#THOUGHTS;; Funtime Freddy

[jammedmuses]

let the discourse begin [ x ]

Tisk, Tisk, you got Dissed! Funtime Freddy, Santa noticed that red stapler you stole from your co-worker's office desk last month.

“ Jokes on you! Seeing William flipping the entire office upside down looking for that stapler is WELL worth getting onto the Naughty List! ”

“ And we’d do it again! ”

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There's a reason Santa created a Naughty List. And you're just one of those reasons Golden Freddy.

Literally couldn’t care less, he goes by his own moral compass and his own moral compass alone.

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Santa's been watching you Springtrap, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.

Tired sigh. “ ... thanks. It’ll keep me warm during Winter, I guess... ”

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So far you are on the "Nice" list Millie, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!

“ ........ I’m 14. ”

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Well, Gretel, you've been a good kid this year. Santa has lots of good stuff for you this Christmas!

“ Well! I suppose that’s not too shabby all things considered, h- heh...! ”

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Tails Doll do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you.

“ Fuck you! What mouth!? WHAT FUCKING MOUTH do you see on my face!? ”

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Now, Bendy. Santa knows you're trying, but it still doesn't make up for last year. You're on the Naughty List.

“ WELL THEN?? I GUESS TRYING DOESN’T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING THEN??? HOW ABOUT I DON’T TRY AT ALL AND BECOME THE LEGEND AT THE VERY TOP OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST THEN??? HUH??? ” He took this very personally.

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Alice Angel, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!

“ Oh, you~! I just do what I can! ”

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Congratulations, Jinx! You've made the Nice List! JUST KIDDING. You've been a very bad, bad person.

“ Ugh... thanks for reminding me that I suck forever no matter what. ”

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In the words of Larry David, you've been "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good" this year Breach.

“ Of course! I make sure everything’s good and pretty in place! ” She might have misinterpreted this at some point...

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Ho ho ho! Nice try, Banshee. Thought you could slip one past the Big Guy, huh? Naughty.

Literally starts sobbing. “ I-I’m trying the best I can--! ” How could you do this to her!?

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Whoa Ketut! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present.

“ He’s envious that Halloween is and will ALWAYS be 666 thousand times better than Christmas! Come at me, un-spooky old fart! ”

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You'll be getting a big gift this year! A big, big box of packaged air. That's right Cubby you're on the Naughty List.

“ Oh, com’on! Actually, wait.. I can just paint a Santa Claus replica who will gift me! ” Cubby no that’s cheating, that’s exactly the kinda thing that gets you on the naughty list.

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The world could use more people like you, Gintara. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!

“ Thank you! I’m glad I’m making a positive difference! I just wish my mother would’ve chosen this path as well. She would be much happier, I’m sure. I know I am! ”

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Iasis, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List.

“ Um. I mean thank you, but-- at the top of the list? Did I really earn that...? ” Come on kid, give yourself more credit.

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Nina Blip, you REALLY put ex-lax in Santa's cookies?! Don't expect to see your name on the Nice List anytime soon.

“ Whatever, I don’t want nor need your imaginary judgmental fat ass getting stuck down my chimney anyway. ” Don’t you have anything to say about the ex-lax, Nina?

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So far you are on the "Nice" list Bea, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!

“ Hey! People can’t make perfect choices every second! ”

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Kiki, you have been sooooo nice that you make "The CareBears" look selfish.

Happy bouncing!

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Way to help that old lady, Technum. Santa will certainly add you to the Nice List this year.

“ Well, when an ‘old program’ doesn’t run well, you should always find ways for it to run smoother instead of having it struggle until it crashes! ” Well that’s quite the analogy to “you should always help others” but it works.

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The world could use more people like you, Spectrum. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!

“ I’m sure my brother is a far better role model, but thanks. ”

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You better start making some room for the huge lump of coal you’re about to get, or either start cleaning up your act Goose!

No. :)

It might as well use that very coal to commit arson. :))

[chloesimaginationthings]

IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..

[sketchquill]

*Very slowly pushes this towards you before naruto running away*

[whoturnedgravityoff]

more fnaf au stuff….

[dovewingkinnie]

he’s just lonely

[bionicboxes]

you and I are a lot alike 

[suddenlymicah]

has anyone considered henry possessing glamrock freddy or am i being a little silly right now

[funtimespringscare101]

My Thoughts on the FNAF Movie

*If you haven't watched it and you don't want fucking spoilers, ignore this post until you do! It's seriously worth the 8 year wait!*

Mike and Abby are so fucking cute together! Abby is my favorite character in the movie and she's so autism coded.

A DREAM THEORY BOOK... Wow, Scott just loves making fun of Matt, doesn't he? Also damn Mike threw hands with a parent.

OMG ITS YA BOI WILLIAM AFTON! WHY DID YOU HESITATE SAYING "SCHMIDT" STEVE?! THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!

MATPATTTT OMG YOU FUCKER YOU WERE IN THE MOVIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIAR! LOL His Character is called Ness. Do you mean Van-NESS-a? Ah? Get it? get the FNAF SB Theory reference? no one? Okay...

So the Aunt of the Schmidt's was the other mystery villain. I hate her already. Thanks Scott for making a character perfect for slander.

Why do you have to bring the enragement child into the movie? Why fucking BB? Gag is funny but come on. it's BB. The most mutually hated character in the franchise.

NGL Max really didn't deserve to die man, Aunt Bitch just roped her into it.

Vanessa got blushing fr with the fucking rizz she doing on Mike...

Abby and the Animatronics are the best fucking thing in the movie. Hands down.

Golden Feddy!!!!!!!1 Also if Aunt Bitch is dead. Good. Stay Dead. You and your Cigarette smelling ass.

Cory's whole cameo is a mood, man. Bro's tired of shit.

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect Vanessa to be William's daughter in this continuity. Like, at all... I was expecting, however, for Vanessa to reveal that her name is a cover (like Book! William/Dave in the Novel Trilogy or Movie! William/Steve) and her real name is be Elizabeth.

"I always Come Back." HE SAID IT!! HE SAID THE FUCKING THING!

*Hears the Freddy Laugh starting in the credits* "No... " We are Waiting every night- *Screaming in FNAF*

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO BEEEE? I JUST DON'T GET ITTTTTT!

Lol the Smugness that Movie! Cassidy has watching William suffer in the suit in the backroom.

[cherrysodabear]

🐻‍❄Uh oh! Someone took bonbon!🐰

[agentjazzy]

in the fnaf universe do we think that Funtime Freddy, Glamrock Freddy, Sun, and Moon are all voiced by like.. a vocaloid/voice bank?? where either Afton/Fazbear Entertainment bought a voice bank or they hired an in-universe Kellen Goff to make one? and then modified the original Funtime Freddy voicebank to get more use out of it without spending more money? and just bought/made new voice banks for the other Glamrocks?

or do we think that Afton hired an in-universe Kellen Goff (and other voice actors) to read a script to be programmed into his animatronics, where upon gaining sentience/getting possessed the Funtimes were able to use/build upon their pre-programmed lines with the same thing happening to the Glamrocks, where they gained sentience/became alive and were able to analyze and modify their own voices like AI voices?

or do we think it might be a combination, where Afton specifically hired voice actors for the Funtimes, but by the time Fazbear Entertainment were making the Pizzaplex animatronics, they either re-hired the same guy to keep continuity (Frank Welker is living proof that 50 years is NOTHING if you're a good voice actor) OR did they do the thing with AI voices where they INTENTIONALLY fed all the pre-recorded lines from Funtime Freddy into a program and then fine-tuned the results to get 3 more voices out of that without paying anyone

this is for nothing but my own curiosity bc I started thinking how cool it was that Kellen is the canon Freddy voice, but then I started wondering about the Implications

y'know what, here's a poll, what's YOUR headcanon??

[sallymew4]

i want them to be happy

not a SINGLE canonical timeline do they get a happy ending

cant BELIEVE THIS

anyways

passes out

[chloesimaginationthings]

What’s William Afton’s problem in FNAF….

[the-offical-raishas-circus]

I have a Fnaf theory guys

so in pizzeria sim we hear M. Freddy say ‘one big happy family!’, right? This could imply one of two things:

It’s entirely possible that Freddy isn’t aware that Charlotte Emily/the puppet/lefty are in the building, which is likely considering how absolutely TRASH at spacial awareness (and ballora too, let’s be honest here).

2. Freddy IS aware that the puppet is here and just considers charlotte a part of the family WHICH MEANS…. *drumroll*

THE HENRY X WILLAM SHIP IS ACTUALLY CANON?!?!!??!!?????

[nightmare-foundation]

Honestly I have. No clue how to develop one of my fnaf aus lol

The 'Round Two' au has always escaped me regarding where to take it

For context, it's an au inspired by the fic Laughing at Tragedy written by inkspottie, where instead of Michael possessing Lolbit or becoming a living corpse, Michael instead ends up possessing the remains of funtime Freddy, which Charlie put together since it was the most intact out of all the funtimes, not to mention Yenndo still being around

But it's so hard to figure out how Michael would get out of the facility, since in this au, funtime Freddy is actually a LOT bigger (same size as Circus Baby). I know he'd find Henry, accidentally scare the shit out of each other, and then stay together, but I also don't know what would happen after that...

Does anyone have any suggestions? I don't want to accidentally copy Laughing at Tragedy 😅

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

How do you think CTW would’ve ended if CTW Funtime Freddy x Millie’s grandpa was canon?

[hiya-im-mary]

I wanna make more posts about FNAF,Spesifically Funtime Foxy,cuz…she’s always been my favourite!

Allthough I feel like I’d have to put a reminder to not start any gender debates Cuz I use she/her for FunFox!!