#Tysm diddly!

[skeptical-saniwa]

BRO YOUR ART IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU HAVE ME SQUEALING AND KICKING MY FEET YOU ARE SINGLE HANDEDLY TURNING ME GAY YOU ARE THE AVENTURINE ARTIST EVER IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR SCRUM DIDDLY UMPTIOUS ART

HAHAHAHACDJDJDJ TYSM 🤣💖💖

I guess my churin art is very well loved 🥰

[insane-control-room]

i dont have a pairing prompt but what if you just put some guys in a situation - working for the company? :3

tysm for the prompt <3

Coi_ Factory

Jack's in a bad mood. T'ḥiát takes care of it. May has a not great time.

ft. @greenghostlyjekyll's Jack & @ichaisme's May :3 based on a real conversation lmao

words: 1,250 general fic warnings: light/playful violence; coil-heads

Fic under cut!

Generally, Jack was pretty chill, T'ḥiát would tell you. But really, you should not trust T'ḥiát’s opinion for diddly squat, as they tended to be an idiot. People who had worked with them would tell you that it must be that TZP that they were constantly inhaling like it was oxygen that muddled their brain to hell and back.

Jack was chill, sure, but they also did not mind if you ended up becoming mulch, as long as quota was hit and enough was made to head out to that desolate, far away planet Titan. 

Jack, dissatisfied with the newbies, and finding that they had lost one of them on quota number two, decided that the 120 chip price was more than sufficient to enlist T'ḥiát’s services once again - an idea assisted by the fact that T'ḥiát’s price of a fresh TZP can (instead of the empty canisters that the company begrudgingly gave them as payment) was 70% off in the shop. Well worth it, in Jack’s eyes. 

Especially after they were bunked up with one of the newbies on the next moon, who asked something so stupid, so ridiculous, so uneducated about Jack’s home planet that Jack only looked at them like they were crazy and stormed off, hoping they would get eaten by a spider or something.

Unfortunately for Jack, the “or something” happened, and that something was ‘got back to the ship only minorly injured from a stupid fall’. 

T'ḥiát, darting around the ship in a spazzing manner that defied some law of physics (clearly trying to savor the canister of TZP, only using it on the moons) noticed their bad mood, and zipped over. 

“What’s the matter, Jacks?” they asked, bouncing up and down. They stilled suddenly, head tilting. Someone who did not know T'ḥiát might have been unnerved. “You seem a bit miffed!” 

“Nothing, nothing, it’s fine, just…” Jack gave a quiet growl. “Somethin’ stupid is all.” 

“You can always talk to me,” T'ḥiát shrugged, hopping up on top of the controls console. “Even if you think it’s stupid, if it’s bothering you, it’s bothering me.”

“Someone just asked me, and I quote,” Jack said, raising their fingers to make bunny ear quotations in the air. “‘Does Titan have coil factories’?”

T'ḥiát stared at them - or one could assume so, by the way their blank visor was pointed directly at them without moving. 

“Oh, no.” they remarked, in denial. “No one could know that little about the moons.” 

“Well, they asked!” Jack gestured without any specific motions. Their helmet was off, so they took the advantage of being able to pinch the bridge of their nose. “Like! Buddy! Where do you think all the damn coil heads come from, Experimentation? Yeah, right, the only good that place is for is faulty V-type engines!” 

“Who asked that?” T'ḥiát wondered aloud. Jack pointed at the person ringing the company bell, and growled, “The FNG, who else?” 

“I see!” T'ḥiát replied lightly. “I’ll go give ‘em a talk.”

“You go do that, buddy,” Jack grumbled, though their mood was a little uplifted. “I appreciate it.”

“A lesson they won’t soon forget,” T'ḥiát went on, probably with a smile. Jack blinked, raising an eyebrow. “Bye!”

Jack watched them leave, and put a stick of gum in their mouth contemplatively. 

“Alright. I guess.” 

T'ḥiát came back after a few minutes of chatting with the new employee. 

“Done,” T'ḥiát remarked. “We’re going to Titan next quota.”

--

The snowy expanse of Titan loomed around them. The FNG was already in the complex, gathering loot with T'ḥiát. 

Said addict slammed down into the ship, and nudged Jack. 

“Doing well!” T'ḥiát chirped, then pressed the can of TZP to the inhalation module on their suit for exactly nine seconds. Their voice slightly higher than normal, they went on, “Going back!” 

The next time they came back with a haul, Jack grabbed their arm.

“What did you do to the newbie?” Jack asked. “Why was she so excited to come here?” 

“I told her that there were no coil factories on Titan,” T'ḥiát replied calmly, ignoring the eye twitch that was no doubt occurring behind Jack’s visor. “I told them that there’s a coin factory here and that cash registers are all the rage.”

“Mhm,” Jack contemplated their words for a long moment. Then they nodded. “They're gonna die.” 

“Ya, probably,” T'ḥiát agreed, then their arm was by their side again, as though Jack was never holding it in the first place. “Unless I feel bad enough for them. Well, going back.” 

Jack nodded, and watched them sprint off, chuckling to themself as they went back to the monitor. 

Sure enough, there was a red dot in front of the new guy. 

The new guy was strafing, one inch at a time.

Jack leaned back and smiled.

--

“Uh… can I get a bit of help?” 

The newbie’s distressed voice bounced along the corridors. T'ḥiát sighed, making their way to the sound's origin. 

“Ask nicely!” they called out, gauging the location of the lost employee. “Quick!”

“Please?” 

T'ḥiát came up swiftly, tilting their head and walking up to the coil head. They circled around it, and nodded once. 

“That there’s a coil head, alright,” they commented unnecessarily. The new guy gave a wheeze of fear. “Don’t you worry, I’ll get you out of here just fine. I see you got your cash register. May, was it?”

“Yeah- yes,” May replied, trembling hard. “I want to get out of here. Now.” 

“Calm down princess,” T'ḥiát soothed, shaking their can of TZP. “If you want, you can have a bit of this, it’ll help your nerves. Just promise that you’ll apologize to good ol’ Jack about the coil factories question when we get back. They got pretty offended by it.” 

“I didn’t think that it was an offensive question!” she defended herself with some bewilderment. T'ḥiát sighed and pushed her along. “Where are we going?” 

“Fire exit. Keep moving forward. I’ve got Mr. Crybaby.” 

“Crybaby?” 

“Don’t question it. Make a left. Your other left.” 

“To the glowing red dot?”

“That’s it. Right out there.”

T'ḥiát waited until they heard the door shut behind them before they phased through the crack.

May was breathing hard outside of the door. T'ḥiát nudged her to get her to start moving. 

“You’re a jerk,” May hissed. T'ḥiát shrugged. “I’m going to- to hurt you.” 

“Sure, doll,” T'ḥiát replied, just as peppy as usual. “That’s a nice cash register you’ve got there. Better make it count. Better crack my skull open in one shot.” 

“I’m not going to do that!?” May gasped, shocked. T'ḥiát tilted their head at her as they jumped down onto the lighting - May taking the stairs, like a normal person. They asked; “Why not?” 

“Because- because I’m not going to kill you!” 

“Coward,” T'ḥiát hummed. May stared at them through her visor. “Jack’s probably going to kill me when we get back onto the ship. Be more like Jack.” 

“Why would they kill you when we get back?!”

“You.”

Sure enough, as soon as they stepped onboard, Jack clonked T'ḥiát on the head with a shovel. They dropped like a popped balloon. May did not like thinking about the fact that their suit looked the part.

--

“Why did you save them!?” Jack demanded when they were in orbit again, shaking T'ḥiát violently. They shrugged, now next to the computer and out of Jack’s grip. “T'ḥiát! Stop teleporting!” 

“I don’t teleport. Also - I felt bad.” 

May rang her cash register. 

[scrunkalicious]

BRO

seriAL DESIGNAITON N IS SO UNDERREATE.D

LIKE MANZ IS SO SWEET, CUTE AND KIND TO EVERYBODY AND I SEE BARELY ANYBODY SIMPING FOR HIM??? LIKE BRO C’MON WHO NEEDS A SNACK WHEN U GOTTA WHOLE ARSE THANKSGIVING FEAST❓❓

for context this is what the boy looks like 👁 👁 im slobbering bro he’s so cute why i can’t gush abt him on tumble 😭 he’s so yappable wdym?? like c’mon ur telling me that this man costs 6 bones, he’s a fictional character, HE CURES MY TRAUMA, and i can’t say diddly dang about squiddly squat about him?? BRO FYM 😭 😭 😭 🙏🏽 🙏🏽 🙏🏽

my guardian angel watching me simp over this man:

SOBBING 😭 BYE ✌️ also tysm scrunky for letting me yap 👁 👁 ur one of a kind, gorl 🫶🫶🫶 /p

GIIIRRRRLLLL WAHTZ GOOD HEEEYYY!!!! YOOOO YOU CAB YAP ABT YO MAN ANYTIME TO ME BRUH,,,,,, AND I MEAN ABYTIME YESSIRRR!!!!! LOOOOVEEE SEEING YOU AND HIM.......ROBOT/METAL MAN LOVERZ UNITE BRUH!!!!!

DAAAWWEGGGG PPL BE SLEEPIN ON N THATZ FOR SURE!!!!!! HEZ SUCH A GOOBER LIKE WHAAAATTTT?!!!?!!!?

[hiro-doodlez]

HIRO I CANNOT, I SAW THE NOTIF OF THE FOLLOW AND I AM LITERALLY SQUEALLING. I SLJFSJ IM CRYING, YOU'RE SO KIND WHAT THE SANS, I SLKJJLD I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH , LITERALLY HAVE THE GREATEST GOSH DARN DIDDLY DOODLE DAY S;KD 😭😭😭😭😭

NO YOURE SO KIND AAA THIS IS SO SWEET TYSM HAVE THE MOST AMAZING DAY IM GONNA CRY AHEEM AHEEM

[sharkmaker]

YOU ARE MAKING THE MOST SCRUM DIDDLY UMTOUS FIC EVER AND I CANT WAIT FOR MORE. ALSO MY GOD I LOVE ALL UR POSTS I will literally scroll through ur reposts for about 2 hrs. Also when I get a new update for the fic I literally feel 12 again being obsessed with Yu gi oh. i even put on some episodes after I’m done reading. Keep up the good work!!!!!!!

guggghfgggg tysm. im so glad u enjoy, i am also getting pulld back into yugioh again. I'm watching Sevens and Go Rush and tryibg to soak in as much of the anime as I can to fit the tone for my fic. Thank you so much for this aaaaah

[ilikepensandships]

Shout out to @diddly-darn-ghost for the amazing merch!!

[cressida-cowper]

what's your go-to rainy day films?

the holiday!!!!!!! if it’s raining i 100% put that movie on first !! but also quite recently i’ve fallen in love with pride and prejudice (2005) and also like ?? the ant-man films??? they are ???? so good and !! so slept on!! they’re perfect rainy day films i love them

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

Here, I’ll give you this- it’s cute?? And it’s supposed to be you, so that’s a thing.

((Hi, I want you to know I didnt ignore this and I freaking love this but I use tumblr mobile for everything and this hellsite Ate this. I love this and tysm!!!!!!

[spooksicl-e]

Seeing new Sherlock fanart just makes me so happy! Thanks for sharing your stuff!

aH i’m so glad i could provide!!

doin my diddly darndest to produce sherlock fanart in 2021 HA (but im delighted that you’re enjoying it, tysm<333)

[lolathepeacocklord]

Well god Dang diddly darn now im interested, a bit shy with New people but op you legit have no idea How much i live for Monty angst

omg bestie tysm hresjfhjdfnjsfj I'm so glad u is intrigued

and you don't gotta join straight away if ur nervous. The server only has like, 11 ppl there. And only a few are active most of the time. Still lively in there tho! I'd be happi to meet you if you'd like to join, or just chat over DMs, or smn like that. I may not know even 50% of the fnaf lore, but I know some angst potential when i see it

[discoursetrans-archive]

UR A GOOD DIDDLY DARN BOI AND I HOPE U HAVE A GUD DAY OR NIGHT THANKS

YOU, TOO, ARE A GOOD BOI AND I HOPE YOUR DAY/NIGHT/AFTERNOON IS THE SAME! TYSM ANON ❤️

[lesbianramonasinger]

HECK IF IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY THEN GOSH DIDDLY DARN YOU GROW UP SO FAST AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ADDY GOSH YOU BLESSING HAPPY DIDDLY DARN DANG BIRTHDAY NERD

JAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY TYSM I LOOOOVE YOU 🌈💕🐸🐸💕💘💛💕❤🌈❤💙💝💙❤❤💙💖💜💟🌈♥🌈💝💞💓🐸💙💞🌈💞💕💛💞🌈❤💙💙💟💗💖💓💘💕💛💙💚💟♥💓🐸💓💘💞💝💕🌈💛💙💓💗💟❤💙🌈💜💓💟💓💝🐸💘💘❤💛💕💙💙💜🌈💜🌈❤💓💟💙💝💓💚🐸🐸♥💓💘🐸🐸💙🐸💙

[squintyfist]

You are a wonderful humanoid and you deserve the world. Also don't forget to hydrate.

hot diddly tysm <3 also right back at ya, random citizen 

[addictedastrology]

Where the diddly darn heck is that gosh darn black ✅☑️✔️

Aaayy u cute! Tysm :)

[thrower0fmangos]

!!! wOWZA can I just say, I friggin love all of your comics? Especially the Kalashipping ones. You made me ship it hard. And I love your art style, and thOSE DIDDLY DARNED COMICS ARE TOO DIDDLY DARNED CUTE- ahem. Well. I hope you continue to make more of them! You've inspired me to draw a few comics myself! :3 Tysm for qUALITY CONTENT HECK YEAH!!!

I plan to do more comics, don’t worry! Might take me a little bit, since I’m drawing other stuff and have askblogs to update :’D But I’m glad you’re enjoying everything!!And aaa thank you!!! You’re super sweet ;v;