#Then done. All problems solved

[westrangecollectionkoalaposts]

Teen might not be Agatha's kid but if anything goes wrong, he can still be Toto, her familiar.

[wydalenylod]

WHY DOES ENGLISH SPEAKING INTERNET NOT HAVE A POPULAR MEME ABOUT EATING BABIES. WHY CAN'T I JOKE HOW ODYSSEUS SHOULD'VE TAKE THE INFANT WITH HIM AND USE IT AS EMERGENCY FOOD WITHOUT PEOPLE GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS

[fusionsprunt]

[filtheopathic]

ode to a situationship — otoya eita

WC - total tbd

SYN - Everything between you and Otoya is totally casual, until it’s not.

CW - [18+!] afab!reader but no gendered terms are used, reader has avoidant attachment issues and Otoya is a fuckboy lol, both are implied to be a little promiscuous, piv sex, dubcon (only because of alcohol, both parties enthusiastically consent), alcohol use, fingering, oral (both receiving), light anal play, spit fetish, talk of exhibitionism, bathroom hookup, period sex, latent mutual pining. terms used: slut, baby — (cw list is subject to change)

NOTE - i normally wouldn’t go for multiple short chapters like this but it just kind of ended up making sense to me. this is me exploring the evolution of a one-night-stand to a situationship to something with more complicated feelings, all through disjointed smut scenes. my ode to the messiness of casual intimacy. <3 but also like, it’s just pwp with a timeline. lol

the introduction

You and Otoya had a good thing going. An easy arrangement. The type with plenty of sexual tension and absolutely no strings attached. There was a harmony between you two, smooth and mellow, but still exciting enough to keep his attention and satisfying enough to keep yours.

In other words, the ideal coupling for consistent, low maintenance fucking.

If someone were to ask Otoya, he’d say you were just having fun. If they were to ask you, you’d say the dick was good. And if they were to ask your friends they’d probably laugh or roll their eyes, and say that you were perfect for each other.

Sex is what the two of you had in common. A mutual disdain for relationships, and sex. But somewhere along the way, the sex began to change.

the timeline

the first & second times

the sixth time

the eighth time

the eleventh time

the ??? time

[unionizedwizard]

backing up my files & just stumbled upon a very old journal entry (september 4th 2015) that is literally the biggest egg-in-denial copium ive ever seen. godbless

[baede-6]

Ghost could have done a better impression of Uldren than Crow to be honest.

[aflawedfashion]

Putting Melanie, Ben, Till, and Audrey on the train and then only letting it last for one episode where they time skip over everything was an offense against me personally

[mokeonn]

Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.

[b0ylik3r]

my friend made me watch disventure camp season 1 and a bit of dcas

[grilledcheese-aspiration]

shut the fffffffuck UP

thanks.

[winepresswrath]

Its the jiao jiao anon again .

You keep giving me great pairings. Tell me everything how su she (Shang Qinghua) transmigrate and how will fuck jiang cheng. Is he still an author ? What was his intention with this kinda book?

I think he is still a writer but not the actual author of mdzs. He's a relatively casual fan who admires the vision and winces in sympathy every time drama gets kicked off. This is why you don't try, mdzs author! You give the people what they want and take their money. He's originally planning on keeping his head down and learning just enough cultivation from the Lan to make his life easier than it otherwise would be, then getting an urgent letter from his sick mother right before the Wen are scheduled to attack, but alas, his wandering not-cultivator dumpling sabbatical puts him directly in Jiang Cheng's path while he's frantically running for help after leaving Wei Wuxian in the Xuanwu cave. And the thing is he's still kind of reflexively haughty when he needs something? So pathetic and vulnerable. So cute. What could possibly be the harm in giving him a ride? The Wen aren't scheduled to attack Lotus Pier for ages. He can be on a ship to Dongyin by that time!

Anyway no good deed goes unpunished because Jiang Fengmian does as a general rule believe in giving credit and naming names. He should have fucking known. Now Wen Chao has a grudge against him and he's running around under a fake name wracking up credit for things he did (while trying to run away) and things he did not do (sometimes even when you have a massive army and the most powerful cultivator in the world on your side, things go wrong! He's not responsible for every problem with Wen supply lines. He's responsible for exactly one cart blowing up, and he was just trying for a distraction so he could sneak onto a ship. It didn't work and the harbour is kind of a no-go zone for him now). He comes up with a new plan: find Huaisang and use his shitty unwanted heroic reputation and talent for creative pornography to worm his way into the young master's guard, where he can get some writing done far from the front lines. Unfortunately, he once again stumbles across Jiang Cheng, who is tragically trying to rebuild his sect and searching for a missing shixiong. Shang Qinghua is still a logistics guy, because he was doing grunt work for the Lan and also I feel like that's the shape any transmigration setting is going to bend into around him. Jiang Cheng is so grateful to see a familiar face. He knows the value of a good spreadsheet. His eyes are so pretty when he's trying not to cry. The Jiang aren't in a great place during the war, but Shang Qinghua knows the sect makes it through and he doesn't remember any Jiang disciples being asked to heroically sacrifice themselves after Lotus Pier falls. Plus the food is better and there's plenty of room at the top! A veritable power vacuum. To say nothing of all the empty space in Jiang Cheng's personal life when almost everyone he loves dies and leaves him alone! Anyway this is the story of how Shang Qinghua accidentally paints a series of targets on his back, unnecessarily involves himself in the plot, and overcomplicates his life because being a sucker for a pretty face and a bad personality is even more integral to his character than underappreciated grunt work. Probably he manages to save Yanli, at least. He's not interested in being a stepfather! That's a lot of work. Wei Wuxian barely notices he exists until either he saves everyone or the second life roles around, depending on how ambitious and/or motivated Shang Qinghua is feeling. Then he hates him passionately, but it's too late. They probably eventually reach some kind of begrudging peace.

[qoldenskies]

Srry dumb question probably but why were the fairy lights on when Leo woke up? did Donnie turn them off?

i assume you mean off lol and he did, yes! as much as he dislikes the dark now, he was only thinking of leo when he did it. he knows leo has trouble sleeping already and this feels like such a lavish, unnecessary accommodation for donnie's sake. he went along with it because he didn't want to arouse suspicion, he already knew he was going to leave, but the idea still made him upset.

the stars were dimmer, you couldnt see the brightness behind your eyelids if you closed them. the fairy lights are glaring by comparison and leo usually turns them off before he goes to bed, he likes them when he wants to read late at night mostly. leo sleeps better in the dark, and yet its just another thing he's putting aside for donnie. he probably only fell asleep because of how many rough nights they've had and all the emotional exhaustion.

(he hasn't been sleeping enough, and donnie knows it.

he can't do that to him anymore.)

[stagwhisker]

Okay cleaned up tree for Tallstar/Onestar/Crowfeather

This is for my own genetically realistic project and doesn't 100% match up to canon, like Palebird and Wrenflight being torties for example. It's just something I'm doing for fun on the side while I'm still learning about cat genetics. I want to draw little sprites for all of them but that's going to be for another day as it's already midnight here.

Inheritance charts for individual genes below:

NOTE: Sorrelshine is chimera in this chart. She displays both (B/b,d/d) and (b/b1,D/d) genotypes. The genotype she is able to pass on to her offspring is (b/b1, D/d).

Base Colors

B - Black b - Chocolate b1 - Cinnamon O/o - Red

Dilution Modifier

d - Dilute D - Non-Dilute

Agouti (Tabby)

a - Non-Agouti A - Agouti Mc - Mackerel Agouti (Modifier) mc - Classic Agouti (Modifier) Ta - Ticked (Agouti Modifier, Epistatic to all other modifiers) ta - Non-Ticked Agouti

White

w - No White S - White S/w - Low White S/S - High White WD - Dominant White (Epistatic to all other coat phenotypes)

Hair

l - Long Hair L - Short Hair

[aflawedfashion]

Ghost Agatha, Death, and Billy getting pulled into some random witchy/halloween themed adventure has so much October potential, that if I was Marvel, I'd fast track another largely stand alone series (or even a Disney+ movie) featuring these three. Billy and Agatha can get temporarily sidetracked from finding Tommy to deal with some October threat. It would be a lot of fun.

[aeolianblues]

I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life

[ebitenpura]

greatly amuses myself by picturing Eight permanently becoming a wandering cheese merchant/sellsword who still remains loosely involved in the greater Intelligence networks after all the KOTXX business is said and done. he's content to live out life as a freelancer who puts his ear to the ground for going-ons, but he's accepted that the world of espionage he came from will never return.

occasionally he comes to visit Theron and Lana (who are happy to see him) as an informant but by now he's grown a sense of humor and whenever they ask for info he smirks and says they have to buy a wedge of cheese from him first. cheese, then information. sometimes it even comes with some homemade bread that contains slicer spikes loaded with stolen files baked inside if one asks nicely for something to spread the cheese with.