been through 3 life threatening problems

but nah he’s just a 16 year old boy who’s trying to study hard and be the best at volleyball with his team

so you completely understand when he asks you to come over just to study with him because life do be testing him too much sometimes

you’re chilling in his bed while he’s on his desk,, stressing at how unnecessary this essay was especially since it was all busy work anyways

you saw the tension in his temples and he sighed every two minutes, you were seriously scared for the pencil on his hands

so without giving it a second thought, you got up and walked to his side

he spares you a glance as if asking if you needed anything but you only push his hand out of the way as you got on top of his lap

you sighed as you sat down and embraced him, letting your head fall over his collarbone

he tended for the first few seconds but eventually eased into your arms

he hugged you back with a breath of relief as he felt your fingers tangle in his hair

you: man,, school sucks huh?

tsukki, without hesitation: i’m burning the place down

you, pressing a kiss on his cheek: i’ll help