#Talisman of Souls

[andersonvision]

Onyx the Fortuitous and The Talisman of Souls (2023) [Movie review]

Onyx the Fortuitous and The Talisman of Souls is the feature length film culmination of years of YouTube videos with the Onyx character. From protesting for Satantic statues to going wheels up with ‘dem Arbys Boyz, millions have laughed at Onyx for years. But, where did the Brother/Sister #1 fan come from? For one night only on October 19th, you will get that question answered when Onyx the…

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Onyx the Fortuitous & the Talisman of Souls 2023 | dir. Andrew Bowser

[sgtruttersdartsclubband]

Jeff doesn’t know I smoked a blunt before I rolled up

[unstableforensicscientist]

HEYYYY!!! I made an updated silly little google doc of every movie/short film Jeff has been in :33 !!! I got most of ones I updated it with from IMDB !! And I also have ratings and opinions for each one I’ve seen so far :33

here is the link for it !!

[pillowprincessherbertwest]

Bartok summoning Farrah from Onyx the Fortuitous

[rippleberries]

You think it still smells like him? Dare me to be $500 worth of freaky?

[skrunklyprisonprincess]

Bartok!

Finally got around to watching the movie (more like over a week ago, it took me a bit of time working on this, I'm slow). Loved it, who doesn't love Satanists with themed workout tapes :)

I love that they gave him eyeliner too omg

Spent the entire movie wondering why notice me senpai in the opening gave me a sense of deja vu, and come credits... my questions were answered.

Some closeups too so phone users (peasants) can see all the detail/texture :)

[k-simp]

So I saw Sonic 3, fucking incredible, I kept hearing some guys moan and clapped at a few of the scenes and I understood, they did there homework with this movie AND more, I feel like they even picked up on some of SnapCube's memes

But one tiny thought I had a few in the back of my mind is that

They should've had Grandpa Robotnic be played by Jeffrey Combs

LISTEN, PLUS HES SOMETHING OF A SCIENTIST HIMSELF.

But Jim Carrey's killed it and his jokes is just *chefs kiss*

[brokehorrorfan]

Invader Comics has launched a Kickstarter to adapt Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls as part of its Gory Books line of children's book-style adaptations of horror properties.

The 28-page hardcover story is written by Onyx the Fortuitous creator Andrew Bowser and Joan Ford and illustrated by Kyle Hilton. Several pages and character designs can be previewed below.

Already over halfway to its $10,000 goal with 19 days to go, you can pre-order a digital copy of the book for $10 or secure a print edition with a metal bookmark for $30. Other tiers come with additional swag, including the film's soundtrack on vinyl or cassette.

Onyx the Fortuitous is struggling to find purpose with his soul-devouring side gig when he receives a coveted invitation to the mansion of his idol, Bartok the Great. He joins Bartok and his mysterious delegation to raise the spirit of an ancient demon for a once-in-a-lifetime ritual.

Pre-order Gory Books: Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls.

[fleshpark]

Oh no! It looks like Bartok caught you trying to steal that pesky last page of the prophecy from his office…. But it is pretty vibey in there…..

[dilfoez]

fresh new candi. get it? combs kandi? candi!!

[flowerprintundies]

This movie was so much fun and had so much Jeff god bless Onyx

[witchrog]

As twilight surrenders to the deep night, the Moon, rising gracefully, begins its celestial dance, obscuring the majestic Regulus, as it reaches its zenith along the meridian. Blessed Full Moon!

Regulus (Alpha Leonis) is a quadruple star system and the brightest object in the constellation of Leo currently found at 00°09’ tropical Virgo, 05°06’ sidereal Leo. Regulus, latin "prince" or "little king," the Greek "Kardia Leontos" translating to the "Heart of the Lion'' stands as a beacon in the Leo constellation. Across civilizations, from Babylonian reverence as "Sharru" and "Lugal" to Persian recognition as "Miyan," the center of their cosmic quartet, Regulus commands attention. Its significance extends to the 10th Lunar Station, the "Brow of the Lion," ancient elections for matters of conquest, construction, childbirth, and healing.

Regulus, rules temperance, royalty, and victory. Its talismans, provide solace from sorrow, quell wrath, and bestow favor upon the wearer, as one of the most fortunate of the 15 Behenian stars. Elections with the Moon here were done for the destruction of enemies and the incarceration of captives, for the completion and fortification of buildings, for the ease of childbirth and the curing of infirmities. Virtue cannot be bought or stolen; it must be earned.

In his Three Books of Occult Philosophy, Agrippa says of Regulus talismans that they “make a [person] temperate, keep anger away, and give grace.” As the moon waxes towards its full splendor, though not in direct alignment with Regulus, it still traverses its Lunar Mansion, casting an ethereal glow over the night. And amidst this celestial spectacle, keen observers may catch a glimpse of Alphard, adding another layer of cosmic intrigue to the nocturnal canvas.

Photos from the web and dearest @orphicastrology

[astralbondpro]

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023) // Dir. Andrew Bowser

[cardtorius]

I need to thank andrew bowser and god for giving us green haired olivia and the most fire dress ever. 😍🤤

[emiarainewrites]

Since (pretty sure) no one can disprove this, and in quasi-celebration of Pride Month, I’m headcanoning that Onyx The Fortuitous, Slayer Of The Bright Realm is both Autistic & Asexual!

From the way he interacts with people and is extremely passionate about what he likes to a very thorough degree, I instantly related to him (being autistic myself).

Seriously, there were points in the movie where he was talking and making references to people that made sense to him, leaving everyone else kinda confused, and I was just sittin’ there like “oh my god…I do that” or “is this what it’s like when I try to interact with people?”

He’s socially awkward and straight forward, but if you get him going about his special interests or relate to him on some level, he’ll talk your ears off (something else I’m extremely familiar with).

Plus, his little vocal ticks seem very neurodivergent to me.

And I believe he might be asexual but just doesn’t realise it (also something I could relate to). Yes, he is shown to have private fantasies and gets upset over speculation regarding his virginity, but nowhere in the movie do we see him cozying up to anyone in any way that isn’t purely friendly. Also, for those unaware, some asexuals do experience forms of sexual desire and fantasies. Spectrums, baby.

And I’d say there tends to be a bit more pressure on men and a certain ridicule concerning their virginity, so he more than likely feels embarrassed for those reasons also. It may not necessarily be that he feels like he just can’t seem to quote-un-quote ‘lose it’ yet, but rather that he may not have any interest and doesn’t consciously think about it until someone else brings it up.

Even at the end when Farrah heavily implies a sexual union by him joining with her, he doesn’t immediately spring for the obvious answer. He guesses something more tame before she has to specify that there’d be sex involved. This could just be him getting shy or something, but I see it more as Onyx not feeling strongly about engaging in intimacy (particularly with someone that he probably doesn’t feel strongly towards). He’s kinda the same in the musical sequence, if I’m recalling correctly (where Farrah even goes as far(rah) as taking on the image of his personal fantasy to further coax him to her side - and it still doesn’t work).

Onyx The Fortuitous, Slayer Of The Bright Realm (as played by Andrew Bowser) from the movie Onyx The Fortuitous & The Talisman Of Souls (2023) is Autistic & Asexual. And he probably doesn’t even realise this.

I dunno.