#THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY TO ME

[gressil-offender]

stop having six fingers. you're not special 👎

[papasmistakeria]

Two pieces of media set in an island away from the equivalent of the United States that requires a boat ride to go back and forth, telling the story of a missing group leader that is replaced by a newcomer that tasks themselves with feeding the locals parasitic food/drink that will gradually change the individual consuming it (making them feel better at first) and will result in their eventual death and transformation only to find out their group leader was never dead but transformed via consumption

[d4sonthefloor]

Jaw is on the floor

I haven’t interacted much with DBH in like two years beyond replaying the game but tonight I was talking to a friend and wanted to bring up the funniest fun fact of any fandom I’ve been in which is that the most popular ship on ao3 is a ship between two characters who collectively have less than 15 minutes of screen time and one doesn’t even have lines and they’ve also never met and when I opened ao3 to show her I discovered that after six years

Reed900 has been DETHRONED!

It was a wild turn of events for sure

(Also not hating on any ships I just found this to be a hilarious “how the turn tables” moment)

[tweetyish]

no way LMAOO 💀

[moist-vagina13]

"All food should be dry, except soup and pussy"

-my autistic gay partner

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

how old is the terrorist child then

You know what? You all are never happy!

I treat him like a three year old - I get asks about how that isn't right. How I shouldn't baby him.

I treat him like an adult - you want him to be three.

[xdjville]

i feel haechan on a spiritual level rn. he just wanted to be one of the baddies in the porsche but the society made him pay taxes

[smilesobrien]

tvtropes isn't really the best place for media analysis but you know what it IS great for?

[crehador]

i may have maligned gentaro this time. it's not him there's some real ass old-school coin on a string hypnosis happening in hypnosis mic

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Lando showed again that when the pressure is on he can not perform but a rookie can. it is embarrassing and he will never get a win for his weak mentality. it is time for his delusional stans to accept that.

Oh hey I’ve heard of you. Idk sad your life must be to feel the need to do this, but I really hope it gets better.

Fortunately, I’m not a Lando fan. I like him, but this ask means nothing to me. And even if it did, some rando’s opinion isn’t going to change the fact that Lando has podiumed in the last four races. So.

Anyway, happy race day and good luck to future WDC Lando Norris 🫶🏼

[daisies-on-a-cup]

alright gang, we need to be inconspicuous so stay low!! *revs ferrari engine* they'll never know what hit em

[koreposion]

When shadowpeach gets a divorce Macaque gets to keep MK

[messengerhermes]

Me: *Shaves off the serial numbers on three of my blorbos to make a horny BDSM series* The Series: *morphs to include series notes about intergenerational trauma and the ways adult children will both sacrifice to protect their parents and strain against the ways their parents try to control them "for their own good" before I even finish outlining the first two books* Me: oh no

[backhurtyy]

not a single pedro pascal character made it through round one of the dad bracket you’re all fakes

[r0nni3]

You’re a homophobic freak and you need to hang yourself. The world would be better off without you

Sorry I don’t have any rope or money to buy it if you wanna give me some money for buy it I’ll send you my email can you ca like give me an Amazon gift card

[jonathanstims]

remembering when I was really young I mentioned that it should be “friend or fiend” not “friend or foe” and my entire family didn’t know the word and didn’t care to look it up so they convinced me quite solidly that it wasn’t a real word