ii 15 😁 is finally out😊😁 i got to see it at the meetup and i have so much more art to do but😊 OH MY GOD TACOS TIRADE! OH MY GOD LIGHTBULB. I have so much to say about both. And i will. Heavy lightbulb analysis incoming sometime
Danny after finishing a gruelling mission for clockwork, gets stranded in the dc universe on themyscria, somehow unable to leave... he thinks its OK at first, he can treat it like a small vacation! there's a nice beach, fruit trees, he can go fishing and strangely he doesn't feel weak from the lack of ectoplasm in this worlds air.
However after a few brief encounters Danny decides to be extremly petty towards the Amazon's and pull pranks on them.
The Amazon's who have decided to kill him for being a man on the island (it doesn't help his case that he forgot aunty Pandora's teachings and what offering apples to women meant)
The Amazonians meanwhile can sense Danny's power and think if he's not mortal then he's probably Zeus or one of the other 'horny' gods in disguise.
(No turning into a goose here Zeus!)
Meanwhile Clockwork is confused, danny should have been back days ago but he can't find him anywhere... why is Pandora in his tower? Why is she grinning?
This may sound strange. But Jason would've been a bomb grandpa to his grandkids. Yk that one grandpa who has the most gut wrenching, earth-shattering stories which will be said in such a calm tone, and to which his grandkids would just go "???" Yes. Jason is that grandpa.
I mean, even in canon, bro legit had a vision of himself being an old man yapping stories to his grandchildren and they were telling him to stop capping, while he was just downright offended that they thought he's lying. So you just KNOW it's true 😭
Also, You cannot tell me Jason wouldn't be included in one of those "My grandpa in his 20's" videos to which the comments would go "I was born in the wrong generation" or "can your grandma fight?" Lmao
they pull in all the remaining command class as a matter of course. fox doesn’t think anything of it—he’s performed this particular song and dance a dozen times by now and never been invited for a second date. this’ll be the same.
he picks up his staff. he bows. he slides a gaze to seventeen, who glowers back and snaps out a hand sign to pay attention.
he fights.
it is to fox’s distress that he discovers he’s drift compatible with quinlan kriffing vos.
A ruthless mercenary, skilled enough to solo an entire Spaceport of MCs and other ACs, demonstrating what makes them a feared and high priority target amongst the PCA.
Or...
A brain-fried nobody who just found a chainsaw in the trash an hour ago.