#Team Jutsus

[fullbarbarianprincess]

New team jutsu

[rhupi]

Team minato but rin and obito swap roles

Besties SWAP AU

Edit: forgor to add this

[fadingstudentbananacookie]

The fact that the whole Dance is centered around a 30-year-old Rhaenyra and a 50-year-old Daemon having beef with some 14-20-year-old nepo babies—including an alcoholic with mommy issues, an autistic pixie girl, an anime villain, and a twink—will never be not funny to me.

C&H set the bar in hell and Rhaenyra still couldn't jump over it 💀

I mean, no one in Team Green gave a single fuck about any of Rhaenyra or Daemon's children. They were either casualties in the war or a minor annoyance for Alicent, Criston, and Otto. The Dragon Seeds were the ones who actually put up a good fight. Fuck, even Bloody Ben who was 11 in F&B, did so much more!

I literally just started laughing like a maniac alone in my room when I thought about this.

[olivegardenhunter]

I think nobody talks enough about how each of the sannin all have such glorious hair. all three of them have such long and luscious hair. i bet they traded hair routines and created their own hair formulas. I mean a jutsu like jiraiya's surely requires special shampoo. and just look at how shiny oro's hair is, it wouldn't be out of place in a pantene commercial. and tsunade, as vain as she is, most definitely has a whole ass routine too. hell, looking at hashirama's hair, I bet there's a secret senju haircare routine, passed down through generations. that's their real kekkei genkai. the legendary sannin, more like the legendary luscious locks.

[anubisthe1]

You can't tell kakashi nothing about his students because whatever bad thing they do , kakashi has done worse.

*Sasuke kills the hokage and chidoris his teammate on the heart*

Kakashi, wiping away tears of joy: that is my son, no DNA test needed.

*Sakura and Naruto chasing after their uchiha that they haven't seen in years, and that tried to kill them.

Kakashi can't say anything here because if he knew that his uchiha was alive, then he would plan the longest and most dangerous obito rescue mission that will make the sasuke rescue mission pale in comparison.

Kakashi would deny any other mission that didn't give him the freedom to search for obito. He would search all five nations and go Howl mode where he wouldn't go against any nation in fear that obito could be there.

And if he finds obito and he tries to kill him, then kakashi would still be happy cause he at least found obito, and he looks fine, and the rest could be fixed.

[mixelation]

please write minato's icha icha life so that it can be obliquely referenced in plasticity as a really weird spinoff that tori just can't get enough of-

I want to write this so bad (and also an Obito focused permutation??) but I have a bunch of commitments this weekend. I am giving you all permission to ask again in one week

[bh-52]

Can Suigetsu be used as the water source when using a water style jutsu?

Imagine someone using him for a water dragon jutsu, or him turning into one when he uses the jutsu

[konohagakurekakashi]

Share a secret about the members of Team 7

Hmm... let's see....

Sasuke - Regardless of the Uchiha ™️ glowers and detached behaviour, Sasuke has a poster of Koyuki Kazahana, the actress of Icha Icha Paradise: The Movie taped inside of his closet. He also has her autograph.

Naruto - Is an incredibly restless sleeper. He doesn't just sleep talk. He argues. Loud and brash. Mostly with himself, the folds within his sleeping bag and whoever is unlucky enough to be within reach of his limbs. I've seen him attempt to strangle one of Sakura's sandals on more than one occasion, referring to it as 'Kabu-no-baka'.

Sakura - Uses the same hair care products as the Ninken. Pakkun swears it's rich in Biotin and Jojoba oil which 'hydrates, repairs, and renews with every wash'.

[fungh0u1]

eeveryone says they love emo bitches until they meet one

[sinnbaddie]

Headcanon that Team Gai is physically the strongest Konoha 11 team. You don’t have a teacher like Maito Gai and not be built like you can bench 12 tons

[ragri5]

[nonoel-art]

Shadow Possession

[fullbarbarianprincess]

[senjutsunade]

Offers Tsunade-san a stool to stand on. No more height discrimination.

Imagines herself standing between Orochimaru and Jiraiya on a stool....

"......"

"I think I'd rather cut their legs off...."

[hidansexwife]

battle couple

[tredawakandan]

The Minato chapter was good. Definitely showed how dude was OP. Glad I voted for him in the popularity poll😅. It's crazy seeing how strong he was at that age. On Quora I found this old post cementing how cold Minato was(last pic) . Dude definitely was 1of1 💯. The world is definitely lucky he didn't grow old

Something I failed to realize/remember even though I read the series during it's run, is that the Stone village had two Jinchuriki 😭. What makes this insane is that you should very well know it's that same village who told folks to flee on sight if they see Minato 😅(Which is still the coldest respect you can show someone). That shit is so crazy. Imagine you're in a war and you have two nuclear bombs just waiting. But yet you tell everyone to get the hell outta dodge if you see 1 man😭. That's nothing but respect for him🫡.