#the Wizard speaks

[thewizardofozwel]

Had a dream about a blog called "your fav has a TBI" and it wasn't like making fun of characters, it just was someone who was very dedicated to finding characters who had in text evidence of a traumatic brain injury, and their first post was Harry Du Bois

[nefarious-exclam]

I heard that you said to another anon that we are fucks. I'm not a fuck, I'm really more of a crap or maybe a shit. Please don't stereotype us anons, it's rude.

Sorry. *Fucks you.*

[the-likeable-wizard-mack]

What if werewolves sounded like huskies arguing in their transformed form?

Werewolf: *UNGODLY WAILING*

Roommate: “NO. YOU ALREADY ATE YOUR SNACKS. YOU ARE NOT EATING A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE!!”

Werewolf: *MORE UNGODLY WAILING AND HOWLING*

Roommate: “YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT JERRY!”

[ditto-ditto]

YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR.. idk. Just not me.

[immortalbeigewizard]

listen i think if you've got a "cis het" character who frequently shape-shifts into other genders and or species then thier should be some gender fuckery there & that character probably isn't going to be cis and or het anymore

[writerwithbrainrot]

There is something. . . empowering. . . about being taller than Vaati, the wind mage. . .

Maybe because of how short I am compared to all my friends-

[mr-kiwi-the-wizard]

The problem with most swords Is that they normally have two edges. One facing the foe and one facing you.

Such is needed to have a good point as the stab of a sword kills far more often than a cut.

However with all such tools the problem that one side will always face you is ever present. A foe may lock swords and wrench your own blade down on your head or shoulder if you are weak and any strong foe knows this.

So next time you wield the blade of justice in hand and think it makes you invincible should your fury be great enough, remember this.

For the foe may bring justice upon you instead should you prove too weak.

[mad-scientist-wizard]

where i post from

[nefarious-exclam]

[It's the day of the wedding. Select and Nefarious have worked tirelessly to make this event the grandest, most spectacular thing to exist on Exclamania. Nefarious is wearing a bright bubblegum pink wedding dress and is rocking it.]

[There's not very long until the main event starts. He's getting ready now, a matching pink wizard hat on their head with a long veil.]

[nefarious-exclam]

[hash and sel walk up to the tower. hash knocks on the door]

-@hashbang-mods

[Nefarious opens the door. He's half covered in blood that isn't his, a bloodstained medical mask over their mouth and dentist's glasses over his hair, which shouldn't be practical but somehow is.]

HELLO THERE!

[nefarious-exclam]

[@character-selecton is staring out the window with an unsettling look in its eye]

Sel, darling? Are you alright?

[nefarious-exclam]

HAVE AN EVIL TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY. MURDER A TRANSPHOBE ON THE STREET AND ABSORB THEIR ENERGY.

[thewizardofozwel]

Wheel of time is a silly little story about the world's worst chosen one fucking everything up so badly he needs a polycule to corral him towards being marginally less of a dumbass, while his two best friends become war hero wife guys, and also fuck everything up just as badly. Also there's a lot of hot women who I would thank if they punched me in the face.

[nefarious-exclam]

[The wedding has begun. Everyone finds their seats, one of Nefarious' minions playing the organ. And by organ, I mean Literal Organ, an Organ made of Organs. How clever.]

[Pheriya is officiating, wearing a clip-on bowtie.]

[thewizardofozwel]

Any time Subira asks me to do ANYTHING I run straight to Zeki to see if I can tattle LOL

No way I'm working for a cop for real even if she is hot

[nefarious-exclam]

This is a message to the FUTURE NEFARIOUS!!! If you are reading this I have a few QUESTIONS!!!

1. How is Select doing?

2. Have I taken over the world yet? I think I should have done that by now.

3. Does Status owe me any more money?

TOODLE-OO! EXCLAMANIA'S FIRST TIME TRAVEL ENDS HERE!