#This is because I am PSYCHIC

[yki-dolls]

These are my designs of the turtles that originally started off as 2003 designs but kinda aren't any more but kind are but whatever I like them

(older art lmao)

[ryan-sometimes]

Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.

[woosh-floosh]

(read left to right) I had to make a comic version of this moment form the fanbook because it's such a funny image

Fantranslation is by @wireddd1 on twitter!

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 147

psychically induced chronic illness squad

[front-facing-pokemon]

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

Doctor Who "Rogue" memes

I've made memes. enjoy.

(contains slight spoilers)

firstly, ones that are more encompassing:

regarding the episode itself:

and finally, Captain Jack Harkness stages of grief:

[lovecolibri]

Bobby and Athena got courhouse married in an ending episode montage, Henren vow renewal was also background in a montage, and Madney wedding episode had more Doug being a disgusting creep than Madney.

It is TIME!! We have one last firefam pair that needs to get married and Buddie are primed for this kind of episode. We deserve a whole episode of FUN wedding disasters! Think Modern Family Mitch and Cam wedding getting interrupted by wildfires, and moving to multiple places and things falling apart along the way.

We NEED the firefam to be dressed up, ready to go, and end up with an emergency on their hands wherever they are. It actually would make the perfect opening disaster arc! End mid-season 9 with a proposal and 9b is Buddie fiancés and some wedding planning mentions. Then start season 10 a 2 hour premiere with the last of the wedding stuff, but oh no! The end of the episode is the start of the disaster right as the wedding is about to start! Then we get episode 2 of the disaster ending on a cliffhanger of one or both Buck and Eddie in A Deadly Situation! Episode 3 is the end of the arc, the saving of Buck and Eddie, culminating in them coming back to work after a check at the hospital to make sure they're alright, and seeing a firehouse wedding all set up. Bobby is officiating, Hen got her cake guy to come through, May and Athena and Karen did flower arrangements, Maddie and Linda mobilized dispatch to cook, and Ravi (with a clipboard like Buck taught him) got B-shift and the rest of A-shift to get everything into place.

We get to ACTUALLY hear vows this time, and see the firefam there and crying and some actual dancing and s3 finale party feels. End the episode with the alarm going off and everyone rushing out, and wishing Buck and Eddie a good time, while Maddie gives them tickes for *insert honeymoon trip thing*. We start episode 4 with Buddie in bed together on the last morning before heading home, and a whole season of married Buddie!

I just. I need an actual wedding episode, with disaster AND fun, and who better than the will-they, won't-they couple of the series?

[kimaisalloren]

Redraw of my favorite chapter art. Except I wanted a creepy vibe and to make it look like inkwash. Original here owo: 👇

[huntquinlan]

thinking about elain’s story and bodily autonomy. i think sjm was very intentional in using elain’s powers to introduce us to vassa and koschei. how vassa’s body was corrupted against her will by koschei, and how her existence is now defined by the changes he made. thinking about how koschei has a lake full of swans who were once women who’s bodies he changed against their wills as well. thinking about how elain was changed against her will by a cruel king to teach a lesson to somebody else. how she was reduced to a body and then a tool, a means to an end (to demonstrate the power of hybern against her sister but especially people she barely knew). how even the tool used to change her, the cauldron, which once belonged to the mother and symbolically can be connected to the womb, was appropriated and used forcefully by the king of hybern.

i think about how canon suggests that the cauldron loved elain, that perhaps it gifted her the powers it did because it loved her. maybe the cauldron recognized then, that this poor girl was like it, and sought to give her the power to prevent what was being done to her, and what had been done to countless other women and girls by making her a seer. let’s not forget that elain’s vision of vassa helped them turn the tide of the war against hybern and that it was elain that struck the killing blow against the king of hybern in defense of her sister, another who was denied bodily autonomy. ultimately bodily autonomy, especially given the current political climate in the US is a really heavy theme to deal with, but i sincerely hope that this thread is continued, and that we will get to see an elain who is empowered, and empowered on her own terms. an elain who reclaims her body and her future, and helps others do the same.

[zalexetz]

close enough.

[phalaraluve]

normal people log off. i want to be alone with the gale dekarios understanders

[herefortheships]

It happened. I have listened to the entirety of MacArthur Park. All seven and a half minutes of it, and even repeated certain parts. A song I would have never looked up on my own, all because of this hopeless romantic, moldy old poltergeist and his gorgeous middle-aged goth babe. 💚💜💚💜

[orion-kenobi]

I am choosing to believe in a better version of stargate canon where jonas has the ata gene

[muirmarie]

i do think one of the funniest things people do is, sometimes when we have a group of friends, you just know that someone doesn't like you. i don't mean they hate your guts or anything, but they just Do Not Like You. but you're in the same group of friends, so it's whatever, you're both nice and polite to each other, and if you ever told another of your friends, they'd be like nooo, don't be silly, so-and-so absolutely likes you! so you just don't mention it, and they don't mention it, and sometimes you end up in situations with just the two of you, and it feels vaguely like you're making polite small talk with your worst coworker, and the two of you never admit what you're both absolutely aware of, and this can easily go on for years. i just think that's a funny thing we do.

[grenadine-blood]

elderly coworker asked me what i was reading and forced me to give the worst summary of rote ever because i can’t say “repressed freak KILLS” in the workplace

[front-facing-pokemon]