#TYSM FOR THE ASK <333

[kibellah]

jules!!! 😈💗💖💗

i would absolutely love to learn about your bg3 oc & the choices they made throughout the story 💗🔥💗

idk too much about fallen hero but your character sounds so fucking epic 🥹

NAOMI 🫶💞💞🫶💞🫶

aahhh THANK YOUUUU <3 she is live laugh and loving her way through life!

🫴🏻 but let’s explore my beloved durge, florence 😈

she’s a red draconic sorcerer (everyone say thank you daddy bhaal for the magic)! her main party is shadowheart, astarion, and lae’zel.  florence and astarion were both guzzling down tadpoles the whole game, and shadowheart even joined in on the fun a little

 with her memory loss situation, she chalks it up to being cursed. so she decides good deeds = memory comes back. so she does all the "good" decisions in act 1, saving the grove, siding w the myconids, etc

she also sleeps with lae’zel and then at the party, she sleeps with astarion after he propositions her (she makes him say please first tho don’t worry). sex and romance weren’t really on her priority list, but she figures it doesn't hurt to have some people on her side in case she murders someone else LMAO

act 2 she's bit pissed that the curse hasn't been lifted yet but maybe murdering alfira in cold blood was a setback on the good deeds list, so gotta press on! 

when sceleritas visits her again in act 2 and tells her to kill isobel, florence is like wtffff. But then eureka💡. this must be the defining moment for her curse. she just has to not kill isobel and lift the shadow curse, then her own curse will be lifted

astarion and her make the deal with raphael to kill yurgir and so then astarion and her become official. so love wins (for now)

When shadowheart spares aylin and lae'zel turns against vlaakith, she’s like wow going against your god is so brave and awesome <- not going to get any kind of lesson from that

so act 3, and the bhaalspawn revelation, florence kinda goes into a tailspin but she did NOT see that coming at all. so she decides to avoid thinking about it and talking about it. She allies with gortash, blows up raphael with the runepowder bomb in the house of hope(rip)

ascends astarion bc well. powerful bf + killing 7k people at once? obviously bhaal would be proud (i like to think bhaal started playing i bet on losing dogs here and began to ponder why his spawn were all so fucking moronic) so astarion ascends and florence reluctantly agrees to become his spawn. bc it does sound kinda cool….but then he tells her to get on her knees and she breaks up with him (she can excuse sacrificing 7k people but she draws the line at getting on her knees). i hc they continue to have a weird on and off again thing that annoys everyone else at camp

she embraces bhaal bc she doesn't have much else going on and also she's terrified to say no. rip jaheria and minsc <3

and of course at the defining moment at the netherbrain, she realizes that she can't go through with this killing everyone business😭😭so she destroys the brain. at the docks, she takes her own life so she doesn't have to deal with bhaal's punishment

fly high florence🕊️ astarion will be exploiting your memory for centuries i'm sure

[bunnihearted]

What is your favorite silent hill location? Mine is the Alchemilla Hospital!

i think it's between lakeview hotel nd lakeside amusement park!!! love the aesthetic of those locations. and the alchemilla hospital has such a strong vibe nd aesthetic so i understand why it's your fav 🏥

[attroxx]

❛ @vialaviolenza said . . . "…where am i…?" From Umeko to Hikaru!! ❜

𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 ? hikaru is perched atop a rock, glancing down at the woman from his vantage point. she looks a little scuffed up . . . a few scratches here and there but otherwise fine. after getting a decent idea of the state of her he makes his way off the rock, landing at her side. his hand raises to rub the back of his neck, albeit a bit nervously. he'd simply been practicing new jutsu, stuff he'd picked up from the last town he'd stayed in. he hadn't seen her there !! closing the fan in his hand he sighs before leaning down and offering her a hand, begrudgingly.

❛ you got in the way of me tryin' to practice a new jutsu . . . didn't mean to knock you out. ❜ the jinchūriki huffs in annoyance, gesturing for her to take his hand. ❛ you gonna take my hand or what ?! i don't have all day. ❜

hurt / comfort meme. — accepting.

[turbonicflaws]

So Did GF in the basscle au go demon after Bf's death? Also nay chance of a ghost BF?

I like to imagine that the Dearest family have what’s basically the equivalent of like a “demon puberty” that’s triggered by a certain event which causes the person to turn purple and all around look more demonic, + gain cool demon powers or something. This is such a silly comparison but it’s kind of like how Vampirism worked in Hotel Transylvania 2 !

So, the event that caused GF to finally transform into a demon was Boyfriend’s death. It was traumatic and horrific to see her lover be murdered in front of her eyes, so she completely lost it. Now she’s purple <3

I was actually considering the idea of having a ghost Boyfriend appear !! However, I couldn’t figure out where/how it would fit in the story. I do really want the original Boyfriend to haunt the story, but not as a literal ghost. More like the idea or memory of him haunts the story - and specifically Bassclef.

The now dead Boyfriend is the reason Bassclef can’t be in love with Girlfriend, like his programmed memories tell him he is. Boyfriend is the reason Girlfriend is miserable, and shuts the world out now. Knowing that Boyfriend was a real person who lived and breathed once is the reason that Bassclef—who IS essentially Boyfriend, with the same memories and feelings—had to go through so much pain in order to reinvent and rebrand himself as “Bassclef”. Even though there’s no literal ghost of Boyfriend, the memory of him is enough to haunt everyone.

[deathlonging]

top 5...songs you've been listening to recently?? ✨️🎧

help this is going to be embarrassingly transparent re my mental state but here goes, in no specific order:

1. american teenager (ethel cain) 2. bad idea! (girl in red) 3. i want you (mitski) 4. fear and trembling (gang of youths) 5. you're so vain (carly simon)

put “top 5” anything in my ask and I'll answer

[precambrianhottopic]

You give off the vibe of older sibling to me because I found you in the following tab of a big blog

for real omg??? what blog was it???

[shutuperce]

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) <3

BBG?? IM ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITES?? skjdfslkafsdg

my freckles

my hands, especially when im wearing rings

when i start rambling about something i love

my goofy faces i always make in photos

my byler addiction my creativity

[popipeko]

Shiver for the character opinion :0c

SHIVER MY BELOVED!!!! bingo >:D

[at-secret-gardens-in-my-mind]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers 💜💜

cats

reading

taylor swift

hanging out and talking to my friends (both irl and on here)

baking

[justobsessedwithvic]

6 13 18 26 72 78

@millthegreat

6. uhh ususally when i like someone they're the kind of person that gives me attention and treats me like a person (low af standards)

13. AJDHGFBSJABG i LOVE it when people play with my hair, it's my favorite thing ever and just like the way to my heart (platonically) and it's super comforting for me i love it sm

18. ooo...yeah i do...we're actually really good friends now she gave me candy today! she's this straight girl that i confessed to in 5th grade then again 7th grade and got rejected (there's a whole ass story)

26. go back to sleep then somehow motivate myself to get up (usually involving seeing friends and checking tumblr) (ALSO MY BDAYS ON THE 26th LUCKY NUMBERRR)

72. uhhh about 5 pillows and then at least 15 stuffed animals and 3 blankets

78. VANILLA.

[triona-tribblescore]

i LOVE biker angel dust so much hes so cool and pretty and badass

RIGHT?? :D <3 Husk agrees uvu

[thatdeadaquarius]

College be kicking my ass but we continue on like Scaramouche (alive and kicking, but still crabby about it all lmfao)

Random idea but what happens when the acolytes got hold of Creator that is able to squeeze into small places (like a cat would but less liquid) and knows how to escape? Think of sagau but instead of all the deaths, its just they got overexited and chased the Creator the moment they see them which scared them shitless seeing a mob just appear out of nowhere.

I mean who wouldn't after seeing your favourite person in your favourite game just appear right in front of you? (I apologize in advance to the poor unfortunate sucker)

Imagine a world-wide search that keeps getting them heart attacks. Venti just flying by with Dvalin ony to see you on top of the floating pillar above Dragonspine LEANING PRECARIOUSLY OH MY ARCHONS GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE---

Zhongli walking around trying to find peace and quiet only to sense your presence which led him towards Azhdaha's domain and nearly shouted in terror seeing you hanging by one of the limestones above the slumbering dragon your grace what and how the in the fucking name of teyvat did you---

Yae Miko screaming in surprise seeing you inside one of the cupboards of your grace's house (you made a small temporary one in each country in case u need more rest) that she and Ei found in one of the remote islands.

Nahida and the entire Forest Rangers having one of the most intense, frustrating and most challenging game of hide and seek in the entire freaking forest.

You hiding underneath the sand like a fricking snake everytime Cyno spots you from a disrance.

-Vine Boom 🧨

I am no longer apologizing for lateness simply bc atp its basically assumed Im terribly sorry 💀 /so gen

  

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Sun: Reader, (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Imposter SAGAU? Imposter SAGAU Reversed Ver? unclear (NOT DARK)

Stars: little here, little there

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: reader/you thinks everyone is hunting them down, dark sagau fake-baiting lmao, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

No but the traumatic experience of you cautiously wandering into Mondstadt after realizing ur in Genshin like, ✨👄✨

and every single street/alleyway you try to go down to even avoid it is just people all looking at you like: 👁️👄👁️ ???

and ur over here equally just like: 😃 tf u lookin at????

u get up near the cathedral and finally see a playable character, Barbara, and she just fully GASPS and POINTS at you like she’s getting paid to be an actor for this

shouting sm nonsense like: “My Creator??? King of All???? IS THAT YOU?????”

and after which a few nuns check the commotion, Rosaria and Barbara’s Visions are glowing, and all join in heckling you

Venti coming (literally) flying around a corner on a breeze, saying he was trying to catch up to you, and ohhh now ur Convinced:

None of these bitches must be happy to see you, you did forcefully control their bodies if by the sounds of it they knew you/they must’ve been aware during the game, aw damn looks like u gotta run for your life now

You just book it out of Mond, Venti/Barbara yelling after you to come back, and meanwhile you’re leaving a shell-shocked Jean/Diluc/Kaeya (with Visions glowing) in ur wake on the way out

Not one being, mortal or otherwise, convinces you to stay in Mond, and you finally get to Dragonspine- the only place u know they wont follow

(well maybe the pyro characters but ur betting if u can make it up the mountain theyre not committed to,, running you down? arresting you?? ur not sure)

u make it all the way up and luckily everythings all solved like u did in the game, the traveler must be well into teyvat by now, and u decide to say “for the already achieved achievement” and fuck around and find out near the nail

U thought as u finally got on it u heard a scream somewhere in the sky, and u spotted Dvalin carrying Venti/Barbatos, and once again book it out of town (damn u cant believe theyre so committed they got the dragon in on it…)

so u haul ass all the way down the mountain, traveling only at night, living like a vampire, holing up during the day when u see Mond citizens/knights/gods/etc. walking around presumably looking for you

but u make it, finally! sweet, sweet Liyue, ur 2nd home (besides Mondstadt)

Only to immediately, like right outside the fucking gates to Liyue Harbor, run into Zhongli.

and he’s standing there like this mf knew u were coming, and the first thing out his mouth is some BS like, “…Darnell, that you??”/ref LMAOO

but instead of laughing abt it u just scream and run for your life haha

oh jesus h christ- he’s sending the adepti after you fuck- how hated are you??

sure u maybe hate Celestia a little, and sympathize with the traveler, but this seems a little extreme?!

you go to the one place u know he/any other adeptus doesnt like to come often, Azdaha’s cave

and after a night (well, day bc ur sleeping during the day now) of Azdaha sleeping peacefully, he wakes up fully coherent and u actaully have a rlly pleasant conversation with him about Liyue food lol

he also kept mentioning some kind of god? but like in reference to you?? are u connected to them, u kinda know a lot of gods atp so ur not sure which he means, a god to rule them all??? Celestia?? yeah u guess u know those fucks-

Cue u looking down from ur perch in the stalagmites above, u found a ledge and Azdaha helped you,

only to see a very concerned and borderline nervous Zhongli down below, Azhdaha just greets him like nothing’s wrong, but as soon as he sees you’re uncomfortable, helps you escape (more like teleport) away

(the old geo archon was probably nervous just be around Azhdaha u assume)

and now ur on the islands of Inazuma

u know exactly what islands are all but abandoned, the ghost one, the electrocuting one, and the scary bird one, all great options 👍

Raiden and Yae Miko manage to find you on every single one, with Yae getting more and more exasperated, and Ei getting more and more concerened with every position they find you in

hanging out on the banks of the electro river that would kill you if it weren’t for the little electro trees fending it off (thank fuck u maxed that shit out while in game)

bc u assumed they’d hate to be around it, plus lots of ronin- nope Ei is almost… scolding you?? oh but she’s got her Musou no Hitotachi out fuCK-

(she was slaying ronins that were getting too close to you)

she also is constantly jumpscaring you on tsurumi island/ghost island bc while the ghosts are gone, the creepy atmosphere isn't, and it makes her all the more terrifying as The Raiden Shogun comes walking out of the fog into the cave you've hidden in, stuff of ur nightmares for weeks as u just bird box style try to be silent and stealth around the island to get to an abandoned boat,

literally her scary ass purple sword glowing silhouette wandering around in the fog as you paddle away 💀

getting to thunder bird island and Yae Miko is literally both running/teleporting as quickly as she can to you, as you jump from floating rock to floating rock to escape her, god its so unnerving to watch someone so lazy running after you

she keeps getting in this weird “praising the heavens pose” sometimes when you jump, oh shit she’s aiming hER ATTACKS AT YOU THATS WHY-

oh good- she missed and deflected some stray debris coming ur way, u gotta get to the bird area and see if you can glide away (u managed to get a glider at some point thank fuck)

the bird is luckily on ur side against all these mfs trying to hunt u down (for controlling their bodies u guess) and flies u back to mainland teyvat

sumeru u thought would have the most mercy on u tbh, maybe fontaine bc Neuvillette only rlly cares if u break “fontaine” laws, maybe he wouldn't care to chase down a mortal like u over this

and nahida bc shes just nice

which is somewhat true, as you are acting like tarzan swinging around on vines and shit to escape the forest rangers

but she does show up in ur dreams, but shes just all foggy or distorted, u guess bc ur not of this world or smth??

and so it just unnerves u more, and u try to make it out to the desert, where at least there's no gods to worry about

mf ur hunkered down in a pyramid and see the shadowy shape of Cyno walking thru a sandstorm at you 💀

U dont kno how u got out of that one tbh, smth abt “king deshret made a plan for this” and left it behind for ppl to use to escape underground, sweet

And while Nahida and other eremites, scholars like Alhaitham/Kaveh/Dehya were looking around the desert sands, u slip by them

And u make it to the oasis at the edge of the desert, and steal an old rowboat to cross to fontaine (if i had a nickel everytime u needed to escape a god via old rowboat, youd have 2 nickels- )

and getting to Fontaine is not much better.

U literally get to the clockwork tower, foggy, ominous, uninhabited except for treasure-seekers occasionally, its perfect

until Neuvillette himself just strolls in abt 3 nights of u making camp there

u nearly shit urself as he just fake-knocked on a wall, meanwhile ur like hanging from the ceiling (four limbs out suspending you type of fictional shit)

luckily, mostly bc u were trying to wait him out (which wasn't possible ur limbs hurt so bad) he was, finally, the first person around u long enough to be genuinely kind and patient and answer questions

(Neuvillette acc couldn't figure out where u were at first, and was very confused how u got ur voice to boom around this chamber of the tower, after a minute of talking u trusted him enough to tell him to look up lol)

just in time too, he was able to hide u from the archons a little longer bc u were nervous

(u were already intimidated enough by Neuvillette being irl himself, talking to you, let alone all the other gods/vision users, as u realized afterwards thinking abt all the ppl trying to “hunt u down”, that if they all counted as ppl actually wanting to see you, that was a rlly overwhelming amount, esp if their first instinct is to run at you??? what are you, a fan-abused/disrespected kpop idol????)

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trying to be fancy and schedule posts once i get enough free time to actually wrangle my adhd to actually partake in my favorite hobbies 💀

well as long as I'm not getting slammed with lots of shifts again

hope u guys had a great weekend and have a good week! Happy late Valentine’s Day :)

Safe Travels Vine Boom,

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[venusqq]

Thought for The day: Why does satire humour and sarcasm appeal to us? @thoughtforthedaysolitaire

because it’s dark and people are full of hatred and that’s funny

[janes-a-charted-stan]

So for the anon confession 1. I think you're super cool and I should talk to you but 2. I think you're probably like in your 20's which is the only reason I haven't (it's nothing against you I just have to be careful incase my parents find my tumblr lol but I'll be 18 soonish)

OMG tysm <3 idk who you are but i bet you're super cool too! i'm actually 17 so if you ever want to chat, fucking go for it! (this goes for anyone btw, i'm really nice i promise, and i don't care how old you are as long as you're respectful)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

is smoker!geto real?? 🤔 i see him as the type to smoke 500 packs in one day when he’s REALLY stressed (being a mother and a cuntress 24/7 is hard work😞😞) he’d probably NEVER let you touch a cigarette tho especially if you never smoked before, he cares abt u too much </33

SMOKER!SUGU IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE. i can’t lie 😔😔 though i also love the idea of him quitting for reader….. feels like something he would do.

but. the thought of him lighting a cigarette… holding it between his fingers, blowing the smoke out slowly and speaking in a slightly raspy voice afterwards….. 😵‍💫 yeah. unfortunately he has bewitched me. you’re soooo right though, he’d never let you smoke!!! he’d get so upset with you if you tried to 💀 could be annoying but he means well… he really is just sooo overprotective and that includes protecting you from yourself + his own cigarettes. lmao.

i think he also tries not to smoke much at all when he’s around you — if you’re on a drive and he feels the urge then he pulls over at a gas station, buys you a snack and a drink, and has himself a quick little smoke break somewhere he can still see you through the car window :3c he loves you. but to reiterate i really do think he’d quit for you. especially if his smoking makes you worried or anxious…… he wants you to be happy and healthy and if he has to take care of himself to make that happen then he will!!

[housecow]

Is there anyway u can support your gain

yess, if you want to help out, my cashapp is $fallacie!!! everything sent there goes towards food and literally nothing else, which is why i gained so much 🫣🫣