#TRUST ME THATS MY BELOVED EGG

[swagveryswagamazinf]

FIRST TIME IN A BOAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AFTER SHE WENT TL HELL CAME BACK AND RETURNED WITH A WEIRD ACCENT LIFE IS GOOD

[abysslll]

im not even really into vento aureo anymore but i still feel more excited abt my bruabba from up on poppy hill au than my new bsd fic ideas

[anartisticdreamer0]

(this will be a complete liveblog of what’s happening on elq’s pov)

HE WENT DOWN THE ELEVATOR AND THERES A WHOLE FACILITY.

he’s walking down a hallway with creepy music playing- it stopped. this is a long hallway. no music tho.

this is a ridiculously long hallway wtf. oh we get music again.

oh a room. is there a door? he disconnected? i heard a discord sound effect- OH HES TALKING.

(roier killed cellbit kekw)

he’s talking about how interesting despite how long he’s spent in purgatory he’s never seen such hypocrisy and sin. and that purgatory has done that on purpose that it has brought out the worst in people.

HES DYING OF THIRST HAHAHAHA HE HAD TO ASK THE ADMINS FOR WATER NO MAMES.

haha to make the drink “cool” he said these are the tears of god. he sounds a lot like the eyeball watcher thing.

we’re back to walking down long creepy hallways- oo stairs.

THE FUCKING EGGS. YOU MONSTER. ALL THE BABIES ARE HERE. he’s seeing if he knows all the babies. he doesn’t really remember their names but he knows who their parents are. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO POMME. he said no one loves pomme.

HES SAYING THE EGGS WERE ABANDONED THATS NOT TRUE YOU PRICK. pomme you amazing girl. she has complete faith in her parents, in etoiles, that they love her. ELQ YOU BITCH. the eggs still have signs btw. “stop talking about my dad” love you ramon. TALLULAHHHH MY BABY. why does he keep calling the daughters “hijo” bro wtf hija dude hija. lullah responded in spanish how interesting. she knows elq isn’t q WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST SAID SHES GONNA DIE.

there were mob sound effects of something dying. and weirdly enough those sounds lined up with a mob phil is attacking on the surface. interesting.

elq said all the parents are hypocrites and they will kill the other eggs to save their own kid. and how all the parents are not good people. chayanne is the only name he remembered immediately how weird.

poor leo. he didn’t even remember anything about her. “leo culero” love ya leo. richas our beloved. he wants to tell richas something and wants his full attention while saying it.

“there’s no big disturbance to the peace than a group of people who want to know something they shouldn’t” i believe that’s what he said. my spanish is not perfect.

he tells the eggs to stop hoping their parents will come get them, but that it’s up to them. that it’s nice to have faith. and that if they want to give a last message to their parents he might pass it on.

“BRASIL C-“ there was more but i wasn’t able to write it. it was richas tho

“mata es culero por mi” - leo

“my das will always better than you” - chayanne

“Give him hell Dad Fit.” - ramon

“Papa phil forgive me for not a bittersweet goodbye. Papi Wilbur. I miss you endlessly and I know we will reunite <3 ily” - tallulah

“quinta vez que me secuestran y aun asi esto es tan aburrido y sozo” - dapper

“I trust them. I believe in them. I love them. I miss them. And you. Don’t you dare hurt any of my siblings.” - pomme

he then says he has no further plans for them and that all of their parents are savages and they’re about to have a huge fight. i heard a sign get placed but elq didn’t check it out. at dapper’s he laughed remembering the time he captured him.

(why the hell did fit say they broke the geneva convention??)

elq asks something(?) if there’s anything more and to tell him then. nothing responds.

THE EYE SAYS ONLY THE LEADERS WILL FIGHT. 1v1 pvp. nothing off the table.

after the announcement elq’s stream ends.

[pikbro]

tell me about ur fnac oc I already love them

WAHOO YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM JUMPING FOR JOY

putting it under a read more bc i dont wanna clog peoples dashes with this long ass oc post LOLL

uhh ok so. her name is ivory (obviously) and shes from the fnac 2 era so shes lived in the gross ugly abandoned factory her whole life lol

her parents (cindy and blank) built her out of whatever they could find in the factory so shes kind of an amalgam of various parts from different generations of candys. thats not reflected very well in the way i draw her but trust me. it definitely was not something i thought of after i had already redesigned her

its also why shes missing an eye + the suit part(???) on one arm, they jsut couldnt find anything lmaoo. shes technically unfinished but shes Functional so whatever

shes also missing the suit part on her shins similar 2 withered blank so she covers that up with the leg warmer thingies i guess

i wish i wasnt too stupid to learn 3d modeling so i could better explain what i mean + make her real but alas. my brain is so tiny

also shes like. idk. almost as tall as blank maybe. abt the same height as the rat i guess

like assuming the thank u image is height accurate this is what i mean

shes a tad insecure abt her height bc she towers over like. every single other animatronic except for her dad LMAO

i like to imagine she was present during fnac 2 and she was jsut hiding on another floor or somethijng. secret ivory easter egg

that also means she burned along with her parents at the end of the game this is so sad

unsure if shes killed people. thatd be funny tho

i imagine shed be kinda scared of humans after being told abt what happened to blank in the first game. so idk

idk if i wanna make this littel fucker canon to her lore but i like their dynamic. so maybe. all i know rn is he jsut shows up outta nowhere and theyre somewhat close bc she sucks at socializing with literally anyone outside of immediate family

if its not obvious im jsut pulling stuff outta my ass + listing off whatever i can remember comign up with whilst walking around my house to music like an insane person

ivory is the result of 12 year old me liking the worst ship ever and then stealing someones oc so shes not meant to be taken that seriously. coherent character traits/lore/whatever is not my main priority LMAOO

anyways thajnk u for asking abt her and giving me an excuse to ramble abt my beloved creature bye

[mangora]

Oh also here’s my notes from reading TTI chapters prologue through four hehe I don’t remember what any of these mean:

Prologue:

•Oh the baby teeth detail I love that

•He would drink white chocolate mochas

•I genuinely like that the show isn’t scripted but is still treated like a show, like that’s a nice touch

•Peter! :)

•I feel you sha-mod

•They’re holding hands thats so wholesome

•McLovin and Micheal beef?

•QUIRKED UP WHITE BOY

•I already like Joner and Jules

•AUSTIN!!

•Courtney and Patrick narrative foils?

•Scary is so silly

•Frollo stepping away from the women is killing me

•Is Kitty okay. Girl are you okay get out of the water!!

•Mal and Courtney beef???

•Bonnie 👍

•Scruffy is just like me fr

•I like Ass but their name being Ass is giving me psychic damage

•Max is already going to be babygirl I can tell

•Alex jumpscare

•Trans Staci? Just spitballing here

•O and Kelly friends? Please?

•Austin got fucking blown away??

•Caesar has this fruity little swagger about him that I love

•McLovin’s all alone :(

•Peter my beloved

•Do possums lay eggs?

Overall: Really enjoyed this, I think it’s a really good introduction to the characters, I’m super excited to learn more about them and the writing is really good!!

Chapter 1:

•I do not trust Mal what is she doing

•Is McLovin okay

•Fren?? Buddy?? Are you good??

•Get his ass Patrick

•Austin don’t do that

•I love Joner so much dude

•Julia my beloved

•Bibble real??

•The Staci bit is genuinely so funny

•Max is so toxic this is great

•If anything bad happens between Michael and Joner I will lose it

•Thinking abt an Ass and Patrick alliance

•Courtney deserves better man

•Okay Max is actually kind of slaying rn

•Max and Julia are already giving me mlm and wlw hostility energy

•Did he just call him a Square

•Why wasn’t Patrick on the chopping block he’s such a bitch lol

•Nooo I liked Fren :(

Overall: Another great chapter, I think the dynamic developing between Courtney, Mal, and Ass is super interesting! I’m also excited to see where Max and Julia’s characters go

Chapter 2:

•Max is such a hater

•Mal and Ass moment

•Bonnie and Caesar solidarity

•The fucking high five that’s so good

•The red face on Sha-Mod’s cutout too god holy shit I love this

•I’m a Patrick lover first

•I want breadsticks too

•Never change Mal

•McLovin and Courtney talking is healing me

•Wait Austin and Kelly are kind of cute together

•Get his ass Joner

•Oh that’s so cute

•Them turning to Max 💀

•Patrick is a Madonna enjoyers holy shit

•I like this alliance. I really like this alliance dude /gen

•I’m punching the floor I love Joner so much

•Dude what the fuck happened between Mal and Courtney and should I be afraid

•NOT LEVITICUS 18:22

•How have they been up for 50 hours what the hell

•Nooo Joner

•HE JUST CALLED HIM GAY??

•This is so funny oh my god

•YO THATS FUCKING AWESOME

•I really like Caesar now dude thats a choice move

•He’s sleeping on Bonnie’s shoulder 🥺

•NO

•NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

•JONER?? OVER FROLLO????

•I’m going insane I’m gonna spit I’m gonna throw up I’m gonna cry

•JONER??????

Overall: The relationships and dialogue in this episode were super fun, I felt like we got to know a lot of the characters better. Joner leaving made me incredibly sad but I think that just reflects how well built-up and likable his character was in a short amount of time

Chapter 3:

•Caesar :)

•Patrick is so real

•Tfw your teammate gives you candy because you lost a lawsuit??

•Kitty is such a Cryptid I love them

•Whoever hit Frollo ily

•GET IT PATRICK

•Mal is so cool??

•How is Staci so good at this what the fuckkk

•Bonnie lore!

•Fujoshis are serving cunt in this challenge

•Peter’s autistic eyes

•Is Mal trying to sabotage them?

•”Prove my worth” Oh Peter :(

•KELLY YOU’RE GOING TO KILL THEM

•Is throwing from the ceiling legal

•YOOO SCARY IS SLAYING THATS SO NEAT

•Poor Peter :(

•Yo that is a big ass alliance also Kelly and Austin are so cute

•Staci and Scary friendship!

Overall: Another banger episode, Mal especially was super interesting, I have no idea what her intention was but regardless sabotage is always interesting. Also the Kelaustin(?) is fire and all the characters are just really cool and fun

Chapter 4:

•Scruffy is like Millie and I mean that in a very good way

•Don’t be a hater Court

•”Intelligence is always impressive” yea ok Max just kiss them already

•”Under 30 minutes” dude

•Patrick and Kitty is making my brain Work

•GET IT MCLOVIN

•GET IT SCRUFFY dude that’s insane

•Nooo Patrick!! I liked him :(

Overall: Dude I love this chapter so much, Courtney and McLovin’s friendship and the mounting issues with Mal are both so good. Also Scruffy’s spelling skills, mwah, god tier detail and win. I’m sad Patrick’s gone, he was my babygirl, but him finding Kitty of all people to be impressive and then losing because of it was like surprisingly cute and tragic? Autistic alpha male tsundere x full-on cryptid is a god tier dynamic that I’ve never considered before. I want good things for them

[truezero]

OK TOH THOUGHTS let’s go (these are just in order of the episodes progression btw)

Spoilers for Clouds on the horizon below

-look at the collector being a silly little guy!! Love them fr fr

-“what if it’s all chaaaanged? What if YOU changed??” Dude

-“you can barely keep your human shape anymore!” DUDE

-ok so at the very least we know that they aren’t gonna make a new grimwalker while Hunter is still around

-but also Belos’ utter lack of care about him makes me :(

-Yeah Belos free the collector, I don’t think they’re one you want to break a promise of :)

-“you need to have more faith in pinky swears >:(“ the collector grows on me more and more every episode I swear

-I could go on a whole rant about why the shift from their initially just kinda silly behaviour (in my opinion) to truly childlike nature is what both warmed me up to them and made me very scared for him

-but that’s for another post

-KIKI GOT FUCKING DEMOTED LMAO

-I’m gonna punt her

-hidden Blight kids what they doing

-“Blights always uphold their end of the deal” FUCK you

-oh hang on so Odalia talks about “reconsidering her deal” with Alador and immediately moves into talking about how the kids should get more involved, does that mean that Alador has been convincing Odalia not to shove them into business work? I hope so

-HE LOOKS SO DISTRESSED OH NO

-I must say I am enjoying Alador’s gradual redemption. I like that he hasn’t been forgiven right away, reasonably so, but is working to be better I think that’s just a very good way to go about his character and I’m very happy about it

-ok scene change to sum up fuck Odalia I’m gonna crime her

-Dude I want to give King a hug so bad

-LUZ HAS A LITTLE PONYTAIL

-Eber is real funny lookin’ I love them

- AAA Eda seems like she’s trying to put up a brave face and I’m gonna sob

- EGG EGG WGG EGG EGG EGG THATS SO SWEET

-AWE EDA ENCOURAGING LUZ TO GO SAVE AMITY

- “bossy boots” 🥺🥺🥺

-Raine making a promise to Luz aaaaaa

-YES MAKE IT YOUR BATTLE CRY CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR DARIUS SPECIFICALLY

-DUDE Katya is so fun and also my sister is so gay for her

-THEY’RE BEST BUDDIES I LOVE THEM

-H U N T E R MY DARLING THERE HE IS HE HAS A NEW OUTFIT I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM A KISS

-HÉ HAS A HANDSHAKE WITH GUS AWE

-HUNTER BB NO YOU’RE MORE THAN THAT :(

-Gus using the thingy he nabbed from Adrian is so excellent

-“SORRY MAN” Hunter my beloved

-why’d they slide in like that gkdjdhd

-YESS Hunter jumping in to help Luz they are siblings your honour I love them

-THEY ARE ALL SO POWERFUL LOOK AT THEM GO

-LUZ GO BLUSHYYYY THEYRE SO CUTE

-ROMEO AND JULIET MOMENT WITH THE BALCONY MY GOD

-AYO flowers around the balcony??

-ODALIA FUCKING BROKE THE TAMAGOTCHI I’m gonna commit a crime actually

-they tried to burn down. The FUCKING factory. I sometimes fear the Blight twins just as much as I love them

-NOOO AMITY :( I’m giving her a hug too everyone is getting hugs

-Emira prompting Amity to talk about Luz,, I’ll cry methinks

-“I would say all that :)” they’re so cute I’m on the FLOOR

-THE FLOWER FRAMING RESEMBLES THE VINES AROUND THE WINDOW WITH EDA AND RAINE FROM TTBK

-LUZ SPINNING AMITY AROUND IS SO GOOD AND SWEET

-holy shit did the frame rate go up when amity said “I know”

-KISSKISSKISSSKISSKISSKISS AAAAAAAADJGIKSJDDH DISINTEGRATING

-c r i k e y

-They are such nerds I’m going to scream slash positive connotation

-AMITY MAKING THE SAME FACE AS BACK IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE SHE LOVES HER GIRLFRIEND

-oh yeah everyone else is here too

-HUNTER LOOKS SO GRUMPY

-STEVE TIME

-ooh haven’t seen the elixirs in a while that’s slightly concerning

-HOOTY WEARING CLOTHES WHO DID THIS

-why is Amber the one piloting the ship she’s too TINY FOR THAT

-“it won’t change your voice, so try not to say much” that’s gonna come back

-EDA STILL HAS HER GOLD TOOTH I GUARANTEE THATS GONNA COME BACK

-oh god there goes her head I forgot she could just do that

-mmmm I don’t quite like that they just h a v e a sigil glove

-I trust Steve with my life but it is TERRIFYING that he can (is about to) brand Eda with a sigil just at any given notice

-why the FUCK does Odalia’s hair move like that

-Kiki looks so pathetic it’s incredible

-they are hiding :)

-AWE NO LET KING HELP

-THE COLLECTOR IS IN KING’S HEAD THATS PROBABLY NOT GOOD

-I do NOT like how even the collector HIMSELF is doubtful of Belos’ integrity I am so prepared for him to betray the collector (never planned on freeing them in the first place maybe?) and the collector to go NUTS

-maybe that’s how we get collector!Luz? They team up because the collector feels betrayed and they’re like “Y’know what we do not like each other but this puritan bitch has to go”

-is king getting kidnapped with a trail of hex mix I swear to god

-The music is always so peppy when we get a new Blight product that dichotomy of sound and what’s actually happening is AWESOME

-SNORSEPOWER

-Snorses :)

-dude Kikimora just getting fucking picked up is so funny

-“IM TALLER THAN E V E R Y O N E” she’s so unhinged oh my god

-she’s going to kill someone with that

-and I have no idea if it’s going to be on purpose or not

-WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RAT THAT LOOKS LIKE ALADOR

-is that his palisman

-I’m gonna start a riot if that’s his palisman

-I don’t even mean it negatively just fucking RAT

-Hunter trying to trick Odalia has no right being as funny as it is

-Dude how did Odalia not notice the abomination-purple hair poking out of one of those masks

-stop calling his voice annoying :(

-“sOrrY mAn” coven scout noooo

-AYO every one of the wild witches in this scene look awesome why are these designs so jammin’

-ok good King didn’t get kingnapped

-King hanging out with Alador? Not what I expected but I’ll gladly take it

-how is Odalia still running a business dude you can’t just fire HALF A TEAM and expect the same work rates

-I hate her

-she’s literally a toxic store manager but a million times worse

-GIRL GIVE YOUR HUSBAND A WEEKEND OFF WHAT THE FUCK

-“sounds like I joined the wrong coven” does mans not get LUNCH BREAKS??

-THE WIND BLOWING AFTER KING MENTIONED NEVER MEETING HIS DAD

-IS THE TITAN TEYING TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE PUSH ON THE SWING

-SCREAMING

-dude did Alador make that swingset for the kids??? It’s very abomination-y so it doesn’t seem unlikely

-I hope so that’s so cute

-“I’m gonna spend more time with my kids. Get to know them.“ SOBS

-oh fuck he knows now

-“I’m tired of all this draaama” I’m going to kill you

-AWE AMITY DEFENDING LUZ LOOK AT HER STANDING UP TO HER MOM I’M SO PROUD OF HER

-“oh no, no, that won’t do” dude she’s literally acting like Luz is like,,, a fashion choice or an object she’s so yuckyyyy

-YESSS GO AMITY SHE’S SO POWERFUL

-STOP HUNTER LOOKS SO SCARED AT KIKI THREATENING TO BRING HIM TO BELOS

-all the more reason for me to punt her

-“The Emperor has eyes everywhere” THERE BETTER NOT BE A TRAITOR I SWEAR TO GOD

-I really hope it’s just the collector watching through King and not a traitor

-oh fuck they plotting

-GO AMITY HELL YEA SHE IS UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL

-“IT WAS THE POWER OF SCIENCE” what a nerd

-WHAT THE FUCK SHE KNEW ALREADY

-ODALIA IS SO SO ICKY

-G O D

-bro Amity gets her red-faced trait from her dad that’s kinda cute

-THANK YOU ALADOR FOR REALIZING YOUR WIFE IS SHIT

-I forgot how oracles fight that’s pretty sick

-WAITWAIT LUZ DID THE HUNTER TELEPORT

-THAT’S NOT NORMAL

-ARE THEY ILLUSIONED AS EACH OTHER

-ok “Hunter” blowing a raspberry at Kiki they’re definitely illusioned as each other

-“Hunter” did Luz’s classic little lip curl

-I will now be pointing out every detail that is proving this until either they switch back or I am proven wrong

-“LUZ” HAS A TOOTH GAP

-I REPEAT

-TOOTH GAP

-also both of them aren’t talking much did Steve not say illusions can’t change voices 👀

-Ok so Luz’s plan was definitely to illusion them as each other for some reason yea

-unfortunately, the jet pack did indeed work

-NO ODALIA LETS NOT GET BACK TO BUSINESS I AM GOING TO BITE YOU

-YES GO AMITY CUT HER OFF

-mmm Odalia calling amity “princess” just really gave me the icks I Do Not Like

-AYO Alador can pack a fuckin punch his eyes went purple and everything

-“Also, I quit” DIVORCE ARC

-“I’ve been meaning to find a new competent business partner anyway” Odalia that’s your fucking HUSBAND. Who you are MARRIED TO

-this slightly implies that she married him purely for business and that’s just :(

-and off into the mist she goes

-bye bye bitch I hate youuuu

-damn even Alador is scared of Odalia

-Gus is still holding an illusion even though the fight is over 👀 👀

-DUDE I FUCKIN CALLED IT

-THERE HE IS

-HE LOOKS SO DISTRESSED HE IS NOT USED TO KINDNESS FROM ADULTS ALSO HE IS NOT IN FACT LUZ

-oh no

-OH NO

-OK SO LUZ GOT HERSELF CAUGHT AS HUNTER ON PURPOUSE

-WOW THATS NO GOOD

-FUCKING CLIFFHANGER GOD DAMN IT

FINAL THOUGHTS

Very good episode 8.5/10 Hootys from me

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#5

Hes tiny

411 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 24. Januar 2022

#4

Literally me looking at castiel

423 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 23. April 2022

#3

I like imagining dean going "43 huh? I really am an old man now :)" and he means it in a positive way, bc he never expected to live past 30, but cas gets so OFFENDED on his behalf like "dean you are NOT old, the average life expectancy is around 80, you are barely half that age!"

And dean finds it hilariously funny so he decides to egg cas on like "no but cas, cant you see these crows feet? Also i swear i found a grey hair yesterday and my stamina isnt what it used to be..."

"Dean if this is about your sexual prowess, i can assure you-"

708 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 24. Januar 2022

#2

Personally, im fond of "dean thinks he already confessed and cas doesnt return his feelings" truthing, bc it makes both of them look like dumbasses.

Dean thinks his feelings were obvious since almost saying "i love you" in the crypt, but he thinks cas DEFINITELY knows after his prayer in the trap, so cas not saying anything back must mean hes trying to let him down easy, right? He doesnt need to explicitly state his feelings and intentions, because they must be embarrassingly obvious. Cas has to know he is loved, forgiven and wanted, the fact that he doesnt reciprocate and keeps leaving is a clear enough answer in itself.

Except, cas is kind of a tunnel visioned autism boy and he NEEDS stuff spelled out for him at least once.

So while dean is over there being an emotionally repressed bag of "if i never talk about my humiliatingly soft feelings out loud, i cant ever be rejected out loud. people just have to KNOW", we have cas going "too bad my embarrassingly soft feelings obviously arent returned, i better keep them to myself so i dont ruin the friendship i have by being greedy" and theyre both wrong and most other people can easily see that.

Cas NEEDS it said out loud, thats why his verbal confession made him so happy, the words had been choking him for ages. Meanwhile dean is visibly confused bc why now and why is cas acting like his feelings arent returned when he KNOWS that dean.... and by the time dean has processed all of it, its too late.

Them overcoming their trust issues, low self esteem and bad communication skills together is essential to me in any post-canon fix it. Dean needs to know that its ok to talk about feelings and that cas deserves the security of an actual confession and cas needs to learn that not everything has to be explicitly spelled out for it to be true and he can just trust deans love for him.

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Meine #1 des Jahres 2022

I think cas is so cute like teethclenching, stomachache, squeeze, cry cute, like i cant fucking handle it cute and idk why???

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[susie-dreemurr]

I just realized I never posted my dungeon meshi ep 18 liveblog hold on

They’re talking about my boy, Mad Mage beloved <3

Laois and Marcille you guys are way too optimistic gods bless. Senshi and Chilchuck are just like me fr fr, we know that shit ain’t working

WIAT THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE HERE

QUE??????

Cringe fail shapeshifters lmao

Ok Laios is, once again, just like me fr fr. my memory of ppl’s appearances are also pretty vague so I easily miss vital details about their appearance, like he did about Chil and Senshi 😭

The way he’s speaking reminds me of Falin 🥲

Guys maybe the ones who aren’t participating in the conversation are imposters— nvm they started to participate it’s jover. They too stupid </3

As someone who is very Laios, yeah I wouldn’t trust his observation skills that much either. Well, if the imposters act OBVIOUSLY different he might but I know he’s just like me fr fr so that’s why I doubt. I’m shit at people.

You’ve not lost trust :(

Not the childproof cap 💀 also Ngl the instant he asked for help I would think he’s the impostor because “the REAL Chilchuck would never ask for help so easily!”— THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Okay Ngl the Marcille imposter is good at this

PFFFF MARCILLE SO TRUE!!! She is the only one who realizes because she ain’t

LETS GOOOO LAIOS I ALWAYS BELIEVED

NO MAMES LAIOS DOGBOY

Oooo he’s smart

Oh my god. She found out. The fish eggs. Lmao

LETS GOOO THE CAT GIRL IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT

Ep 19

[ssatoritendou]

Old Spice, Breakfast, & Memory Lane

Pairing: Itadori/reader

Yuuji Itadori

+ summary: Yuuji takes notice that you slept in his sweatshirt. In which leads into a conversation about your future, and talking about your past as well.

Word count: 1.7k

Genre: fluff

Warning: hornee Yuuji

“___, you won’t believe what this cursed- Shit you are sleep,” Yuuji said putting up his hands feeling guilty. He switched to whispering. “Sorry, Babe.” He placed his hand on your head gracefully stroking your hair.

“She looks delicious to eat,” Sukuna said mouth appear on Yuuji’s palm licking the hair under his hand.

Yuuji slaps his hand to his face. “I thought I told you to never do that to her.” He growled.

“Too bad though she smells like you.”

“Just ignoring me fine. What do you mean she smells like me? She always smells fresh like a clean spring day, refreshing.” Yuuji smiled.

“Maybe because she is wearing that gross yellow sweatshirt of yours and smells like your old spice. I have to live with it every day for the rest of my life.”

Yuuji stopped listening to the demon living inside of him and looked at his beloved girlfriend wearing his yellow sweatshirt, that desperately needed to be washed.

He smirked. He got up from crouching and took off his uniform. Slipping into bed behind you wrapping his arms lightly.

You wiggled up against him. He groaned when you did that but he suppressed that thought letting his chin rest on your head.

“No talking for the rest of the night you. She needs her beauty rest.”

“You can say that again.”

As much as Yuuji wanted to fight Sukuna for even muttering another word, he didn’t want to go wake his sleeping angel.

There were only four things that woke up Yuuji. 1) the bright sunlight pouring into his room when he forgot to roll his shades down. 2) Nobara when they need to go on a mission. 3) a wet dream. 4) the smell of food being prepared.

This morning it was the smell of breakfast. He could smell the eggs and sausage being cooked on the small hot plate. He sat upon his bed, fixing his pillows. He found himself staring at you in all your glory still wearing his sweatshirt. He let his eyes stop at your ass and his head fall to the side as he leered your round cheeks peeking out of the grey sweat-shorts.

“Morning Yuuji.” You said without turning around.

“Morn’ baby.” He said in a gravelly morning voice.

You turned your head slightly to say, “breakfast will be ready in minutes.”

“Thank you, baby.” He chuckled as he putting arms behind his head. “Do we have any syrup?”

“Yuuji you think I don’t already have it out for you?” You said to point your spatula towards his bed tray with a bottle of syrup already on it and a small glass of apple juice.

Now you were putting the food on his plate. Turning around with the tray in hand which was set up beautifully, his silverware wrapped in a napkin, his apple juice had a straw in it, a bottle of maple syrup to drown his eggs and sausages in, and a small vase with some wildflowers that grew on the jujutsu tech property.

You did this every time he came back from a long mission.

It was your way of telling him you love him, happy that he was safe and thankful for him.

“Thank you, angel.” He said picking up your hand and kissing it.

“How was the mission?” You asked.

“It was fine. The cursed spirit was weird looking. It was yellow, this was the first yellow cursed spirit I have seen. It looked like a Picasso painting."

You nodded understanding his description. You have only seen them briefly in high intense situations but you don't see them as frequently as your friends.

"It is not like I look forward to them. We are just doing a job and trying to find the fingers as well.”

He started to shove more food into his mouth syrup dripped down onto his chest. “You want to clean this up?” He asked in a flirty tone.

You only rolled your eyes picking up the napkin wiping his chest.

“Worth a shot right?”

“You know I love when you are overly flirty.”

He laughed. “I love it when you wear my clothes.”

“Oh, you noticed?”

"Of course I noticed, I notice everything about you." He said playing with your fingers resting on his leg.

“You even smell like the rat. That god awful old spice body wash and body deodorant.” Sukuna chided into the conversation.

“Stay out of this Sukuna.” You said picking up a sausage sticking it in the demon’s mouth. The demon willing took the sausage and chewed on it.

“You looked so cute last night,” Yuuji said. “I wanted to wake you up and tell you how pretty you look.”

He put his hand on your cheek as you rested against it. “I just can’t see myself ever living without you.” You said.

“Hey don’t think that way. I’m always going to be here. I need you to know that.”

“Yuuji…”

“___ baby, if I weren’t a jujutsu student we would’ve never met.”

That was true. You were Mei Mei’s niece. No clue how it was possible but your parents were both sorcerers and passed away at young age doing their job. Mei Mei became your parent. She never stayed in one place because of her job. You never developed curse energy. Mei Mei was thankful for that. Jujutsu Tech offered you, board. In return, you helped around the grounds.

You remembered the day you met Yuuji.

He and Fushiguro were hanging out by the open concrete archways. He had been sipping an apple juice pouch overly petting Fushiguro’s demon dog. You had been tending to the garden when the carton of apple juice had landed into the bush. You picked up the pouch and stomped over into their direction.

“New blood?” You asked Fushiguro.

“____ this is Yuuji Itadori. Sukuna’s vessel.”

“Yeah, idiot Satoru mentioned it in passing. He never gives the full explanation.” You said grunting.

Itadori was sitting there starring at you during a brief conversation with Fushiguro, finally speaking up when there was a small silence. “That is the most I have ever heard him talk.”

You laughed a little bit. You smiled turning towards him, “Itadori is it?” He nodded. “Keep your trash in the trash bin or live to regret it.” You walked away.

“Who is she?” He asked Fushiguro.

“Thats ____, ___. She is a sorcerer's niece. Her parents were sorcerers. She was raised here for the most part. I’ve known her for a long time. She doesn’t have cursed energy she is normal. But Gojo did teach her how to fight. Be afraid.”

It wasn’t long after that he “passed away” but you were cleaning some of the rooms and you heard a movie playing and walked in and saw Itadori sitting there sipping on his 4 can of soda holding a stuffed bear by its head.

“Itadori? How? I thought—you should be dead.”

“Trust me I don’t understand it either. But no one can know. A small number of people know.”

“So I can’t tell anyone?”

“Exactly.” He said with a thumbs up. And then the stuffed bear knocked him in the face.

You laughed so hard that your insides started to hurt.

Itadori pulled the stuffed bear off of him and got it to calm it down to sleep. He started staring at you again. He started laughing too.

“You want to watch movies with me?” He asked.

“Sure.” You said sitting down and eating some of the chips and drink what was left of Itadori’s soda. “Sorry about that. I haven’t really eaten anything today.”

‘Inadvertent kiss.’ He thought for a minute looking at you in the eyes making an awkward silence in the air. “Uh..yeah it’s fine. What do you want to watch?” He gestured to a stack of DVDs.

You scanned the titles. “Let’s watch Scream.” You said holding up the case.

“Really a horror movie?”

“You fight curse spirits every other day. This is nothing.”

“I just don’t want you getting scared.”

“Pfft.” You said.

You hated to admit it but Itadori was right you did get scared. Only when it was gross. You shoved your face into a pillow.

“You can come over here if you want.” He said looking away from the tv and your direction in general. You moved over closer to him. Over time while watching the movie he put his arm across the back of the couch slightly touching your shoulders.

When the credits started rolling you said. “Itadori if you wanted to ask me out or kiss me you could have.”

“What?”

“Never mind then.” You sighed.

“No no no…I do want to ask you out just didn’t think you would say yes.”

“You don’t think highly of yourself?”

“…I don’t usually have any luck with the ladies.” He said rubbing his head.

“Consider this lady impressed by you.” You giggled.

Itadori leaned down and kissed your cheek.

“You missed.”

“What do you mean I missed?”

You turned your head to him and straddled his lap. “I mean you missed.” You kissed him on the lips.

He was a little stunned by your boldness. He wasn’t sure what to do at first. But soon he melted into the kiss soon putting his hands on your waist.

You pulled away.

“So are you my girlfriend?”

You rolled your eyes. “Of course dumbo.”

Now you were here laying in his bed holding onto him to dear life. Tears were rolling down your cheeks and you were sniffling.

“Angel it will be ok. I can handle myself. You have seen me fight.”

“Yuuji I know that. It’s just the ending…”

“That’s a long time away.”

“Yuuji it’s going to happen. I don’t know what I will do if it happens. Yuuji if you fully turn into Sukuna I might try and save you from our friends.”

“___…”

“Yuuji it’s you. If there was a chance I could save you….” You couldn’t even finish the thought your face started to crumble.

He picked up your face. “___ I understand if it were you I would fight off everyone any way I can.” He pressed a kiss to your forehead. “I promise everything will be ok. We will be ok.”

You nodded your head in his hands.

“Come on little lady let’s watch a movie together.” He pulled you closer to him.

“Scream?” You asked.

“Oh yeah definitely Scream.” He chuckled. Putting the movie on. “I love you ___.”

“I love you Yuuji.” You pecked his lips. He squeezed you in returned.

[calyssmarviss]

WHEEL OF TIME 01x01. - Leavetaking

SPOILER-ish live reaction

(Aka I’ve read the entire series and i don’t even know what counts as spoilers anymore.)

- Moiraine in pants <3

- A boy or a girl. No. But if you want… i guess.

- Dark Friend Alert!

- WE CANT SEE THE WEAVES. That’s good. Means it depends on PoV and we can still have our weirdass standing still one power battles <3

- LAN

- Rumors of 4 ta’veren? What. 1 how are there rumors already and 2 kay guess that’s Egwene. Not a big fan of that. I mean, i personally think she’s got moments of ta’veren-ness but she’s not It, ya know. Not in the utterly weird-ass way the boys are.

- “The Old Blood runs deep in this mountains.”

- HOLY FJUCKING SHIT ARE THOSE AGE OF LEGENDS RUINS

- title card

- WOMAN CIRCLE BUSINESS - men stfu

- might as well throw the whole girl out

- COPLINS AND CONGARS

- why am i so happy about hearing the local trash people family names why

- MAT MY BELOVED

- and look Perrin’s there too

- Who’s that chick

- NO LUCK YET BUDDY

- Oh no. I’m having rat feels. Why am like like this it’s just shoulder touches and i know better (like, literally, there is nothing there. Oh my god if they show us the Road to Caemlyn I’m going to die).

- OH SHIT PERRIN IS MARRIED I KNEW THAT HOW DID I KNEW THAT WAS IT A CASTING THING

- WHY ISN’T BRAN FAT

- I DONT TRUST HIM NOW

- So dramatic Lan

- Oh and here’s the wife. Nice meeting you girl. Too bad you’re about to get fridged.

- AND YOUR UNBORN CHILD WITH YA

- OH HERE WE GO, DOING THE CAUTHONS DIRTY

- My man Abel would never

- Natti wtf. Speak better to your son.

- Josha is baby. That’s all.

- Oooooooh. Kissing without waiting for marriage. How scandalous Randall.

- Okay, now that is scandalous.

- And THAT

- MOIRAINE AND LAN ARE BATHING TOGETHER AND IT’S ENTIRELY PLATONIC I LOVE THIS SONG

- which one - cut to Egg. lol

- lol what since when can’t Wisdoms marry

- Are we in a western

- There was music that sounded kinda country earlier and now the whistling over the myyrdraal

- MATRIM

- you’re a thief now???

- and makin deals with Fain. Yikes.

- Oh Rand honey. *pat pat* have I got news for you about your future.

- WTF are you talking about Moiraine of course Nynaeve is from there

- Wait is that really a thing now

- I love how Barney talks <3 gonna miss him when he’s gone (still don’t know why he’s gone btw if someone has the beans, spill them to me)

- Geez that’s a loud wind... which actually makes me think about Machin Shin, which is funny given that the Trollocks are coming through waygate.

- *wheezes* an animal carcass dragon fang aka Darkspawn art installation. How very GoT 01x01 How very ~ every media outlet out there ~ of me to make that comparison.

- oh to hear Rand al’Thor title drop

- oh to hear Tam al’Thor say to Lews Therin Telamon to do better than the last time

- Are you mayhaps feeling an affinity with this woman Egwene?

- THIS IS A WESTERN

- HERE THEY COME

- me, right in the middle of the trolloc attack: two rivers wool must be so warm, look at all those people wandering around barely clothed when winter is lingering

- istg if mat’s sisters die…

- istg if that was cenn buie dying… jk don’t care

- bella?

- narg?

- hello blade master daddy

I would like to take that last one back

- not narg :( this one wasn’t smart

- WEAVES

- Because of the girls pov or Moiraine’s?

- Oh no that’s totally the girl’s

- Ahah two rivers folks

- PERRIN WITH AN AXE

- Interesting channeling representation with the interlocking weaves in the middle and the ones on the side. Shows it’s got some technicality to it if you catch my drift. Like, weaving in a certain way gives you different results…

- Oh shit

- Hooooly shit didn’t expect that to happen like that

- Damn

- That’s really not gonna be good for Perrin’s psyche

- MOIRAINE YOU DUMBASS NEVER PULL THE BLADE OUT UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO HEAL YOU THATS WHY YOURE NOT A YELLOW OH MY GOD

- Light, or your angreal

- Channeling earth. I think? Or maybe air if it’s a pressure thing.

- No delirious night in the woods :(

- Yeah where is Nynaeve

- gone where i think i missed something

- No kisses for Mat i see. Show!Natti sucks

- Aaaaaaand Tam is just fine

- Eyes so white lmao what.

- “Glimpses of the turning of the wheel” it’s fine you can say “glimpses of the pattern” girl

- Right out of the bat she drops the D word

- Asdfghjkl this was so coincidental that they happened to be all 4 right around her as she made her little speech you go Pattern i guess but i would have laughed at her i mean the guys didn’t even see the Myyrdraals they haven’t been singled out at all during all this why would they believe her is that compulsion

- Wait they’re seriously going

- Just like that

- Where is even Thom

- Where is the Manetheren speech 😭

- Yeah i guess it was A Beginning

Asdfghjkl i don’t even know what to think about all this.

[selkiecoded]

Today im thinking about....how haruhi (just by existing around him) forces tamaki to come to grips with aspects of his identity that he previously tried sooo hard to repress, how tamaki sees the gnc quoi in haruhi and tries to stop That from happening and even though! Even though haru is shown to be a no-nonsense bitch who doesnt take those richboys shit, she is strangely more patient with tamakis weirdness regarding her gender presentation...........mayhaps because she can feel that #gender kinship and her heart aches for tamaki who is a blubbering idiot and an entitled asshole but also a kind and compassionate friend...........and basically immmmmm saying t4t harutama my beloved.............learning to perceive the self through recognition of the other, but gently and with love! I will die on this hill.

okay but like... SOOOOO TRUE???? this is EXACTLY how i interpret tamakis egg cracking moment in relation to haruhi down to the fucking letter.. like!! BECAUSE haruhi is so no-nonsense abt everything and like, they know exactly who they are. even if theyre a little flighty in unfamilliar territory, this never seems to extend to their own personhood. and for tamaki, who is so loud yet so uncomfortable w his own identity.. GAH!!!!! i mean, for tamaki to see haruhi, whom is gnc af, and so fucking comfortable abt it to the point of not caring what gender theyre perceived as, LIKE????????

this gets a little long bc I LOVE T4T TAMAHARU! so the rest is under the cut

he has a whole THING abt not doing stuff unless its for the benefit of SOMEONE ELSE and like..... his whole character arc throughout the course of the story is to not feel like either a burden or a voluntary martyr. he needs to do stuff for HIMSELF. he needs to be a little selfish and allow others to pick up the slack where he cant. and in terms of gender, he needs to let go of the rigid binary for EVERYONE around him, including himself, and let those around him let him BE.

and for haruhi? like. they dont know how to be a good friend or a good partner. they dont know how to be anything but themselves, and sometimes this confuses people, or is conflicting to what someone else wants. and i meannnnn. boy (nonbinary) who sacfrices his own sense of self meets girl (nonbinary) who doesnt know how to give up their personhood in any way to the extent its incompatible w close relationships. can i make it any more obvious.

like. it may seem like im bagging on haruhi but NO. theyre GOOD FOR EACH OTHER FOR THESE EXACT REASONS. tamaki needs to have a stronger attatchment to his sense of self and haruhi needs to be passionate for people other than themself. AND. this extends to gender.

haruhi is already good w their gender. who cares. its been this way since they were a kid, they had an unconventional upbringing that shaped the way they are and they own it. tamaki needs to be perfect for people around him, and he figures this requires a very rigid understanding of. well. everything. everything needs to be perfect, and a very specific perfect too. but haruhi is amazing and cool and happy and... not "perfect"? that cant be right. you cant be happy unless youre perfect (in this specifc way). if haruhi is happy w being different. that means tamaki can be happy being different. and thats so not in his worldview. thats not how playing house works. he has to fix everything. right now. so haruhi, please wear this dress. please wear this wig. please look like someone youre not. i have to learn to be comfortable with being someone im not, and if you can do it i know i can do it too. (and thats the same in reverse: your hair is still short. im growing mine out. my nails are painted, yours are not. if you can do it, well, i trust you. so i know i can do it too.)

god let me find this one line in my nb tamaki fic. "It's not that Tamaki wanted to wear women's clothing (I mean, he did, but that's not the point), it's just that he wished he could scoot out of his box a little. Carve a nice space out for him to live, somewhere close to where Haruhi enjoyed staying."

THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!! I LOVE T4T TAMAHARU!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN ANONNNNNNNNNNN

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

i dont know much about vp, tell me whats it about im curious

It’s honestly just a simple gardening game with you basically trying to meet the requirements to get pinatas to stay in your garden! But it has lots of neat characters that I care greatly. You can also give your pinatas accessories and I love getting them scarves and bell collars.Five (six?) of those being the main family that you see the most of!

The siblings are Leafos, Seedos, Storkos, and Stardos, with their parents being Mother and Jardiniero.

Leafos is the first one you meet, and the second oldest sibling. As you walk down the path into your new garden and find her crying and the garden is just. Garbage. It’s all cracked soil, it’s small, and there’s trash everywhere and in the ground. She talks to you, tells you how to play, gives you your tools, and you fix up the garden for your first piñatas! From there, she usually walks around the garden and you can talk to her and she either gives tips, false tips, rumors, or her family. She also introduces new pinatas and alerts you if anything is going on. In Trouble in Paradise, she’ll occasionally scold pinatas. She lives right by the garden.

Storkos is the next one, and she’s the third oldest. She gave herself the role of delivering eggs to pinatas who have romanced and sees her self as superhero. She lives in Egg Mountain.

Sidos, aka Seedos is the youngest, and he’s usually walking around the garden, checking out plants. If you talk to him, he gives you a seed or two. If you want more, you CAN beat it out of him with a shovel but you will regret it if you continue cause he will throw sour seeds into your garden like fuckin crazy and they’re a pain to get out and a lot of money to fix if your pinatas get sick. You can also see him walking around the garden getting seeds! He also likes shellybeans and has a family of them :) he lives in the Swamp, that’s really close to the garden.

Then Stardos, aka Dastardos. Oldest of the siblings, and pretty depressing. His role makes the games way more tense than you would think. If a piñata get sick, and you wait a little too long he comes in and fixes it. By bashing the piñata. He just kills them and they respawn outside the garden borders as a nonresident piñata since it’s how pinatas work. In TIP, if you bash someone with a shovel while he’s in the garden he laughs at them. He also sings while he’s going to a piñata, and in his journal description it says it’s to keep the piñata from panicking. Also scared of Mumbo Jumbo from Banjo Kazooie. Also nobody recognizes him, but Jardiniero can tell he’s familiar.

Jardiniero is the father of these four, with his wife Mother who you don’t meet in the game. He gives you shovel upgrades, garden space, insults you as you level up, and tells you when you get a new piece from the Tower of Sour. Also in a wheelchair.

So that’s how they are in game, but then there’s the storybook! It basically goes over what happened and how the garden got fuckin destroyed.

Jardiniero met Mother before Piñata Central became a thing, and Mother basically captained a trade ship for Piñata Island, trading pinatas and other stuff. They loved eachother and eventually decided to have children.

So Stardos was the first, having a natural talent for gardening and helping around the garden when he could. Then Leafos, who’s also pretty good at gardening but would also draw pinatas and environments in her diary, and Jardiniero got impressed and made it into the Journal. Storkos was next, being born overseas and spending a lot of time with Mother. She was obsessed with superheroes, and during an egg crisis with pinatas, helped out and made that her role. Then Sidos! Sidos was very young when he also had the talent for gardening! He figured out how to romance his shellybeans when he was young af (I’m sorry but it’s so funny to me).

So during all this time, Jardiniero had a helper called Lester who was sketchy af. It wasn’t until Jardiniero found him messing with candy that he kicked him off, basically making Stardos replace him. Lester fuckin hated that, so when he noticed Jardiniero getting upset over how he couldn’t catch a Dragonache, he decided to “help” by giving him a map with an island and saying there was someone there who could help. Jardiniero took it, leaving with Mother and leaving Stardos in charge of his siblings and the garden.

Things obviously don’t go to well. A wave fuckin destroys the boat just when they reach the island, and Mother gets swept away in the waves. Jardiniero remains optimistic, adamant that she’s just having adventures and is too busy to come back (which just makes me sad). Also in the crash his legs get paralyzed so he has to literally crawl to the middle of the island to find someone, who tells him he’s been tricked and doesn’t even let him leave until later.

Meanwhile, Lester tells Stardos about a candy thats essentially a shortcut for getting piñata to residents, and Stardos, knowing he was a helper in the garden, and probably wanting to make his dad proud, trusts him and goes with him. Lester even goes as far to say that if Stardos doesn’t believe him, he can try it himself. Which he sadly does, since that candy turns out to be sour candy.

Jardiniero eventually comes back (after the person on the island finally let him go and ditched him so Jardiniero had to build a fuckin wheelchair from scrap just to get to his kids), and finds the garden destroyed, Sidos gone, Stardos gone, and Leafos in the house hiding. Turns out, once Stardos was gone, ruffians came into the garden (basically Lester’s minions) and destroyed it, and keep in mind, this garden was a major part of these kids’ childhoods. Sidos, who is still VERY young, flees to the Swamp since that’s where his shellybeans went and doesn’t leave. He even starts to think of them as more than a family that his actual one, and since shellybeans love seeds so much he starts to as well.

And then later you step in and bring the garden back! I really find this lore neat and this ain’t even mentioning the village characters (Patchingo, my beloved <3)

I honestly can’t think of a decent way to end this so yeah end of infodump if there’s anything else youre curious about please ask cause I’ll gladly tell

[daedriclorde]

A Thief in Wolf’s Clothing, Part I: Chapter 6, “Kjolti Of The Companions”

Meant to do this last night and forgot. Stock.

Read here on Ao3!

Aerisif felt her stomach turn as she saw Vilkas waiting for them on the steps to the mead hall. 

“Brother!” he called to Farkas, who nodded by way of greeting. Vilkas turned to Aerisif. “We’ve been awaiting your return.”

She scrunched up her face. “Why should I care?”

“What manners, to return a warm welcome with such ice. Come, follow me.” Vilkas turned and walked to the backside of Jorrvaskr. Aerisif looked at Farkas, who only indicated she should follow. 

Vilkas led her to the training grounds, where she found Kodlak, Skjor, and Aela all awaiting her. Farkas and Vilkas filled in the semi-circle, and then she understood.

Kodlak spoke in his booming voice. “Brothers and Sisters of the Circle, today we welcome a new soul into our mortal fold.” He smiled at Aerisif. “This woman has endured, has challenged, and has shown her valor. Who will speak for her?”

Farkas took a step forward. “I stand witness to the courage of the soul before us.” There was a swell of his chest as he spoke.

Kodlak called again. “Would you raise your shield in her defense?”

Farkas answered. “I would stand at her back, that the world might never overtake us.” Aerisif noted he would not look at her as he spoke the words.

“And would you raise your sword in her honor?”

“It stands ready to meet the blood of her foes.” There was something strange in Farkas’s voice, but Aerisif seemed to be the only one who noticed. 

“And would you raise a mug in her name?”

“I would lead the song of triumph as our mead hall reveled in her stories.”

Kodlak turned his gaze back on Aerisif. “Then the judgement of this Circle is complete. Her heart beats with fury and courage that have united the Companions since the days of the distant green summers. Let it beat with ours, that the mountains may echo and our enemies may tremble at the call.”

The members of the Circle spoke in unison. “It shall be so,” their grave voices called out.

“Hail Kjolti of the Companions!” Kodlak shouted.

“Kjolti of the Companions!” Came the resounding response.

And in that moment, Aerisif felt a true sense of accomplishment. Aerisif tilted her chin up with pride. I’ve done it. I’m a Companion. I’m a warrior now, she thought.

As soon as they had finished, Farkas very quickly slunk away. Aerisif was perplexed and was about to stop him when Kodlak approached her.

“Well, Gardimor’s girl, you’re one of us now. I know you won’t disappoint.” He smiled kindly at her. “But now! Come, enter the great mead hall Jorrvaskr for the first time as a Shield-Sister. Share our mead and fire, and revel in stories of the glories of the Companions!” 

And revel she did. As soon as she pushed open the doors to Jorrvaskr, she was greeted with a hearty cheer from the Companions inside. Aela led her to a seat around the great table that filled the mead hall. A tankard was shoved into her hands. Aerisif took a sip.

Argonian Bloodwine! Aerisif’s eyes widened with joy at her favorite drink.

“Drink! Drink! Drink!” The Companions began to egg her on.

Not one to disappoint, Aerisif tipped her head back and downed the whole thing in one go. The resounding cheers were deafening. No sooner had she set down her tankard than it was filled again. 

“No mug shall run dry tonight, Shield-Sister!” Skjor smiled as he finished pouring the dark liquid into her cup. He sat down on the bench next to her. “You’ve carried yourself well, in these last weeks. You should be proud.”

Spurred on by the rush of Bloodwine to her head, Aerisif tilted her chin up. “I am proud. I’ve worked hard.”

She felt a hand on her shoulder and looked up to see Kodlak joining their conversation. “Your father would have been proud of you, too. He wanted the world for you, you know.”

That caught Aerisif like a punch to the nose, and she struggled not to cry. She was saved from answering by a loud Aela.

“Shield-Sister!” She roared in welcome, spreading her arms wide. Not usually one for hugs, Aerisif took it as a way to evade Kodlak and Skjor’s conversation. “I told you it would not be long before you were a true Companion.”

“Aye, it seems you were right, Shield-Sister,” Aerisif felt something strange using the term.

“The honor you have already brought to our halls will only grow with your years among our ranks. You shall serve the Companions well.”

Aerisif smiled. “Thank you, Aela.”

Aela raised her mug. “To our newest Companion!”

“To our newest Companion!” came the echoing cheer. Another tankard down.

And another, and another. The night was easily drank away in the mead hall. Aerisif could feel the alcohol numbing her, and she loved it. The numbness fought off the deep emotions she was feeling after her Kodlak’s remark about her father.

Aerisif eventually caught Farkas in the crowd. He was sitting alone in a corner, watching the revery, mug in hand. She marched over.

“Why did you leave?”

He was caught off guard. “Huh?”

“Right after the ceremony. My abduction. Induction,” she corrected herself with a hiccup. “You left really fast.”

Farkas grew red. “Kjolti, I—“

“That hurt, you know. I trust you. You’ve been there for me through this whole process, and you should have been the first to offer congratulations.”

Farkas blinked. “Congratulations, Shield-Sister. I am honored to welcome you into our hall, Kjolti.” And then he smiled big. She held her mug up to his. He met the toast with vigor, and they both downed their drinks. 

“I wonder if there’s more of that boar,” Aerisif muttered and wandered off to the great table again.

Farkas sighed as she left. 

On the other side of the hall, Aela watched Farkas. She saw how his face fell when Aerisif walked away. She watched him look at her with round eyes as she chatted and laughed with the other Companions. She watched him mindlessly grab another tankard, sigh into it, and drink it all.

Oh Divines, Aela thought.

Aerisif sat down with a haunch of honey roasted something. She attacked the meat, finding more hunger in her inebriation.

“A woman with an appetite, thats what I like to see!” Vilkas approached. “If you find that you have other hungers that need to be sated, I’m your man to satisfy them.” He grinned at her. 

Aerisif look at him with annoyance and finished chewing. “You really don’t take a hint, do you?”

Vilkas slid onto the bench next to her. She could feel his warm, mead drenched breath. “Ah, the kindest words you’ve said to me yet! I’m making progress.”

“Progress toward what? To getting me in bed with you? Vilkas, let me make this easy for you. I am never. Going. To sleep with you.”

But always to her surprise, Vilkas was not bothered by these words. “I like a good challenge, Kjolti.” He winked. “The hunt is half the fun.”

She rolled her eyes in disgust, and left to find another table.

Hours later, the feast was winding down. Kodlak, Skjor, and many of the other Companions had already retired. The fire was dwindling. Empty kegs of mead were strewn about the hall.

Aerisif sat on a bench, deep into her cups. She also should have retired long ago, but when drinking was so rewarded among her new peers, it was hard to turn down a full mug. She absently listened as Vilkas slid down into the living quarters with the busty bard that had been singing for them that night. 

And suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, Aerisif was struck with emotion. Something in the atmosphere was just too akin to a memory, to a different version of herself. Jorrvaskr suddenly seemed like a husk of the Ragged Flagon, these Companions just shades of her beloved Guild Members. Aerisif began to panic. She looked around the room, trying to see not the Ratway but the grand mead hall. Her eyes landed on the emerald embellishments on Aela’s armor.

They looked to her just like emerald eyes.

Then she lost it.

She pushed herself up in distress, knocking over her mug. It clanged to the floor, catching the attention of Aela and Farkas. 

“Sister?” Aela asked, concern painting her face. But Aerisif was already gone. She ran, pushed open the doors of Jorrvaskr and dove into the night. 

Aela and Farkas launched themselves after her. They followed her up the path to the Skyforge. She was sobbing now, they could hear it. They found her curled into a ball in the corner farthest from the fire, wailing. 

Aela sat down next to her, and Farkas dropped himself into the dirt in front of Aerisif. 

“Kjolti, what is it?” Aela asked softly.

Aerisif just shook her head, unable to speak. Aela reached an arm around her and Aerisif collapsed into Aela’s lap. Aela gently stroked her hair, softly whispering soothing sounds. 

Farkas stared at Aerisif’s anguish torn face. It broke him to see her in tears like this. He wanted to help, but had no idea what to do. 

“Gone,” Aerisif sobbed.

“Who’s gone, sister?” Aela whispered. 

“All of them. Everyone. Everything. Gone. Because of me.” Aerisif hiccuped through her tears. 

“Shh, Kjolti, shh. Talos has them now, they’re safe.” 

Aerisif only sobbed harder. 

Farkas cautiously reached a thick arm out and patted Aerisif on the shoulder. “You’re safe now, Kjolti. You’re safe here.”

Aerisif sniffed. 

Aela met eyes with Farkas. Her glance was warning, and the message was clear: tread lightly. Farkas looked back down at Aerisif, and he felt that soft spot pulse again. 

Aerisif had closed her eyes, and was barely awake.

“Let’s get her inside,” Aela suggested. Farkas lifted Aerisif right off the ground and held her in his thick arms. Aela stood and led the way.

Farkas carried her down from the Skyforge, though the mead hall, and into the living quarters beneath. His heart pounded as he carried Kjolti in his arms. He tried not to look down on her half-asleep face. Aela opened the door to Aerisif’s room, and Farkas gently lay her down. 

“I’ve got it from here, Farkas,” Aela whispered. Her eyes were not whispering. 

“But—“

“Go now. You’ve done plenty.”

With one last look at Kjolti’s figure laid out on the furs, he turned and left. 

***

Brynjolf leaned lazily against his market stall. He hadn’t the energy to con the good citizens of Riften today, so he just sat there. Lately, he’d been tired all the time. His hand was wrapped around a bottle of Black-Briar mead. The market echoed with bartering and gossip.

The afternoon sun was warm on his face, and the air was fresh. The breeze was sweeping away any odors the fishery was producing. Aerisif would have loved this kind of a day.

He took another swig of mead. It seemed there was nearly always a bottle or tankard in his hand these days. Just to take the edge off, he reasoned. Just to get through the day.

Brynjolf sighed. Since losing Aerisif, nothing felt right anymore. Her silver eyes haunted him every time he closed his eyes. I failed you, he told them. I’m sorry, lass. He’d been avoiding the other thieves lately too. He couldn’t meet their eyes, bear the shame of being responsible for losing the best Guild Master they’d ever had. 

And none of them even knew the depths of it. They didn’t know that he and Aerisif had been so much more than associates. Brynjolf and Aerisif had both decided it was for the best that the Guild not know of their relationship. It was their secret, which made it twice the fun.

But while it had been fun to have their clandestine relationship, now that she was gone, the hole she left seemed larger than him. He couldn’t tell anyone about it, had to hide the depths of his grief from everyone. Had to make it look like he wasn’t grieving the loss of a lover. He would honor their agreement to silence, even in Aerisif’s absence. He wouldn’t even tell Delvin.

Brynjolf took a shaky breath in and sighed it out heavily. The gossip around the market chattered around him. 

“…survived Helgen!”

Brynjolf shot up. What was that?

He listened closer.

“Ulfric’ll rally his Stormcloaks, you’ll see. The war is not over as long as Ulfric is alive!”

From the painful folds of his memory, Brynjolf recalled seeing the Jarl gagged and bound in that camp, and thrown on the same cart as Aerisif.

Ulfric’s alive. There was at least one survivor. And if he could do it, so could Aerisif.

Brynjolf calculated a plan for a moment, and then took off from the market, startling the shoppers. He had places to be.

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Loopity loop: Re:Cycle -fun- facts

courtesy of microsoft clipart ;;)

Trigger warning: THIS IS NOT A CLICKBAIT, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A CLICKBAIT

Well you might familiar about this one tiny itsy bitsy fella, but it will pileddup like a peak of mountain and hell yeah goes everywhere? I mean like really, ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ in our country???

Then i guess you might be right, trashes!

What if i told you if this guy is mean Or maybe what if i told you that you are yourself, is a trash?  Well it depends *winkwonk*

But hey trashes aren’t that evil yo, lemon is

((courtesy of jeffcrazy @ redbubble))

thats right, Every Villain Is Lemons xD

Whoopsie, sorry, back again with recycling content. Recycling is a one of a kind process to create a new item from an used particular materials. Perhaps, its not only a part of waste disposal hierarchy – Reduce, Reuse, Recycle ; consider this, to reduce energy, and potentially using materials from trashes. We mostly do recycling things from using plastic bags as our shopping bag, to using old papers as our scribbling notes.

(courtesy :  iCreativeIdeas.com)

We could probably do things creatively using bottles to make a kind of this vertical garden stuff, for example.

Thus I would like to give you some fun facts about ‘recycling inventions’ in our entire beloved universe, Earth!

1. A Newspaper that could turn into a plants while it teared up

((courtesy: yoshinakaono.com))

Japan, the country of the rising sun again, made another wonderful invention called ‘Green Newspaper’ And was invented by the publisher of the famous Japanese daily, The Mainichi Shimbunsha. 

I’ve heard this was also a part of campaign to reduce paper and ink waste. Thus it will grew you some beautiful flower, it was ideal to decorate your households and outdoor living.

The idea was conceived by Dentsu Inc, one of Japan’s largest advertising agencies, which works with “The Mainichi”. The green newspaper is not the first sustainable initiative undertaken by the Japanese daily. Its commitment to environmental protection is already well-known thanks to a previous advertising campaign on water donations for populations suffering from thirst. “The Mainichi doesn’t take action only through information, but also by solving global issues”. - Lifegate.com

Pretty rad huh? :> Wanna get your own? Go to japan then lol

2.  Edible Rings On Six-Packs Cans

((courtesy of we believers))

YES I TOLD YOU, ITS EDIBLE. Thank god there would be no more problems for sea creatures. Oh did i mention, sea creatures? Yep, A craft beer company has brewed up a brilliant idea.Saltwater Brewery in Delray Beach, Florida, has created edible six-pack rings that feed, rather than kill, marine life if the rings end up in the ocean and an animal happens to eat it. The rings are created from beer by-products during the brewing process such as barley and wheat and are completely safe for humans and fish to eat.

((courtesy of we believers)) oh my god SIGN-ME-THE-F***-OUT

3.  Edible Food Packaging Made From Milk Proteins

Much of the plastic packaging we see in the grocery store can be recycled, from egg containers, to milk jugs, to butter tubs. But what about that thin plastic film stretched around wedges of manchego in the cheese bin or the 16-ounce rib-eye in the chiller case?

This case, U.S. Department of Agriculture researchers have discovered that a milk protein called casein can be used to develop an edible, biodegradable packaging film. The casein-based film is up to 500 times better than plastic at keeping oxygen away from food because proteins form a tighter network when they polymerize, the researchers found. It’s also more effective than current edible packaging materials made from starch and protects food products that are sensitive to light.

Checkout the video here

4. This designer invented a new way to recycle

27-Year-Old Dave Hakkens revolutionize recylcing by inventing machine. He making a project based called “Precious Plastic” He invent a series of machine to create some particular objects.

Interested to join? go visit his website :)

5.  Making women's shoes from recycled water bottles

Rothy's, a US fashion startup, are making women's shoes out of recycled plastic bottles. The shoes are made completely from recycled materials and can be put together in just 6 minutes by a 3D knitting machine.

Didn’t think it’s possible to get a perfect balance of fashion and function? Think again.

6. These new down jackets and vests made almost entirely of recycled materials

Patagonia is one of the most trusted clothing brand in outdoor and cold-weather clothes and accessories. This season, Patagonia is taking another big step in the right direction in terms of keeping the earth clean, debuting its re\\\collection line of clothing.

The re\\\collection line expands on Patagonia's most recent efforts to produce sustainable clothing. This new line takes resourcefulness to another level, constructed from 100% recycled wool and 100% recycled polyester, as well as 85% recycled polyester labels, 80% recycled zippers, and 50% recycled buttons.

Intersted?

7. Environmentalists made a prototype bike using recycled paper

A group of mexican environmentalists designed a bicycle that is made mostly from recycled paper.

The Urban CG1 also contains parts made from rubber, plastic, and metal - which the creators say can be reused. The designers say the bike is waterproof, thanks to a polystyrene paint which they claim is "ecological."

I ‘ve heard they had been passing this project to kickstarter, go check it out!!

8. The new Olympic medals might be made from recycled smartphones

The medals for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo may be made from an unlikely source: discarded smartphones.

According to Nikkei Asian Review's Ken Sakakibara, Japan's "urban mine" is home to millions of smartphones and other discarded electronics. That mine contains enough precious metals to create all the gold, silver, and bronze medals necessary for the Olympic and Paralympic games in 2020.

The amount of gold, silver and copper sitting in that mine is staggering: the report claims that in 2014, 143kg of gold, 1,566kg of silver, and 1,112 tons of copper were recovered from electronic waste in Japan. Compared to the 9.6kg of gold, 1,210kg of silver and 700kg of copper used to produce the 962 medals awarded in the 2012 London Olympic Games, Japan is sitting on more than enough materials to produce the medals. - Insiders UK

Swimmer, Maya DiRado of the United States poses for a photo with her four medals. ((source: How/Getty))

9. A device turns bottles into plastic string.

Enough plastic bottles are thrown away each year to circle the earth four times. The Plastic Bottle Cutter hopes to help change that, and found an innovative way to recycle bottles.

((from: Gizmondo))

Pretty Rad? grab for your own device on the link above, and check this out.

10. A micro-library made of 2,000 recycled ice cream containers

Finally, the last fact. This fact was finally take an insight in our beloved country, Indonesia.

An architect Florian Heinzelmann traveled around Indonesia, he noticed that many villages lacked communal spaces.That's why he - and his Netherlands-based design firm, Shau - decided to create a small public library in the village of Bandung.Like most libraries, the goal is to foster a love of reading and encourage community members to hang out, Heinzelmann tells Tech Insider. But unlike most libraries, it's made of 2,000 used ice cream buckets.

Located in Bandung, Indonesia, the micro-library measures just 1,720 square feet — about half the size of a one-car garage. It was completed in July 2016.

Take a peek of the full article here :>

That’s it for the facts today. Well as a human, I may conclude that human creation is great. As a monotheist, God creation is Absolute than ever!! We, human, must keep and mantain the creation of the universe, earth to keep it living in decades. Human may create, but they had to remember....

Human must keeping it sake alive.

Thank you for reading, and please, keep your trashes to its belongings. Have a nice day :)

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Test Tube Suspicion

ok so i have a few things about test tube and the next episode part considering they said she would have a bigger role they also said that about knife but this post isn’t about him happy knife day so thats my ticket to talk about this before the episode comes out i would talk about this on test tube day but that seems to be after the release date so i’ll just reblog this on test tube day happy test tube day to the people reading this on test tube day

i think test tube is not who she says she is.test tube is a beloved character as well as most other characters in the fandom but these are the reasons why i don’t trust her

she doesn’t talk much ,ill start with the weakest reason first now this is could be do to introversion or some anxiety disorder but having it in an animated series is kind of weird

THIS VIDEO

this is a video of test tube singing ‘Still Alive’ from Portal as she murders other contestants now this could also be do to joking around because ha ha glados is science who murders people we also have a science character lets make her sing a song from portal but i still count this as a reason because murder is,you know bad. i’d probably see this as a reason even if it wasn’t titled..

TEST TUBES BIG SOLO you know a solo in music a solo is when only one person plays. in a situation where only test tube is in the scene which sounds awesome and could also reveal a side of test tube we haven’t seen before maybe in the next part, maybe later but as the video was it will be most likely shown in

HER LAB you know how many times we have seen her lab in the show? Once. You know how many times its been mentioned after that? None. You know how many people were in there other then her the one time it was seen? Two or one however you see yin-yang.I don’t know about you but that raises some suspicion flags for me. Especially sense the person who could tell people about her lab is eliminated. AND GUESS WHAT SHE DID TO THE ONE(?) PERSON WHO GOT INTO HER LAB

TESTING

AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN AGREE TO IT BEFORE SHE DID

TESTING ON A NOTHER LIVING BEING WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION THE ONE TIME SHE IS VEIWD IN HER LABORATORY also kind of suspicious she was working on something for yin yang before she even showed any one the lab.. and speaking of tests you know what also seems to be very interesting to be tested on

THE EGG

we have no idea what the egg is,how it got on mars,what its gonna be when it hatches if it hatches which is why it should be tested

this happens on screen btw 

but every time egg is on screen fan is normally with it because he is a good loving dad and in mazed and confused she isn’t really in her right mind

we still don’t have enough info on her and the egg to say anything for certain

but you know another reason i don’t think she’s who she says she is?

THE LIVESTREAM

the thing everyone saw coming in this post at ^this time^ in the inanimate insanity livestream the question is asked “will there be a ‘new taco’ in season two? basically someone who is secretly not who they seem.” adams confused response was “Definitely not in the way taco was” now what did taco do to not be seen as a threat? she acted unintelligent ‘half witted’ in her own words and also made a bond with another contestant who was loyal enough to stick by her side 

now test tube is different yet similar with that she’s definitely not pretending to be half witted quite the opposite in facts flourishes in her vast knowledge and doesn’t hide it but if she is the new taco lets look at some comparisons of how they got the friends to interact with them for the first time 

with taco how she got pickle to side with her balloon was being mean to taco and then pickle stood up for her and then spent the rest of the season smack talking balloon and other things

with test tube she was admiring astrology and fan just..showed up if they both were planning something i don’t think friendship was part of the plan until later

now if test tube is the new taco she definitely fits the bill for not in the way taco was but has the same circumstances on friendship 

and ALL OF THOSE REASONS are the reason i don’t think test tube is who she says she is.