#That was rude

[blueberry-tenya]

"He's gonna skin your monkey alive" Trevathan I know Noa and Mae suck at hiding their mutual crush but you didn't have to air out their business like that.

[doriandrifting]

Not to be that person but he literally held the door open for Will and let it close on El 😭 something something it’s a metaphor

[winchester27]

Tim. Mr. Minear.

I can forgive you for a lot but not giving us Coma Eddie is not one of them.

[professorsta]

"Not to victim blame, but I am blaming that victim"

- Shane Madej, about a women who got trampled to death by an elephant and then again at her funeral

[salzz4r]

👉👈

[girliism]

you write like a 14 year old.

oh ☹️

[prince-of-red-lions]

just watched across the spider verse and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tyresdeg]

why didn’t anybody understand the pretzel bit :(

[hyperfixationsstation]

You’re def going 0 for 2 today

Hey!

[iguessricciardo]

no don’t ask him about his future let me enjoy the moment????

[orcabite]

Anonymous asked: Your captain sent you to Zou because he knew you'd be s liability. Weakling.

He was used to these kind of jabs. They still sucked. Even if he knew better than to let them get under his skin. 

“Yeah whatever. We’re always gonna be weaker than Law. It’s frustrating but ya know what? Means he gives a shit about us.” It might not be shown directly but Shachi knew Law cared for them. He wouldn’t want them dragged into anything that would have them possibly killed. 

There was also the fact Law wouldn’t want them trying to stop him. He knew they worried for his safety. But that wouldn’t stop them from getting revenge if anything ever did take Law down. But, as shitty as it was, they had to do their best to trust in him. Hopefully he would fight to get back to them, and not leave them on their own. Shachi doesn’t know what he’d do without Law. He would do his damndest to take care of the others and keep them safe, but there was only so much he could do....he wasn’t Law. He wasn’t strong....as was being pointed out to him now. What if he couldn’t.....he’d be letting Law down in the end. 

Yeah he wasn’t strong. He’s seen the monsters Law has fought. No way would he be able to fight that. Not without getting himself injured or killed. And there was no way in hell he could keep Law safe either. 

He idly fingered the weaponized bracelet around his wrist, feeling the conflicting emotions bubble up. Dammit. 

“Law’s gonna do what he needs to do. I was always here to follow him and do what he needed and that’s not gonna change. Even if I can’t get stronger. so how about you fuck off before you get a few new breathing holes.”  Lip curled upwards to showcase pointed teeth. 

[shibainu2006]

So my dog barked at me, and I barked back.

She barked again and then lunged at me like I was a criminal. I think whatever I said, she took it personal

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[mylittleredgirl]

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.