#jack-off hearts

[dilfsuzanneyk]

jack hardy practice once again

[brainlessforace]

Hey, you there!

Hi! I'm Andromeda, and I'm fine with any pronouns except she/her. Welcome to my blog, a place for Gamblers, Bitches, Losers and Diamonds alike to gather! This is mostly an Ace O'Spades fanblog for me to gush about her and her work (and to not scare the lovelies on main), but I also post about her friends and band from time to time.

My current tags:

#sh!tposts - self explanatory, all my shitposts go here

#.jpeg - for pictures of ace or her friends (or both!)

#.docx - for interviews and lyrics

#andromeda speaks - for original textposts

Okay, that's all, thanks for coming over <3

[witchrealms]

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[annamatix]

i just realized everyone's favorite book boyfriends practically worship their wives/girlfriends

(or at least highly admire and are huge simps for them)

[mightvebeenneverwasforgotten]

[abuelitajiji]

every time I remember jacks’s favorite day EVER is when he was at the hollow with Evangeline I scream

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo kill apollo PLEASE KILL HIM ALREADY

i'm manifesting for u guys 🖤

[ftm-megamind]

my favorite thing to imagine is david jacobs in romantic situations. because he either hits on jack with a) infodumping b) straight up an insult c) a compliment that's so specific that it's perceived as unnerving by a typical person. and somehow jack still falls for him. not that i think jack is good at flirting. have you seen him in 92sies when interacting with sarah. he's so silly shy blushy. so whenever he receives a weird flirtation from david he also gets all silly shy blushy but even more

[messy444chic]

Album so good I gotta gatekeep😹😹

[docnukes]

Davesport sauna because the world is my toy and I play with it

[welcometogrouchland]

(on my hands and knees begging tumblr to not mutilate the quality of this drawing 😭) anyway, coming out as a secret marvel fan to announce that i really enjoyed the recently she-hulk run w/ Jen and her boytoy and am sad to see them go. Jack pls dont disappear into the ether i just got attached to you (ID in alt)

[brainlessforace]

ace 🤝 jack

covering themselves in blood for the bit

[boycorruption]

i’m so excited about living on my own…. i’ll get to control the thermostat isn’t that fucking awesome….. and i can walk around NAKED…… i will truly be unstoppable

[thee-horny-thicky]

Savior

So, a few weeks ago @polariae gave me a fantastic story idea! The whole thing can be found on my AO3, but here's a snippet from it, featuring Geto having some ✨alone time✨

Suguru didn’t believe in love at first sight. No matter how strong your feelings may seem, it was impossible to fall in love with a stranger. He did, however, believe that lust had no time frame. You could see a stranger walking down the street and feel lust toward them, without a word ever being spoken. Because, unlike love, lust was based purely on physical attraction. And he knew for a fact that he was lusting after you.

Hard.

After just 24 hours in your presence, he was undeniably intrigued by you. You were a strong, pretty little thing, that was simultaneously meek and assertive. And your body…

The feel of your soft skin hadn’t left his mind since he bathed you, nor had the glimpses of your nude figure. He’d made good on his promise not to peek, but the water could only conceal so much.

The sight of you in his T-shirt and shorts had driven Suguru wild and made the long walk to Nagoya tortuous. The city had millions of people, allowing you all to blend in with the crowd, and was far enough away from the Jujutsu strongholds of Kyoto and Tokyo. He’d kept a straight face, but knowing you were wearing his clothes, which still had his lingering scent made a sense of possessiveness invade him. He barely knew you, but that hadn’t stopped him from being satisfied, or admiring how well you wore his garments.

By the time you all stumbled upon a motel on the edge of Nagoya, he was painfully hard. If it wasn’t for his oversized shirt, the tent his dick had created in his sweatpants surely would’ve been visible.

Being the gentleman he was, he allowed you and the girls to freshen up first. But when you came out of the shower in nothing but a towel, he’d nearly come undone on the spot. At record speed, he hurried to the bathroom, barely remembering to grab himself a towel.

Freezing water cascaded from the showerhead and onto his body, but it did nothing to halt his arousal. Even as he began to shiver, his hard-on remained, giving him no choice but to take care of the problem.

Suguru bit his lip to stifle the moan that wanted to escape as he stroked his cock. One hand was resting against the tiled wall of the shower, while the other was tugging at himself. His hair was down and plastered to his skin, obscuring the edges of his vision.

His eyes were slammed shut, and his breathing grew hollow as he imagined your hands instead of his. It might’ve been the result of his recent dry spell, but he was already dreaming of all the positions he’d put you in. He was sure you were untouched, and the thought of teaching you – corrupting you – only made him harder.

His hand quickened as he pictured you laying beneath him, your hair sprawled onto the pillow, your knees touching your shoulders as he pounded into you. He knew that your fucked-out expression would be delectable, and the sounds you’d make would make his thrusts more frenzied.

A groan left him at the thought of filling you up and watching his cum drip out of you, marking you from the inside. You’d feel so good, he wagered, that pulling out would be an impossible task.

He began to jerk his cock faster, his other hand wandering to his heavy, cum-filled balls as his core began to tremble. His breath grew shakier, and soon, his hand and the shower wall were covered in his seed.

With a sigh, he removed the showerhead and let the water clean up the evidence of his carnal desire. Even when he began to scrub his body, the erotic image he’d conjured of you stuck in his head. He couldn’t wait to find out how accurate it was.

A/N: It was so hard to pick a color for this man, so I just chose the gold and yellow of his robe as the text colors 😭

[sweeetcheeese]

“You could’ve died the first time, I most certainly won’t take that chance twice!” Hiccup’s tone was stern, yet he still couldn’t quite help the tilt of his lips. Jack’s excited-puppy look was just too sweet to really reprimand.

Jack could only laugh, the joyful smile remaining on his adrenaline-flushed face.  “But I didn’t die, it’s just a little jump!” Jack grinned teasingly, arching a brow at Hiccup as he leaned in close to him as if to dare him.  “Don’t tell me you’re too chicken!” He giggled, blue eyes bright as he looked into Hiccup’s, their faces mere inches apart. 

Hiccup swallowed thickly as he looked down to Jack, taking in the wild look in his gorgeous blue eyes, the healthy flush of his cheeks, and his ruffled white hair, moving slightly in the breeze. His eyes darted to Jack’s pink lips for just a moment, before he caught himself, pulling back a little and narrowing his eyes at the teasing.

From our Lost in the Woods AU with my dearest @santathegrey (Jack took Hiccup’s dirt bike over a ledge and gave Hiccup a damn heart attack)

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Still waiting for Jack to have his thought