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vee-is-a-clown · 8 months ago

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POV: those guys who said they weren't a couple showing up to your Halloween party

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rgbwings · 1 year ago

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unemployment.

#notmyart #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #they're roommates btw #i am the smiler #the grinner #I LOVE your art!!!

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p3achj3llyf1sh · 1 year ago

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alright fine ill make a sonadow roommate au- BUT IM MAKING IT HOW I WANT!!!

(im writing a fic about it. idk I just wanted to play with an idea thats been sitting in my books for a while??)

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r3ad1ng-is-punk-rock · 3 months ago

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Agathario edit

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cheezely · 7 months ago

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I think every looney tune is connected by some convoluted web of a polycule and everyone else thinks Daffy and Bugs are at the center of it but they're actually NOT dating each other and get super offended when people assume they are despite how often they bone

#they WERE roommates for sure #they're only in the polycule bc tina and lola are dating each other btw #bugs has banged everyone at least once tho

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goofyjelly · 7 months ago

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i got locked out like the IDIOT i am

#and i dont wanna ask my roommate cus then wherever they are they might stop what they're doing #and i would be inconveniencing them #and i cant do that 😭#so here i am.#awkwardly standing #fun #not their fault at all btw. i am just stupid and left me keys inside 😭#i had to take a phone call and then it turned into an hour long phone call-#yeah.#so #goofy jelly thoughts

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icannotgetoverbirds · 9 months ago

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i just did so many dishes and it was so fun peace and love on planet earth YIPPEE!!!!!!

#byrd chirps #byrd's business #this is genuine btw i love doing dishes #it keeps my hands busy and allows my brain to wander freely #it's very soothing #at least when I'm having a good day #on a bad day it just makes me more miserable because it leaves me alone with my thoughts #but today! today is a very good day!!!!#i have a brand new roommate whom i love platonically very very much #they're so great #I never knew chores and cleaning up could be so much fun!!!#i wonder what it says about my previous household that i hated doing chores but now that i live with my bestie it makes me so so happy?#probably because i see it as doing something nice for them which is always fun #whereas living with my family it was an obligation that‚ if not completed in time and correctly‚ could lead to consequences #yeah that would do it wouldn't it #I hope we can go shopping for food today but if not we can go tomorrow #there's a community day challenge going on in Pikmin Bloom that i wanna see if I can beat #but i think it goes for both saturday and sunday so it's nbd if I don't do it today

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dykeofmisfortune · 3 months ago

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(through tears because i just remembered something terrible that happened) idk man i'm too funny and intelligent for therapy and nothing that serious has happened in my life and i'm a pretty normal well adjusted person when it all comes down to it. (12 seconds later) maybe i should fake a serious illness (that isn't my fault) so people give me attention and care for me and bring me flowers and take my temperature and ask me if i'm doing okay and post me on social media and don't expect me to apply for jobs and i can rest in the care of others without worrying or feeling bad about myself

#why do i have munchausens ideation... like i am not gonna do anything bc that's manipulative but like #i wish people were worried for me the same way i'm worried for my friends who have serious mental illnesses/have died #worrying is the only way i know how to care for people. i just want people to care about me. i don't want sympathy i want worry.#because that's what it means to care...#i was powerless when my roommate ran away or when my friend killed herself or when my best friend ever had a psychotic break or now that #my mother has an unknown chronic illness and her health is getting worse and worse. i can't do anything but worry #can someone please worry (read: care) for me. i can bring all these people food and clean their apartments while they're in the psych ward #(which i Have done btw). i've cooked and cleaned and made people laugh. can people treat me the way i treat others #can someone put me first #sorry this all sounds melodramatic i'm lowkey fine i lowkey don't even need therapy or anything bc my issues aren't that serious #like. shit just happens to OTHER people and it's kind of selfish that i make it all about me #like i am not the one who's had a manic episode/psychotic break/suicide attempt/chronic illness/is literally dead #i'm lowkey just selfish

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thesmokinpossum · 1 year ago

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No but why did they do him like that?? 💀

#like what the fuck is this haircut????#it's clearly not a mistake his owners wanted him to look like this smh #or the groomer at the very least which....i need that groomer's number i just want to talk #btw this is an old ass cat that belong to the family of my friend's roommate #they're babysitting him for a little while and none of them are happy about it because the cat bit them both on various occasions #but did the cat bit *me*? No he didn't #so maybe they should just try getting better vibes or something idk #(i jest btw i wouldn't be in those dude's appartment if I had a real problem with their vibe lol)#also those horrible old and dirty vans belongs to me...i need new shoes so badly like damn

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gxlden-angels · 2 years ago

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Christians: Nothing should be over the Lord! You should give your money to the church because it belongs to Him!

Me, deciding I love my cat more than Jesus:

#This is $66 worth of stuff btw #I got litter food odor remover toys and treats all for $66 dollars and it'll last months hopefully #I buy my cat's food and little in bulk that's why I prommy I'm not risking my livelihood for my cat #I bought 20lbs of food and like 50lbs of litter #I also bought his treats in bulk this time cause it's like 3 times as many treats for a few dollars less #wait no they were out of stock of the 50 so I got 40lbs #They also had a sale on toys so I got my cat new toys cause he rips thru his so quickly #so I buy him new ones when they're on sale #My roommate once bought him like a $7 bag of crinkle toys and he ripped into all of them within months #I sometimes buy him plush dog toys cause they're sturdier but he doesn't like them as much #he specifically likes ripping his toys apart #that or he respects Jewish tradition so much he refuses to rip up the Hanukkah dog toys I got him #since he's half Jewish on my found family's side #he only plays with the gelt piece but won't play with the dreidel or menorah plushies #I think cause it crinkles the most of the three. the other two are more squeaky and sturdy #n e ways I love u bulk sales my cat will be living in luxary no matter what #he will not know struggle a day in his life #thank u for reading my rambles about how much I love my cat he's a devious creature and my son #ex christian #religious trauma

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no1cutiepatootie · 2 years ago

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okay quick

#ive gotten fight with her couple of times and her bf who was my good friend before he became her bf #and he fought with me because uski fragile gf apne aap mujhe cobfro #karne nahi aa sakti #and they're the couple that celebrated karvachauth and have took fere in temple btw #also she wore sindoor #also she's so problematic she had 3 of her roommates #changed #also almost all guys hate her #also i hate her #also she's so hypocrite if you knew her in real life you'd kms rather than living in her zone

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heartbeetz · 1 year ago

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This is weird probably but um. Anton's purple couch is very cute to me bc I ALSO have purple couches. Soooo attached to them. Were my family's for 15ish years (though considered "mine" bc I was always the one who was going to get to keep them when I moved out) and now they're both in my place. Not the same shade of purple but still. Fun to me :]