#THIS IS THE GREATEST

[wikitpowers]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!??

i am actually losing my shit what the hell

[tonguetyd]

Hi if you’re here to be like “is drift okay” I am not!!!!!!! Thanks for asking!!!!!!!! Goodnight!!!!!!!

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

there's a thunderstorm cell right over us and i am safe and warm in my attic listening to the minecraft soundtrack while surrounded by my plushie friends

[tivajunkie]

JESS IS WEARING JIMMY’S T SHIRT AS A PJ SHIRT I AM DEAAAAAAAAD.

[somebodys-best-friend]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT ITS IN MY SOCIOLOGY CLASS CURRICULUM TO WATCH MEAN GIRLS??? WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME SO??

[motherarts]

Here <<

GASSPPPP!!!! I WAS GIVEN TREAT!!!!!

this is the greatest ever at all

thank you!!!!

you are the very ever :3

[cataclysmcrows]

oogh. augh

[irlwakko]

dungeon meshi at the gay bar

[bronzetomatoes]

Why dont we all look at Andy

[wikitpowers]

GUYS I WALKED INTO MY ROOM YESTERDAY ONLY TO FIND MY SISTER READING COG⁉️

[disableddyke]

[heystephen]

going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die

[exemplarybehaviour]

okay so twice recently i've seen random people in the wild like "yeah people don't eat rice around here." so i think we need to have a poll on rice consumption

if you're a no-ricer maybe say where you're from/other explanation because i would like to know................................

[batmanego]

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections