Mermish
‘What is Mermish?’
The Language of the Merfolk, often called either Aquan or Mermish, is both complex and simple all at once. It is incredibly subtle, and to the observer, seems limited and simplistic in its nature. To human ears, our language sounds like waves of the shore, dolphins chirruping and even whale sounds. The truth of old Mermish is that it is an expressive language that goes beyond the Mer palate and lungs. The language is of rhythm and song. Verse and poem. Spoken to illuminate anyone who hears it to seek and join our peoples while washing away the egos and creating a new Mer-Soul through trill.
‘Literacy through History’
Because we possess a dual breathing system, those that permit both the flow of air and of water can speak True Mermish. And because of the nature of the medium we live in, out vocal range and volume far surpasses anything that would be heard on land. The language is reflective of that; heavily tonal, with much of the meaning conveyed in the sound rather that the word itself. To understand this, True Mermish isn’t about words, it is about the meaning of song and joining in the harmony.
About 1000 years ago, Humans began to cross the seas and brought with them their own songs and language and we tried to communicate our songs to them with devastating results! Those who listened eventually transformed into Merhuman or simplistic as Merman and the women, Mermaid. They joined our people and lived along side of us…but sadness caused them to seek out their own kind and we learned to silence the song and develop a written language alongside of a verbal one which was as powerful as Old Mermish. We lived close to the surface of the water, near actively literate communities…in major harbors and ports of call. We listened and written medium for all of merfolk society to learn. We preferred picture to word and preferred songs to pictures…nevertheless, we drew what we could understand and were dedicated to understand Humans and merge with them and bring them into our society.
The Merfolk related to symbology and merged True Mermish to Second Order Mermish to create Third Order Mermish that we use to talk to humans on their ships at sea and to their ports and streams. We sang our songs as gifts to them and created a whole new species in the process…humans were frighten of the sea, but our songs made them move to it, swim in it and live in it…and love it! Not a human on Earth is not affected by the sound of rolling waves, or the melody of falling rain or the ebbs of the current’s pulse. They all have become in-between, slowly changing not of the body, but of the mind and the spiritual plane.
Mermish sentences tend to be vague when spoken and the same word used may not be used again if it does not carry the appropriate emotional power. When speaking in terms of direction, me must always point. When speaking of the present, past, or future, we can only refer to the phases of the current moon, and seem to have no memory of the past further than that. We have no concept of money, morals or logic in our language. Mermish has no individual ‘I’ either as Mers are a family (Pod) and always refer to themselves as ‘We’ or ‘Us’. Things simply are and opinion of others don’t phase them.
True Mermish
True, Old or Genuine Mermish, is a primarily-whistled and sung language which carries for long distances underwater and is almost un-reproducible in the human mouth. However, merfolk being the curious mimics which they are, have taken up many human words and integrated them for speech with the sailors, fishermen and beach-walker whom they often encounter during gatherings, transformations and adding to the Collective. Merfolk use long whistling melodic phrases which can be represented in human’s transliteration by hyphenated sentences, the hyphen (drawn as a wave form to signify the Mermish Tongue) is placed between separate words where they can be distinguished as individual comments.
True Mermish is sometimes difficult to separate from emotion and behavior of the speaker as they are blended into the song the Mer sings. For example, a Mer speaking in True Mermish might give a sharp dual cough (Uk~Uk) and this could mean ‘No’ as in a command or as a feeling depending on the amount of trilling they do in-between.
To learn how to speak True Mermish is pretty simple as long as you don’t over complicate the process. Using the knowledge of the human alphabet that the Mer’s adopted (as art is there way of words, but difficult to make universal around the world) they only spoke in vowels and melodic sounds:
BEHAVIOR VOWELS: A = aa, E = ee I = ii O =oo U and Y
EMOTION SOUNDS: Ih = ih, Ae =ae, Uu = uu, Sh = sh
MERMISH SONG: Pa, Whoosh, Ba, Ooww, Drr-drr, Www-ooo, Hummm
These were the common roots of True Mermish when they spoke, with the Vowels being behavior and the Sounds being the trill emotion that connects the behavior into a melodic song.
When pronouncing the Vowels:
‘aa’ sounds like ‘~ah~’,
‘ee’ sound like ‘~eh~’,
‘ii’ sounds like ‘~ee~’
‘oo’ sounds like ‘~ooh~’
‘u’ sounds like ‘~ou~’
‘y’ sounds like ‘~eee~’
When pronouncing the Sounds:
‘ih’ sounds like ‘~uh~’
‘ae’ sounds like ‘~aye~’
‘uu’ sounds like ‘~you~’
‘sh’ sound like ‘~shhh~’
When pronouncing the Song:
‘pa’ sounding like ‘~pah~’ (Dripping Water And Light Rain)
‘whoosh’ sounding like ‘~wa~shhh~’ (Sound Of The Waves)
‘ba’ sounds like ‘~baaa~’ (Sound Of Underwater Bubbles)
‘Ooww’ sounds like ‘~oou~’ (Sound Of Whales)
‘Drr-drr’ sound like two clicks (Drips and Dolphin Talk)
‘Www-ooo’ sound like a descending high pitch whistle (Dolphin Talk)
‘Hummm’ sound like high pitch humming (Mermaid Talk)
Second & Third Order Mermish
Trying to communicate, Mers would linger close to the boats and sea towns to see what words humans used to describe who they were, what am item was and their environment they lived in. Mer’s broke up the language in drawings and letters as they began to write in human tongue with Mermish trills. True Mermish only relied on the song, but people above water could not hear it underwater unless extra letters began to carry the notes in the range of 20,000 hertz that Human’s could hear and elevated the tones higher to mix with their auras creating ‘Siren Song’ that sailors feared.
As seen in True Mermish, the Second Order of Mermish still contains many words for feeling and emotions they have for water. Listening too long to these words will cause other Mers and Humans to grow sympathetic for water and fall in the harmony of fluid. To understand, water is life, water is home, water is everywhere and epitomizes the daily life of the Mer.
We as Mers are keen observers of sensation and emotion alike and appear to have therefore a wide variety of adjectives for all types of colors, sounds, textures, touch, temperatures and taste…many of which have been forgotten over time. Merfolk emotions change rapidly like the sea, and it is hard to quickly document the wide range we go through; especially since some resonate on levels we do not comprehend. Often body language accompanies the translation for easier interpretation of a Mer’s behavior.
Those that live above the sea need to remember that we can only relate well to things beneath the sea. If we speak of things, it is usually from that perspective. For example, a Mer might finds it confusing if someone asks whether they mean ’above’ or ’below’ the surface, and can only point when asked about other directions. However, they do have words for ‘up’, ‘down’, and ‘ahead’, used in swimming and fin positioning, but not for cardinal direction.
Below is a list of known Second Order Mermish:
Ahead (Swimming Command) - Chi (Chai)
Alcohol - Kiini-beeah
Alive - Hnguloo
Amused (Calmness) - Daahuu
Anger (Describing Behavior/Emotion) - Gahfooruu
Are - Bi
Bad (Ancient Mer’s Struggle With This Word) - Bett
Beneath (Below - Submerge) - Ghaajii
Bored (Restless) Affehoo (Ah-feh-oo)
Bright (Very Hot) - Kiini
Bubble - Baabah
Change - Mhaawhoo
Cheerful (Similar to ‘ffewuu’, but calm) - Hwuu
City - Paaepooh-paash
Confidence (Describing Behavior/Emotions Of Sureness) - Dehooffa
Cold - Jiiii
Cold (True Mermish) - Yeeni
Color - Koohur
Coral (Dead) - Meessuk
Coral (Living) - Messuloo
Crab - Kraah
Dancer (With Tail or Legs) - Daashu
Dead - Hngukk
Depression - Huumuu
Desert - Toh-chii
Determination - Heehii
Dolphin - Ffeechuvo
Dolphin Mermaid - Ukuk-ffeechuvo
Down - Mmawtt
Dragon - Deeragoh
Dried Up - Uuniigo
Earth - Vvundra
Excited - Ffuuhii
Family - Faaraarii
Fear (Behavior/Emotion) - Uuriigo
Feeling (Emotion - Attitude) - Llii
Female (Woman - She - Her -Hers) - Lla
Fin - Feen
Fish - Fees
Fish Eggs (To Spawn - Caviar - Mate) - Bllusu
Food (Edible Plant Or Lower Life Form) - Yyt (yeet)
Forest (Tree - Kelp) - Aah-teeree (Ahh-ter-ree)
Freshwater (Ancient Mer’s Could Not Tolerate For Long) - Bett-wuutaah
Freshwater (True Mermish) - P’chaaoo
Froth (Sea Foam - Small Bubbles) - Apupua
Frustration (Behavioral/Emotional) - Shaahii
Goddess Of The Sea (High Spirit) - Bavverissi Baveras
Good (Ancient Mers Don’t Understand This Word) - Ghood
Good Bye - Jai-quay’
Happy (Playful - Fidgety) - Ffewuu
Hard - Haarduuh
Has - Bi
Have - Bi
Healthy (Well) - Haaih (hay-uh) (Sounds like a sigh)
Heart - Hhu-hng
Hello - O-kee’-ya
Hot (Temperature) - Hhu-huu (Pronounced as two sharp pants of breath)
Hot (Taste) - Jeech
Human - Hyuuman
Hungry (For Food) - Hnn-kii
Hunger (Lust - Hunting) - Chuun
Hungry (Wanting Food - Wanting Sex - Wanting Attention) - Oowii
Hurts (Ouch) - Ah-ee (Ahh-ee)
Ice - Ttheeni
In (Covered - Surrounded By - To Be Inside) - Woolbul
Is (To Be - To Have - To Be With) - Bi
Is Not (Without Existence) - Oosoyyo
It - Lle (lay)
It (Pronoun For Any Inanimate Object Or Thing) - Uhff
It & Its (Person) - Llo
Jealousy (Describing Behavior/Emotion) - Gahooraa
Knowing Not (Don’t Know - Don’t Have - Isn’t) - Oosoyyo
Land - Lleehada
Love (Similar to ‘paaffoo’, but more intense) - Taafoowii
Male (Man - He -Him - His) - Lli (lee)
Many - Ss (Sounds like a hiss)
Many (True Mermish - Typically added to Nouns and Pronouns) - Uk-uk
Merfolk (Merperson) - Baovveche
Moon - Ttheeni
Nervousness (Flailing of Limbs and Tail In Water) - Fffeechii
No - Toh
No (True Mermish) - Ungh (quick grunt)
Our (Ours) - Ffa
Oyster - Mchuuk
Person (Mermaids) - Ffuegane
People (Humans) - Paaepoohss
Playful (Jumping - Twirling - Splashing) - Chahho
Rage (Describing Behavior/Emotion) - Gahuuii
Rain (Heavy) - Aagiaag (Ahh-jaag)
Rain (Drops) - Aagii (Ahh-ga)
Reflection - Kiinaagii
Ripple - Ffuen
Roar - Rroo-er
Rock (Platform) - Ciipaa
Rock (Stone) - Hurriff
Rock Shelf Underwater - Wwiigoo
Rocky (Irregular Seafloor) - Ghoontuh
Sad - Dehffoo
Sand (Grains) - Saahd
Sandy (Smooth Seafloor) - Ffehpaah
Sandy (Lots of Sea-weed) - Haarii
Scale - Scaahoo
Sea - Chii (Chee)
Sea-Dragon - Feenhoom
Sea-Horse - Chuu-ffeenii
Sea-Weed - Cheehuuii
Seal - Cheeoo
Shallows - Kiinaa
Ship - Ssheep
Sick - Huu-iik (Sound of vomiting)
Silver - Shaavoh
Somber (Lazy - Blank Expression - Seclusion) - Haanii
Storm - Ssturm
Sulkiness (Refuse To Swim) - Sshuurii
Sun (Fire) - Echrassa
Surprise (Describing Behavior/Emotions) - Liiffoo
Thirsty - Hss-tii
Tide - Taahi
Tide (The Movement - Sound - Smell - Sight of the Tide) - Cuua
Tired (Slow) - Sshiiji
Touching (Playfulness - Staring) - Paaffoo
Transgender - Llo
Unknown (Describing Behavior/Emotions Of Anger) - Dehiifaa
Up - Hekk
Us - Ffa
Volcano - Echundra
Water (Evenly Cool in Temperature - Atlantic) - Ruutaroo
Water (Evenly Warm - Tropical) - Meetamaa
Water (Good To Breed In) - Caatuu
Water (Hard Currents - Disturbed or Troubled by Weather) - Chaachiioh
Water (Optimum For Mers) - Saahem
Water (Polluted) - Assuuh (Ahh-sue)
Water (Pretty or Attractive (Also used to label a mermaid)) - Maakeeffaa
Water (Rich In Fish) - Eenii
Water (Surface Cool, Colder Beneath, Barely Tolerable - Arctic) - Sooroo
Water (Surface Cool, Luke-Warm Currents - South Pacific) - Ruunii
Water (Too Cold) - Fuuacho
Water (Traveling Depth) - Tehmoo
Water (Troubled or Churned by Fish) - Feenwaa
Water (Warm on the Surface, Cool Beneath - Lake Water) - Maaroo
Water (Warm on the Surface, Ice Cold Beneath - North Pacific) - Maasoo
Water (Wave - Home - Fluid) - Alassi (Ah-la-see)
Wave (Curl or Tunnel) - Ccuuoo
Wave (Sharp Peaked Wave That Collapses In The Ocean Before Shore) - Sshuuka
Wave (Single Breaker Of Water) - Huuaae
We (Also Used For I) - Ffa
Whale (Mers Refuse To Name Them Although) - Huaool
Whirlpool - Llinoo
Without (Not Existing - Not Having - Not Knowing) - Oosoyyo
Wind - Hhoole
With (Together - Possessing) - Bi
Yes - Eeas
Yes (True Mer) - Heh (quick grunt)
1900 Altered Words For 3rd Order Mermish
Beachcomber - Anit (AH-neet)
Want - Antorum (AHN-toe-rume)
You - Dal (DOLL)
Am/Is/Are - Em (EM)
Low Tide - Fan (FAHN)
High Tide - Fimra dom (FEEM-rah-DOME)
Help - Fimra tre (FEEM-rah-TRAY)
Male - Fre (FRAY)
Swim - Hredenu (HRED-eh-noo)
Was/Were - Hron (HRONE)
Female - Ifen (EE-fen)
Many - Kesseni (KESS-seh-ni)
Here - Kila (KEE-lah)
Far Away - Li (LEE)
See - Luron (LOO-rone)
Someone Who Would Fail To See A Mermaid Right In Front Of His Face -Lusa (LOO-sah)
Love - Mortum (MOR-tume)
Storm - Nulma (NOOL-mah)
There - Ohora (O-ho-rah)
Mermaid - Olo (O-lo)
Friends Of Mermaids - Sessa (SESS-sah)
Human - Sesmuna (SESS-moo-nah)
Curious But Harmless Person - Setanim (SEH-tah-neem)
Curious And Dangerous Person - Setannor (SEH-tahn-nor)
Sailor - Setantreya (SEH-tahn-TRAY-yah)
Wave - Setsur (SET-soor)
Hello - Suron (SOO-rone)
I - Tala (TAH-lah)
Beach - To (TOE)
Ship - Torm (TORM)
I Mean No Harm-I Am A Friend - Tritse (TREET-say)
I Am In Love With A Human - To hisna rendi-to fan sesmuna
I Am In Love With A Mermaid - To fan in nulma with a setanim
Fourth Order Mermish
Almost 2000 years later, in the decade of 2000, the Fourth Order of Mermish was devise by Kristin when she was under the spell of Mermish that gave her the full abilities of the Mermish language and used those abilities to elevate her lover, Katara to becoming Mermish like herself. Frightened, she and Katara left Spirit Lake and tried to ignore the song that was calling them back to the water. Kristin spoke Second Order Mermish to Steven, Bobby and Ryan at Holiday and altered their brains with the song as they crazed to hear more of it. With a glimpse into the future, Kristin saw the death of everyone if she did not give in to the song and made the sacrifice by writing all the words of Second and Third Order Mermish for the camp to learn…this opened her brain to True Mermish as it began to take over her brain as she was having identity issues.
Loowit saved her from her fate and gave her the ability to control the energy however, that brief exposure to True Mermish was enough to damage Kristin’s identity as she struggles with a few basic human words and self identity, speaking in the terms of we or us and her sense of direction unusable to others besides herself. She blocked out the Mermish for a few days until the combine emotional energy release made the song unbearable and she was knocked out and was conditioned like the rest of the campers.
Days later, Kristin began to write the rules of the Fourth Order of Mermish and how to write and speak the language that would become to capstone of speaking while underwater; however, having evolved beyond True Mermish, she can speak telepathically in normal English without the limitations Mermish gave to her.
RULE ONE - 4th Order Mermish is any Human word with the Mermish tongue trilling all the vowels in a fluid rhythm.
RULE TWO - All vowels are double except for words that begin with a vowel and will be written with an extended trill.
Example: ENGLISH ‘My Love Is The Sea’ translated into MERMISH ‘My Loovee Iiis Thee Seeaa.’ The only vowels that do not double are the letters: U & Y.
RULE THREE - Speaking Mermish in the 4th Order while underwater with the same sentence is to remove all 20,000 hertz letters leaving only the vowels. We add hyphen’s to the sentence to carry out the words in rhythm:
ENGLISH ‘My Love Is The Sea’ translated into 4th ORDER MERMISH ‘My Loovee Iiis Thee Seeaa’ translated into MERMISH ‘y~ooee~iii~ee~eeaa’.
RULE FOUR - Speaking Mermish in the 4th Order while underwater with the same sentence, removing all 20,000 hertz letters leaving only the vowels and adding emotion sounds. The emotional trills are (ih, ae, uu, sh) and are connected to the matching letters before a trill.
For example: ‘y~ooee~iii~ee~eeaa’ would turn into ‘y~ooee~(IH)’iii’(IH)~ee~eeaa’(AE)(SH) with the letters SH always at the end.
ENGLISH ‘My Love Is The Sea’ translated into 4th ORDER MERMISH ‘My Loovee Iiis Thee Seeaa’ translated into MERMISH ‘y~ooee~iii~ee~eeaa’ translated into EMOTIONAL MERMISH ‘y~ooee~ih’iii’ih~ee~eeaa’aesh’
RULE FIVE - Speaking Mermish in the 4th Order while underwater with the sane sentence, removing all 20,000 hertz letters leaving only the vowels, adding emotion sounds and now song sounds. This is the hardest part of Mermish to learn and equally hard to speak! We work with the most common song letters (Pa, Whoosh, Ba, Ooww, Drr-drr, Www-ooo, Hummm) and typically only one song is picked per conversation in regard to the oceans conditions or with there are other Mers around. Typically when Kristin sings, her trade sounds that identify her is huming…the easiest a Mer can do. All of hyphenated ares are filled with trill and would look like this: ‘hmm’y’hmm’ooee’hmm’ih’iii’ih’hmm’ee’hum’eeaa’aesh’hmm’ and can repeat over and over until her message is delivered. If another Mer joins the song, Kristin would drop Rule 1 through 4 and just trill with alternating ‘hums’.
It isn’t uncommon if the message is long to change the song to signify a break in the sentence. And example of this would be:
‘hmm’y’hmm’ooee’hmm’ih’iii’ih’hmm’ee’hum’eeaa’aesh’hmm’hmm’hum’ooww’y’ooww’ooee’ooww’ih’iii’ih’ooww’ee’ooww’eeaa’aesh’ooww’
And if you have a whole pod of Mers all signing, you can have an idea of the solo turning into a harmony. This is why Mer’s prefer to keep their conversations to a minimum.
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Po Town Rumble
This was also possibly a request for my co-writer, who uh. rly likes Guzma lmao.
and yet this is the only thing she’s actually asked me to write and finish haha
well, she asked for the fight with Guzma, and I filled in around it
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The docking laws had changed since they were last in Alola. Jay left the offices with a sigh, running a hand back through her hair.
Brith pushed off from the wall and joined her, a pace or so behind, as they walked back towards the ship. “That seemed long.”
“Yeah.” Jay shrugged. “’Parently there was trouble last year?” She wrinkled her nose and shrugged. “Which means more forms and checks but thankfully no more money.”
Their ship is obvious in the harbour, the only one of its kind; the others are big pleasure cruisers, the smaller inter-island ferries, a couple of pleasure craft, and one or two of the Poni island Travellers.
Not only that, but there’s a crowd hovering about its plank, where fire and ice dance in the air, indiscriminately laced with bursts of brighter electricity.
“Well, if she’s been making money, she could pay any extra fees.” Brith grinned.
Jay laughed as she shouldered her way in, walking straight through the illusion with barely a blink.
“C’mon, Blue!” Soise, perched up on the railing, sighed dramatically. “Rude.”
“You’re supposed to be going with the twins to see their friends.”
“They’re old enough.”
“They tied you up.” Brith caught up Soise’s paw as the zoroark tried to hide it, showing the frayed rope to Jay. “How long did that take you to get out of?”
Soise pulled her paw back and dropped down from her perch. The illusion before the plank disappeared in an instant. “Rude.”
Jay ignored the two pokemon and glanced around to see who was still there.
Jayden had gone straight on – a lecture on the orocorio or something in the library, part of a week-long series – and the crew had been given time off.
So mostly just her pokémon, lounging about in the sun.
“Well, if you’re no with them, you’re coming to the market with us.” Jay turned to them again. “Extra paws and all.”
“We can–” Brith started.
“Mam! Maaaaam!”
Jay whirled and looked back along the pier, left hand half clenching into a fist as water pooled, ready to form ice.
Arlette was in front, pelting along the jetty towards them, jinking in and out of the crowd. Aurora wasn’t too far behind her, dragging along one of their friends… Onni, Jay thought, but really she hadn’t met them often or for very long.
“What’s the damage?” Soise called, cutting in.
“No – uh – um. Can we go to Po town?” Arlette stopped at the bottom of the plank, executing a front flip rather than just skidding to a too-rapid halt.
Jay narrowed her eyes. “Where have I heard that name before?”
“It’s – ah – where Team Skull took up residence,” their friend said. “Hi. Again.”
“Oh, you got free.” Aurora studied Soise. “How long did that take?”
“Why are you wanting to go there?” Jay sighed. “It’s the other side of Hokulani, yes?” She paused for Onni to nod. “That’ll take a while.”
“Kite’s run off.”
“Again,” Onni said. “Vir family is… none too keen about some things.”
“But we think that’s where ve headed – it’s where ve heads normally, right?” Aurora paused for Onni’s nod. “So. Can we?”
“In the interests of helping a friend?” Arlette asked.
Jay folded her arms, twisting her mouth to the side as she thought it over.
“I can go with them,” Soise said, raising a paw.
“We wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t important,” Aurora said.
“You wouldn’t ask if you thought you could get there and back without us noticing you’re gone,” Jay corrected her.
Aurora grinned.
Jay considered them before glancing upwards, counting the flyers they had. Jayden had taken all the birds, which… really just left Gar’aq and Lapwing.
“Brith, can you and Soise handle the supplies?”
“Yes.”
“Oh, what?” Soise threw her paws up. “Unfair!”
“Take Arc, if you can shift her.”
“So…” Aurora glanced between them, chewing her lip.
“I expect you’re coming as well?” Jay glanced at Onni, who nodded.
“If that’s alright?”
“We’ll manage.” Jay whistled sharply. “So. Arl and ‘Rora, you take Gar’aq. Onni, that means you’re with me.” She stepped towards the cabin.
Brith intercepted her and held out a different bag. “Inlé, I’m assuming?”
“Thanks.” Jay handed Brith the bag over her shoulder. “List’s in there. Don’t let Soise buy anything too idiotic.”
“But slightly idiotic’s ok?” Soise smirked.
“It’s to be expected with you,” Brith replied, swinging it over her shoulder.
Arc nosed out of the cabin behind her, with Aria on her back.
“Ouch.” Soise laughed, jumping up beside Aria.
Arc huffed and shook her shoulders. Aria murmured a purring sort of answer to her, rubbing between her ears.
“I expect this might take a while. If Jayden comes back between seminars, let him – I’ll text him.” Jay pulled the phone from her pocket and turned as Lapwing landed beside her. “Hop on, Onni.”
“Sure.” Onni eyed the dragonite and scrambled on awkwardly, adjusting their skirt to sit.
The twins were already aloft on Gar’aq, the aerodactyl circling the ship.
As Jay climbed on behind Onni, Vulp joined her, and Sesser flitted to her shoulder. “Aye, now we’re ready.” She grinned, lifting a finger to stroke Sesser. “Let’s go.”
Lapwing lunged forward and over the side of the ship.
Onni shrieked and grabbed at her horns, pressing flat against Lapwing’s back.
Lapwing beat up the water as she dropped slightly over the side, and then as she adjusted to the extra weight, gained height and circled to join Gar’aq.
The twins – standing, grasping hands and using that to balance – leant out on either side and whooped as Gar’aq screeched and headed for the towering mountain in the distance.
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Po Town looked far more impressive from the air, where it was a grid work of streets and buildings, with open garden spaces and a large house at the end of it.
As they got closer in to landing, the disrepair and ramshackle nature of it became clear.
Gar’aq and Lapwing landed on the path leading to the big house – once a grand mansion, its windows were caved in and boarded over, and the door hung crooked on its hinges – and crouched low for their riders to get off.
Onni stumbled and recovered, smoothing down any hair that had tangled loose in the flight.
Jay stepped down and stood with her back to the mansion, studying the tangled mess of a town. Hedges had overrun their borders, trees had grown haphazard and cracked through what was left of the pavement. Cars were left in the middle of the street, some missing their doors, others looking as though they’d been in vicious accidents.
The twins tumbled down, one over each of Gar’aq’s wings, and spun back to back as they looked around. “Where would ve be?”
“Which houses have electricity?” Onni answered with a grin.
“Hey. Hey! You can’t just land here like you own the place!”
Jay whipped around at the shout to face the person that had yelled at them.
He was young – well, older than the twins, but a great deal younger than herself – with his hair bleached white. Baggy jacket, gold chain. And swaggering, like he owned the place.
“Yeah… sorry about that?” She shrugged. “But we’re just looking for their friend so–”
“What’s the bloody point in having a wall if it don’t even keep anybody out?” he snapped, glaring at her.
Gar’aq growled, falling forward to rest on his wings.
“Oh fuck off,” the man snapped at him.
“Gar’aq,” Jay murmured, and glanced to the twins and Onni. “How ‘bout you go find your friend?”
The twins nodded. “Sure!”
As they ran off, Sesser flitted from Jay’s shoulder to follow after them. Good plan. Their bond might not be as strong as it was were Sesser fully evolved, but she could get the gist if anything bad was happening.
Gar’aq snapped his jaws shut and prowled over to sit beside Lapwing.
“We’ll find vis quick,” Onni said, beckoning the twins past Jay. “Always do.”
“And what, you’ll wait here as a fuckin’ taxi?” The man laughed. “That’s rich.”
“Right?” Jay folded her arms and leant back against Lapwing. “Kids these days.”
He stiffened up as if to retort.
“Yo, boss!” Someone hung out of an upstairs window. “’Meria wants to talk with ya!”
“Don’t let me keep you,” Jay said, as he narrowed his eyes at her. “Important business, I’m sure.”
“You.” He jabbed a finger past her, at someone else. “Mind she don’t go anywhere else.”
Jay didn’t turn to see who he talked to, because this man seemed to be the bigger threat.
“But – the kids, boss?”
“Touch my kids and you’ll regret it,” Jay snapped, almost without thinking as she straightened up, hands curling into fists at her sides.
“Will we?” He swaggered towards her.
Jay pushed off Lapwing to meet him. “Aye,” she growled. “You will.”
From between Lapwing’s horns, Vulpix growled in concert.
He was taller than her which, while not uncommon, was still a rare occurrence. Jay blinked, not quite having expected that.
In her defence, most people that got that close were children, excited by the prospect of one (or more) of her titles.
“Boss!”
“Guzma, get your worthless ass back up here!” someone else roared from the same window.
He laughed at her and turned away. “Keep an eye on her.”
“Sure, boss.”
Jay leant back against Lapwing to wait.
“You one a’them trainers from other regions?” The girl swaggered around to talk to her, puffed up on her own importance.
“Aye.” Jay studied her.
A white beanie with black patches mirroring the boss’ – Guzma? – sunglasses covered her head, tufts of greenish hair poking out from under it. She was wearing a black tanktop and a black neckerchief pulled down about her neck, tangled with a heavy silver looking necklace that mirrored Guzma’s.
“You any good?” She tossed a pokéball in her hand.
Jay laughed, reaching up to scratch Vulpix’ chin. “Some say I am.”
“Let’s battle then!”
Well, it had been a while.
“Vulp, you’re up.”
The girl stared at Vulpix as she leapt down from Lapwing’s back. “That’s a vulpix? No way, it’s the wrong… colour and everything!”
“That gunna put you off?” Jay raised an eyebrow.
“Hell naw!” She laughed and spun out her pokéball, releasing a carnivine.
Jay relaxed as Vulpix splayed her thick tails out along the ground behind her, ears flat to her head.
“Bind!”
The carnivine shot forward its tendrils.
Vulpix leapt aside, rolling across the ground and wriggling under a tree root. The carnivine followed her with its vines – too closely, and tangled with the tree root.
“Fire blast,” Jay said, softly. Almost unnecessarily, but she had to put on a show for challengers. Pretend she was near their level.
Vulpix raised her tails – the edge ones still brushed against the ground, there were that many of them now – and glowed, fire expanding in a concentrated blast from her tails and engulfing the carnivine.
The battle was over almost before it had started.
The girl stared as the smoke cleared, then fell to her knees, grabbing at her hat. “What. The. Fuck. Dude!” She looked up. “That was – fuckin’ awesome! Hey! Hey, boys! Check it, this lady’s whack!”
“Grand Duchess. Technically,” Jay muttered, smirking as she crouched to stroke Vulp.
“Can you battle again?”
“Yeah, battle me!”
“Hey, I want to battle!”
“Come on!”
When Jay looked up, the square was teeming with people all wearing variations on the same outfit. “Uh.” She straightened up, and looked over Lapwing for the twins.
No sign of them, or their friends.
“I… guess it’ll pass the time?” She hadn’t really been looking for a battle – hell, Alola was supposed to be the one region where she reliably wouldn’t be challenged to a battle – but… well, she wasn’t averse to the idea.
“Yeah, but who first? We gunna draw lots?”
“Battle for it!”
“Dude, that won’t work, y’ll all need yer strength for her.”
Jay smirked. “Why don’t you all come at me?” They’d said she needed work at double battles… well, this would be a bit more than that but it had the same effect.
She ignored the voice that told her they’d meant double battles with a partner.
“At once?”
“Lady’s cray.”
Jay reached for her other pokéball. “Well, if you all want to take a discussion and wait for a turn–”
She was interrupted by pokéballs releasing a whole host of pokémon, from the Alolan rattata and meowth to salandit and mareanie to haunter and drowzee and fomantis.
“Holy shit would you keep that racket down?” someone yelled from the second level of the mansion, sounding as if they were using a loudhailer.
Everyone pulled back, recalling their pokemon.
“Sorry Plumeria,” one of them – the original one – called up. “Di’n’t mean to disturb ya!”
“Yeah, well – who the fuck is that?”
Jay turned, shading her eyes to look up.
A girl was half out of the window, one foot on the tiles outside it. The tresses of her hair – looking more like obviously fake extensions the more Jay studied them – were caught in one hand as she leant it against the window frame.
“I’m… here to pick up… my kids?” Jay laughed. “They challenged me to a battle, and I could hardly refuse.”
“Yoooo, you battle?” Guzma plunged out of the window in a haphazard jumble of limbs. “Sorry, ‘scuse Plume – woops – fuck – nah I got this.” He slid across slates to hang from the edge of the already broken gutter and drop down. “I’m next, I wanna–” He caught himself, seeing everyone watching. “I mean – I’m challenging you. As leader of Team Skull, it’s my fuckin’ duty to see you get your ass kicked.”
Jay grinned. “Be my guest.” She took a step back, flanked by Lapwing and Gar’aq, and the spectators spread out to give them more of a pitch.
“You watchin’, Plume?” Guzma turned to look back up at the woman in the window.
She sighed and settled herself against the frame. “Since you won’t sit and do your godsdamned work, I guess I might as well.”
Guzma grinned and puffed himself up, tugging an ultra ball from his pocket. “The boss who beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah. Big bad Guzma is here!"
Jay flinched as everyone about her cheered. So he was clearly… something.
She held Inlé’s pokéball loosely in her hand.
Guzma threw out his and released an ariados.
Something Jay was familiar with. “Ok, Inlé, you’re up.” She released the charmander.
He might be one of her weaker pokémon – or younger, at any rate – but he was still a force to be reckoned with.
Inlé – finally grown into his larger-than-average paws – looked up, tail fire with just the hint of shadow at its centre flickering brightly.
Guzma squinted at Inlé and laughed. “That what you’re givin’ me? Despite those two there?” He gestured at Lapwing and Gar’aq.
Jay smiled thinly. “Smokescreen.”
Inlé arched his back and hacked, coughing out black smoke.
Behind Jay – all around them, now – the people… team grunts, Jay realised, because what else would they be. Obviously. This was Team Skull’s headquarters. Or it had been.
They made a swelling noise of “oooooh” as the pitch was obscured in the smoke.
“Toxic Thread!” Guzma swung his fists forward and hunkered down as if to see through the smoke that obscured their battle pitch.
The ariados scuttled forward, back raised to spool thread out.
Jay didn’t bother trying to squint into the smoke. “Fire fang.”
The ariados lunged at something as they heard the skittering of claws in the smoke.
A blast of fire, and the ariados screamed.
“He’s right there, fell stinger!” Guzma yelled, leaping to his feet now and chancing a glance up at the window, where Plumeria was seated.
The ariados’ stinger – held high above the smoke – glowed, poison beginning to condense at its tip.
“Flame burst.”
Inlé appeared, rolling out of the smoke at Jay’s end of the pitch. He twisted to a stop with his tail arched high over his head, one forepaw on the ground and the other curled up to his chest. He snarled, and fire plumed between his jaws to ignite the smoke.
The pitch burnt with an intensity that had everyone shielding their eyes. When the smoke was gone, Guzma’s ariados was on its back.
Guzma spat on the ground as he returned it. “Yeah… you won’t get so lucky again.” He flicked out another ultra ball, one Jay hadn’t even seen him reach for, and a masquerain buzzed above the pitch.
Jay considered it, then called Inlé back to her side. “Vulp, you’re up.”
“Wait, that’s a vulpix?” Guzma laughed. “Fuckin’ hell that’s weird.”
Jay rolled her eyes. “Baby doll eyes.”
Vulpix tilted her head, dropping her ears to either side of her head and making her eyes big, the pupils widening.
The masquerain tilted its wings, curved side up, and drifted down.
“Naw, bro! Use air slash!” Guzma waved his hands from behind. “It’s playin’ wit ya!”
The masquerain twitched its wings to attack, and Vulpix had a moment’s notice before the wind slashed down at her. She rolled to the side, yelping as she was tumbled backwards, scraping up her side.
Jay half clenched one fist. “Confuse ray!”
“Air slash, knock ‘er out the ring!” Guzma yelled, almost at the same time, grinning wildly.
Jay glanced around – Vulp didn’t exactly need ordering, at this point, only really Inlé did anymore – and studied the… grunts. They were getting into this, as much as Guzma was. And there were a shit ton of them, all with their own pokémon.
What would happen, she wondered, if she beat their boss? It was almost tempting to find out.
“That’s right, use ice beam! Show ‘er what a real vulpix looks like!”
Jay snapped her attention back to the battle to see the masquerain aiming ice at Vulpix, having hemmed her into a corner of the pitch with gusts of air.
Jay whistled, sharply, to get Vulpix’s attention, and reached back to tap Lapwing.
The dragonite roared past her, barrelling into the masquerain before it could unleash its attack.
Vulp flounced back to Jay’s side and sat primly, cleaning her ears.
Jay crouched to her level and grinned. “You thinking what I’m thinking?”
Not that she expected the Pokémon to answer her, although with her team she wouldn’t have been surprised.
“Ice beam – c’mon, hit the fucker! You can do it!” Guzma howled from the other end of the pitch.
Vulpix glanced at Jay and barked, bouncing in a circle as if chasing her tail.
Jay grinned and straightened up. “Hurricane!”
Lapwing soared up and over, coming at the masquerain from behind in a twister-like movement, creating a funnel of air about her.
“Ice beam, dead centre!” Guzma yelled. “Show ‘em what’s for!”
Jay whistled again, but this was softer and two-toned. Twee-errr.
Lapwing flicked a wing and her spiralling slowed, lowering her head as the masquerain hovered before her.
The ice beam hit Lapwing right between the horns, and the dragonite roared in pain. She tumbled over the masquerain and onto her back, coming in fast.
Jay threw up a hand, recalling Lapwing to her rarely-used ball. “Sorry, girl,” she murmured, not even flinching as Gar’aq shoot past her and snapped at the masquerain. “Aerial ace!”
Still facing the other way, exhausted from its attack on Lapwing, the masquerain didn’t – couldn’t – get out of the way fast enough, and Gar’aq caught it with one wing and spun, grasping it to throw into the ground.
Guzma recalled it and sent out two pokemon; a pinsir and a scizor.
Jay raised an eyebrow. “Two against one?”
“Come at me, bro!” he called back, glancing up as if to check that Plumeria was still watching.
“Inlé, you up for more?”
The charmander darted back into the fray.
“Smokescreen!”
“Naw, we’ll have none a’that! Stone edge!”
The pinsir ran at Inlé, and the scizor took to the air and buzzed after Gar’aq.
“Iron head!”
“Sky drop!” Jay called up at Gar’aq, focusing on Inlé.
The charmander leapt and jinked across the pitch as stones erupted seemingly at random from the ground.
Jay narrowed her eyes, watching. Then, “One right prow, flame burst!”
Inlé leapt right, landed on the side of a stone as it broke up through the ground, and leapt again at the pinsir as it charged him down.
“Storm throw!” Guzma whooped, dancing from foot to foot.
The pinsir reached out to catch Inlé before he landed – and Inlé exploded into fire, with a growl so deep and fierce it was almost a roar.
The pinsir, too close to dodge, was caught up in the fire and screamed, lashing out with its spindly arms.
Inlé cried out as well, thrown back as the flames stopped.
The pinsir was charred and smoking, but still on its feet.
“No way!” Guzma laughed. “That’s some good fuckin’ going!”
Inlé tumbled head over tail before bouncing off a jagged rock and landing on his side.
Jay flicked a hand, and Vulp sat up, focusing on it.
Inlé scrambled to his feet and flicked his tail, growling.
Jay grinned. “Swagger.”
Inlé puffed out his chest and coughed out something, standing up to place his claws almost on his hips.
“He’s playin’ ya!” Guzma yelled. “Use guillotine!”
The pinsir charged at Inlé, head lowered and horns tensing to attack.
Jay took a step back, glanced up, and whistled sharply again.
Gar’aq dived to head off the pinsir, the scizor close on his tail.
Inlé leapt backwards, twisting away.
The pinsir lunged after him–
And was slammed into the ground by Gar’aq’s tail as he pulled out of his dive, moments from being too late.
Fine enough to stop his own dive, but the scizor behind didn’t stop in time – whether by accident or design – and slammed Gar’aq into the ground as well, slamming its glowing head into his back.
Guzma whooped, echoed by the people watching.
Inlé twisted and snarled, fire lighting up the scizor where it stood on Gar’aq’s back.
Guzma returned both his pokemon, while Jay only returned Gar’aq. They’d have a hard time returning to Malie at this rate.
She glanced down at Vulpix. “Switch?”
Inlé snarled, and she looked up to see him still on his feet, albeit hulked over and supporting himself on one forepaw. His flame was small, but burning brighter than ever. The scales on his back seemed to be darker.
Jay frowned. “… Alright.”
And Guzma sent out a golisopod. “Let’s get this show on the fucking road!”
Jay stared at it as it towered over Inlé and let out a series of bubbling clicks as a cry.
Inlé, unbowed, snarled back at it.
“Fire fang!”
Inlé sprang forward.
“First impression!”
The golisopod lunged forward to meet Inlé and uppercut him with one of its bulkier arms.
Inlé cried out as he was flung skywards, twisting in the air to rain fire down on his opponent.
Guzma was laughing. “You see this sucker, Plume?” he yelled back towards the house. “I got this!”
Inlé landed and tumbled behind a jagged outcrop of rocks.
Jay could practically feel the eyeroll Plumeria sent his way, and remembered then that golisopod were part water type. “Swagger, Inlé!”
Inlé leapt up onto the top of the rocks in front of him and puffed himself up, croaking out a challenge.
“Waterfall!” Guzma retorted.
The golisopod lunged at Inlé with frightening speed, drawing water from the air.
Jay winced and squinted, not quite willing to look away.
Inlé leapt sideways and swung from one of the golisopod’s weaker mandible-arms and landed on its back, dashing claws against its scales.
It twisted, swung a fist at him and caught a blow hard enough to throw him away.
Jay recalled the charmander before he landed, and Vulp charged in. “Confuse ray!”
“Time to end this shitshow!” Guzma cried out, bouncing from foot to foot and swinging his arms, and something embedded in the golisopod’s scales was glowing, and–
It caught up Vulpix by one of her tails, unconcerned with the fire that exploded around her in retaliation, and spun her up and around, jumping to get the height necessary to slam her into the ground and scream at her, clicking its mandibles close enough to her ear that it was practically eating it.
“Alright!” Jay raised a hand, water crackling with electricity about it. “You win.”
The golisopod pulled back, and Vulpix limped her way to Jay’s side.
A moment of silence, and then the grunts erupted into cheers and hoots and roars.
Jay dropped to her knees, pulling off her coat to wrap the pokémon in. “You did good,” she whispered. “I’m sorry.”
Vulpix licked at her nose.
Jay smiled and bumped her forehead against Vulpix’s.
“Awww hell yes!” Guzma screeched. “You see that, Plume? You see it?”
“I saw it,” Plumeria replied, yelling above the noise of the grunts.
Jay stood, sorting through her bag with one hand, the other cradling Vulp. “Hey – winnings.” She tossed the pouch lightly over to him.
Guzma caught it without thinking and glanced inside. Then up at Jay, and then back to staring inside. “You’re shitting me.”
“What? You won.”
“All this?”
“It was a good battle.”
Guzma whistled, then tossed the pouch to one of the grunts – the one with green hair, that Jay had originally fought. “We’ll heal your pokemon for you.” He swaggered across the torn up battle pitch to her, offering his hand. “And – nice! Your tats are fucking neat!” He stared at her arms, taking in their designs.
Jay laughed and shook his hand. “No bad yourself.” She nodded at his forearms.
“Hey, mam! We found ver!”
“Yeah, we found – hey, budge!”
With a crackle of electricity, the twins stumbled out of the crowd with their friends close behind them.
“Wait, what happened?”
Jay tilted her head to rub against Sesser as the swablu landed on her shoulder. “We’re going to have to stick around here for a bit. Lap and Gar’aq need to rest up.”
Guzma slung an arm around Jay’s shoulders, slouching slightly to make it work. “In the meantime – the grand tour! Welcome to Po Town.”
“We have internet now!”
“And Netflix!”
“Goals,” Onni said, laughing. “That why you come so often, Kite?”
Kite shrugged, but Jay didn’t hear vis answer as Guzma tugged her eagerly on.
“Here, you gotta meet Plume properly, she’s my second in command, she’s just – the best. She keeps everything running properly like, and–” his voice dropped to a whisper as he booted open the door to the mansion, “She’s fuckin’ hot.”
“You should get yourself an intro speech.”
“What?” Jay glanced across at Guzma.
He lay sprawled across a broken couch, beer bottle in hand, watching the battle tournament being played out on the TV. “Ya know. Let people know what they’re up against.”
Jay smiled slightly. “I think most people know who they’re up against. Outside these islands, anyhow.”
“Oooohh, you’ve made a name for yourself, have ya? With that weird ass vulpix of yours?”
Vulp, from Jay’s lap, lifted her head and let out a warning growl.
Jay laughed and stroked Vulp’s head, calming her. “Something like that.”
Guzma settled himself again, waving off the cutiefly that were buzzing about the room. “Still, ya should have a slogan. Or something.”
“‘It’s ya boi, Guzma’?” Jay raised an eyebrow, voice steady even if she was grinning.
“Yeah, yeah, only – wait, fuck. What’s your name?” Guzma twisted over to see her.
Jay snorted. “Varies, on the person.” She held up her free hand. “Jay, Blue, Cap’n, NightGale.” Duchess, Guardian, Shade’s Bane, she continued silently.
“Ya – you’re a Captain? Like of a fuckin’ trial?” Guzma twisted upright, upsetting the stack of old pizza boxes that he shared the couch with.
Jay paused. “Ah – no. Of a crew. A ship.”
Guzma’s face lightened, and he leant across to slap Jay’s hand. “Yoooo! Crew leaders u-nite!”
“What.”
“Here, like this.” Guzma grabbed her hand with his other, demonstrating. He slapped palm to palm, back to back, then a fist bump before pulling his hand away. “Kapow.”
Jay laughed, mimicking the explosion movement on her own. “Nerd.”
He eyed her suspiciously, collapsing back onto the couch – all without spilling a drop of beer. “But fuck, we can do something with NightGale…” Guzma leant back, tapping his fingers along the bottle.
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