alex and steve are THE t4t couple of all time
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being patrick’s young gf and having a crush on art… just from watching their old games he sometimes rewatches.. always asking questions about their relationship because u know there’s more to the story… anyway patrick lets art fuck u because he can see art needs it. needs a young thing to just ruin<333
stop because patrick would fuck you while you watch arts matches and tell you about that time he taught art how to kiss, how big his dick is, how he knows what art sounds like when he cums, how he bets he'd sound even breathier if he was inside you. taunts you for wanting to see them kiss, for wanting two tongues on your pussy. such a fucking pervert.
maybe arts divored from tashi, maybe they're in an open relationship, either way patrick finds a way to reel him in. (maybe he sucked art off - stroked his pink cock till it was dripping and weeping and told him all about how his little girlfriend - "thinks you're so fucking hot, man. don't you wanna fuck some fresh pussy? she's tight. tighter than my throat..") he finds a way to get that man in your apartment. nervous to start, of course, but not for long. with your eager attention and patricks encouragement it isn't long before you're living out one of your fantasies.
legs in the air with art donaldson stroking deep inside your cunt while patrick zweig kisses him with so much tongue it should be gross.
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Kmag and Nico committed absolute atrocities in a team wid the aerodynamic budget of 3 unripe peaches, a pit wall that cud be assembled by a child, a pit crew that was sometimes uncertain of constituted, in fact, a tire, an unhinged team principal who called them 'wankers' on several occasions, an energy drink sponsor that branded itself #BetterThanRedBull , was not available for purchase anywhere in this mortal realm, and whose twitter acc called the haas car ((that haas was paying it to sponsor)) a MILK float. They saw that and accepted the vision, not because they hoped for wins, or podiums, or God forbid, a working race strategy, they did that because that was America's team. That was gene haas' dream. Because in Canada, 2024, they sent both drivers out in full wets, overtook half the grid, and then immediately fucked it all up wid an 8 second pit stop. 10 cars in 6 laps. For nothing. Neither of them even finished in the points. Kmag told Nico to suck his balls in 2017 and 4 years later Nico wud park himself in front of bitches just so Kmag wud go ahead and target the men in front of him like he worked for Lockheed martin. This was perhaps one of the most important, significant, life altering driver pairings of current Formula 1. And I thank them for their service, and I´ll never forget it.
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I am going to be SO UNSUFFERABLE ABOUT HIM WHEN THE GAME COMES OUT.
I can't.
I just can't.
HE HAS A SWEATER UNDERNEATH.
A SWEATER.
I AM GOING TO BE SO UNWELL FOR HIM. FML.
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taking a break!
hi :) i’ll be off from august 4th to august 10th. i am taking a break to handle some personal stuff in my life 🫡 i will be back! <3
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Having Perona and Zoro around for a time helped bring Mihawk out of his cocoon a little. As a result, he doesn't mind partaking in some company once in a while.
That doesn't change once he's with Cross Guild. He still keeps mostly to himself, but if there's nothing important happening and he's bored enough, he'll step outside to go and see what the Buggy Pirates and their clown captain are doing. He observes for awhile, has a drink, maybe chitchats with someone.
Soon enough, Buggy learns Mihawk likes to indulge in music.
Buggy learns Mihawk will listen to almost anything with them.
Buggy learns Mihawk knows every word to Bohemian Rhapsody and will silently mouth them along while the rest of the Buggy Pirates are belting them out like drunk dying animals.
Buggy learns Mihawk will bang his head right on cue with the rest of them on that rockin' guitar solo.
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happy walten file. oh my god. hello?
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