#TIME FOR CRAB

[brightlotusmoon]

[ironychan]

@shiftythrifting

Giant valentine crab (for context, it's April 10)

Possibly donated by the same person as the crab?

SLAP CHOP!!!

And this amazing Lobster Shirt

[crabmuseum]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I'm sorry, is that a crab holding nail clippers in your bathroom?!

I love your absurd bathroom decor. Everything about the fish room is excellent

It is indeed! It's the only way I won't lose the clippers. 😅

[strawlessandbraless]

In honor of National Crab Day, behold the Pom Pom Crab!! 🦀

The Pom Pom Crab, Lybia tessellata, is the crustacean sensation that’s sweeping the nation. It’s debated whether the anemones they hold are for defense, camouflage, or mating. But it’s clear they know how to accessorize & they know it 💅

[0ddoblivion]

HE'S GOT A FUCKING KNIFE

[thepurplebones]

Donald Trump found Guilty on all 34 Counts:

[glorbs-dominion]

A great battle!

Was a surprise to us here at Glorb's that this was going on. So, naturally, it made it's way into our "Funny Channel"!

[rosetherandomreblogger]

READY THE CRABS???????

[crabdominalpain]

The last piece for the VISIONS UNVEILED zine, @lil-tachyontachyon world "The Vacuum Jungle", is the Blimp Shrimp, an Omnidirectional flying crustacean with a helium-filled claw.

"The Sylvania System features species with both natural and engineered origins, including the Blimp Shrimp, an aero-dominant crustacean adapted to the Dyson Canopies' atmosphere. These creatures possess a large, semi-transparent dorsal claw that stores unique algae-bacteria for buoyancy and movement in a zero-gravity environment. Their bioengineered design includes a twisting abdomen for stability and distinctive nesting habits based on inherited symbols. Blimp Shrimps can be domesticated as "sky steeds" for transportation, and they are passive feeders with specialized antennae for capturing prey. Mating rituals involve unique clicking sounds their claws produce, influencing local music. Despite the uncertainty of their creators' fates, the legacy of the Blimp Shrimp endures in the Sylvania System's diverse ecosystem."

[tinylongwing]

A true story:

Nighttime on Rota. It's very dark out. I begin to hear scratching at my hotel door.

I ignore it, but it continues. Eventually I decide I have to know what it is so I cautiously open up while keeping the chain in the door lock, ready to block the opening if it's a rat or feral dog.

I look down. And down a little bit more.

... Oh, good evening, sir! Yes, everything is fine here, thank you!

Just your friendly local hotel crab 🦀(Cardisoma carnifex, brown land crab)

[mystery-of-arkham-asylum]

Saw this mug today and thought Tumblr would like it.

[crabmuseum]

[eris-perish]

Local sushi chef battles minor crab deity

[beardedmrbean]

[noccolibroccoli]

I love Maryland because whenever we get any kind of severe weather forecast the state agencies all post The Most Maryland Infographic Of All Time