#TWICE as long as bob and linda which is actually crazy to think about

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big bob and lily were together for TWENTY TWO years before she died btw. if you even care

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June Bingo Card!

1) Every time something mildly inconvenient happens to A they play Fix You by Coldplay and lay in the floor in a ball and B's tired of it. 2) A finds out B and C watched too many romance movies because they're watching them standing outside in the summer rain reenacting the rain scene from the Notebook. (Bonus if A films it and puts it up on YouTube and that's how they get end up getting famous.) 3) A and B hate each other but when their friends play a terrible prank on them and hire an actor to scare them with a fake gun B jumps in front of A without hesitation, shielding them with their entire body. When it's revealed it's only a squirt gun and that none of it's real A asks why B jumped in front of them and B's struggling to come up with an answer. 4) A drives an ice cream truck, and B's the idiot on their bike following them who heard there was only one Sponge bob ice cream left. A doesn't see them but when B is screaming at the top of their lungs that they'll follow them to the end of the earth for the last ice cream they finally stop. A tells them they're an idiot but appreciates that they go after what they want. B proceeds to tell them that they didn't really follow them for the ice cream and tells them they actually just really like the person selling them. 5) "Look at them, just fucking going at that watermelon, I want someone to eat me like that." "For fuck's sake, we are at a Christian barbecue. We already have two strikes because of you. This is the one day a year I get Linda's pie. If you ruin this for me I will obliterate you." 6) A and B crash a funeral for the free food but it turns out they know the person who died and know they'd never die the way they did. They team up and end up doing some detective work to try and solve their murder. 7) A tells everyone they're a shark and they immediately think of Shark Tank, but they're actually just a shark. Just a fuckin, full on fish. And no one believes them until they get in the water and people start screaming. (Bonus if they get very offended when people go "Ahhh! Shark!") 8) A followed a different workout routine and ends up with a bigger butt than they intended and B can't stop staring at it. 9) A and B are friends but don't look to much into each other's love life, but when A starts hanging around someone twice their age, Person C, they get incredibly interested in their relationship and find themselves asking question to others about it. When no one has answers they confront A about it who dodges the question and tells them it's none of their business, which only makes them more curious to the point where they just confront C who's very embarrassed by the question but just stutters an excuse to leave. B starts to get jealous of how much time A spends with C and eventually confronts the two about what their relationship is. (Bonus if they're just working together for a surprise for B) 10) A is invited to a fancy ball. They show up alone and end up seeing that their sworn enemy, Person B, got an invite too. They're pissed but they decide to avoid them and have a good time. But they soon find out B doesn't wanna leave A alone and is constantly by their side, ruining their entire night and asking them to dance. They tell B they'll give them one dance if they leave them alone for the rest of the night. They agree and Person B is a really good dancer, so good in fact that people stop to watch them dance and Person A ends up chatting more with them, figuring out they've got more in common than they thought. 11) "I love boats, I hope I die on a boat." "Keep talking and you might get your wish." 12) A and B are chillin in a field just enjoying the warm air and blue skies until a giant bird lands beside them and request their assistance in the other realm. They both get on and soon find out they've been tasked with saving the world from an evil wizard. They don't think there's anything they can do but when they're in the realm they discover they have magic and abilities they didn't know they had. 13) Reverse a song. If it's a happy summer song make it sad and if it's a sad summer song make it happy. 14) A and B get drunk for the first time and play dance dance revolution and eat plenty of food before ending up in C's bed napping. 15) "Jesus, be careful! I thought you died when you fell off that cliff and hit your head." "I knew I'd be fine. I heard your voice the whole time. I thought, either I'm alive or this is definitely hell." 16) A and B accidentally do a murder and are now on the run. While on the run they break down and admit to each other that they liked killing people and they decide to do it again. They live for the feeling but decide to make some rules so they're not caught. Things get complicated when they end up killing a cop. 17) A robs a jewelry store and can't bring themselves to kill B behind the counter so they take them with them and tie them up. B tells A they'll be caught but A doesn't listen. They two end up on a long road trip and learn a lot about each other, including the reason why A needed to rob the store in the first place. B feels bad and wants to help them, no lying, no running, just helping. A unties them and leaves them alone to run, but when B doesn't run they ask why they stayed and B tells them they don't have anything to go back to. The two slowly become each other's person and grow even closer, but A refuses to do anything with them claiming it's just Stockholm syndrome and that they don't actually want them. They tell B to leave, but B ends up robbing a store without them and comes back with more diamonds and jewels to help. A calls them crazy but thanks them and B tells them they want to go with them. A allows it and they soon become top diamond thieves. 18) After spending the whole summer being together A and B have to part ways. When A turns out to be B's college professor things get awkward. 19) "How could you possibly get your head stuck in that?" "Very carefully." 20) "Yeah, mom, A and I are having some fun. Nothing like some sun, sand, and-" "Person B! I think a fish just swam up my butthole." "...I'm gonna have to call you back." 21) "Let's go camping!" "You're fucking high if you think I'm going to sleep on the fucking ground next to you while you snore all night and I panic at every sound." "What if we camp in the back yard?" "What if we sleep in our own warm beds?" 22)A and B do it in a car near the river when they get drunk. When they wake up they both realize they were not having sex with the person they thought they were having sex with. (Bonus if it's the best sex they've ever had so they don't wanna stop doing it again and again.) 23) "I did it! I won, eat shit, loser." "For the last time, just because you can shit fifty four pennies, doesn't mean you're a winner. Means you're stupid and you're still missing six more pennies." "Ooh, not for long, I can feel it coming." "You're disgusting." "You still love me!" 24) A is a ballet dancer and B is a boxer. 25) A and B decide to drop everything one day to help return a missing cat. When they catch up to the cat they find a dead body. The police say they're investigating but don't do much so A and B decide to solve the murder by themselves and soon figure out that this person had a lot of enemies who wanted them dead, including most of the police force.

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