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venacoeurva · 5 months
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Going to the store today do you guys need anything
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yokohamapound · 1 year
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Hi bestie! Great to find a new BSD blog! For starters, can we have some hcs on what kind of lingerie Dazai, Chuuya, Ranpo, Akutagawa and Fyodor would buy their fem!s/o? ;)
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Hey, I hope you enjoy these!
Characters: Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya, Edogawa Ranpo, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, Fyodor Dostoevsky
Warnings: NSFW, lingerie
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Dazai Osamu
This man is what we like to call an omniwhore. If it's on your body, he's interested in getting it off and getting you off.
Dazai's stated himself that he has quite wide-ranging tastes, so it's highly likely he'll just buy you something you'd feel sexy in, but if he had completely free reign...?
His tastes are pretty classic. He'd probably go for something black, with lace. He likes how it feels, warmed by your skin, against his hands, his tongue...
That being said, you don't need to buy anything expensive to seduce him. You could be lounging around in one of his shirts and a pair of thigh-highs and that would count as lingerie to him.
Dazai is someone who likes seeing his s/o wear his clothes, especially in a dishevelled, just-got-fucked kind of way.
Nakahara Chuuya
Chuuya's favourite colours seem to be black and red, which isn't a surprise coming from anyone in the Port Mafia. Chuuya leans towards an edgy, femme/homme fatale style if he's choosing lingerie for his lover.
Think bustiers, garters, body harnesses, edging into bondage chic, I guess you could say. These are his tastes and you don't have to subscribe to them, but if you do he'll be shoving you into closets, back seats of cars, his personal office, the club bathroom. Pretty much anywhere he can get you alone and start ripping off buttons.
There's a certain part of your body, and anything that brings his attention to it is enough to get Chuuya raring to go.
Thighs.
Stockings are great, but those little harnesses or garters that go around your thigh get him bricked up like an 18th Century window.
If you're feeling cheeky, you can lift up the hem of a skirt or let him see the outline of it under your pants. Man is gripping the edge of the table.
"You're killin' me with these, dollface."
Edogawa Ranpo
You know those candy thongs?
Jokes aside, I feel like Ranpo doesn't buy you straight-up lingerie as much as he occasionally grabs a little costume for you. Straight-up sex is probably kinda boring, even if it feels good, so why not have some fun with roleplay?
You could be a cute little nurse and he's the world's greatest detective.
Or you're a cute little maid, and he's the world's greatest detective!
These aren't cheap costumes, though—he'll get you some nice, high quality stuff and not those itchy, shiny polyester things from Shein.
If he does buy you underwear, it has cute prints and colours. I feel like he likes stripes, pastel ones. Pinks and blues and soft yellows, because it lowkey reminds him of candy wrappers.
However, one time he did just bring you a bag from the grocery store.
"Ranpo, why is there a can of whipped cream?"
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Okay, do not send Akutagawa into a lingerie store because he will panic and he will destroy the store with Rashoumon. At first he will be highly dismissive of buying you underwear—are you not capable of buying it yourself?
Give him time to come around to the idea that he can choose what he sees on your body, the intimate garments that are going to hug your skin under your clothes, for his eyes only. Then he gets it.
Akutagawa's taste definitely runs to dark fabrics: deep burgundies, black, of course, deep purples and emerald greens if he's branching out a bit. Lace and frills, but also a touch of leather and metal. You can't take the Port Mafia out of the boy, after all.
I don't know if this is a Port Mafia-induced kink but he also likes body harnesses. The straps against your skin, especially if they're cinched a little tight against your soft flesh, remind him of when he binds you in Rashoumon and spreads you out underneath him.
This works with normal outfits too, actually. If you wear something floaty with a body harness underneath, and he sees it? Especially when you're out in public or on the job?
There's gonna be a whole different kind of screaming coming from that dark alleyway.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
I'm hardly original in thinking this, but Fyodor would strikes me as the type to lean toward something clean, pure. Angelic, one might say.
White is very common, especially delicate fabrics like lace and silk. Fyodor likes to get his cold hands on you, to feel you shiver at his touch, and the contrast between warm, soft skin and cool, slippery silk pleases him.
The sight of your legs sheathed in pretty white stockings, lace clinging precariously to your upper thighs—that's a temptation he struggles to resist, especially when you sit on his lap. He's a stocking man and will ensure you always have plenty in your drawer.
Little babydoll nightdresses too, usually delicate and translucent.
Oh, and blindfolds.
He also has a lovely collection of pretty silk ropes to tie you up in.
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(Persona 5) Ann, Makoto, Haru, Futaba, and Sumire and their S/O playing a scary game
No one requested this, I just watched playthroughs of Dead Space: Extraction and Dead Space: Severed, and I am sad now. I miss that series.
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Ann doesn't mind horror games, but she can get unnerved pretty quickly if the game is particularly scary.
She gets jumped very easily but quickly laughs it off.
(Ann) "AGH SON OF A-! Hah, come on that was such a cheap scare!"
It's not her cup of tea, but if its with her S/O or friends, then it'll be fun.
She brings snacks for the game night.
Ann will laugh at S/O for being scared, but the moment she takes control, she's just as scared as them.
(Ann) "Oooh no, I can't play! I gotta eat this food, you do it!"
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- NOPE.
Makoto doesn't play games in general, with the sole exception of the Like A Dragon series, thanks to Futaba and S/O.
But she is so easy to frighten, especially if her and S/O are playing the game in the dark.
Makoto jumps at the slightest sound and has an iron grip on S/O as they play.
So of course she screams when a jumpscare happens.
(Makoto) "C-Can we at least turn on the lights? WAIT! I SAW SOMETHING!"
Don't give her the controller, she might crush it in her hands with how tense she is. That, and she'll refuse.
(Makoto) "Next time if we play...c-can we not do a scary game?"
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Haru enjoys horror movies greatly, but being able to play one?
Now THIS is where it's at!
She watches her S/O play with great enthusiasm as she takes in the atmosphere of the game.
Haru is completely immune to jumpscares and just laughs at their feeble attempts to scare her.
(Haru) "Hm, the scares in this game are a bit lazy. I prefer when they're more subtle!"
Even though she's not great with technology, Haru absolutely will play when S/O gives her the controller. It takes a moment for her to adjust, but she'll be playing like a pro.
Funnily enough, it's only horror games where she plays well.
(Haru) "Oooh, maybe there should be a game where we play as the monster! Do you have anything like that?"
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Futaba turns off the lights as she and S/O huddle on the couch.
She can get scared but laughs it off like Ann. Futaba quickly recovers from cheap scares and finds them more annoying than anything.
90% of the time, Futaba is the one who picks the games. She does pick modern choices for horror games, but she has taste, going for the classic games like Silent Hill or Resident Evil.
Stuffing her face with chips with one hand and staring at the screen, she is fully immersed for a spooky play session.
(Futaba) "Oh man, there's no way I'd have played this alone. So have fun with the controls!"
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Sumire doesn't really play games or watch movies, so she's a bit new to this.
But she's willing to give it a go for her S/O.
She didn't realize how tense she would be watching the TV as she holds onto her S/O.
(Sumire) "People play games like these willingly...?"
Sumire is honestly a bit more bewildered than anything but it doesn't take much to scare her.
Overall she likes the experience solely because S/O is there and it's a way for them to bond. But she probably wouldn't play of her own volition.
At least games that don't make her heart leap to her throat.
(Sumire) "OH MY GOODNESS!"
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thesinglesjukebox · 3 months
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BILLY JOEL - "TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON"
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The theme narrows a little, maybe...
[4.15]
Hannah Jocelyn: The first Melodyne’d word of this song -- P L E A S E -- had me worried. This is the latest in a series of '70s and '80s rockers coming back one last time, normally with Post Malone's producer Andrew Watt at the helm. The results can either be pleasant, like the Rolling Stones' Lady Gaga collaboration "Sweet Sounds of Heaven", or abysmal, like Elton John's horribly edited "Always Love You." But Watt's not here; behind the boards instead is industry songwriter Freddy Wexler, a Billy Joel fanboy who convinced the artist to release music again. If the song sounds a lot like "Piano Man" and "Summer, Highland Falls," repeated listens reveal it's not just a cheap nostalgia grab. It sounds exactly like a new Billy Joel song should in 2024, P L E A S E aside, with a tasteful build and some grandiose but lovely lyrics: “Pride sticks out its tongue/laughs at the portrait that we’ve become/Stuck in a frame, unable to change.” Joel occupies a weird place in pop culture -- not as acclaimed as Dylan or Springsteen, but more thoughtful and introspective than the Eagles or anyone else in his imagined supergroup. With "Turn the Lights Back On," it all makes sense. He invented an archetype now filled by musicians like Adele post-21 or even Hozier: pop songwriters with enough depth to earn them a devout following even if they’re not critics' favorites. The liner notes reveal more connections. Eclectic producer Emile Haynie drops in to provide some additional production, the same way he did on "Hello" almost a decade ago, and the song is mixed by Adele's engineer Tom Elmhirst. It's an effective repositioning of Joel not as a "33-hit-wonder", not as a poet, but as one of the great pop balladeers and craftsmen. And my dad loves it, which is all that really matters. [7]
Alfred Soto: Despite the co-writers and a video whose nostalgia bid is as, ah, shameless as Paul McCartney's last year, "Turn the Lights Back On" sounds like any generic thing that might've appeared on Storm Front or The Bridge. Which is the point. [4]
Aaron Bergstrom: A direct descendant of Elton John's far superior "This Train Don't Stop There Anymore," as underlined by their similar music video treatments. While Joel was able to use cutting-edge AI technology to de-age himself in his video, Sir Elton had to make do with the tools available to him back in 2001, which is to say, Justin Timberlake. (Both AI and Timberlake are now trying to make their own music, with limited success.) [5]
Ian Mathers: Get the fuck outta here with this uncanny valley "AI" CGI shit. I'm not shocked boomers would cling to yet another way to deny they're old as fuck now -- it'll happen to all of us, I'm sure -- but it's still repugnant. Despite Joel being away for years, god knows you still hear the hits, so I'm kind of shocked that his voice seems to have lost most of its distinctive timbre. If you'd played me this blind I don't think I could have told you the singer, although the voice would have felt weirdly familiar. And look, respect to the man's undeniable achievements in his craft (which even haters should admit he takes pretty damn seriously) and especially stardom/mass popularity, but partly given the characterlessness to his performance here, my answer to "did I wait too long, to turn the lights back on?" is... yeah, you kinda did. I don't think the reason I loved the ABBA comeback singles and not this is just because I like ABBA and don't care for Billy Joel; I genuinely think they did a better job on playing off their context than he does here. [5]
TA Inskeep: I'd like to keep them off, please.  [1]
Isabel Cole: Billy Joel was one of the few artists my whole family could agree on during long trips in the car; my first concert was his dual tour with Elton John at Madison Square Garden. So on the one hand, the sheer nostalgic sentiment aroused in me by the thought of Billy going back to songwriting after all these years is real, and powerful. On the other, I know whereof I speak when I say that even assessed by the generous lens of someone who was once a 13-year-old girl glad to name Songs in the Attic as her favorite album, this is mid-level Billy at best. Lyrically, so much of his appeal has always been his willingness to indulge—in shamelessness, in sentiment, in spite, in just being kind of an asshole—but this song is too busy wrestling ponderously with its own existence to have that kind of fun; musically, it’s just “I’ve Loved These Days” but not as good. [4]
Rachel Saywitz: It's good, for a budget store "Piano Man."  [5]
Dave Moore: The best thing I can say for this lugubrious comeback ballad, loosely patterned on vintage Billy Joel and a dollop of "Hey Jude," is that it technically clocks in at under four minutes. The worst thing I can say about it is that I am not yet convinced the vocals aren't BillyJoelAI, though it does sound like him really playing the piano (derogatory). [3]
Daniel Montesinos-Donaghy: God, what a trudge — the type of pianoman mewls I thought every Joel song would be as an uneducated youth. But then I heard "Movin' Out," and what a fuckin' joint! (Fun fact: I think a quick browse of Billy Joel's biggest hits has taught me "Movin' Out" is, uh, the only BJ jam I like. Sorry.) [3]
Katherine St. Asaph: I dislike the term "overproduced" in criticism; it's often a way to sneer at pop without having to say something so gauche. But when you have a swelling string section -- a mercilessly effective cheat code to make a listener moved -- and yet that listener cannot be moved because she can't fucking hear it over everything else in the arrangement, your song is overproduced. When you autotune everything about your singer's voice except the notes that he actually flubbed, your song is -- well, not overproduced exactly, but produced poorly. Can't imagine how I'd feel if I were even a Billy Joel fan! One singular point because I learned something: it's not just the de-aging "AI" (scare quotes), Billy Joel really did look kinda like Harry Styles back then. (Harry Styles would probably love to remake this. It would still be a [1]). [1]
Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: This absolutely shouldn't work on me. I, of sound mind and body and possessing no strong relationship with the music of Billy Joel, ought not to have any reaction to this at all. It's a Billy Joel song that is once again about the romance between the performer and the audience, hitting all the marks he last hit 30 years ago. If nearly everything else he's done leaves me inert, then this should do the same. Yet something about its twilight glory, the way Joel puts himself through his own paces, moves me nonetheless.  [6]
Brad Shoup: I know I'm not the first person to interpret this as a metaphor for Joel's relationship with the public. For me, he's always been a sort of pop midpoint, and I've never been able to budge him. Everything he's ever done has been... fine: the bangers always fuck up somewhere, the groaners are never that embarrassing. So leaving things off with "The River of Dreams" (my favorite) wouldn't have been a bad way to go. This is confident schlock. The snare smacks like a worn copy of "Bridge Over Troubled Water"; he does a little "Piano Man" twirl before the orchestra goes for broke. I don't think he waited too long; I think this song was within him the whole time, for better or worse. [5]
Nortey Dowuona: I understand the hatred. For us, being smooth and easy on the ears is a crime. To refuse the challenges that push the artform of popular music and music culture, or worse, to fight them tooth and nail, is enough to make you an enemy in our eyes. But I do understand the actual reason to simply play to the middle of the road: to connect with everyone since you have learned, possibly later or earlier, we are a rare and bold breed, despite the infighting, backbiting and slimy behavior I will not detail here. Billy Joel has waited long enough -- he at the height of his popularity was despised and condemned, a figurehead for the stultifying demands of white yuppiedom. Unfortunately he was wrong; the fire was started, and will never stop. We, as a far more revered and loved writer said, made our choice as a species, and it's just a question of how long it takes to play out. Billy once wrote of New York being destroyed and its citizens fleeing like rats to Miami, reminiscing over their glory days. But now in 2024, New York refuses to go away. Our mayor, as Wiki and MIKE said, is a cop, and millions are homeless and starving, struggling to keep afloat and trying not to crumble every time a blank, greasy-faced kid with worn-out clothes playing with a iPhone 14 who could afford to give you $5 shakes his head to ignore you. I understand the hatred. But I can't feel it because the hatred feels pointless, empty, a target for those old timers who have fled the sinking ship and their ancestors who only know to despise the old place from stories and memories. He might've waited too long to turn the lights back once since the wires have rotted and the bulbs are broken, but not because the city is empty. It's full of your fanboys and their grandchildren, who now feel the sour bitterness that drove you to flee and cannot choose any other feeling. It's not too late -- it's never too late. [5]
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yamanorakuen · 2 years
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Obey Me! characters as songs from Midnights by Taylor Swift
I used to assign Taylor Swift songs to the characters and now that Ms. Swift has dropped a new record I felt obliged to do this. Hi, it's me, haven't been around in ages but I'm still the same. I kind of lost interest in Obey Me! during summer but lately I've been coming back around to it again! How are you all?
Anyway, without further ado, read my assessment below. (There's also some glitch with the colors and sizing of the letters, I can't fix it without a new problem appearing.)
Lucifer: The Great War
Tore your banners down, took the battle underground And maybe it was egos swinging Maybe it was her Flashes of the battle come back to me in a blur
Mammon: Paris
I'm so in love that I might stop breathing Drew a map on your bedroom ceiling No, I didn't see the news 'Cause we were somewhere else Stumbled down pretend alleyways Cheap wine, make believe it's champagne
Leviathan: Labyrinth
"It only hurts this much right now" Was what I was thinkin' the whole time Breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out I'll be gettin' over you my whole life
Satan: Karma
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me Flexing like a goddamn acrobat Me and karma vibe like that
Asmodeus: Bejeweled
Best believe I'm still bejeweled When I walk in the room I can still make the whole place shimmer And when I meet the band They ask, "Do you have a man?" I could still say, "I don't remember"
Beelzebub: Sweet Nothing
Outside they're push and shoving You’re in the kitchen hummin’ All that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing
Belphegor: Vigilante Shit
I don't start shit, but I can tell you how it ends Don't get sad, get even So on the weekends I don't dress for friends Lately I've been dressin' for revenge
Diavolo: Anti-Hero
Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Barbatos: Mastermind
What if I told you none of it was accidental? And the first night that you saw me Nothing was gonna stop me I laid the groundwork, and then Just like clockwork The dominoes cascaded in a line What if I told you I'm a mastermind? And now you're mine
Simeon: Snow On The Beach
Flying in a dream Stars by the pocketful You wanting me Tonight feels impossible But it's coming down No sound, it's all around
Luke: You're On Your Own, Kid
'Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned Everything you lose is a step you take So, make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it You've got no reason to be afraid
Solomon: Glitch
I was supposed to sweat you out In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout
Here it is! What were your favorite tracks from Midnights? What do you think of the album as a whole?
I liked it, it's not my favorite Taylor album and it needed a bit of time to grow on me, but I think it's satisfactory. My favorite songs are Maroon, The Great War, Dear Reader and Mastermind. I really love all of the 3am tracks... Main album tracks are more of a hit or miss for me, mostly hit, but 3am tracks NEVER miss.
If you have any questions about my choices, answer my questions on just anything you want to say, feel free to comment :)
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the-firebird69 · 5 months
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There are several of these festivals they all have their different beer mug in the suds that's true when I know it came from was talk about it and it was back a long time ago in the Middle ages and they used to use it to clean things a little and it worked cuz it had alcohol and it was like soap says and it started a long time ago in England and someone said to clean off the stuff off the carriage and it was a horse and buggy I said why don't you go get some suds and they said oh yeah they won't care about that they came back and said I couldn't get any but I got this and it wiped the stuff and it came off he said it smells like beer get beer all over it and he said yeah is that okay so I got home and of course there's bugs and stuff and you washed it and that's what they call it suds and it was this guy's clan they're always screwing around with stuff like that. It's a story and I didn't make it out but it was like a rumor it went around again every so often they also used to use the clean blood up and it worked pretty good and that's what they're saying cuz they probably were saying it and it covered it up so we want to use the name it's kind of an aggressive thing and they're always saying it don't get lost in the suds don't let the suds get to you don't get suds all over you and drink too much to the suds and it said a lot you want to make a brewing company and get it going and he said to make a bunch of micro breweries let's start a bunch of them up our self and make suds and it will be like our generic company but it'll have a name and has meaning and it'll be potent and it won't have any small cans it's going to start out with the big can it's bigger than a tall the next one is going to be like a fosters then the other ones like a mini keg size has the same opening thing as the Heineken and it should be like that the suns are cheaper and there's another one you can make that's bigger and he's thinking of the plastic bottles again and to make it cheap and dump it and we do understand it it's a good idea there's a certain bottle that's great and there's a big mouth and it'll be suds and we have a different Brew and you have a suds big mouth it has like more alcohol and it's richer he says no it's like a full Amber but not not too rich and that's more alcohol now I know what he's saying it's like Budweiser if you like piss which is like saying suds but suds is like cheap but good it doesn't taste bad and it's not bad for you it's just a cheaper beer that you can drink a lot of that's what it implies so we are going to go ahead and start making this in garages and it's suds and we're going to put it in plastic bottles because it's microbrewery and there's a way to seal those bottles we just screw the cap on you screwed on real tight and there you have it and you test it
Thor Freya
I'm in love again I can't stand it he's doing okay but I think I'm a very proud of him for the dinner he made is going to have a big dinner tomorrow you want to invite me to it it doesn't see me around he doesn't understand why I can't get here when they're all stupid right now do you want to wants to know what I want for Christmas and I want him intact and he can do that so that's good he gets the big present to me LOL and it's good too it's not funny. So he thinks he might ask Thor and Freya to make me a pink Hard knock kicker 5150. And it's going to go ahead right now right now I'm going to do that and I'll get it to her character and she'll hear about it we get home alone the good sign is shortly after and the Jason is not there yet but The highwayman has to be so this is going to start happening it's happening because of the closure of Africa of the pseudo empire bases and the molar in them and they're Manning them and they're full of crap
Thor Freya
Olympus
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theeverlastingshade · 6 months
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Cartwheel- Hotline TNT
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The 2020s have been a remarkable decade for shoegaze thus far. It's been exciting to watch the genre progress by virtue of bands combining it with psychedelic rock, emo, hyperpop, and even country music without comprising it's innately dreamy yet noise-addled soul in the process. Like the rest of indie rock writ large, Philadelphia has proven to be an epicenter of sorts for some of the most forward-thinking shoegaze being made today. Enter Hotline TNT, the Philly-based solo project of Will Anderson, who recently released his 2nd LP, Cartwheel, earlier this month. Hotline TNT began to catch some blog attention through the strength of his early EPs thanks to their texturally dense, slyly melodic, and ultimately fairly adventurous sounding shoegaze that was reminiscent of the arty first wave of American shoegaze bands like Swirlies and Medicine with some welcome new wrinkles. Cartwheel doesn't necessarily reinvent the wheel that he's been steering, but it's bigger and brighter than anything he’s done previously while still hinting at some new vistas down the road. Cartwheel isn't quite as harsh, sonically nor lyrically, as many of his contemporaries, and presents itself as both an ideal entry point to shoegaze for anyone who appreciates indie rock on any level, as well as a compelling work for those eager to see where the genre is in 2023.
Cartwheel is a loud, aggressively pessimistic record that spends a great deal of its time in the red, but it's also disarmingly melodic in a way that so much of this style of music aspires to be but doesn't quite achieve. The hooks here are abundant, and while Anderson's vocal range isn't particularly dynamic he knows exactly how to utilize it. Songs like "Thought You Would Change" and "Out of Town" erupt with stadium-sized power-pop choruses just barely audible above the deliriously dense, effects-laden guitar work while others like the short but very sweet "Beauty Filter" and "Maxine" wring the sort of melodic potency out of their guitar tones that the human voice can't quite aspire to. Cartwheel isn't always as inventive as the project’s terrific 1st LP, Nineteen In Love, but more often than not the immense immediacy of Cartwheel feels more generous. And there are still a few moments of tasteful experimentation, like the drum and bass rhythm that bounds into "Spot Me 100" out of nowhere, sending the song into the stratosphere while somehow sounding like the most natural stylistic pairing imaginable. The music is brimming with rich sonic details at every turn, and they're in service of deeply heartfelt songs that bask in the banality of being crushed under the weight of habitual heart break.
The songs on Cartwheel are bad-vibes bummer anthems custom-tailored for hopeless romantics who just can't seem to catch a break. From the moment the chorus on opener "Protocol" hits (After the fall/I pretend that it's all/My fault/But I need you to call") Cartwheel presents itself as a album steeped in the everyday misery of every man underdogs who keep getting knocked down but somehow find the strength to get back up. Like much of the best indie rock ever recorded, where Cartwheel succeeds in particular is in couching melancholic imagery in explosive guitar arrangements that were constructed on budget-friendly equipment yet still manage to reach the cheap seats with ease. On the aforementioned highlight "Out of Town" a characteristically forlorn hook ("Baby girl, where's the sign that you're not around/Hit the roundabout, now I'm in the ground/Sweetheart, don't leave me in the lost and found") is accentuated by propulsive shoegaze that lunges for the jugular with the sort of momentum that belies its devastating core. It's in moments like these that Hotline TNT transcend their increasingly oversaturated DIY spaces, showcasing themselves as a group capable of writing the sort of timeless anthems that expand on rather than simply regurgitate the canon.
Essentials: "I Thought You'd Change", "Out of Town", "Spot Me 100"
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liopleurodean · 10 months
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Season 9, Episode 10: Road Trip
Man, you can't trust anyone these days
I low-key forgot about Abaddon 💀
Good old Bob Seger
Oh, Dean...
I'm so sorry
And now he's all alone
Lots of babies
Wow
I guess
Yikes
Freaky
Uh oh
Of course he is
How does that not stab through the fabric?
Back in business
Everything
Oh, Dean...
Yeah
Sounded like Sam didn't care
No, Dean. You were desperate
Samandriel!
It was nasty, though
Hi, Crowley
No, you won't
Kevin's dead
Bad cop
Yeah...
It's not their fault
To where?
He's got a point
Moose is MIA
Punch him in the face. Please
Did he take Baby???
Out of gas, I'll bet
Heck yeah, Cas has good taste
Nah. He learned from the best
Stolen grace
That little smile 😂
Dean doesn't want to deal with the tension
Looks like Cas got it from a pump, though
Blech
OH. I missed that
Right
Still at large
Oh geez, he's a Martin fan
On a napkin
Red flags
Oh boy
Makes sense
Awesome
And they don't even have wiretaps yet!
Great
I'm sure
They must be seeing something different
Sure
Not yet
Better than he thought
Finding Sam via the Impala
Oof
Nice
Oh, Cas
So who's this guy?
Oh no
Aw
A nephilim, or regular?
THE NIBLET
Nice
Yeah
Not still?
What do you care about vessels?
Sure
There she is
Me too, Dean
Uh oh.
Maybe.
Shouldn't have
There we go
Can an angel force another angel out of a vessel?
Double agent
Sure...
That's good
Fun times
Oh boy
Great
Not even close
Please.
Ew
Extreme acupuncture
Not as fancy
Oh, Dean...
Yeah
Sure
Oh, he's a drop away from full blown sobbing
Not exactly
Everyone does at some point
Not a bad thing to be
Thanks, Cas
... interesting choice
There it is
Yup
Everything
That... puts some things in perspective
Yup
That's great
Go back to sleep
The goal isn't torture
Push him out
That's a horrifying thought
Plan C for Crowley
Fair enough
It's good enough
Lots of choices today
Huh. Cheap laser removal
That's true, actually
Oof
Code words!
Nope
Literally
And now the waiting game
Bad joke
It has to
I hope Sam believes him
Interesting
Uh oh
It's not your fault, Sam
Thank you, Crowley
Nah. Still a chump
They were really good at casting someone who looks like a jerk
Come on, Sam
Not anymore
Thank goodness
Waste of good drinks
Yup
Ta-da!
That's gotta be Abaddon
Will he?
That's true
Thanks, Crowley
Nice
Oh boy
Temporarily
Are you so sure?
True Barbie face
Poof!
They're gonna die
And Sam is back
Getting better, though
Yeah
That's not a good thing
He just doesn't get it
Sam, come on
Oh, Dean...
Dean, honey, no...
Dang it, Sam
And I'm crying again
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hey, secret santa again :) sorry this message is quite late!
i also love those films by the who, i think i like tommy more than quadrophenia tho bc it’s so strange. you said you’d love some recs for the artists i mentioned, so here's one song from each :D there are songs equally as good as these, but these are my favourites, the songs i heard which made me interested in the musicians:
gimme shelter (the rolling stones)
who are you (the who)
dazed and confused (led zeppelin)
hey joe (the jimi hendrix experience)
go your own way (fleetwood mac)
i listened to the songs you recommended and totally love them, especially the cilla black songs. i haven't listened before but i love her voice. and i only knew a few marianne songs beforehand, like as tears go by, which i love. there’s still so much music to discover!
which record did you last buy? i think the last one i bought was a byrds album bc it was pretty cheap. but i love physical media and apart from records i’m in love with a little 60s camera i have, it comes everywhere with me :-)
you said you’re into films – what’s your favourite atm? are there any you like watching around the holiday period? i don’t have a favourite but i like wes anderson’s early films, the cinematography and colour palettes are beautiful :D any recommendations especially for 60s-70s films?
and to answer the other questions, i do play a couple of instruments! i drum and play bass. piano always seemed very difficult to me, seems like there’s a lot of concentration involved. it’s like magic, i don’t understand it
and getting back ;)) to the beatles, my favourite albums really depend on mood and the weather. recently i’ve been listening to rubber soul and ahdn a lot, they’re very cosy albums to me. i also love please please me, my grandparents still play it a lot, so it reminds me of them. how about you - any favourite beatles albums? any favourite beatle(s)?
i’m sorry again this was so long! i hope you had a good weekend 🎅
hey, don't worry, take as much time as you need! i'm kinda caught up with my finals rn so i might be slow too :(
i LOVE all the songs you recommended!! especially led zeppelin and jimi hendrix i guess, but really all of them are great! i love your taste even more now and want more recs lmao so: what are your favorite albums by any artists?
the record i bought was help by the beatles! it's a dutch vinyl housed in a german jacket but at least it sounds amazing. working on my mission to get all beatles studio albums but they're literally the most expensive (in my local shops at least) so it's taking some time. do you have any goals like this in collecting, like completing certain artists or choosing certain pressings?
favorite film... i've been meaning to make a list of all my favs for forever but i just can't get around to it bc there are so many to remember 😭 well let's say the hours & times atm, it's in no way perfect but i still love it and admire everyone behind it
as for the holiday films, i guess i'll leave classics like home alone out, but right now i have a bunch of older christmas films in my watchlist (miracle on the 34th street, remember the night, etc), i suppose they're classics too in the us/uk but i've never seen them! only watched white christmas so far and was very surprised at how gay it was lmao. are there any christmas films you like?
it's hard to recommed films bc i'm always tempted to recommend directors instead of certain titles, but:
(gay) drama: midnight cowboy (1969) and the boys in the band (1970)
comedies: the apartment (1960) and paper moon (1973)
musicals: funny girl (1968) and my fair lady (1964)
horror: the innocents (1961) and what ever happened to baby jane (1962)
i get what you mean about the beatles albums! atm i'm very into help since i've been listening to it on vinyl lmao. and i like the way it has this early sound but the themes of some songs aren't quite as straightforward as i wanna be your man for example - i'm mostly referring to you've got to hide your love away, but i see the same theme in it's only love. adore both of george's songs on it too. my absolute favs though must be the white album and mmt! rubber soul is very close to them too
i always felt a bit weird about choosing a favorite beatle bc it feels like choosing your favorite child 😭 but i gotta admit i mostly lean towards john and george, esp john. what about you?
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mermaidsirennikita · 2 years
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Fuck. They worked so hard to get HBO MAX to be the next big thing, a true contender to stand out from all others and this penny pincher is going to burn it all down?
Other companies are going to see this. They might be worried because a failure can reflect badly on everyone else. But maybe they will reach out to everyone who's getting screwed over, even copy and perfect what the mission was.
I wonder who will do it first. My money is on Disney. Netflix if they feel desperate enough to risk it.
If peacock does though, then we'll definitely know it's game over.
Seeee, y'all trash the 'cock, but it's actually doing kinda well lol. They started out with that free ad tier, which tbh??? Kinda is a great way to lure people into paying for the ad tier with more content, because it's so fucking cheap. Whereas Netflix started without ads, is getting progressively more expensive while pissing people off, and will be introducing a tier with ads, and Disney+ has introduced an adless platform and now you'll have to downgrade to save money and watch ads. As much as I don't love ads, I think setting realistic expectations and going from there is smarter in the long term.
Plus, they've actually been investing in interesting content that has kinda gone under the radar, but suggests that they have good taste and can expand as the big guys fuck up. Girls 5Eva is fucking hilarious and well-received critically, The Resort has been a really interesting mystery I see people getting drawn into in a sleeper hit sense (again, critically well-received), Dr. Death suffered from an excess of Alec Baldwin but was otherwise good and timely, and opened up the opportunity for an anthology which they're taking... They have The Best Man: The Final Chapters coming, which is going to satisfy a fandom that has been waiting for a conclusion for years (and has proven that they're willing to come back in droves and pay to see the content a decade later). I think the 'cock could ultimately end up winning big. They're just slow and steady wins the raise, which tbh??? May be good, if the issue with Netflix is that they went too big too fast.
And while, who knows, prices will probably go up, Peacock starts out so cheap that you can still set it and forget it. I upgraded from the free tier to watch the Olympics. Then I just didn't notice it (the way I'd notice things like Hulu and Netflix) and they actually started doing things I liked. There's some logic to that.
Disney and Netflix seem most likely to go in for the carcass of HBO Max, because Disney is big and a fucking machine, and Netflix is desperate for good press. However, Prime has the Amazon money and Hulu has actually been doing pretty well for itself, though it's not very flashy. Apple also has a lot of money, though I find their programming largely dull with some exceptions (Loot). The thing is that as good creators feel betrayed or unsure about WB, everyone else should court them hard.
We'll see!
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Stop 2 : Penang! I didn't know much to anything about this island off the coast of Malaysia before entering the country. A bit of cursory Wikipedia research labelled this part of town as The Silicon Valley of the East, but simultaneously a backpackers paradise of unspoilt old town and charm filled cheap cafes. Like if Starbucks moved in but was best pals with your local neighbourhood cake shops instead of mercilessly grinding them to dust. I was excited for this; sounded like a vibe.
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Arriving we've been greeted much more by the latter old town sort of thing, given we are staying in that part of town. This is the only kinda place where i've seen the "people on bikes" graffiti genre veer as far one way as Bansky and as far the other way as "just put mr Bean on the bike and more people will stay at the hotel". It's a beautiful place. Slow. Feels almost too quiet right now but this is a world only just post COVID. There's some way to go before what's 'normal' is back I guess. Places like this got hit bad by having to close their business for 3 years. It shows, there's a lot of shut up places. Man, it's not even just Covid, you can see the effects of the 2004 Tsunami out by the beaches. It's dumb to expect recovery from this stuff quickly and I'm glad they're open up again and the money comes back to rebuild. I'm kinda grateful to be here at all.
One thing I am not grateful for. Durian. I once left a bag of potatoes in a cupboard over a kettle for close to a year in a student flat. Over time the steam liquidised the potatoes as they gradually putrefied naturally. The smell at the end of it was close to something between death and a deep wet mould. Durian is the only thing close to that smell, and it is everywhere. It's actually banned in many public places yet appears so delicious inside that despite these things being on every street corner, & this making you appreciate how bad the whole world must smell in the Walking Dead, everyone love the taste too much to choose not to have corpse stench lightly permeate the air at all times. Good for them. I admire that mental strength. I hate durians.
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We did domestic duties early on arrival. Getting the washing done, scouting around and sitting down at Tek Sen for some really good Chinese food. The adaptation from Singapore dollars to Malaysian Ringitt has taken some brain adjustments that's hard to demonstrate without reconverting everything into pounds and realising a beer now costs £1.80, not £7. A meal £2.82, not £20+. The budget might be ok after all. It's taken a lot of work and heart rending "oh god, we need a cheap day tomorrow, this is going to tip is past our average" before realising that a 90 ringitt meal is £16 and no, it's fine, you probably spend that on an aperol Spritz on a bad day back home. Chill.
Day 2 was eventful. We took the bus out to the national park via a breakfast stop off at the Toh Soon cafe. Toh Soon was a lovely little spot, but with a hell of a queue early in the morning. I felt a pang of home-sickness in that queue when the Malaysian man in front of us shouted "FUCKS SAKE" all of a sudden, apropos of nothing. It's a curiously English phrase when I think about it. I don't think i've ever heard it in another accent before.
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We got a portion each of Nasi Lemak and Kaya Toast on a couple of different breads, washing everything down with the customary condensed milk laden coffee that I still can't shake the feeling is going to give me diabetes by the end of this trip. All excellent, still not a bad meal here. Because South East Asia is possibly situated next to some great cosmic steam vent, I immediately needed more fluids before the hour long bus ride so we dropped into 7/11. The door played what, on first listen might sound to the corporate morons who decreed this inflicted punishment on the poor staff who have to listen to this song everyday, to be a 'cheerful welcoming melody'. I heard this cheerful welcoming melody 6 times while in the shop buying one drink for something like 5 minutes. Some quick sums; and the poor man working behind the counter is probably there for a minimum of 8 hours a day. He must have heard that welcome jingle a minimum of 576 times in a day. If he works all week, even if it's a 5 day week, he will hear that jingle 2880 times. The suicide rate is remarkably low when considering this.
We hurtled onwards to Penang park after this interlude at 800 mph on the public bus. Seeing corners only as challenges to travel faster. When arriving, we geared up for a big hike (1 hour 15!!) to Turtle Beach, or Pentai Kerachut. We booked a return boat trip, because we're all allowed our little luxuries (and they take you to see the monkeys, come on). Walking through the jungle, you're hit by a wall of humidity and ants. You experience that true sweat that is only reserved for humid climes. The kind where things like your lip and the top of your arms even start sweating when you forgot they could. It's a lovely hike all things considered though, not too strenuous and some gorgeous beach and jungle scenery before you reach the meromictic lake where freshwater meets salt and the two are too different in density to mix. The colours are gorgeous and if you're lucky you'll see them form whirlpools twirling, ever twirling towards freedom.
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We got out past the lake onto the beach and played our new favourite beach game "why can't I swim here", is it something that can kill me? Raw sewage? Perhaps lethal waves or a small undersea cliff? Well today it was multiple of these, so we stayed out of the water and continued on to the turtle sanctuary, seeing and reading about the egg laying cycles of the giant turtles on these beaches who need utter quiet, calm and peace, without any bright light to lay their eggs, or they'll simply turn back around and return to the see if they're disturbed. If you lived 100+ years, you'd think time was on your side too.
One of the things I have noticed dating a Spaniard, is that, there's a hell of a lot of Spaniards. I have found them as far aflung as the Premier Inn near Birmingham International, Westminster, local bakers in small english towns, and now here, on a boat in the middle of Malaysia, a group of 5 Catalonians became immediate best friends with Mariola because this is what Spaniards do. They were great company on the way to Monkey beach. Much friendlier than the second boat where I was nearly turfed off by a lady who insisted she had booked the entire boat privately for her family. Ah well. If Brits can do anything well, it's obstinately stand your ground when a small piece of official paper tells you you're in the right. So we stayed on that damn boat.
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We had however spent all of our bus money on crisps on Monkey beach. This was a mistake & one I do not encourage. We needed to walk 5km to various hotels imploring people to try and call us cabs and furiously refreshing Grab. After multiple tries, an argument with 2 bus drivers eating dinner and a short rest in a 5 star hotel car park, we were saved by the lovely valet staff of the hotel Ansanga who managed to find us a cab home. This was 10x more expensive than the bus. Please learn from our mistakes and resist those island crisps. Keep some cash handy at all times!
We rounded off the day once we got back and showered with a late dinner at Tem Xim (Penang surprisingly has pretty limited food options past 9pm.. the local population prefers rising early and eating earlier.. look to eat between 6-8pm for the best options!)
The woman who owns Tem Xim, a thai charcoal bbq joint, is likely on some sort of wall somewhere alongside Mother Theresa, Marie Curie & Florence Nightingale. The woman's an artist at hospitality. She saw two floundering hangry westerners staring at chili sauce in beffudlement as to whether it would blow our face off or not and took pity. She was particularly informative and nice in helping us around the menu and it's one of the better dining experiences I think we'll have all trip not just for the quality of food, but also how genuinely kind everyone was. You can tell she does this a lot by the fact she's racked up 300+ 5* Google reviews, most of which mention her explicitly. Good on ya love, you've got one more from me. Hit up Tem Xim anyone reading this and visiting Georgetown.
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Our last full day took us from our original plans to go to Penang Hill onto the Kek Lok Si temple instead because, oh boy, when it rains here, it rains. We had a pretty fantastic trip around all things considered and it's a stunning temple, only recently built in the 19th century, but built to impress with grand enormous 70ft tall statues, 7 story pagodas and seals of approval from Beijing about its status amongst Chinese temples. It's well worth a visit and if you want to you could combined it with a trip to Penang Hill to get the views quite easily for a jam packed day. We then did the customary 'eat absolutely everything' food tour, hitting up all the local favourites of Wanton Mee, Char Kaoy Teow, Apom, Lok Lok and Cendol because we are those people, and try and keep me away from weird novelty food. I will eat you.
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It's been hard to get away from a fact that Penang doesn't feel quite recovered yet. There's people here, but it feels a bit stunted. Like the energy is yet to return fullly as the place isn't quite full. It's wonderful for a bit of pece and the lack of crowds is something we should be happy about but Georgetown is definitely somewhere I could feel like you could appear, without a purpose, without a clear sense of anything, and have a wicked time simply being. Come for 2 weeks, forget about everything, eat like a king for £3 and forget life happens outside this island. It's back to city life in Kuala Lumpur after this, but i've liked this sleepy little town and recommend it to anyone.
Signing off - DW
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Yeah I'm grocery shopping and almost doing the choreography lsususidhisjs embarrassing luv.
I think perhaps kpop stans hate it because at some point almost everyone was doing tropical house? Now many fans hate on EDM, girl crush, 80s etc. But I like some summer tropical house bops!Tbh when I saw Hwa I thought he would be rather serious, then he turned out shy THEN THRUSTED IN MY FACE?! I was so baffled 🥴
I say if you wanna throw insults be creative and funny about it, most antis are either vile or plainly boring 🥱
Yes they absolutely try to fit the mains into the basic personas, but they often turn out irrelevant to most people and they can't even be relatable. The fake badass ones are embarrassing too it's true absolutely pick mes and we don't stan that 🤚🏻
When may I expect you? I will have to lock my merch first jsydyqhshshsja, but I also need to ask tiny if she's taking visitors now, girl is busy hiding under the bed lol
Winter in most places looks like shit LITERALLY so much mud when it rains and snows and for what? And you can see dogs (or perhaps human) piss traces on the snow??? Fucking gross, some dog owners also think "oh there's snow, no need to clean the shit" 🔫🔫🔫
Wait, bestie that broadcast photocard is the fanmade one I ordered from Etsy, I got all of them because no one would sell broadcast pcs for that cheap, now they're out of stock so I'm glad I did 😭 that seller had many different "broadcast" sets and I got them all. But they look so real like I said, almost identical to the actual ones! https://imgur.com/a/YKpHXvK
I'm gonna make an account solely dedicated to Hwa's legs and what about it 🤗
Ok I'm gonna check that manhwa out, but I need to finally catch up on the ones I started, idk why it's so hard for me recently
Hsusyehsha that Jackson party question, NCT's lyrics traumatised me, thanxx. I got MR. GENTLEMAN and it's a photo of my gentle sexy man Joshua lolol this is not me at all, but cute. And you?
Btw, my waiting fic list includes: nerd Hwa, milf reader and of course villain reader. Am I missing anything? Probably lolol. So we spoke about reversed AU like bad girl Y/N x good boy Hwa, but what about bad girl Y/N x bad boy Hwa 🤯 I don't really see it too often. I know the relationship can easily become toxic I read one fic that was absolutely excellent at it, two rich kids acting tough and another that was rather heartbreaking because both characters struggled with life. But I think this has a great potential, just saaaayyyyyyin
THE FIRST PHOTO AAAAAAA HE'S A SMALL BOY A TINY BOOOOOOOOOOY, the second one let's not talk about https://twitter.com/PSHsource/status/1531305919627288577?t=9MjWzWpcyOxNcdO32YOVBw&s=19 - DV 💖
helLo hello!!!
Yeah I'm grocery shopping and almost doing the choreography lsususidhisjs embarrassing luv.
FBWKDHWK BULNORIYA IN THE GROCERY STORE 😭😭😭
I think perhaps kpop stans hate it because at some point almost everyone was doing tropical house? Now many fans hate on EDM, girl crush, 80s etc. But I like some summer tropical house bops!Tbh when I saw Hwa I thought he would be rather serious, then he turned out shy THEN THRUSTED IN MY FACE?! I was so baffled 🥴
i think most hate ur bc of kard 💀💀 bc their title tracks were consistently the exact same and the way ppl were going @ them,,, YEAAH MANY HATE EDM??? but its literally so good,, ppl have very specific taste but they say they have a diverse taste at the same time have me 🔫🔫 BRKWHDKWFHWK THRUSTED IN MY FACE LMFAOOOOTBWKFHEK its exactly how every shinestar was born 😭😭😭
I say if you wanna throw insults be creative and funny about it, most antis are either vile or plainly boring 🥱
NO FRRRR CREATIVE INSULTS ARE IMPRESSIVE I WONT EVEN BE MAD ANYMORE IF BE CLAPPING
Yes they absolutely try to fit the mains into the basic personas, but they often turn out irrelevant to most people and they can't even be relatable. The fake badass ones are embarrassing too it's true absolutely pick mes and we don't stan that 🤚🏻
yEAAAH the hit or miss formula is always most certainly a miss 😭😭 NO BC THE FAKE BADASS CONSISTS OFF swearing unnecessarily, smoking heavily, dressing in black fits bc “dark like my soul” or the “comebacks” they have to certain insults is so embarrassingfbwkfhdk
When may I expect you? I will have to lock my merch first jsydyqhshshsja, but I also need to ask tiny if she's taking visitors now, girl is busy hiding under the bed lol
EXPECT ME IN TWO DAYS I WILL HUNT THE PC COLLECTION,,, omg 😭😭😭 miss tiny pls gimme an appointment to behold ur presence 😭😭😭🤲🏼
Winter in most places looks like shit LITERALLY so much mud when it rains and snows and for what? And you can see dogs (or perhaps human) piss traces on the snow??? Fucking gross, some dog owners also think "oh there's snow, no need to clean the shit" 🔫🔫🔫
NO BC SO MF TRUE??? THE PEE STAINS AND THE MUDDY SLUSHY BLACK ICE SNOW GIVES ME THE CREEPS IVE FELL DOWN SO MANY TIMES I HATE IT,,, the pee stains, shit stains and the garbage they leave under the snow
Wait, bestie that broadcast photocard is the fanmade one I ordered from Etsy, I got all of them because no one would sell broadcast pcs for that cheap, now they're out of stock so I'm glad I did 😭 that seller had many different "broadcast" sets and I got them all. But they look so real like I said, almost identical to the actual ones! https://imgur.com/a/YKpHXvK
IS IT FJWKFJKWFHLW SCREAMING THEY LOOK SO REAL AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS POB’S NFBWM NO BC if the fake ones look exactly like the real,,, then why spend 200$+ 👁👄👁🤚🏼
I'm gonna make an account solely dedicated to Hwa's legs and what about it 🤗
FBWKDHWK @ ME IN EVERY SINGLE POST
Ok I'm gonna check that manhwa out, but I need to finally catch up on the ones I started, idk why it's so hard for me recently
i have been avoiding the webtoon app like a plague i have not looked at it its just so much work jvbwkfhwk
Hsusyehsha that Jackson party question, NCT's lyrics traumatised me, thanxx. I got MR. GENTLEMAN and it's a photo of my gentle sexy man Joshua lolol this is not me at all, but cute. And you?
LMFAOOOO THWMHD THE QUESTIONS WERE SO FUNNY AND THE OPTIONS WERE EVEN FUNNIER 😭😭😭 MR GENTLEMAN OKAY HELLO HELLO 🤚🏼🤚🏼
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Btw, my waiting fic list includes: nerd Hwa, milf reader and of course villain reader. Am I missing anything? Probably lolol. So we spoke about reversed AU like bad girl Y/N x good boy Hwa, but what about bad girl Y/N x bad boy Hwa 🤯 I don't really see it too often. I know the relationship can easily become toxic I read one fic that was absolutely excellent at it, two rich kids acting tough and another that was rather heartbreaking because both characters struggled with life. But I think this has a great potential, just saaaayyyyyyin
IM RLY ROOTING FOR THAT VILLAIN READER SO BAD !!! also the wedding etl !!! i am absolutely so in love with the idea of it <3 also the bridgerton san + mingi’s rewrite 😭😭 OLAY HELLO AYO AYO AYO I LIKE THAT MUCH BETTER BAD BOY YN X BAD BOY HWA but its def bard to come up with that plot,,, bc they can either be like rivals or enemies or like secret alliances or like secret relationships??? it’ll def be tough to come up with a plot,,, OH GOD THAT FIC SOUNDS SO GOOD PLS DO SEND IT MY WAY
THE FIRST PHOTO AAAAAAA HE'S A SMALL BOY A TINY BOOOOOOOOOOY, the second one let's not talk about https://twitter.com/PSHsource/status/1531305919627288577?t=9MjWzWpcyOxNcdO32YOVBw&s=19 - DV 💖
FHWMDJWKFHWK TINY BOYYY IDK WHY I JUST SEE U YELLING IT IN THE GROCERY STORE 😭😭😭😭
the way i inhaled at that photo set. do not approach me. i am. livid. hOW DARE U.
yes
ANON IM YELLING IM YELLING IM YELLING
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La Squadra - New Year's Eve edition
Chances are, no one in La Squadra's team really has the time to fully prepare for new year's eve due to them having a busy schedule. However, going to a nice, classy restaurant would be their type. But this year, Risotto allowed his team a few days break to celebrate, which means they all decided to stay at the hideout and prepare the festivities.
Warnings : alcohol mention!
P.S. : Sorry if this is unimaginative, I don't feel like it's my best. I started writing it a few days ago but had to finish it today. At least it's not into my drafts anymore! Hope you'll like it nevertheless.
Prosciutto is the first to wake up on the morning of 31st december. He WILL wake up with a dramatic gasp and will immediately get ready for his rest -but not so much- day. He likes to have everything ready for the night and will not tolerate the team messing around. He does however, pass through almost every room to tell them to wake up, that they need to get ready for the night.
He aggressively prepares breakfast as well, eats it while reading the papernews and then, straight to the cleaning. He actually is so implicated in the task that he doesn't realize how loud he's being, like moms who thump the vacuum all over the corners, and energetically rub the windows. Prosciutto simply ends up waking up the entire hideout.
Once they're fully awake, Melone, Formaggio and Risotto will join the poor man to help him hang the decorations. Melone insists for placing as much of it as they can, because it's not an ordinary day ! Ghiaccio, who hates being woken up in such a hurry, will be grumpy for the rest of the day and chances are, you won't see him come out of his room except to refill his cup of latte.
This evening, you all start with some appetizers. Prosciutto is the one who cooked the most. Melone and Illuso bring all the junkfood that isn't yet on the table, including all varieties of chips, to Risotto's happiness who likes to taste every single bag of chips before dinner. He truly is a lover of those, even often indulging in them on his own. Formaggio and him are great competitors in that matter, which unnerves Prosciutto so greatly, because he would never buy chips for such an event, and considers those a lack of taste. However, once he's had a bit of wine in his system, he won't be too much of a bother about it, you'll even find him stealing the bag of salt and vinegar chips for his own satisfaction.
While the main course is cooking, someone will put on music, or you can bet Melone is the first one to throw himself on the dancefloor. He's already quite in the mood and will not hesitate to pull you with him. Pesci sits awkwardly while watching some of the others starting to get into the dance, but cannot resist your invitation to join when you give him your hand. Ghiaccio scoffs when proposed to dance, and regularly leaves the table to check on his chocolate lava cakes in the oven.
As the clock approaches midnight, you can bet the party gets even more lively. Some are keen on champagne and wine, others have sugar highs from sodas. Prosciutto has thrown his apron across the table and yells to whoever listen a story from his childhood, eyes glistening and face red from the wine. Illuso absentmindedly scrolls through the playlist Melone and Pesci created, trying to find at least one good ridiculous song to make Risotto dance to.
The cake is delicious but careful with the chocolates though... Formaggio bought an entire box of cheap ones molded like bears but mixed them with those disgusting ones filled with liquor. It was Illuso's idea. If you don't drink alcohol, you'll simply get the onion covered in chocolate, no big deal ! But if you do, they'll be pleased to watch your face skrunkle in shock when you bite into those! Prosciutto doesn't realize the chocolates are different. He just carries on telling his silly story while eating them. Risotto is too far gone on the dancefloor, as Pesci succeeded to drag him in. It's the only time of the year you will see him get so loose.
Good thing that Ghiaccio set a timer beforehand, because the atmosphere is almost too chaotic and not one of them would have noticed that it was finally midnight. Melone and Formaggio are going to get very loud and sing at high-volume while some others applaud or cheer for the new year. Who will take the second place next to you on the couch to pass out from exhaustion? It's up to you!
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satirredraws · 2 years
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Growing up I was told: There are only two things you can be, they're objective and simple. You are born, and you are one of them. End of story.
But ask them what it means to be a woman. Ask a woman, and she'll say that it feels like a never ending battle, like trying to fight with both hands tied up. She will say it feels like a power so great it renders you helpless, paralized as it explodes inside you. But no one sees, no one feels it. 
She will say it feels like the softness of a rose petal and the bitter pain of its thorns. Like fingers hovering over skin, leaving the ghost of a touch. A promise. Hunger and yearning, suppressed. 
She will say it sounds like laughter and teary screaming matches. It sounds like a whisper and it feels like the warmth of the breath the words create. 
She will say it looks like red. The blood that is despised and the blood that is desired. The never ending shame, the rage that eats you from inside out. The color of your eyelids when you close your eyes on a sunny day. 
It smells like all the red flowers and summer nights and the scent of your best friend. 
She'll say you become a woman. You become a woman when you feel that ache of rage for the first time, when someone speaks over you, when you fall in love and you're shamed for it. When you don't, and you're shamed for it. When you take your power into your own hands and when you let it tumble down and break. 
You become a woman when you kneel and fix yourself, all alone. 
To be a woman is to be unbelievably strong and still oh so kind. To cry and scream and hold it all together. To sacrifice and not expect any recognition. It's warm, good, lively. The earth and the sky. Dancing, music, intelligence. To stand your ground.
Ask a man what it means to be a man and he'll say it feels like a calm autumn evening. Like the stillness and quietness of a forest at dawn, the birds just opening their eyes, the expectation. He'll say it feels like the watching, the waiting. For something to happen, for him to be needed. He'll say it means to protect. The constant need to prove yourself worthy, strong, enough.
It sounds like an echo bouncing on the walls of your mind. Never enough. It whispers, screams, laughs. It sounds like humming while walking, whistling. It sounds like silence.
It looks like watching a tropical storm from a safe home, warm while the sky thunders and lighting hits the ground, calm because you know you've built this house with your own hands. Calm because you know your loved one is safe with you.
It looks like a chaotic night, sneakers hitting concrete, high pitched laughs, the taste of cheap alcohol on your tongue. It looks like honest conversations on a sidewalk, spilling everything you've ever felt in a few sentences. Thankful for the friends you've made.
It smells like burning, looks, sounds, feels like fire. Looking at the flames and enjoying the slight burn in your eyes.
He'll say you become a man. You become a man when you learn to care for those around you, when you feel the touch of love and don't recoil, when you learn to live with your flames. 
You become a man when you are brave enough to ask for help. To cry. You become a man when you wipe away the tears of the helpless boy inside of you. 
You become a man when you learn to forgive, when you see your father as a human like you. When you break down realizing you're just like him. 
To be a man is to hide. From everyone. From yourself. To be a man is to move forward, however slowly. To be a man is to fight for the ones you love, to crave the blood and vengeance on someone else's behalf. To be a man is to stand up, choose your values and stick with them. To be a man is to be terrified and desperate to be seen. 
To be a man is to protect even when you're breaking.
And then ask a different woman. A different man. And you will have completely different answers.
Still, they say.
They're objective and simple, you are born, and you are one of them. End of story.
But if you ask me what it means to be me, 
To be me feels like walking on a frozen lake, knowing something lurks below. A moonlit clearing in a quiet forest where fungi grow, reaching down and living underground. Inside all of us.
It feels like horns growing, it feels like a longing for something you'll never have: to be who you are.
It looks like everything but this body. It looks like an old library full of books I'll never read. The possibilities. The undone.
It looks like a thousand eyes, like the wing of a seagull, the wax melting slowly on a scented candle.
It feels like walking barefoot through tall grass wet with dew. It feels like a bright sun on a cold day. Like shivering from overheating.
It feels like a hole in your chest, knowing you can conquer the world and it won't be enough to make them proud. Knowing your soul is enough to cause disappointment. 
It sounds like everything I've left unsaid. Everything I will never let slip from my mouth. It sounds like white noise, like a violin, like an owl. 
It smells like the earth after rain, like incense burning slowly, like the beach.
To be like me is to be. To wish you were born anything else, to only see grace in others. 
You become like me when you lie down and cry, when you break and feel your tears, the coldness of the ground, when you know they can hear, but will not come looking.
You become like me when you look inside and discover the depths of your mind, of your soul, and uncover the truth. 
You become like me when you stand up and allow the broken parts to fall. You become like me when you see life as a challenge to be conquered out of spite. 
You become like me when you lust for the blood of a God you don't even believe in, when you dream of the approval of the dead you've never known.
But they'll say it's a lie. They'll say there are only two things I can be, they're objective and simple. I was born one of them, end of story.
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SCA CAA Kirk and I get going on this all of the ones that were shut down on the North House 40 and to the panhandle... A cork we're going on now and we're going to mark them and we are going to mark them and we have Bob behind us and he's calling the president we have to put these in it says no we don't it's probably mandatory to what temporary ones in and to put the permanent ones in ASAP so he's trying to find out if we have any on store and he's asking around and Mac is on the line and knows where they are doesn't come at 5:00 and right now or four more in Florida is looking for the defunct ones probably where they came from and we have to add security measures and stuff so it's a green light and cork it's a blind Man's bluff in Florida it says they're all in the 75 so we have to feel our way around to find them. He's saying affirmative and it's a go and we have the generic beer coming out and he wants me to go buy that cheap beer it's like 10 bucks a case and put your generic beer wrap on it and you have to buy it warm so it fuses to it and there's a certain thing you can do and he says he's going to go do it now and try and sell it for a little bit more and the question is is it worth the money so he says I sort of get that but I can sell it for a dog or each parties I said that's fantastic a dollar each at parties and so you can pull up and sell for a dollar each maybe so 10 or so five here or three there so he's saying that's a good idea and I bring like some cheap buckets with ice and that's a good idea cuz you make money then eventually it could be a truck so it's moving out now and we're going to watch you make fun of them no he says we should probably make it nationwide a cork and sometime tonight we'll begin the process and they'll be behind of course no pun intended and a cork says pun intended and don't use my name in vain it's too many times it says what can I tell you generic beer is less expensive about the same filling it tastes better and he acknowledges is true. A cork female and she says warlock female is fine and he says okay so we're proceeding to do that and we're marking it and we are not well liked for it and we're notifying them that they need to put in temporary facilities but they're doing is dangerous to people and it's true it causes exploding poops and other stuff and it's a way to collect data impossible demons and Tommy f doesn't like it so we're going to head with it now and we're of course heroes and Camilla will come in this come into US cleaned up once the mess is cleaned up we're moving out female morlock. I have to have the last word everybody have a good night and I'm pleased to work for everyone and I got a job out of this and it's no joke we are using those blocks for highway stuff and for utilities and more and we know how to get them and how to use them and what cement to use that fuses it and really that wall looks great these things are very nice and you can paint them all sorts colors it's beautiful it's beautiful stuff and it will flow over the top the way we did it and it'll be beautiful it's nice and we put a railing on the other for the heights and it's going to save a ton of work this is a great idea to put these rest stops in and it is Tommy f and we're going to put that out there and we're going to send it to the highway people and they should know we're doing good work a cork
Your method is not approved yet it's working so we're going to go with it we're going to follow behind you and pull out the deposits as it were which they're not worth much but we have to treat them like they are and we will go ahead and install new facilities as they become extremely Mark and we are told if I have to drive a four wheel drive Camaro there we need to rest stops with food places LOL right on the highway and this is a dream that helps monitor and securities there and we're going to proceed now and remember him stopping and he stops at almost all of them and he likes to walk around and drink things look at people talk to people by something yeah really it's what a lot of people like and driving is a lot of work sometimes and we're going to go ahead and do this
Dot executive
This is a lot of fun I had a lot of experience gained I know how convenient doesn't have to be torture and we should try and help each other and we're going to climber each other so we're gone if we don't that's terrible
Bob Marsh
We have a lot of work to do like this and rest areas are going to help because people need to work and you can't poop in your car and restaurants are tired of it they come in and they poop and they leave and send a full-time job and you're dealing with food and poop and it's not right and he's right these people did it on purpose they're blaming the more luck who are lending a hand and they're getting their butts right into the job there's other things like that like motels and hotels that are defunct and some can be fixed and some can't their owners around they don't know who they are we really don't some of these properties quite a while running it so I want my guys to volunteer and nobody's running them and we need people out there and we need security and we need walls and these walls will work and there's a footer you put in and you dig it I really does machines to take footings they go pretty straight you have to go straight let me use a standoff line and you go straight that's true and you just poured in concrete in it's like two feet wide 3 ft wide and it's like a foot and a half deep and need to support it and put the wall on it and it fuses to the footer as down there too like 3 ft usually and you can cast the wall but if tons of these walks blocks and we need them for some things to see walls that we need but we need really big ones and we don't have a lot of those we need them for pill boxes yeah but we need them for the highway and we're not going to put too many pill boxes out it's not really worth it we're going to start doing this highway work right now we have other utility work power plants water treatment plants in this block works great he says it too but then water treatment you can spray the you put the block in you have circular ones and you spray the inside was kind of it makes a big tank with gunite and you seal it we're going to go ahead and do that the water table doesn't matter too much cuz it's always full of water and we can make these and we're going to go ahead with it and it's a good idea and I really don't want to go through this we know where to put them we might have to have cork lend a hand it's going to have to be like a spy thing figure out where they're going to go and we don't want to dump stuff there we want you to take a dump it's like forcing to happen is such a pain
Mac
Before you go pinching a loaf all over the place we have to have a meeting to see if anybody's getting arrested for it and her friend says what for and that's kind of our attitude I didn't hear anything and the pseudo empire is working with you on this crappy deal and you guys the wall guys and you never guess it he says cuz he can't put up a wall Street if you paid him with the blocks and things and our walls are pretty straight they did a lot of it in California tons of it and these are interlocking it's quick and easy it's like a kid's toy I've never seen something so much fun and they saw their solid as hell it's a concrete wall is smooth the front of it and you paint it with a coating and it looks really nice nice bright yellow for us ing weight is confusing even though a lot of us are color blind you can still see the yellow difference. and having some parties believe us. We're not that great at brewing we need to hire Brewers and it seems to be these guys we're fighting so we're going to try and hire them and maybe it'll smooth it over and maybe we'll make it worse that's a subconsciously remember that we can't brew sh. He wants us to try and make deals Alabama and Georgia to have them help make these cars and those two states are huge Auto company places in half of them are shut down and we don't have anything to make cars out of it's not coming here and I've seen the car it looks nice and Brad can help and he's our kid and he said not your kid of his kid he says you're a child of ours and he says yes so you can help out cuz we need you to and you'll have a job up there and this is going to be great he might have to drive his four wheel drive Camaro up there and he thinks it might be okay if it doesn't know how he would ever get it excuse me pal I've got a four wheel drive and oh that sounds like fun and maybe that's how and I've got the idea and I'm going to help out and I'm a cork and I'm from Miami I hear these ideas and I see what he's saying and he wants me to help Jose Gonzalez no Jose Gaspar start up his rum company. The one that is doing now is a Mac it's not really here doing it so we know what it is and we get that and BG knows all about that stuff he's a very famous pirate and we know that but what you say is going to question people and we suck. Use the question you and he always does and you shouldn't be I have a name and my name is Mike p so people can use that and it's not DJ and it sounds funny but yeah
Mike p
We're getting on this and I'm going to get down there and I'm going to open my company I'm glad my friend suggested it and I do need your help Mike p and I sort of get what you're saying but we're going to find out but we don't think it's them so it's not and look if Mike tew can look and they found out a lot of stuff
Bg
The last stuff going on and this is going to be great and we need to do the car thing and we got to get up there and find out who's running it Trump is saying he is 20% of what's left here so what exactly and running
Mike p
We know who's running it and I have like 30% and practically none of it's working this is a great idea so we're going to have some bread go up there Brad go out there and we're going to try and get the plants going it's not that hard to make the stuff it's a real simple car and that's the idea we do like the versions the four versions I'm going to get going on this it's impossible and it's his brand and his name. And cheese man what's the car thing and it really does
Mac
Is that what you're saying they don't really want me doing that with their friends and things like that and it's really bad actually but I haven't just another stuff one of them is this RTA motorcycle is saying finally something. So we are getting into it now and we are finding out what's going on and I see what you're saying the design is not really that complex and you can put the inserts on the inside as well the two edges or you can actually put it all the way together and do a nice fill it weld instead of what people do it's like a surface although it's sometimes it goes all the way through and that's what you could do too and then you would puddle it and I'll tell you that's really strong that connection there's only a few of those you have to make and the way it works is awesome in the swing arm would be the same really cool idea you make salt no cast the solid inserts and if it's RTA it would be pulled up bolt up and they could weld it if they get a chance and I do see that but RTA is the way to go and you do the same thing you just put the joints and you put a couple bolts in each that's it really and you keep all the controls in the motor very simple just wondering if you start out with a the old lawn mower trick or if I can get any other kind of motor and we're in Alabama and they make Briggs & Stratton and they don't make too many of the motorcycle ones or we can start later on and you're right these motors look great and the transmission is right there there's so many of these motors in the city around now but they're really easy to make any change the line up a little and it's really fast and the design would be like that thing and you have the bar going up around the tank and I see why and you could do the several versions but really people would want just the motor you make it really simple and just do one bike it would be like a be like a smaller well it's like that bike from China for the gold suspension and it'll be lower like that the yamaha's tires are too big at least a rear tire is too big I looked at the big tires and they're not that great but a little bit bigger than normal would be nice the ride is nice and we can't do airless and a lot of parts are real cheap right now because the scooters not selling at all I'm going to get this going I might just build them too it says is you should like do an RTA and get a name and then build them cuz it's tough to get into this market and this price would be really good how to sell them for 800 bucks and then start assembling them and then put a real motor in and it would be really nice probably really fast and we know all the speed tricks now it's funny too I'm going to start off with the lawn mower motor 35 and go like $180 and she's up to 45 in different sprockets those 250 and those are super bikes and a sport bike and no one can argue it I mean that is super fast and I do have a name for it. I got to do this cuz I think I can make fly cycles too and racing pods people can't really get together and I need them to be customers and to sponsor it and even invest if they want to and they'll send lots to your people so I need yours to come forward mine first I guess that would be great had a grandson is willing to do it and he wants to so he's going to go ahead and we have some others so I'm going to start doing it now
Terry cheesman I have some designers and it's better to do it in house he says I get that it's not really complicated no
We have an idea too it's me and myself to make a car is so cheap that people can afford it he's trying to do that with Brad he sells his for 10 grand in Australia and I'll tell you what that's a really good price and it's hard to do that even in Australia I'll tell you what everybody needs to buy one in the canister on doing nothing I have all this plants to open I'm probably should have so much trouble. And it could be a kit to start so he says why not and I seen a few of these and some of them look very basic and their metal and it's not shaped metal or stamped and I can do I can do the stamping it's not really the point play just put the kit and he says that the way you attach it and things like that after you really simple everything's got these cars is very complex way over the top it's not needed if you can both run bolt It off and bolts it on and I see what it's saying you want to ship it with the panels inside the panels and things like that and door panels we you know assembled two sides to the one door and wait it sounds like a good idea. You make it penalized and you can ship the whole thing and you can assemble it much quicker in the factory it's going to be a good idea and you do the roof the same way it has to come as one piece but really the box is going to be good sized. I'm going to try and do that cuz it sounds like a good idea and this bunch of names that come to mind and trumpster Junior is not one of them it is funny though and I get to get off the news it's just making it worse.
Trump
Well he's trying to be nice so we can move next door and be a pill and we don't want it.
all stuff sorts of stuff to happen tonight I'm ordering. One of them is not to allow him near him they're trying to kidnap him out at the house and he's watching them and that was her son like a hawk and stressful and it's not worth it we got to stop them from doing that I don't want to hear any of this dumb crap about them getting close and saying that we need to be stopped they understand that they're just sitting here sorry everything for happening and we hear everything look bad so we can start doing this work
Thor Freya
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