#WE LOVE A GOOD CUTE PISCES MAN

[madame-fear]

Today is ewan Mitchell’s birthday which means he’s almost your birthday twin

MY FELLOW PISCES MAN!!!! 🗣🗣

I have seen some people initially saying that his B-Day was on March 12th, and I got really happy because his birthday was one day before mine 😭 But yeah it still is cool because he’s ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY TWIN YEAAA!!!!! ♓♓♓♓

[astrow1zar6]

Venus Sign Observations- 011

Venus in Leo’s are those girls in hs you think “how early does she get up to get ready?” You rarely ever see this placement have ugly days they are all so well kept & usually smell incredible. The types to wear their hair in really trendy styles, wear designer outfits and perfumes. BIG on luxury. In a relationship they LOVE being shown off and given lots of attention and compliments. they also love when their partner begs for their attention.

Venus in Libras are really easy to impress lol, all you really have to be is semi attractive. My libra Venus friend every time we go out would be like “OMG THAT GUY IS SOOO CUTE” but say that about 15 other guys that day😂 the women can be VERY obsessed with the opposite sex. They are such flirty people.

Venus in Taurus gives conventional housewife vibes lol. They are into classic feminine hobbies such as sewing, cooking, making jewelry/ clothes, art. If you marry a women with this placement you hit the jackpot.

Venus in Scorpio men tend to be cheaters. Everyone talks about their loyalty but they are only really loyal once they feel they’ve truly found their soulmate (in most cases are rare cuz they’re picky) a lot get bored of their relationships once the passion dies (similar to Aries Venus). They tend to prefer emotionally complex women to keep them on their toes.

Venus in Aquarius’s tend to look really good with circle frame glasses. They pull it off soo well. Also if you have this placement and are looking for new fashion ideas. Look up cyberpunk/Dystopian aesthetic. Y’all would look amazing in that type of style.

Most Venus in Virgos I meet are not big on the physical aspect of love. It takes them SOOO long to open up physically. This causes a lot to get friend zoned. They express their love very differently from most Venus signs which can cause some confusion in their relationships. They are big on acts of service & the intellectual side of love.

Venus in Aries usually always makes the first move when liking someone ( man or woman) they can jump into relationships fast just for it to end just as quick. They really date for the excitement and fun of having a new crush. But once that it becomes deeper than a crush and gets serious most usually back out. Also they can get turned on my arguing. When things become dull they will normally create some issue to keep the sparks alive. To more sensitive signs this can be very draining.

Venus in Geminis are very hard to pin down. I notice their feeling for their partners never seem quite genuine? I notice even in relationships they try to seek out attention from other people. They need a lot of mental stimulation to keep their full attention on one person. And if they’re partner fails to stimulate them they’ll find someone else who can. It’s very rare they catch true feelings for someone but when they do they’re surprisingly loyal.

Venus in Pisces kinda irritate me lol. The men are always talking to different women. They are big on following their heart, but if their hearts tells them to talk to five girls they would😭 it’s very rare to see the men of this placement settle with one woman. The women of this placement I notice are amazing lovers but tend to give it to usually terrible neglectful partners:( I’ve seen women with their placements bust their ass for men that barely give them the time of day.. y’all deserve a lot better than that.

Sagittarius Venus’s tend to date people who are a different ethnicity as them or date from foreign countries. They have a deep appreciation for culture and traveling. So they may also travel with their partner a lot. This is imo the most loyal Sagittarius placement. I’ve seen people be in relationships for years with this placement.

Cancer Venus’s are extremely sweet and nurturing in a relationship. Gives Mommy vibes 🥺. The types to bring you home cooked meals get your bath water running. A lot a notice tend to be very submissive/vanilla. They require a lot of emotional attention and babying even themselves. They types to prefer at home dates compared to traveling or going out.

Capricorn Venus tends to take partnerships like it’s a job (similar to Virgo Venus) they see attending to their partners needs more like a duty which is why they can appear cold in their affections even though they mean well. Emotionally it can be harder to connect with this sign but once they trust you they’ll show you a very sensual romantic side they’ve been hiding. They mostly express love through gift giving. These partners give some of the best most expensive gifts. Just know you’ll be taken good care of if this placement loves you 👌🏽

Venus in Scorpios look AMAZING in black. Any dark aesthetic look great on them. And they may prefer partners with a darker aesthetic as well

Venus in Aries women tend to feel more comfortable having male friends than other women. Usually we’re tomboys growing up

Libra Venus’s are usually really good at makeup or look amazing with a full face of makeup.

[portgasdwrld]

📞Wait a minute while I make you mine

Featuring: Ace x fem!reader

Warning: suggestive, mention of NSFW content, slightly angsty at the end lol

Summary : fun pool day with Whitebeard crew and the reader and Ace being awfully flirty.

Part.2. Part.3

The photo is found on Pinterest, credits to its owner

Note: this idea came up to me at work, enjoy my first short story!! ���🏻 part 2 maybe ?

You had just changed into your new swimsuit that you bought few hours ago from the shops in the resorts. The little fabric was complimenting the curves of your body beautifully, leaving a little gasp even from between your own lips.

You smiled knowing someone else might also enjoy it. You pushed back your hair glancing one last time at the mirror with a satisfied smile. You grabbed your sunglasses and left them resting on top of your head.

Your close friend, who was one of the few nurses on the ship, called Livia, was waiting for you outside of the changing room. She glanced up at you and smiled.

-This is just so sexy.

She commented while making you turn and checking you out. You grinned and nudged her arm playfully. You blushed a little and intertwined her arm with yours. With your other hand you played with the gold necklace pending on your neck. You two started walking towards y’all fellow pirates.

-Right? I think the women had the perfect eye. Good thing I got it.

- She did, Ace is gonna loveeee it~

You rolled your eyes and gave her a quick glare before shyly smiling.

-I’m definitely not wearing this for this idiot. Im being hot for myself.

-Yeah, and I’m a man with heavy hairy balls.

Her answer earned a laugh out of you. She gazed at you with a floating teasing smirk, thinking it was cute how hard you were refuting your obvious crush on the infamous commander of the second division.

-I can already picture him drooling over you.

-He’s not the type to drool, you retorted with a frown.

-Right, he only drool over food. Okay then, he would blush and look away like you don’t exist while he has a raging boner.

-This version doesn’t so bad now.

You nodded quite satisfied with your friend storytelling abilities. She pushed her blond hair behind her shoulders and winked at you.

-I know. To be fair, y’all would’ve probably fucked already, but you deliberately chose to blue ball yourselves.

She said with a disapproving expression. You scoffed thinking it was quite funny how invested your friend was with your « love life ». Ace and you were kinda just friends… yeah?

-You are talking a lot for someone who hasn’t done a move on their crush for months. How’s you and Imani going?

-Imani..she-she’s just so gorgeous. I get super shy when I’m around her and she’s also like one of the top nurses on the ship so it would be inappropriate.

-You have been saying the same excuse for weeks.

You exclaimed exhausted with your blond friend. She looked at you with puppy eyes like she was about to reveal the best excuse in the cutest way.

-Yeah but you know what ?? She had those beautiful butterfly’s locks done at the last island we stopped and she looks even prettier. I’m hopeless. I have fallen for a goddess while I’m a commoner.

-You are being dramatic. Imani is gorgeous but so are you.

-Im a Pisces.

-Livia, that’s not an argument.

-Arent you the astrologer here?

-Yeah and what about it ?

-Tell me about Imani and I compatibility!

-Livy, I make sky map… and I have already done it, i told you it was a green light.

She removed her arm that was intertwined with yours and brought both of her hands to her face to hide her blushing cheeks.

-OMG!!? Can you imagine me going out with her?!

She asked with heart eyes and an almost perverted expression that almost made you frown in fear. You patted her back to help her calm down.

-Collect yourself, blood is almost coming down your nose.

You joked with a defeated chuckle. She nodded quickly while patting her hair on top of her head to gain some senses.

-Okay so about you and Ace-

-Oh look the guys are over there, you cut her off while running towards Marco who was sipping on some refreshers while speaking to some others men.

-Y/N! WAIT FOR ME!!

You heard her yell as she ran behind you. You crashed into Marco because you foot slipped on the water on the ground, making you lose control over your body. He sensed you and was quick to grab you and pull you up to your feet again.

-I thought we only had to say to kids not to run near pools ? He said while raising one of his eyebrows with a disapproving look.

You pulled you tongue at him and crossed your arms under your breast.

-Well, the water just could’ve been somewhere else.

-Y/N! ARE YOU OKAY! AHHH-

Livia ran towards you but a similar situation happened and she fell right into you. You groaned as the weight of her body crushed on yours. You pulled yourself on your elbows and gave her a bored look.

-Why are you running around a pool?

You asked while rubbing the back of your head that had just hit the hard floor.

-LIKE YOU’RE ONE TO TALK!!

She yelled at you as she pulled herself up of your body. Marco watched the scene with a chuckle and pulled his hands, offering them to both of you. You took one and chuckled.

-It’s so good to be able to relax a little bit, you exclaimed while stretching your arms, enjoying the way the sun was warming up you exposed skin.

-Let’s jump in the pool already, I’m sweating.

Livia complained as she grabbed her hair and pulled them up to allow some air to hit the back of her neck. You saw few of the men on the ship give her heart eyes. You chuckled knowing that Livia was probably the most lesbian girl you have ever knew and those guys could only hold into their fantasy. You truly hoped it would work out with her crush though.

Imani was a beautiful dark skinned women who was working hard to keep up with Whitebeards health as much she possibly could with of course the help of Marco. She was one of the popular member on the ship, known for her beauty and intelligence. So it wasn’t surprising to know that a lot of people liked and admired her.

-Yeah, enjoy it! Not everyone can enjoy the pool freely, Marco replied referring to him being a power holder. He suddenly snorted and he quickly excused himself while a chuckle left his lips.

-Whats wrong ? You asked curious of what he was laughing at.

He moved his head pointing behind you with his familiar smirk. You frowned confused and looked behind you, only to see your freckled friend trying his best to swim with a unicorn swimming ring, two orange arm floaties on each of his biceps and water googles. You couldn’t help but burst into a laugh.

You whipped the tears at the corner of your eyes from laughing. The view in front of you was so different from the cocky and confident man you knew.

-OI, ACE ! You look like a kid who’s learning how to swim!

You yelled while holding into your stomach. The tall man looked at you confused and a red blush tinted his freckled cheeks. He removed his googles to let them rest on top of his head.

-LEAVE ME ALONE !

He yelled back with an embarrassed frown.

-He’s so cute, you mumbled under your breath but loud enough for Marco and Livia to hear it.

-How about you join him?

Livia exclaimed while pushing your body into the water. You didn’t even have time to react that you felt your body entering the cold water of the pool. You fought back a little in the water as you were taken out totally in surprised. You finally pulled your head out of the water and pushed your soaked hair out of your view.

-LIVIA! What was that about ?! I almost lost my glasses.

You yelled at her slightly annoyed as you pushed your sunglasses at her. You definitely had water in your nose. She laughed at your slight frustrated expression. She threw your glasses to Marco, before jumping into the water too, splashing you , making water enter your eyes this time.

You waited for her to emerge out of the water to splash her eyes back with constant water waves.

-Im sorry, I’m sorry ! She pleaded while putting her hand up in defeat.

Marco shook his head wondering why two young adults like Livia and you were acting like total children.

-THAT WAS A GOOD ONE LIVIA! THANKS!

You heard Ace suddenly yell with his stupid grin. You smirked and started to swim towards him. You saw his eyes grow big when he realized that he was the one in disadvantage. He tried to « swim » away but some kids was pulling into the unicorn head of his swimring. So he was mostly fighting against sinking because of the kid.

You finally arrived next to him and looked up at him with mischievous eyes. Your propped yourself on his floater.

-Did the kid and you planned this ?

He asked a little bit annoyed but you could feel he was tense. You glared at the annoying kid and pulled his arms off of Aces unicorn.

-What do you think you’re doing?

You asked him seriously. He looked up at you, lips suddenly trembling. He quickly left while screaming for his mom. You looked back at Ace and started to laugh. You swam back to his floater and so your arms and chest were resting on the huge swimring.

His eyes travelled down to your breast and then to your lips but he looked away with a blush.

-Get off, you are gonna make me sink.

He said while gazing at your wet body once again and then at your eyes.

-I dont feel like it, you replied with a pout while tilting your head.

He rolled his eyes and he licked his lips as he brought his face closer to yours. He smiled with his familiar mischievous eyes that you loved so much. You felt butterfly in your stomach at the sudden proximity.

-You really like being a brat, huh?

You grinned and pushed back his head with you finger on his forehead.

-Maybe I do~

You retorted in a calm voice that came off more seductive than you intended to. You saw Ace’s eyes squinting slightly at you as he gave you his infamous smirk.

-Alright, then would you help me get out of the water?

-Already tired ?

-Yeah, I don’t have the thrill anymore to worry about sinking especially because of a kid or you.

-Pfff, like I would really sink a hottie like you.

-So now you think I’m hot?

-Yeah well, you are made of fire, you retorted with an obvious tone while furrowing your eyebrows. He looked at you speechless for few seconds before he shook his head and slowly started making his way outside of the the pool.

You laughed as you got off of his swim-ring and helped him by pulling him and swimming forwards. By the edge of the pool, Ace removed his unicorn with your help and quickly pushed himself outside the water. He sighed relieved as he walked slightly away.

-Thanks

-No worries~ Well I guess I will see you around.

You said while glancing at his tone body glistening with the water. The way his back muscles moved as he slightly turned to your direction. He looked over his shoulders as he was removing his arm floaties.

-Uh..yeah sure.

You waved at him with a smile and searched for Livia somewhere in this sea of people. He watched you walk away from him. He wished he proposed you to eat an ice cream and maybe talk somewhere in this big resort, maybe learn more about you if you allowed him to. But he wasn’t sure of how you would take it.

You were always big on being independent and it was something you had proud in. He didn’t even know if being in a relationship was even something you thought about. Maybe you were more about fucking and not talking to that person ever again, but as much as he wanted you, he wouldn’t break his own heart by having too much hope for something he couldn’t possibly have. You loving him is impossible.

He sighed as he felt a sudden heavy weight on his heart. His throat slightly chocked up. He shook away those thoughts and decided to just distract himself with his friends, the weather, other girls maybe too…

[pixlpxie]

omgg SAG RISING SQUAD YAAS! And yes yes yes yes to that. I think he gets away with things because of the dumb persona producers made him to do, and I think he decided to play a bit with people about it, I mean I remember when he said his favorite song of the moment was 3D, a song that everyone and their grandma knows what is about 👀 but everyone just went aww he loves Jk. Like have we all seen his playlist? Mingi is a young man, but he’s really smart

And pleaaase I love rambling about birth charts! so feel free to do it honey ! And thank you 🤭 gotta admit that is not all of the placements but I share most of them with him so I REALLY can relate to him that sometimes scares me, but I’ll say that is hard to have the combos he has cause he’s known to be awkward and I don’t blame him ‘cause EVERYTHING FEELS AWKWARD I hate it. And he’s good with separating himself which I admire, I feel all of his personas, off stage, on stage are pretty genuine at least 70% percent , his on stage persona is the self I think is inside him that can be rebellious and feels desired in a certain way 👀 really deep inside him he craves for that type of attention, but I don’t think is the self his romantic partner will see 24/7, that dude is a natural sub on daily basis but happens to switch at times, if you see his lives that’s probably the one they’ll see which makes me feral to know cause he’s so pouty and whiny on his lives. And with preferences I think he’s pretty open minded, unless he feels a fake vibe he’ll probably will try to avoid the person straight away , and in some videos you can tell it by his face XD. My preferences are fire+earth+wind+water placements, if it is for romance earth is first hehe🤤, so I can get why he loves Yunho a lot . AND I BET MY ASS MINGI ASKS FOR HIS READINGS FROM TIME TO TIME, he’s spiritual for sure

and just to confirm the titty thing that you wrote was too accurate for me btw XD I won’t be a sub to a man but I’ll definitely do this for a woman. Love you too babe <3

WE SAW HIS PLAYLIST??? Omg I missed all that 3D convo but honestly my sag rising ass relates so much I loved that song for a while too esp the last rap part the lyrics were too fun for no reason. And honestly you’re right most people miss that male idols at the end of the day are men so them constantly babying grown ass adults really weirds me out also its probably an innacurate perception of them like yeah Mingi is probably a little dumb in a cute way (naive would be a better word) but like he really isn’t the cute little chick y’all think he is so :D also ppl don’t really understand how unhinged sag risings/placements are he fits the vibe so much

Mingi is def a switch who likes praises like lets be real although I feel like when he’s dominating he’d really become a good dom too and yes you’re right he’s most likely an open minded person he might even like poly relationships if he has the sag influence (just an assumption pls don’t come at me) Also Id give him as many readings as he wants he just needs to meet me lmao

Anyway my placements are Pisces sun+venus, sag moon+rising, Taurus mars and aqua mercury if you’re interested in reading mine (bc id luv that if you comment on it)

[lagoonalake]

Could you do Blackpink ideal types too please?

BLACKPINK IDEAL TYPE

JISOO

Personality: 6 of swords, page of pentacles, the sun

I think Jisoo wants something different than what she had before. Probably she was attracted to more mature, powerful partners, but now she wants to feel connected to her inner child, she wants something more light-hearted, not too controlling, stable but not in a way that she’d feel trapped. She wants a sense of fun and to feel young again. Not that she’s old at all, but she may have felt like her youth has been wasted and now she wants to feel that joy with a partner who is not too complicated, funny, cute, here to help, humble. very radiant and easygoing. Could be younger than her or just have a youthful personality. virgo, leo, libra

Appearance: queen of swords, the hanged man, the high priestess

Someone who comes across as a bit cold, intimidating, closed off, who could even look a bit bored and detached, sleepy even. Someone mysterious, not easy to approach. Someone sophisticated, elegant, refined, nice clothes, regal. A bit snobbish. More traditionally beautiful. Clean cut. Thick hair. Well groomed. Lighter skintone.  capricorn, aquarius, saturn

Turn offs: 10 of wands, 8 of swords, 6 of cups

Someone who is working too much and has no time for her, who is always tired, who takes too much responsibilities, gives too much to others and not enough to her, and who does that out of insecurity, because they want others to love them, thank them. This kind of calculated, controlling behavior that mostly comes from ego. The kind who is going to do something nice for her and then ask for praise or feedback.  leo, pisces, cancer

JENNIE

Personality: page of cups, king of pentacles, 3 of swords

Someone who can be romantic, kind, sensitive and artistic, with a certain innocence, but also very stable, mature, well established, in control. With the 3 of swords, it’s possible that she rarely gets those two characteristics in one person, and she tends to be either with one or the other but is never really satisfied. The first type fulfills her emotionally, the second type makes her feel safe and protected. She needs to find someone who has both of these qualities. She could have a tendency to be involved in love triangles/forbidden romances or to be attracted to/attract tricksters or manipulators. water and earth signs, pluto

Appearance: ace of swords, 7 of wands, page of swords

Someone who looks combative, fierce, masculine, sexy and also a bit youthful and mischievous at the same time. Cute smile, someone who looks like he’s up to something, in this cute sassy way. expressive laugh. Almond shaped eyes. Thick eyebrows. Strong body, a nice torso especially. Someone who looks active, both in body and mind. Good posture. An aura of confidence. A more outdoorsy look and style. Alluring voice, eyes shining with mirth. mars, mercury, aries, gemini

Turn offs: the magician, 10 of pentacles, the world

Manipulative tricksters, people who are two faced, hypocrites, people who are overly friendly with her because they are interested in her money and status. And here again we have those very stable well established characteristics she is attracted to, but on its own she also finds it unattractive, as she also doesn’t want to be with someone only interested in money, overly concerned about their career, extremely practical with no room for emotions. gemini, mercury, virgo, capricorn

ROSE

Personality: 7 of swords, the high priestess, knight of cups

She tends to be attracted to very romantic people who won’t hesitate to show their interest. People who are a bit mysterious, artistic, spiritual. On the surface they seem to have that romantic depth but she could also be attracted to tricksters, people who are not what they seem. People who try to impress her with their knowledge, very artistic, cultured, who knows a bunch of things about random and diverse topics. More feminine in essence, soft, affectionate type of energy, at least on the surface. Someone she can share, laugh and communicate with a lot.  pisces, neptune, gemini, aquarius

Appearance: death, 2 of pentacles, 10 of wands

The typical “emo” look, to put it simply. Rocker vibes. Dark features, maybe pale skin, but definitely a dark quality even if the colors aren’t dark. A messy kinda dirty sort of look. She can be attracted to people who look a bit weary or tired even. She doesn’t like a look that’s too clean. Ripped clothes. Tattoos. Longer messy hair. More skinny, or pronounced bone structure, hollow cheeks. Damiano David type of appearance.  scorpio, pisces, saturn 

Turn offs: king of pentacles, king of wands, 4 of swords

All those narcissistic powerful figures who don’t have much of a brain and only have their money, status and power to impress, but not any particular talent nor anything to say. People who are a bit dumb and shallow. Older people who are a bit boring but are interested in her because of her fame. I feel like she had to deal with those types a lot. negative taurus, leo, capricorn

LISA

Personality: 9 of cups, page of coins, 4 of cups

Someone very chill, possibly even a bit lazy? XD Someone youthful, who has a lot of comfort to offer, or just wants a peaceful lifestyle. Something comfortable and loving. Both the emotional connection and stability are important but especially the emotional connection. Slow kind of energy. Someone who doesn’t have much anxiety, is rather calm, happy. Who likes to enjoy all the good things in life. A bit self indulgent. Could be attracted to rich nepo babies who don’t have to do much and act a bit whiny at times (I literally have no idea if her current bf is that type of rich “son”, but this is what this spread is giving lol). Still a kind, loyal and somewhat sensitive person. jupiter, sagittarius, pisces, taurus

Appearance: queen of wands, 10 of wands, 5 of wands

Someone who could look like her a bit, or mirror her looks. Someone who looks important, impressive, maybe very tall, or simply because of who they are, she can show them off. Rather masculine. A bit of a haughty, cocky expression. Fierce looks. Ripped body, muscular. Victorious smile. Strong eyebrows. Confident posture, expressive.  mars, aries, sagittarius

Turn offs: 2 of cups, strength, queen of cups

Someone a bit corny and naive, overly romantic, she prefers a certain simplicity, and isn’t really interested in any whirlwind type of romance or that soulmate bs. XD Someone who is too controlled, too uptight, too disciplined, cold, distant. Always on the defensive or establishing a power struggle within the relationship. She just wants to chill. 

cancer, neptune, leo, capricorn

[spamgyu]

rating and how long i would date svt based on mine and their birth chart bc they the hell not

my sun: scorpio / my moon: aries

(disclaimer this is done in pure fun and based on my interactions/dating history with the signs— dont fight me)

seungcheol — sun: leo / moon: capricorn

7/10 - 9 months

we're both stubborn and tbh i'd probably want to put him in a box and shake it really hard 3 months into dating

also as a scorpio... i am possessive and god........ a leo wanting attention??? from everyone??? god i am not ur strongest soldier

we'd be good for a bit but im crazy so

jeonghan — sun: libra / moon: aquarius

2/10 - 1 week

1 week bc he'll get bored and get the ick

my scorpio ass would love bomb him and he'd be over it after a week

also libras are too independent and just do whatever they want and they run away when someone likes them back so yeah hard pass

joshua — sun: capricorn / moon: taurus

9/10 - honestly maybe a year??? if he wasn't resident ms. bitch maybe i'd marry him...

okay honestly..... caps and taurus are actually a great match for scorps

BUT i have such horrible experiences with capricorns who put their EVERRYTHING first over their significant others and taurus men who ARE SO STUBBORN so...... minus one point

not zodiac sign but he's an only child...... that's too much for me.

jun — sun: gemini / moon: aries

0/10 - 1 day

i would think he's cute and maybe i can get one flirty interaction in.... maybe

when it comes to romantic relationships i stay away from geminis... they are the worst.... AND WITH AN ARIES MOON??

baby ur fine as hell but i might actually throw up bc with my aries moon .... girl if we fight.... yeah no

hoshi — sun: gemini / moon: gemini

-1000000/10 - no

get this man away from me

wonwoo — sun: cancer / moon: leo

3/10 - 3 months

HAHAHAHA

that pretty face disguising how crazy he is

like first of all the worst water sign to ever exist

second of all..... stubborn, passive aggressive, holds grudges.......

it would be good for like 2 months and then we have a fight and it will be the same fight we'll have over and over again bye

we're literally too much alike with our rising except as a scorpio im not AS sensitive idk i think two water signs will just be a fucking mess

woozi — sun: sagittarius / moon: aries

2/10 - 1 month

not just a sag but a sag CUSP?? yeah no

he seems like a great guy friend but no thanks im good luv xoxo

i think we would date for like a month but both of us have horrible commitment issues so...............

seokmin — sun: aquarius / moon: cancer

7/10 - 2 years??

maybe he'll be like a really good match??

idk bc he's an aquarius and they have commitment issues too.... but that cancer moon..... i feel like it would cancel out?? bc cancers are commited??

out of all the signs i have never dated an aquarius but one of my guy friends is an aquarius and he stresses me tf out when it comes to his love life so idk man......

mingyu — sun: aries / moon: pisces

10/10 - married with two kids, a boy and a girl. we just put a downpayment for a house in the hills. we're doing great

i MAY be biased just bc he has a very similar chart to my bf and if u read backburner he uh... he's my easy love.

he's also very much similar to my bf and when i tell you we have only fought once since we started dating......

and idk our sun and moon are at complete opposite so ??? idk guys maybe i'll dm him

anyways....

minghao — sun: scorpio / moon: aquarius

8/10 - not a single chance

8 only bc we may not date but GOD i know he would be that guy i flirt with just for validation LMFAOOOOO

like he got the two signs with commitment issues i know it wont happen

i feel like he would be a fun situationship pure toxicity involved lmfaoooo

anyways that says a lot about me, a scorpio woman

seungkwan — sun: capricorn / moon: virgo

10/10 - probably married to him if he wasn't a top contender for the title of resident ms. bitch

out of all the charts.... i think relationship wise he would be v compatible with me..........

but also i love virgos so ???

but ,...... a capricorn???? idk same issues with shua, ms. bitch and all.

vernon — sun: aquarius / moon: scorpio

4/10 - not a single chance

the way his sun and moon is minghao's but reversed

he'd be fun to like flirt with maybe???? literally same as minghao but he won't be toxic... but also idk??? that scorp moon tells me otherwise

4 only bc i know he and i would be on each other's roster but never date

more of like yeah we kissed when we were drunk but eh...

dino — sun: aquarius / moon: leo

3/10 - no

not a single thing in common

.... at all

the way we wouldn't even look at each other

...... he's fine as hell but lmfaooooo no

we'd be friends who kinda flirt but only bc his sign is very warm to people and kind in general and scorps flirt for fun so i'd take his kindness and just run with it lksfdjsldfjkf

and his leo moon would love the attention but

yeah no.

[mikkomacko]

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Happy Tyson Tuesday and Josty birthday! (and pie day too I guess) Sorry I've been MIA just been busy. Anyway here's something cute and simple to celebrate our favorite guy

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Josty17: Chilling with my chilled Coors light 😎

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📸: your.instagram

Coors light: We love to see it

Landeskog.92: Influencer era

JTCompher: making the big bucks now I see

Your.instagram: sorry y'all he's a transplant and hasn't learned that banquet is better

-> Newhook18: tell him teach

->your.instagram: school's not really his thing unfortunately

->Josty17: Hey! I went to college

LOConnor: DU would've taught you better bud #SkoPios

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Your.instagram: 2 minutes and he still didn't realize I was sitting here

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ColoradoAvalanche: Mr.Influencer has learned to ignore the camera

Josty17: Didn't realize it was visiting hours at the jailhouse

-> your.instagram: 🎶 mama I'm in love with a criminal🎶

6ErikJohnson6: Josty give her the attention she deserves before I do

-> your.instagram: wearing your sweater next game 🫶

->Josty17: Oh dear...

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Josty17: A screenshot from today's daily FaceTime with mom. If anyone's looking for a photographer hit up momma Jost

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Your.instagram: Don’t be shy Tys post the birds nest of bed head you cropped out

->Josty17: I’d have to reveal your cute squishy face and that’s a hard no

->Josty17: squishy face is for me and me only

AndreBurakovsky: you make out with your girl while your mom is on FaceTime??

->JTCompher: confirmed mommy issues Josty

->Josty17: we were not making out I was pinching her face together to make her mad

->your.instagram: then we made out

->Josty17: babe stop we did not make out in front of my mother

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Your.instagram: Uber driver was really hot but only played SoundCloud recordings of his ukelele 7/10

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JTCompher: he's working hard for that tip

Cradnec: Wow cutie. How do I request this driver?

->Your.instagram: offer to buy his dinner and he'll respond within 2 seconds

Josty17: I play Justin Bieber upon request

-> Your.instagram: no one requests Justin Bieber

->Josty17: I'm a Pisces... please don't spite me...please no fighting :(

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Josty17: My girl dressed me for this one. Apparently pinstripes are in

Landeskog92: Hope you play as good as you dress

6ErikJohnson6: Did she pack your lunch for you to?

->Josty16: extra juice box and everything

-> your.instagram: I also wrapped his booboo finger for him 🥰

Your.instagram: wow you're almost as hot as this winning streak #GoAvsGo

->Josty17: Gonna keep turning up the heat 🔥

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Your.instagram: He clearly wasn't pleased to see my Condor jersey tonight

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MelLandeskog: you travelled to see your man and still didn't wear his sweater?! Brutal

->your.instagram: Toasty needed to be humbled after he ignored me in the box and didn't throw me a puck last game

6ErikJohnson6: I love my fans (you) but more importantly I love my haters (Josty)

->Landeskog92: Fan behavior from both of them

Josty17: The lord giveth (my girl at my game) and the Lord taketh (her in my mortal enemy's jersey)

-> Your.instagram: The lord giveth (a hot hockey bf) and the Lord taketh (him giving my warmup puck to the 5 year old with a sign)

-> Josty17: Babe he was a child and it's a rubber disk

->Your.instagram: *my rubber disk

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Josty17: Snow days >>

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Makar8: That's a Canadian welcome if I've ever seen one

->Josty17: warm greetings for our adopted Canadian y/n Josty

->Landeskog92: y/n Josty?!

->Josty17: Figured I'd give her time to get used to it before it becomes her name

Your.instagram: Tys at home days >>

->Josty17: clingy gf days >>

->Your.instagram: clingy for you 25/8

->Josty17: <3 :-)

AndreBurakovsky: please tell me your mom didn't take this pic

->Josty17: this is the work of an overbearing and imposing sister

->Your.instagram: an overbearing and imposing sister that we love with all our hearts

->Josty17: my girls 🫡

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Your.instagram: Josty fan girls rise up

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6ErikJohnson6: you're telling me he's naked in the middle of a Canadian winter??

->Your.instagram: #FreeTheNipple is year round baby

JTCompher: Josty fan girl here. Thanks for my new lockscreen pic

->Your.instagram: Strength in numbers

Landeskog92: Hot

Josty17: Didn't even give me a heads-up so I could flex for ya

-> your.instagram: your abs are the star of this show please stop complaining

->Josty17: Would've hiked my shorts up higher if ya asked ;-)

->Your.instagram: Thighs are for my eyes only babes

[jongbross]

You made very interesting points about Minseok 👀🤝🏼

I looked up his chart, truly has some softness in him.. what do you think the person has to be like for him to deem them "the one"?

Because as far as Im seeing👀 he has that pisces moon, lilith in scorpio, the type that might look for safety, but danger at the same time (deep down) + an aries 🥲

He reminds me of those men that like grounded and smart partners, but at the same time passionate, little bit diva like (the nice type, that are feminine).. an aries man might like conquering, so I wouldn't be suprised if what he has in mind and is good for his soul would be a bit different. 🥺🫰🏼

thank you, glad you enjoyed it! 🫶

i think that, to be "the one" for minseok, you would definitely need to be smart, like academically speaking. minseok has a phd as far as we know, so i think he would enjoy someone who's ambitious about their academic career as well.

you would need to not be so loud, not only because he already deals with his members, but because he's a quiet person. he enjoys to just be in silence sometimes, doing his own things - which leads us to: you would need to have your own interests.

minseok loves hiking, tennis, etc. of course it would be a plus if you also enjoyed it, but he's more than okay with you having other interests; he would rather have his own thing and you yours, than seeing that you're forcing yourself into liking something just because of him.

also, you need to know that minseok likes his partners to be independent. like, of course that if you'd ever need it, he would lend you some money or take care of you financially, but he likes the idea of each of you having your own things (it's kind of an aries thing, i guess?).

you would need to respect him overall, have a cute laugh, enjoy drinking, and have a high tolerance to alcohol. you can't be too much into pda, but if you like to hold hands, then he might think you're actually the one.

[pearlprincess02]

would shoto date you ?

for his capricorn sun:

capricorn, virgo, taurus, cancer, scorpio, and pisces suns

for his aquarius moon:

aries, leo, capricorn, and aquarius moons

for his gemini rising:

libra, aquarius, leo, aries, and sagittarius risings

for his capricorn mercury:

capricorn, virgo, and taurus mercuries

for his capricorn venus:

capricorn, taurus, virgo, and cancer venuses

for his sagittaruis mars:

sagittarius, aries, leo, gemini, libra, and aquarius mars

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5th house:  virgo, libra, and sagittarius placements

virgo in 5th:  if we really like you, you can do no wrong in our eyes. we should try not to put our interest on a high pedestal, as we get disappointed easily sometimes. we have to learn that nobody is perfect, and make sacrifices. intelligent and chatty also. selfless in love/server love. another placement that most likely daydreams/thinks abt crush a lot. also talks abt crush a lot to friends. cautious in the dating scene/at the beginning of a relationship. flirting style is traditional (smiley, if a women/someone attracted to men expects the man to initiate lol or atleast wants him to, shy) or polite (pleasant, good manners, non sexual, etc). i admit, some of us send mixed signals. likes dates where you can talk/get to know eachother, so a library, coffee shop, etc. hobbies may be social media, hanging out, cleaning, shopping, making plans, debating, etc. another placement that likes all/most music genres. most likely one of your children will have virgo/mercury in their chart, probably the oldest. children may be clever, critical, fast learners, complainer, pragmatic, etc since these are the traits of virgo. we will worry/stress out abt our kids a lot. may also adopt or foster. twins/multiple births at once is indicated, and they’re most likely gonna be female(s). another placement that makes pregnancy seem like it goes quick.

5th house ruler in 7th: do a photo shoot together. buy yummy sweets from a cute dessert shop. go out for dinner and order for each other. buying perfume or jewelry together. find a local poetry reading and go listen. also writing poetry to each other. watching the sunset together.

jupiter in the 5th house: generous in relationships, gives, and gives. might not take things seriously when they should. spirited, and optimistic in the dating scene/the beginning of a relationship. flirting style is playful (inside jokes, more giggly around “them”, etc). carnivals, short traveling, anything wild (skydiving, bungee jumping, etc), are ideal dates for these ppl. hobbies consist of hanging out, learning (esp of other cultures, and religions), sports, reading, etc. probably likes religious music lmao, or music in languages they don’t even understand, if not then pop or rap. most likely one of your children will have sagittarius/jupiter in their chart, probably the oldest. children may be loud, rude, honest, selfish, curious, etc since these are the traits of sagittarius. ppl with this placement have/want a whole gang(like a lot of kids lmao), “the more the merrier”. probably gets pregnant without trying/the first try lmao.

7th house: sagittarius , leo, virgo, gemini, libra, and scorpio placements

sagittarius in 7th: you are attracted to the archetype of sagittarius. subconsciously, you fear different cultures, the big picture, and learning new things. so you attract those who are philosophical and wisdom-seekers. at best, they expand your mind. at worst, they are irresponsible.

7th ruler in 5th: you are attracted to the archetype of leo. subconsciously, you fear leadership, creative pursuits, and being confident. so you attract those who are highly sociable and creative. at best, they help you explore your creative side. at worst, they are insensitive and arrogant.

mercury in 7th: mercury represents the way our mind works and the way we communicate. those with mercury in the seventh house may be very diplomatic with their words. they may be careful about what they say and who they say it to. they may do a lot more active thinking about their words and way of thinking than they let on. everything they say has meaning and is intentional to their speech. they may be very particular about grammar! they may not have just one way of learning but instead do well when having a mix of tactics. for example, instead of learning well through just music, seventh house mercuries may learn well through music and repetition. seventh house mercuries are very well-versed in their communication.

venus in 7th: venus deals with our values and how we express our love and fashion aesthetic. those with venus in the seventh house value balance and harmony when it comes to human connection. they want everyone to get along and have the desire for a more rosy view of the world where everyone is nice and all things and people are treated equally. for love, it may be hard to feel “loved” by those with venus in the seventh house because it may feel as if they treat everyone the same. sure, they might kiss or spend more time with their significant other, but they may come off as being flirty with everyone because of their charming nature. when it comes to fashion, they may prefer more neutral tones like black, beige, gray, brown, or other related colors. they dress for whatever occasion is specified but may prefer to have a “clean” look overall.

pluto in 7th house: pluto deals with where and how we transform. it also tells of how we confront our fears. those with pluto in the seventh house ultimately transform when it comes to how they understand relationships with themselves and others. they will eventually learn to have more independence and self-trust rather than being overly reliant on others. they will learn to be comfortable with being alone. additionally, they transform through meeting with other people. i’m reminded of the saying that “everything comes and goes for a reason”; there may be people in seventh house pluto’s lives that they feel are so important that they can’t live without that they eventually lose or stop talking to. it’s through these building and loss of relationships that they eventually confront their fears of being alone. through this, they learn to lean on themselves and feel comfortable in their own silence.

8th house: capricorn, taurus, and leo placements

capricorn in 8th: you feel intimately comfortable when your partner accepts your distant, pessimistic and practical traits.

8th house ruler in 2nd: you feel intimately comfortable when your partner accepts your lazy, indulgent and selfish traits.

sun in 8th: you want to shine as bright as possible, but it seems to be difficult. it seems as if your light is dimmed. so you strive and desire to shine bright. to show someone your truest colours. someone you trust. someone that respects your privacy and takes things slow. someone that shares your intensity. until then you hide your truest self and you put on a show.

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shoto's masterlist 

crd: 

5th house  5th house 2. 

7th house  7th house 2.

8th house 8th house 2. 

[firsttarotreader]

Hi! just wanted to share my knowledge of astrology regarding Pedro's (possible) astrological chart: his sun, rising and moon are all in cardinal signs (aries, cancer and capricorn) while his venus and mars are in fixed signs (taurus and aquarius) therefore we have a VERY bossy AND stuborn human here 🤣 no wonder the man said himself he's not a good person to share a house with 😅 there's also a LOT of intensity. I know that in that interview he said "WE dont do in between" when referring to the aries sign but I felt he was mostly talking about himself 🤭 he's a all or nothing man and his chart denotes that. The cancer rising (the way how people perceive him) fools a lot of people into thinking he's a cute teddy bear but despite him being indeed a VERY sensitive person he also have one hell of a temper 😑 his mercury in pisces also fools a lot of people because he communicates like a pisces, so he stutters, he does those sad faces while talking (like that: 🥺 lol), he has a tender voice… but, again, dont get fooled! this is a guy who I can't even imagine being submissive to anyone, in any area of his life 🤭 and going back to the whole "all or nothing" thing, it also explains why he's still single and childless. When he loves someone the person becomes his everything, same thing (and even more intensily, I imagine) with a child of his own and right now, clearly, the love of his life is his career and he's giving ALL of himself to it (and yes, his chart denotes a VERY ambitious, career-driven person) so there's no space for a stable relationship, much less a child. I must say I do agree with the other anon who said his traumas messed up his true personality to a extent so the commitment-phobia and childlessness might have to do with that too. Aw, and needless to say, you have saw all of this in your readings, way before we got to know his astrology chart so, congrats dear, you have a gift 👏👏👏

Thank you for sharing, anon! 😁 And thank you for the compliment! Tarot and Astrology have been in sync! 👌🏻💖

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hello, I would like to request a ship with Stray Kids and Enhypen. My name is Madison and I am 20 years old. I am African American and I am 5’5. I wear glasses as well and I have short mid length brunette hair. I am a Leo sun, Virgo moon, and Pisces Rising. I am straight and a female. I’m a huge bookworm and I love to learn new things. My favorite colors are pink, red, purple, blue, black, and white. My favorite foods are spaghetti, pizza, chicken, hamburgers, fries, hot dogs, and tacos. I am currently a college student. I also love everything related to spirituality.

Hey hon!! So sorry for the wait! I’m going to ship you with Enhypen on this one but please fell free to request one for Stray Kids! 🙏🏼💘💖

I ship you with…

Jay Park!

song recommendation : She - Harry Styles

- okay this couple right here looks so good together

- an aries and leo couple is what the world NEEDS rn like actually

- i could see you and him both sharing books to read together or giving each other book recs for the other to read, both of you are super smart and that’s one way you guys like to spend time with eachother, just reading your own respective books in silence

- both of you love learning new things with each other, what ever it is, like going to a museum, or learning a new language, like i said again both of you are so smart and talented so learning just comes easy to both of you

- He is so nice and good to you, he would always make sure to spoil you at any given moment and you know he is always willing to take you on a super expensive trip with just you and him at anytime

- both of you are quite spiritual so you guys tend to find a lot in common in that, canon: one time you guys got a couples reading together and it was so cute 🥹

- you and him can equally get pretty busy in your own schedules, but he always tries to find time to spend with you, weather it’s staying up late to talk to you before going to bed, or getting up at the crack of dawn to make you breakfast, he’ll do it all because he just adores making you happy

- some nights, he loves to make you all of your favorite foods, (especially spaghetti) I mean, we all know this man can cook, but for you? he’s like a whole Gordon Ramsey, anything you want to eat he’ll cook it for you

- he loves playing with your hair, it’s so soft and the color is so pretty to him, literally if he starts playing with it long enough he will fall asleep

- overall you guys are so loving and cute with eachother it’s adorable 😭 my otp like actually, he would love you so much and you would love him just the same!

Thank you for requesting lovely sorry for the long wait!!! I hope you enjoy 💘

[meezer]

I've wanted to talk about my sim for a long time now but haven't really gotten the chance, so here we go!

this is the sim I mentioned a few posts ago!! he's actually one of my favorite sims I've played during any of my saves! his name is finch (don't laugh, his parents were going for a bird theme with names. his siblings are named jay, phoenix and robin). his traits: night owl, loves the outdoors, coward, never nude, irresistible. his favorites: spooky music, mac and cheese, irish green. he's a pisces, very bisexual, and an overall dope soul. he works as a fortune teller, his lifetime wish is the scam artist one, ahahah. he's also a great painter, he's been painting since he was a kid, and his inventory is full of paintings he's made. here are some more screenshots of him that I've found!

this is from when he and his older brother jay went on a fishing trip. finch got a wish one day to learn the fishing skill and jay already had it, so I thought it would be a good idea to have them go on a fishing trip together. it was cute.

these are from his dates with his high school girlfriend, allyson. in the first one, they went to the summer festival and he got a botched face paint!! funny story about this whole thing, actually. at the time he had two romantic interests, allyson and steve, his childhood best friend. I wasn't sure who he'd end up with, if anyone. exactly one day before prom, allyson called phoenix (his sister) and asked HER out to prom, and that settled that. I don't think I've ever had an npc sim call a sim from my household to ask them out to prom, it was so bizarre but very fun for storytelling. it wasn't a very serious things between finch and allyson, so no hard feelings from anyone involved, finch mostly just found it funny that she'd do that. allyson and phoenix are now engaged and moved together after high school! they live in a quaint little house where allyson returns after a hard day's work at the orchestra to find phoenix working tirelessly on her novels.

now, drum roll please.

finch and the one and only, the man the myth the legend steve!!! the first photo is of their first kiss :o) and the second one is from one of the many, many, many times they've just done the "watch the stars" interaction autonomously. seriously they love doing it, I've never seen anything like it. steve is climbing up the ranks of the education career, currently an assistant principal. they have 3 kids together: sierra, the oldest (becoming a teenager in one day) and the infant twins: keira and leslie. thank you so much forever for your attention.

[alyjojo]

November 🥀 2022 Monthly - Sagittarius

Whole of your energy: Page of Cups

You’re being very flirty and cute with someone, sending messages of passion, sweet compliments, light and flirty but not committed, exactly. Ace of Swords rev show this is purposeful, you like them but you don’t looove them, it’s not that deep, but you do like this person, you like the attention, and you want to keep them around. Sort of. In someone’s case this may be about a child that’s lied to you, could be some messages or texts involved.

What’s going on in November:

7 Cups:

You could have a lot of options in romance, you may be texting several people, not just one. 2 Cups rev shows you not really committed to any one person and you feel justified in that behavior. If someone’s found out about a lie of yours, they could be leaving you, which is Justice for them. And you? You like the flirting, passion, you like butterflies in the stomach and the beginning of connections, but when it comes time to really stick with one, it looks like you’re not interested.

The Tower rev:

The Tower rev is avoiding a disaster, seeing it coming in time to duck behind a wall or get the heck out of The Tower before it actually falls. 9 Pentacles follows, so you probably ended a connection when someone wanted to get serious about you, because you did not reciprocate those feelings. But you probably didn’t say so either, leading this person on to believe whatever they wanted to believe and never really shutting that door. Purposely. You know you’re good on your own, you can come and go as you please and bs your way in and out of connections with no real accountability, because you’re not being clear in the first place. Playing dumb more or less.

Knight of Swords:

It looks like what you’ve told this person is oh I want to but I can’t because *insert excuse* that’s completely outside of your control. It’s not you, it’s my “circumstances”. Something like that. Your only goal is to avoid having to take action right away when you don’t want to do whatever they’re expecting. Probably committing to them, making it official, being more serious than just light flirtations & cuteness.

The Hanged Man:

The person is probably responding by waiting. That’s what you want, and that’s what they’re doing, but 9 Swords clarifies as what you’re going through because of this. You know they’re waiting for you, and you’ll either have to flat out tell them you’re not interested (which you don’t want), or actually commit to this person and stop with all of the other chatty nonsense with other people (which you also don’t want). It’s really stressing you out, and the problem is that probably that you don’t actually know what you want. Not for the long term anyway, you’re living for today and enjoying it. But not really being upfront about it either.

4 Cups & 9 Cups:

It’s looking like your confusion, apathy and lack of decisiveness over what you want is going to cause you a lot of problems in the romance department. Someone’s going to expect a decision from you that you don’t want to make, maybe you don’t want what they want. Whatever you say may hurt this person, or they could be making the decision for you, and you don’t like that either. Idk what you want Sag, it doesn’t look like you do either.

If a child has lied to you about something, it could be regarding intimate sort of things. If so, you’re completely shutting down their communication (phone?) or possibly “relationship”, and you’re the worst ever, life isn’t fair, that sort of reaction will be coming from them.

It’s also possible someone is doing all of this to you, and if so then you’re hesitant to pressure this person into making a decision, but that’s kinda exactly what you need to do. Even if you don’t like the answer they give you, knowing is better than hanging around and waiting forever.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini, Pisces & Sagittarius

Oracles: ✨

41 Self Love 💆🏻‍♀️

We always try to think so highly of the ones we love. We even give strangers the benefit of the doubt. But when it comes to self-love, many of us fall woefully short. To love oneself is to accept imperfection, embrace learning and battle through the all-consuming fires of self-doubt in order to find the energetic balance inside each of us. Be aware of the small, insidious voice that perhaps repeats the negative self-assessment you had as a child. Maybe an ex-lover or friend put a label on you that you’ve accepted. These self-judgements have no place in a whole, healthy relationship that is vital to have with yourself. It’s only when you find your love for yourself that you can sincerely offer love to others.

We enter into November as:

A Woman Named Aubergine 🧙🏻‍♀️:

“You are not to know.”

A situation is perhaps not as you think. It would be wise to be an observer and not speak out just yet, for there is not enough information to act upon, and you must not respond until you are certain. You will know what you need to know when it’s time, and do not worry. Do not think about confrontation at this time, even if you’re right, it will not serve you. The unknown is not an easy place to be, but it is indeed where you are meant to be, for now. It is no longer necessary to fear, just watch & observe.

What is to be learned in November:

The Emerald Stone 🧩

“The heart knows what the eyes cannot see.”

There are times when things happen to is and no explanation is possible. Often our journey brings us full circle, leaving many of us to wonder why. The Emerald Stone is inviting you to follow through in whatever is before you. Going back is not an option. Forward movement will change your entire perspective on life - for the better. You may now be able to hear something that you have been told many times. Your reward will be a closer relationship with yourself. If Emerald Stone sparkles for you, it is with the understanding that you are now developing a new perception of things. The Stone welcomes you out of the dark and into your heart.

Green may be a lucky color 💚

[rhazimpulsivelyposts]

This is such a weird feeling to have a “detached-crush” on someone. I like it though, it feels both unhealthy and healthy at the same time.

I love being around him and the time we spend together is so intoxicating. I like the way he smells and I like looking at him. Our weekends together are like a fever dream, and we talk all week. I got him to leave a shirt here 😈 so I can keep smelling him. I wear it to bed every night like a simp.

But at the same time I’m detached and I don’t feel myself slipping into the “I want him here every day every moment every second “ “what are his hobbies, I’ll play video games with you 🥺” “who is that you are talking to?”

It’s like our weekends are so intoxicating that my brain can actually tell me: this is for weekends only because we are not going to get addicted to this like we let ourselves get addicted to others in the past.

It’s so nice to have my own place 😭 it’s so nice to have my own space to decorate and exist in.

Why do I feel like me coming into this situation saying “I’m just using you” , is actually the most healthy feeling “situation” I’ve felt in … honestly… this just feels like the most healthy ever 🤣. Do you think it is my medication? Or that I’m doing this with someone I find attractive but my ego doesn’t think we could ever “go steady with because society and life experiences” like it’s nice to see the “orange flags” and “deal breakers” and have them actually limit my perception like they are supposed to do instead of being ignored in pursuit of quicker reward and gratification. 🤣

It’s so nice to be like “omg he’s so cute and amazing” and “if he stops talking to me I will be sad but not crushed”

In 2020 I was OBSESSED with this Punk Pisces. The most simp. Unmedicated obsession. He was my roommates friend, tall , skinny, covered in tattoos, drank maybe too much but he had a blue collar job and his own place. He was younger than me by like 2 years. He gave me suuuuuch butterflies btch like I CANNOT explain my obsession. He knew I liked him and he would cuddle me sometimes, and we would makeout, and he would be rough with me even though he was outwardly so nice and gentle with others, we only fcked once and it slipped out and I tried to make a “know your stroke” joke and it caused him to stop fcking me and leave 🙃😔. He didn’t like me. I wasn’t his type. I wasn’t his “dream girl” . It crushed me bro. I think when I stopped being friends with that group of people because I went back to my ♐️, I think the Punk Pisces blocked me on everything. I can’t even see him on social media anymore, which is fine. I don’t want to be obsessed with someone like that again.

I don’t want to feel like I would DO ANYTHING for someone again, that’s so gross and unhealthy. I still have to stop myself from being over-giving and overly nice to ♑️ and I can’t 🤣 it’s so hard not want to pamper someone who is making you feel good 🤣.

♑️ being younger and being in such a different place in his life, but being very pretty and smart and funny and nice, is so refreshing to my brain to enjoy a man and think about him a lot but not cross the line into obsession. Do you know how I know I’m not obsessed? He showed me his Snapchat stuff and I asked why a females name had specific emojis by it, along with why a different male had a specific emoji by it, he only answered the question about the male and completely skipped over the female. My brain went “oop touchy subject maybe? It’s fine I won’t pry. I don’t care that much”

😩 bro I love that for me. It could just be that I’ve run my course with monogamy and don’t really care enough to have low self esteem about adults needing more than one adult to be satisfied sometimes anymore. Old me would be like “come over every night” “can I come over to your place and just watch you play video games?” “Can I hang out with you and your friends?” “Who is that 👀, do you like her?” “Is she pretty? Is she more your type than me? Am I doing something wrong” “omg I must be annoying him” “don’t say that Rhaz it might hurt his feelings” “don’t say that Rhaz it makes you look weird”

[ppangjae]

omg one year anniversary already??!? happy (almost) one year anniversary to you guys ❤ we stan simp boy, okayyy? (and yes as i mentioned, i'm nosy and would love to hear about the whole story 👀)

don't feel bad for not writing :((( as mark lee said, 'life is a bastard' and it just happens. i'm sure you're very busy, so i hope you don't feel bad :') maybe jot down all the ideas that come up to your mind (which you probably do), you can write them when you actually CAN.

aaand aah 'people we meet on vacations'!! it's on my tbr list! i'll read it asap, now that you've said that it's your fav lol and my life?? it's so boring :') (lowkey wish my life was like a ppangjae fic 😩 universe, just gimme a man written by ppangjae 🙏🏻) i've been trying to befriend a squirrel that comes to my home everyday for food TT but squirrels are so so hard to befriend, but at least it's not running away when i go near to feed it :)

also, totally random but i noticed that our signs are a lil similar ;-; i'm a pisces sun, a cancer moon and taurus rising (yours is cancer rising and capricorn moon right??) not the same but two water signs & an earth sign!

i hope you have a great day! lots of love to you!!

ahh thank you love! but also i'm not with simp boy anymore skjdf it's been a long time since we broke up. this is a new guy! let's just call him 🧸 hehe

we've known of each other since 2017. we also had crushes on each other since 2017-18, but never acted on it. so basically, we've been dancing around each other lol. we have a lot of mutuals lol his cousins went to the same high school as me so i knew them. it's truly a small world!

i used to work in this office as a part time student and he'd be a frequent visitor, so i'd seem him once a week. we never acted on our crushes because we never really expected that we liked each other back. a couple of years go by and it's the middle of the pandemic (this is a while after i broke up with simp boy), and he comes up to my office and asks for a form. he uses this form as an excuse to talk to me lol, and he asks me if i'm single and if i wanted to go out for a coffee. since we were in the middle of the pandemic, i told him not right now because of covid.. and he took it as a rejection. a few years later, i catch him lurking on my socials and we start talking again. we got to know each other and it turns out that we have so much in common, we're on the same wavelength, and he just gets me lol. a couple of months and dates later, we decided to start dating! and now we're going to be a year into our relationship this month hehe

there's more to it but i'll save those stories for another time too lolol

yes! you must read people we meet on vacation! THAT BOOK IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED.

and a squirrel! that's so cute. have you tried giving it nuts? they're so cute when they stuff their mouths LOL

omg an earth sign and two water signs! that's so cool! i'm not really that good at astrology skjdhfsdjkhf but i kinda like being a water sign, i feel like i truly know how to be intuitive with my emotions. don't you agree? i feel like as pisces, we are so good at acknowledging our emotions and reading the emotions of others. i feel like that's just our strongest trait!

i hope you have a wonderful day love! and thank you for dropping by :') please stay safe!

[absolutelydw]

“ I’d rather just fuck on my ex again” - Sza, Open Arms

For most of us, hearing the Queen herself say such a blasphemous thing was appalling and we were looking around thinking BE FOR REAL. Myself included.

I’ve even had this conversation with some of my friends and the opinion of the people is mixed.

My take on it is this - ABSOLUTELY.

Hear me out -

In the year 2023, three whole months in.. we know dating is trash. No one wants the commitment, they all want the milk without nurturing the cow. I get it. It’s a fast paced world and if I can get it now, why wait until later. The majority of the singles in 2023 are trash. The straights, the gays, the bilaterals, xyz’s and the 123s… all trash.

just typing that I can hear the few people whom I know, saying - not mine! My person is a star.. better than most, speak for yourself, you just haven’t found the right one or ma’am you’re wrong - my man, my man, my man… she/he/it’s totally different.

But let’s be fuckin forreal. You’re either a. in denial - like the river in egypt, b. still in the honeymoon phase. incapable of seeing the bright red flags c. in the phase where you’ve been together for years and would sit in the bathroom while your person takes their morning/evening poop if you wanted to OR d. you simply agree.

Choose your fighter.

if I had to choose between fuckin on my ex again OR go into the world for ONE NIGHT ONLY, you bet your bottom dollar bucko - I’d fuck on my ex again.. and I’d welcome him with open arms.

It’s controversial, I know. But for ME, dw I need to know more about you other than you were cute when I swiped or you have a tattoo of my favorite NSYNC song title. I’d like to know your hygiene habits, do you have one of those LOVE LIVE LAUGH signs in your home and whether or not you pronounce the L in salmon before I let you touch my body…. Even if it’s for one night only. if I was able to share my sexcapades on beyonces internet, I would…. Probably wouldn’t but if we need to have a few horror stories let me know and I’ll share. Knowledge is power and if I can help the people avoid their energy being shared with some of the fecal matters finest. I will.

ANYWAY. Having this conversation with the people has been a mixture of the absolutely not's and no, you’re right’s. While I understand wEr’E nOt gOiNg bAcKwArDs and time moves forward, I would rather get my back scratched by a good back scratcher I’ve used before… before using plastic, if you catch my drift… and before swiping on fuckboy central I’d pull out the plastic. However - Me being a Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon, Scorpio Rising I’m indecisive and the way my pride, overthinking, and future trippin is set up… I’ll be in my fuckin bed with my snacks, good time tv, heater on and window cracked. All the while, scrolling on the tikkytok, Instagram and reading a book.. all at the same damn time.

but that’s just me, do you.

I have to also add, this was written at 5a on the elliptical, from my cellular phone. I feel like Rev Run in the tub writing words of wisdom... but its just meeeee, good ol' dw with her words of fuckery to keep the people goin. its provocative. we love it.