A pat on the head and calling me a good boy would fix me tbh. I'd do anything...mayhaps even commit atrocities 😌😌😌
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For C’s birthday can we buy their father’s company and fire him
... did you peek into my notes, blobby?
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Wanna buy my post-gym understand?
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Why did Misha leave out this vital moment of the BTS in his post today? 🤔
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Maybe Eddie can find absolution in between Buck and Tommy who will do everything in their power to rail his catholic guilt away.
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Love the new Loki Season 2 (ep 4-6) score
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I have an interesting thought. What if someone messaged me (or gave permission for me to message them) and we pretended that we were a long distance couple? No other conversation required, we just make assumptions that we are madly in love and desperately horny for eachother and then learn about eachother as we go during this emotionally charged improv that occurs over however long we both enjoy it.
Does that sound fun for anyone else? No? Just me? Cool cool cool
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can u guys believe these Hozier lyrics were directly influenced by my story
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Happy Eris Week!
- just found out Chopin was gay
- he’s a personal favorite
- of course, he’s gay
- therefore I must conclude Gaydar transcends time and space
- I think this means I can officially welcome Eris to the club of the not-straights? Right? That’s how that works 100%
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"Why are you doing this to us?"
"Because you let us!"
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I feel f@cking wasted because I’m a bad artist please show me some Zelvali
behind closed doors
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