#THIS fucking idiot

[sapphire-weapon]

>open Twitter >open DMs to send a message to a buddy I haven't spoken to in a while >there's a shitton of messages that I never got notifications for that I just straight-up missed over the course of A YEAR >goddamn it Twitter >this is all Elon Musk's fault >anyway >one of them is from the Project Umbrella guys >remember the big stupid bitchfight I got into with them last year >oh Jesus what the fuck did they want back then that I missed >open DM >HE'S DEFENDING THE RE ARCHIVES >NO FUCKING WAY LOL

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE RE ARCHIVES SAYS

THIS IS WHAT THE RE ARCHIVES SAYS:

And that's NOT what happens in Leon's RE3 epilogue. THIS is Leon's RE3 epilogue:

Oh but wait!

There's more!

This guy then tries to go on to defend the "Adam Benford kidnapped Leon" argument. Let's see how well his argument holds up.

So let's check his facts. Let's do a search for Jun Takeuchi.

Interesting. So Takeuchi became an executive around 2017. RE6 came out in 2012. So Takeuchi wasn't an executive at the time RE6 was written or released.

In fact

looking at this

Takeuchi didn't work on Resident Evil 6 at all. So... if he didn't work on RE6, then that would make anything he writes about it... fanfiction... wouldn't it? Otherwise, what gives him word of god for RE6's story? The fact that he was employed at the company at the time? Does this mean that any random environmental artist has word of god over the story? Do the Monster Hunter guys have word of god over RE6, too?

And what about Tsukasa Takenaka? Well, he's not even a big enough name to have a Wikipedia page to begin with. In fact, looking him up, it seems like he had a minor hand in writing RE5, produced Revelations 1, and worked on RE: The Mercenaries 3D.

yikes.

Okay, well what about this dude's other claims?

Adam Benford was director of the CIA in 2002 (according ONLY TO that airsoft ad written by the guy who did not work on RE6; this is NOT stated in RE6 itself), and his position in 1998 is unknown -- implying that he was not actually the director of the CIA in 1998. But Leon was kidnapped in 1998 by the CIA. So if he wasn't the director... then I guess he wasn't behind the kidnapping, was he?

Our friend from Project Umbrella then goes on to make a bunch of other claims right in a row, so let's go down them one by one.

>"Leon and Adam working together for a decade is only an approximation" Okay, but if you're approximating, the number would be closer to 15, not 10. Benford died in 2011. 2011 - 1998 = 13. So the rounded number would be 15.

>it's okay if RE6 gets the date wrong because supplementary material gets it wrong >implying that the game does not have more people working on it to ensure accuracy than random supplemental material. You're telling me that no one on the team of hundreds that worked on this game remembered that Raccoon City happened in 1998?

>RE6 is off by a year re: Chris killing Wesker

Is that true?

No, actually. That's not true at all. RE6 says it happened in 2009. And, wouldn't you know it. RE5 takes place in 2009.

So, what do you think, Mr. Project Umbrella?

Is that enough research that I've done for you?

Maybe the next time you want to go into a woman's DMs to mansplain at her and call her hysterical, you might want to get your fucking facts right first, you self-important misogynistic piece of human fucking garbage.

So.

In conclusion.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FUCKERS WHO CONTROL THE WIKI

THEY JUST FUCKING GO ON THE INTERNET AND TELL LIES

and talk down to women, apparently

[radiosummons]

I. CanNOT. BELIEVE this bitch is triggering my gender envy.

[atelierlili]

Guess who got stung by a fucking wasp💀

Took him to the vet. He’s gonna be fine. But I’m am PRESSED. We didn’t even take him outside today and somehow this still happened.

[arthursfuckinghat]

Guess who got robbed of 650$ in Saint Denis

[pinkyxbee]

ai the somnium files summed up in 5 words

[spidersins]

Clears throat for the threesome meme

@gamblins & @radioaf

Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and they will respond with yes or no.

❛ oh bitch, are you kiddin'? i've definitely had a dream or two about that. but lets be real - smiles is ace. not to mention more uptight than a nun at a strip club. and i can't imagine husky being down for that idea. guess i just gotta use my imagination to be the fillin' in that sandwich. ❜

[thetisming]

Romeo makes me fucking sob like wtf is wrong with him bro

[cleoselene]

https://wapo.st/4bLBgUX

(free link)

“You see, during Jim Crow, the Black family was together. During Jim Crow, more Black people were not just conservative — Black people have always been conservative-minded — but more Black people voted conservatively,” Donalds said. “And then HEW, Lyndon Johnson — you go down that road, and now we are where we are.”

this breathtakingly stupid moron is my member of Congress. I hate it here in Robert E. Lee County, Florida!!

[calamitouscynic]

what if I kill myself instead

[whosname]

Give my regards to the Sensei.

It's Zura Zunday!

[fulltimeinternethomo]

NOT HIM FUCKING TWERKKNG IN FRONT OF PHIL WTF i just screamed and scared my cat

[wrenmoonie]

Tori Himemiyas I did a while back as a manifestation ritual like on the days leading up to his release and I had this, 4k diamonds and a dream and didn't get Tori

[batfall-a]

*   this   man  exists   wyd  ?   

[victusinveritas]

[cognitiveinequality]

So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...