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Tisk, Tisk, you got Dissed! Funtime Freddy, Santa noticed that red stapler you stole from your co-worker's office desk last month.
“ Jokes on you! Seeing William flipping the entire office upside down looking for that stapler is WELL worth getting onto the Naughty List! ”
“ And we’d do it again! ”
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There's a reason Santa created a Naughty List. And you're just one of those reasons Golden Freddy.
Literally couldn’t care less, he goes by his own moral compass and his own moral compass alone.
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Santa's been watching you Springtrap, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.
Tired sigh. “ ... thanks. It’ll keep me warm during Winter, I guess... ”
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So far you are on the "Nice" list Millie, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!
“ ........ I’m 14. ”
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Well, Gretel, you've been a good kid this year. Santa has lots of good stuff for you this Christmas!
“ Well! I suppose that’s not too shabby all things considered, h- heh...! ”
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Tails Doll do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you.
“ Fuck you! What mouth!? WHAT FUCKING MOUTH do you see on my face!? ”
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Now, Bendy. Santa knows you're trying, but it still doesn't make up for last year. You're on the Naughty List.
“ WELL THEN?? I GUESS TRYING DOESN’T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING THEN??? HOW ABOUT I DON’T TRY AT ALL AND BECOME THE LEGEND AT THE VERY TOP OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST THEN??? HUH??? ” He took this very personally.
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Alice Angel, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!
“ Oh, you~! I just do what I can! ”
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Congratulations, Jinx! You've made the Nice List! JUST KIDDING. You've been a very bad, bad person.
“ Ugh... thanks for reminding me that I suck forever no matter what. ”
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In the words of Larry David, you've been "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good" this year Breach.
“ Of course! I make sure everything’s good and pretty in place! ” She might have misinterpreted this at some point...
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Ho ho ho! Nice try, Banshee. Thought you could slip one past the Big Guy, huh? Naughty.
Literally starts sobbing. “ I-I’m trying the best I can--! ” How could you do this to her!?
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Whoa Ketut! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present.
“ He’s envious that Halloween is and will ALWAYS be 666 thousand times better than Christmas! Come at me, un-spooky old fart! ”
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You'll be getting a big gift this year! A big, big box of packaged air. That's right Cubby you're on the Naughty List.
“ Oh, com’on! Actually, wait.. I can just paint a Santa Claus replica who will gift me! ” Cubby no that’s cheating, that’s exactly the kinda thing that gets you on the naughty list.
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The world could use more people like you, Gintara. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!
“ Thank you! I’m glad I’m making a positive difference! I just wish my mother would’ve chosen this path as well. She would be much happier, I’m sure. I know I am! ”
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Iasis, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List.
“ Um. I mean thank you, but-- at the top of the list? Did I really earn that...? ” Come on kid, give yourself more credit.
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Nina Blip, you REALLY put ex-lax in Santa's cookies?! Don't expect to see your name on the Nice List anytime soon.
“ Whatever, I don’t want nor need your imaginary judgmental fat ass getting stuck down my chimney anyway. ” Don’t you have anything to say about the ex-lax, Nina?
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So far you are on the "Nice" list Bea, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!
“ Hey! People can’t make perfect choices every second! ”
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Kiki, you have been sooooo nice that you make "The CareBears" look selfish.
Happy bouncing!
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Way to help that old lady, Technum. Santa will certainly add you to the Nice List this year.
“ Well, when an ‘old program’ doesn’t run well, you should always find ways for it to run smoother instead of having it struggle until it crashes! ” Well that’s quite the analogy to “you should always help others” but it works.
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The world could use more people like you, Spectrum. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!
“ I’m sure my brother is a far better role model, but thanks. ”
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You better start making some room for the huge lump of coal you’re about to get, or either start cleaning up your act Goose!
No. :)
It might as well use that very coal to commit arson. :))
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I know your more Jaegon/Jacegon but I thought you might enjoy this Lucemond content.
Aemond is finding history repeating itself, but only this time, he is in Viserys place.
Aemond has his bastard son with Alys, but after the war, he marries o!Lucerys and has kids with him.
He doesn't realize, but he favors his son with Alys over his children with Lucerys and doesn't realize the resentment growing until its too late.
In an act similar to what happened to Sandor, Aemond's older son pushes the right side of Aemond's younger son's face into some burning coals.
His first reaction is similar to Viserys, and it isn't until he sees Alicent looking at him the same way she had looked at Viserys that night, does Aemond realize everything.
He's already spiraling when the Maester tells him that the boys eye might be lost.
Omg so I know my @ is Jaegon and that might draw this conclusion, but I’m in fact more a Lucemond whore skdkdkdoskdksk. I love Jaegon but LukexAemond are my main loves.
Holy shit, oh no! This made me angry and sad, and more angry. Gonna channel my inner Alicent.
Aemond loved his mother more than anything, she was all he had in his lowest and highest moments. He used to watch her suffer Viserys’ neglect for her and them, and he remembers, with iced cold crashing fear, how after Driftmark, as his mother held him and cried like many countless nights, he promised to himself and her that he would never be like his father.
Turns out, he was worse.
It’s nauseating and horrifying. Watching Lucerys wail on the floor as he holds their son close to his chest, rocking them back and forth and repeating how sorry he is, how he has failed him. He watches his mother’s broken expression as she relives what they lived all those years ago, but with a flash of anger and disgust at seeing it’s her own son putting her grandchild through what his father did them.
Lucerys didn’t fail their children. Aemond did. He left Lucerys to raise what their children could’ve represented little Aemond and Helaena back then, and he went and favoured not a Rhaenyra, but a three times worse version of Aegon.
Not even Aegon resented his children the way you’ve done. He thought, bitterly.
He didn’t hate Lucerys, he had certain affection for the omega. And he knew Lucerys loved him. He could feel it, and in the beginning it had made him feel sick. He hadn’t loved Alys, more like the idea of her. She had set him up to fail and die, after all. But after finding out about the pup they had had before she died, he became obsessed with the idea of not letting her go. Both rooted from anger and heartbreak. All this, it wasn’t Lucerys’ fault, yet he always caved into the side of him that thrived in the boy’s suffering. Unbeknownst that in the end, it would become his own.
Alicent Hightower kneels besides Lucerys and wraps her arms around the omega’s trembling frame. And Aemond knows he’s lost.
He lost greatly.
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