#THIS ASK IS SO FUNNY

[skeletoninthemelonland]

You're a minor?!

I'm 18 since May of this year

[lpsotd]

MY LPS IS STICKY PLEASE HELP. DIDNT SPILL OR ANYTHING. JUST A STICKY BABY BOY.

i usually don’t post anything after 12am (it is 1:08 right now), but i was just casually scrolling through my notifications and saw This ask, and thought “yeah. this needs to be answered Now.”. everyone should see this

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

im so confused what is tinlightenment and who are the tin can bros

oh my god LMFAO 💀💀

i don’t know if you’re a follower or a mutual of mine who knows me through my mcr/dunes content and witnessed me spiral into insanity with the Tin Can Bros over the past month, but if you are i am so sorry.

the Tin Can Bros are three guys who have an independent theatre and production company. they write musicals, plays, series, and internet sketches. and they’ve been doing it since 2014.

“Tinlightenment” is a parody cult-like theme that they are doing for their ten year anniversary. They’re going on a world tour and bringing BACK some of their old shows and bringing new shows to stage. but, since they’re an independent company, they can’t just DO that. they needed to crowd fund it ($200k) in order to make the tour possible.

THATS where we come in. the TCB fans turned into promotional machines to get that word out and constantly sending out the link to their kickstarter because we NEEDED IT TO GET FUNDED.

as of thursday evening, we reached the $200k goal! as i’m writing this, there is still 74 minutes of the campaign left to go and donate. after that, i’m going back to my usual tumblr activity which will be pretty evenly MCR, Dunes, TCB, StarKid, etc etc etc.

i can’t imagine how my mutuals felt when i suddenly joined a musical cult LMAO

so yeah. that’s Tinlightenment. that’s who the Tin Can Bros are. :)

[madame-blueberry]

*points microphone* Madame! Madame! A question, if you will! We just want to know what happened; why haven't we heard from you or the other Veggies in a while? You were all the hottest thing, and then, wham, bam! You were quieter than a saint in a confessional. More zip than a stuck zipper on the one pocket of your coat that had your credit card. How come the most famous Blueberry in Bumblyberg simply stopped giving interviews? What happened?

"Let's get one thing straight," Megan responded slowly quirking her eyebrow, "We were not all the hottest thing. I was and continue to be."

[ravengards-rogue]

Is there a way to make things about rdr well..incestuous?

well being technical no but considering canon yes i think. there is a very controversial red dead ship that counts as it.... but you know we can do anything if we put our heads together i presume

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Who’s that green fucker and why are you putting him on my dash?

you mean. you mean Käärijä? I don't remember any other green fuckers. Do you mean this year's Eurovision winner Käärijä?

[sharkface]

no joke your cringe guilty gear oc is so hot to me i love an effeminate loser man who thinks hes hot shit and isnt. i would CENSOR BLEEP him. he would be my pretty princess

Great news he is an extremely easy pull on account of being desperate for affection and bisexual. He also has rich parents who are very nice UNLESS you are also a vampire in which case they will get territorial but those are rare so you're probably fine. The bad news is he is both talentless and convinced he is at some poing going to be famous in entertainment. This will not happen unless he gets less embarrassed about publishing his romance novels

[sunkraken]

YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WRITE KISMAT?? IM LITERALLY SACRIFICIBG MY FIRST BORM TO YOU RN

HELP WHAT . LMAO

[tazmiilly]

FIDNELAFORD FORMSLEMSFORD FIDKSLLETORD FIRKDLEJDFORS ITS ALLMSOT FIRISJALFD FIRJDHAY

IT IS NOW!!! happy friday!!!!

[mysicklove]

You like to joke alot?

life is tough when you are a natural prankster ganster, but i get by

[h0bg0b]

Try dating women for once you might actually get into a relationship that’s respectful and fulfilling but you probably won’t considering you tolerated below mediocrity from a man for 5 years of your life. God bless you sweetheart.

lol, please come psychoanalyse me in my dm's, i dont wanna pay for therapy.

[hyunjinspark]

…

is there smut

(in any form) (wow i feel like a whore)

yeah 😭 there is

(in any form)

[sar3nka]

I thought you were against calling straight people breeders, did I miss something?

Um. That post where I used the word breeder was about a rat breeder... pretty sure that's the correct word for someone who breeds animals in english... right¿

[the-real-bruce-banner]

HC that Queenie is the one to gift Bunty something on the spicy side as a wedding gift, like a silk/lace babydoll. Luckily she tells Bunty to open it when she’s alone. I can only imagine Bunty’s reaction to the whole thing (and Aberforth’s as well haha)

Tina: My sister is really great with gifts, for obvious reasons. I’m sure it’ll blow away all your expectations!

Bunty: Oh, that sounds exciting!

*Later*

Aberforth: Who’s this one from?

Bunty: I believe that one is either from Newt or Queenie, they both have similar boxes. There’s a knickknacks pile on the right and cutlery on the left.

Aberforth: Well…I would hope this didn’t come from Newt…

Bunty: Why not?

Aberforth: Is there a silk pile?

Bunty: A WHAT?

Aberforth: *smirking and turning to show her the gift*

Bunty: *facepalming* Queenie…

Aberforth: We’ll maybe having a legilimens around isn’t so bad after all.

[pilot-critical]

That art of mahogany sucks dick like bitch how many times will you forget that this character exists and how many times will you redesign her and then be like see she's like brand new

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

Ugggghhh my personal influencer-speak pet peeve is when my brother uses the word "adventuring". My brother in family you are going CAMPING.

SKXKSJS MY BROTHER IN FAMILY