#TOAD speaks

[l0st3toad]

I'm sorry. . .

I didn't mean too. . . I wasn't . . . I wasn't in control. . . I'm so sorry, KID. . . I . . . DAMN IT!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! I'M - I'M. . . i'm turning into him. . . . no. . . no. . ! I won't. Pull yourself together, TOAD. . . damn it. . .

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Surprise! Did you know some toads glow under UV lignt? I sure didn't! This is a Couch's spadefoot toad (Scaphiopud couchii) showing off this fantastic ability.

[l0st3toad]

Good to hear at least. heheh.. For me? I suppose you could say i'm still intact, I'm an adult, i'm trapped in a Toad vessel... kind of easy to just pass by me.

. . . 🍄

Heya, kiddo! sanity still in check? :) . . . 🍄

( @l0st3toad )

” Don’t worry, it is. At least whatever’s left of it is, heheh. “

“ I hope everything is going okay on your part too, I can’t remember the last time we’ve talked… “

[cali-kabi]

~ another trailer of Mario and Luigi Brothership here’s some screenshots <3🌟💫🥹👏OMG EVERYONES HERE IM SO HAPPY AAAAA!!!!

[aeriona]

RAGGGHHHHH TEAM PRESENT REPRESENT!

personally I'm repping this team like a rabid animal gnawing on the bars of my cage but I do also want to wish a hearty good luck to the other two teams! :)

Team Past - Team Future

[flamingtoads]

We shouldn't have watched that movie before bed, was the thought that popped into Karen's mind as she followed closely behind her wife out of their bedroom. The floor boards creak as Hen and Karen stops at the end of the hallway. They pause as a large lumpish shadow cast from the kitchen light rushes out of view, followed with what sounded like a clatter of dishes falling together. Karen leaned closer into Hen, "Did you see that?" Hen's hands gripped tightly around the baseball bat, preparing herself for what might be waiting for her in the kitchen. "Sure did."

[l0st3toad]

" huh? Oh, hey there, Damsel. " [He turns as he looks up at the princess vessel, gods, when was the last time he saw her? This place sure kept them busy, whether it be in hiding or doing their jobs.] " It's been a while. . . " - 🍄

[Lurking in the far reaches of the 1-1 world, as usual, that was where most of the desecrated bodies that brute left behind were accommodated, she always tried to go unnoticed by the others, one for her own sake and in turn for the sake of the others.]

- You again?

[She said reluctantly, hiding one of the corpses she was cleaning behind her.]

@l0st3toad

[lilangelsoap]

frog and toad stimboard 🫧🤍🌿

[tethered-heartstrings]

love how sometimes I can play videos of cats meowing and my own cats do not care and other times my cats look at me with their necks craned and eyes wide like what did the internet cat say right now? was it a slur?

[charmingradiobelle]

This is how the scene went right?

[l0st3toad]

HIDE

Hiding once again, poor kid is getting chased by the giant lunatic again.... sorry, kid, not much I can do.

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Wow! Checking in on my hiatus to see noted herpetologist David Scherz reblog my dumb little frog post is incredible. I feel like I got a high five from David Attenborogh. My life is complete, I don't need to post anymore. (Jk, I'm not going anywhere).

Anyway, here's more herps!

(In order: an Asian vine snake eating a skink, another Asian vine snake, an Asian painted toad, a borneo keeled pit viper, and a blind snake (a Brahminy blind snake I think)).

[l0st3toad]

[Honest TOAD reaction.] 🍄

” Oh- “

( @t0rtur3dcreation )

( @l0st3toad )

[markscherz]

A FINE LAD I FOUND DURING A BREAK AT D&D TONIGHT

Rolled a comfortable 18 on your random encounter table, did you? Congratulations.

[phibsies]

(art not mine) toad brigade has my heart rn guys .. i need to draw them

[aikohellscape]

Lance tipped the bottle up and took a sip, then muttered, “We should get more whiskey.” Todd whipped around, scandalized. “No. Lancey, nooooo. You are not driving. You’re gonna crash the Jeep. You’re gonna take out a whole Taco Bell and then cry about it.” “I wouldn’t cry.” “You’d cry,” Todd said with confidence. “Like, ugly cry. You’d be like, ‘I killed the crunchwrap, brooo.’” He mimed dramatic tears, full snort-laughing halfway through. Lance grinned, slow and lazy. “Aww, worried about my safety?” Todd’s face went pink. Immediate, obvious, no chance to cover it. “Shut up.” He shoved Lance’s arm, but it barely moved him. “Whatever. I just—don’t wanna be stuck explaining to a cop why your drunk ass plowed into a CVS.” “You’re adorable when you’re concerned,” Lance teased, elbowing him just enough to make Todd wobble. Todd turned even redder and scrambled for his phone. “DoorDash. We’re gonna be responsible adults.” “You don’t even have your password memorized.” “Don’t need to,” Todd slurred triumphantly, holding up his thumb. “Biometric security, bitch.” He unlocked the app and started aggressively scrolling. “Okay. Okay. Snacks. Another bottle. And maybe, like—ooh, taquitos.” Lance watched him with a crooked grin, still a little surprised by how easy it was to let Todd drape himself over him like this. All knees and bare feet and wild curls, yelling at his phone like it was talking back.