#Vaati simp

[writerwithbrainrot]

There is something. . . empowering. . . about being taller than Vaati, the wind mage. . .

Maybe because of how short I am compared to all my friends-

[dumpster-lizard]

Everytime I see a bad take about Ganondorf because he (insert thing that Hyrule already did) i wanna start biting.

He is, by far, the most justified out of all the Villains in the series and im prepared to defend that.

Ghirahim: Gleefully served a demon king than nearly wiped out Hylians. Is cruel both toward his own servants and his enemies... and clearly the latter brings him immense joy

Vaati: Disatisfied with his place in the world, compensated with a god complex. Has no regard for others, and goes out of his way to be cruel to those he has a personal grudge against. (Rarely addresses Link directly in minish cap, except for the final fight)

Zant: Usurps the throne of his own people and turns the citizens into Twili beasts. Tries to leverage his position to make and advance on Midna, and attempts to kill her when rejected. Clearly had issues before Ganondorf even got involved.

Yuga: Similar to Vaati? Obsessed with perfection, sought to fuse with Ganon to acheive that. Cared little about Hilda's plan to restore Lorule. Not much else is said about his motives, but with how Hilda trusted him, he clearly played the long con.

Cia: Tore space, time, and herself apart cause she was a simp.

Astor: Death cult member who has no qualms killing his allies, sought to use the calamity for his own ends, even trying to command it til it got tired of him.

Chancellor Cole: Didnt play much spirit tracks, I get the sense hes similar to Ghirahim

Of all the baddies in TLOZ?? Ganondorf and the Yiga are by far the most justified (and, in many cases? In the right). Go for the others if you want more outwardly evil/more "black and white" bad guys

[cloudninetonine]

*walks on in, faceplants tiredly, leaves after awkwardly getting up and waving, leaving a note behind* Hi, a simple very awkward anon here, how ya doing? Hopefully you're having a nice day!

Pretty sure Cadence of Hyrule Link (or as I call him in my mind Lora, after Coloratura, like the Opera term?) is his own thing, much like how Warriors is, he didn't get melded in with any of the Link's from what I can see in Jojo's lore and much like Warriors he's not in the timeline (and I've got the books with me to double check), so I'm pretty sure his adventure is his own thing, another thing I use a lot to see if there Hyrule's are in the same branch of the timeline is lay out, like is Castle Town named Castle Town or Hyrule Town, how big is Hyrule Field, where is Link's House and where is it relative to another games, does this Hyrule have things that another game has like certain songs and items etc, it helps though that's a me thing for the most part cause I'm an overthinker, Cadence of Hyrule's Link layout doesn't match Legend's or Rulie's from what I remember of his game, besides I think Legend would probably remember the time a stranger from another world wielding a shovel that's actually a bit of a grave robber and literally missing a heart broke into his place through a magic portal to wake him up for music shenanigans with a fairy called Trill, which is Cadence of Hyrule's main fairy like Proxy, Tatl and Navi because she's trying to get back to her own place and drag even more Theater Kid Vaati with her back in one go. I personally headcanon that if he's anywhere in the timeline, he's probably the inflection point between Legend and Hyrule, after Legend's time, but most likely a few hundred years before Rulie give or take, making him one of Legend's descendants but Rulie's grandfather in spirit, or he and Warriors share an era or he's on that gray area with Warriors, Calamity and Wild, though I could be wrong. It would make sense though since I headcanon he gets the Triforce of Power back from Cadence after she leaves, so that would be almost a full Triforce which could lead to the events in Rulie's era.

All I can think now is that Cadence of Hyrule Link would definitely be a theater kid with Player, like he just gets introduces them to musicals from their world and they go absolutely nuts reenacting them when they can, I can definitely see him reenacting something like Helpless from Hamilton with Player just to mess with the Chain members who outwardly simp (because, not only is he more well prepared to deal with Player's unhinged vibes because of Cadence, whom I'm pretty sure has no chill given her main weapon is a shovel, but he also probably gets not so hidden gremlin vibes from her before she's gone), or any song with those romantic and yearning vibes, and I feel like he would really love the game Bad End Theater too, it's a great game if you ask me and shockingly cheap to get.

(...Now this makes me want to have the Chain react to it, maybe I'll write that one day... Maybe)

Basically shy at the start but very determined and with the classic Link will to help people, but an absolute band or theather kid once someone pulls out an instrument or mentions music, you wouldn't get him to sing normally but once he gets going he goes full on Disney Prince, probably a great dancer too and incorporates it into his fighting style, just, draws Player into an impromptu tango dance mid battle, spins and dips them to simultaneously get them away from a stray Bokoblin and deal with it in one go (Wild and Hyrule are chugging vinegar, Warriors could never- boy is unintentionally smooth and everyone is punching the air). His Zelda is also likely very spunky, like Artemis or Flora (she literally gets on his case for breaking pots and it's hilarious, can fight like Artemis which is very rare and I bet Cadence influenced her too) and she'd probably delight in knowing Player, her, Cadence and Player would be besties through energy alone, and Cadence for having another person that knows what it's like to be impromptu isekaied and she would absolutely hit Legend with a shovel if he started anything. She's out of chills to give after Octavo's shenanigans, probably teaches Player how to effectively make a shovel a weapon too.

All I'm saying is that if Nintendo won't give Warriors, First, the Link before Wild (whom I personally call Fia, after the Celtic word for hunter, though hero of seraph sounds so metal and I just- have Many Thoughts but I wouldn't wish to bother ya with my crazy theorizing and rambling even more than I likely do XD) and him some respect and content, but they'll make the Four Swords dress up spin off apparently canon, then I guess I'll just have to do it myself even while sleep deprived.

Speaking of musicals, any favorites you have or think the Chain would have?

Also, Songstress Reader, again maybe they have an Azura from Fire Emblem deal? They can use any of the vocalized songs from the boys era and their various effects, but the more they sing the more it harms their body or it could be specific songs that harm it (Like how Azura gets harmed by Lost in Thoughts All Alone because of the curse placed on the song and on the people whose kingdom they come from), like say the Song of Time, Song of Healing, maybe their own spin on Lost in Thoughts All Alone which can purify Malice like energy and even calm down dragons out of rages, The Ballad of the Wind Fish etc, the problem is when the Chain sees the side effects (I can imagine Wild paling and outright panicking if we're going the Azura route, like, Malice like energy crawling up their body, attacking it for daring to drive it away, Player trying to muffle their pain but inevitably screaming like a Redead under the sun, it crawling up Player's body until they fade into water or wind if they over do it), though it could also be that they spit blood if they over do it, I don't know, just a thought and an excuse for the Chain to watch Player be a good singer and dance, completely at ease as the fairies relax while listening to them, or the Loftwings trying to accompany Player by chirping along or Wolfie joining in, or maybe a full blow songstress au which is niggling at the back of my head (basically it boils down to Songstress knowing Fierce Deity from way back when, and it has quite a few bad endings for each of the Songstress' till we reach LU Modern Player Songstress). Maybe I'll go more in depth into it one day when I have more energy and time.

Anyway, hope you're having a nice day today, maybe I'll come back, maybe I'll ramble about theories about the hero before Wild, who knows, certainly not me.

-A Very Awkward and Sleep Deprived Anon

Thank you for specifying! And honestly the dynamic between him and Player would sound amazing, musical shenanigans all the way!

ALSO MUSICAL FIGHT SCENE I FUCKING LOVE IT- Player's definitely enjoying it too I mean this is really main character behaviour and they love it. (The boys are salty on the sidelines as he dips Player and somehow ends up with a rose in his mouth)

Listen, idk much about Cadence but if she's truly a gremlin she's gonna do just fine with Player, besties one might say and chaos will cover the land of Hyrule within seconds.

I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to Fire Emblem so forgive me but this sounds cool! Honestly Player with musical magic just makes me really happy it's my favourite genre of magic.

(Also I would love to hear your thoughts on Seraph! Love the name Fia though ngl)

[bluewings55]

For the Vaati Simps, including me

Behold

Wind Mage Vaati in my Art style!

Gave him a bit of a wardrobe upgrade :3

Gosh I love him.

He’s my grape son

Luve him

[name-that-isnt]

Every other time I feel myself growing as a person I get the masculine urge to simp for vaati and make up stuff about him. But then I realize that I have no more bullshit theories left in me and I start to mentally sob. The only thing left for me to do is illustrate my hcs but I can't draw‼️ I can't get my vision of him onto digital paper‼️‼️

[lavleyreblogs]

not my art but I can relate to this TikTok

Art by @ampreh

[childhoodmeetsfromsoft]

Can You Feel the Hug Tonight

In celebration of Vaati’s most recent video, I had to make this. (To the tune of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” from “The Lion King”) We open with the TARNISHED walking into FIA’s room at the Roundtable Hold. ROGIER and D look on disapprovingly.) D I can see what’s happening. ROGIER What? D That Tarnished doesn’t see. ROGIER Gee.  D She gives a hug, and here’s the bottom line: Good bye to Max HP. ROGIER Oh, the foul caress of death blight... It’s more than most can bear, But with her necromantic atmosphere, At least she seems to care (We see the TARNISHED kneel down as FIA wraps her arm around them) FIA Can you feel the hug tonight As I squeeze out your breath I’ll use your warmth To bring back harmony to those who live in death TARNISHED Oh yes, please hug me, mommy I lost my runes, you see That boss at Stormveil’s gate? Impossible. He keeps destroying me. FIA You know, the Golden Order’s The cause of all this strife But if you help me find Lord Godwyn’s corpse I’ll fuck him back to life TARNISHED (spoken) Wait, what? FIA tightens her hug. FIA Can you feel the hug tonight? The Erdtree’s shibboleth Has wrought a hell of perfect cruelty For those who live in death TARNISHED (spoken) You know, I just wanted a hug, not a sociology cl-- FIA Can you feel the hug tonight? You are so very warm... TARNISHED What the fuck? Her hugs have made me woke About social norms... (In the other room...) ROGIER (sadly) ‘Cause when you feel her hugs tonight Your HP goes limp But that’s not all, your dick controls your brain ROGIER and D In short, our pal’s a simp...

[decarabiandivorce]

Vaati with a whole bunch of honeysuckle flowers

[sketchshitposts]

Random but how sick would it be in botw2 we DO get to have ganon as a buddy and we beat the fuck out of Demise as a group of 3?

Idk I'm getting ideas and my hopes probably too up for it but in case I'm somehow predicting smthn I wanna post it now. Also hoping we see a return of dark/shadow links bc I can't get enough of that

[writerwithbrainrot]

Can you tell what fictional charater I'm simping for?

[askthewinddemon]

Hey Vaati how do you protect yourself against the horde of simps and fangirls?

[ezdotjpg]

Yup, Mage simping has begun, pretty magic boy. Gunna throw Vaati out, got me a new favourite

KSJHFD RIP VAATI

[bluewings55]

While waiting for the Winx redesign pol results, imma finally give Vaati a Redesign for ma OC story

Also @lavleyart and @name-that-isnt brought me back into my Vaati Simping phase (wonder how long that will last lmao) so that's my main motivation

[legendstrauma]

Exposing myself rn as a life-long Vaati Simp since the theorizing about him has started between my mutuals. I apologize in advance for the Vaati spam, but in reality I’m not really sorry.

[dreamyycarnival]

Fandom ask thing, four swords :)

LET’S FUCKING GO BITCHES

The first character I first fell in love with:  SHADOW. 100%. ever since i watched that very dead dub i grew obssessed with him. i love that absolute bastard gremlin.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: blue!! i use never like him- he was always so angry and rude! but after my gf and i (read: forced my gf to read) read FS i grew much more attached to him! plus i developed a soft spot for mean characters. i wish we got see more of him!

i was also not expecting to hyperfix on thief kid from chapter 4 either- so much that i made him his own character in LoV! waldo/rod/whatever fanon names you have for him fans, hit me up. let us discuss our deep headcanons (even if mine are spoilers for later LoV...)

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: vio. don’t get me wrong-i like him a bit myself!-but i never vibe right with stoic characters. i didn’t feel too happy with his character arc at all either! but yet, he’s one of the most popular links which is kind of an unpopular opinion methinks.

i have no idea how popular miss fairy but i hate her SOOOO much lmao. i found her flat and annoying.

The character I love that everyone else hates: nowadays the FS fandom is very open minded so /shrug. seen a dumb bitch on wattpad say they didn’t like blue because he “hUrT dA cInNaMoN rOlL (aka red)” so i’ll count him for this answer.

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: green. i used to simp for him in 2018, but i’m not that attached to him anymore. alas!

The character I would totally smooch: link’s dad is a hunk... i want to see more of him too...

The character I’d want to be like: fuck, i’m a red kinnie. i wanna be a deus ex machina like he is. LEMME LIGHT UP SOME TORCHES.

The character I’d slap: i will slap ganon for being shoehorned not only in here but the source material too. miyamoto WHYYYYYYY?

A pairing that I love: red/vio! i love the dynamic, it’s really cute! it’s not too popular sadly ;; but grue is so good too, i really like it too.

A pairing that I despise: hate is a stronge word... but i can’t really vibe at all with red/blue. the only thing i like out of it is the cute as hell fanart but other than that the dynamic feels like it came out of a harem (and it doesn’t help my experience of it came from wattpad, who doesn’t have the healthiest view of mlm couples.)

i also really don’t like the vaati pairings..??? like. um. that’s kinda gross lol. seems like it’s not popular anymore so that’s lit

[decarabiandivorce]

soft vaati hours