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[escyn]

uhhh study gone wild (id in alt)

[kunibeans]

Pined for u my whooole life ♡

[millipede3000]

i forgot to post these

[konn1kon]

obligatory tenna from that one boarder image

[nucarnivalmadness]

[erwinsvow]

so now i can’t stop thinking about a whole other price story where you’re just a shy temp secretary who gets moved around from place to place as needed—mostly for various sick days and holidays but the occasional maternity leave or something along those lines—and somehow you’ve ended up as captain price’s new temporary secretary. you have to keep reminding yourself it’s temporary because you honestly don’t know how much more of this you can take—it’s constantly just piles of paperwork and being barked at every time you mess up something small (you’re still new! and a temp! it’s not your fault!) but sticking it out because you are not a quitter.

(you’re helpless for his approval—your blood rushes everytime you think you’re close to getting it before he leaves you hanging, and you cannot stop until you’ve gotten it.)

the other temps talk about all the cute soldiers when you guys all take your lunch together but when the conversation comes to you and price—he’s yours by default, always grouped together, they always ask how yours is and maybe yours will lighten up soon and it makes your brain a little muddled to think of him that way—but when the conversation gets to you, you go silent. it’s not unusual, you’re always silent, even when price is showing you something else you’ve messed up, your brain rattles with a defense but you just mumble an apology before fixing whatever it is.

you go silent because one of the girls has made a joke—maybe you need to help him lighten up—said with a laugh and followed by giggles, the others insisting it would be worth it for you, “you just know he’s good at it, he has to be,” and “then he’ll be in a good mood, it’s a win-win” and then suddenly lunch is over and you’re back at your desk, face warm and something inside of you on fire at the very thought. it’s so wrong! he’s your boss, your temporary boss. and he hates you, you’re sure of it, with the way he’s always finding something to nitpick.

and then another thought comes over you, pulls you neck first into its grip. maybe he’d be nicer. you don’t want to be this way, but it’s engrained in you, you need to please, to make sure he’s happy with you, make sure you’re doing good. hell, you’d probably get better at your job if you just got that much validation from him.

so you get up, not even ten minutes after you’ve come back from lunch, knock on the captain’s door and open it even before you’ve got permission to enter, stare at the man who has been stressing you out like no other, and start to undress.

[kaleidoscopeminds]

luke via @hatcmedia

[phosbogey]

day 2 tartaglia month i was watching young frankenstein

[offjumpoladulkittiporn]

OH-

[moon-mpballz]

Phone doodles of an older Chara au I saw a post of by @glitzybunny !!!!! So totally inspired by them :>

The first image is based off of this Pinterest girl who’s got liekkkk blood coming from her nose and she’s all smiley and in the same pose idk how else to describe it 😭😭😭

[fourksandknives]

uhhh i pressed join on the mcsr fancord and now im scared what do i do

[sharky66]

oc portrait teeheeeee

[lespixie]

if life's got you down try stationing a beautiful lesbian boytoy between your legs at all times. a lot of doctors are advising this

[crehador]

asanuma shintaro ✧ seiyuu animedia winter 2024

[femboyclownpierce]

anyone else seeing this shit Scared

this is tubbo's starting soon screen today. there's also some spooky mc music playing

[salemsakamoto]

Colored that one sketch a while back